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Anonymous No.76300421 [Report] >>76300467 >>76300471 >>76300513 >>76301115 >>76301214 >>76301232 >>76301248 >>76301346 >>76302232 >>76302446 >>76302491 >>76302546 >>76302801
Sunbathing
Is it cringe or based?
Anonymous No.76300423 [Report] >>76301349 >>76301473 >>76302438
What does shit taste like?
Anonymous No.76300429 [Report] >>76300440 >>76302215
p based ngl desu
Anonymous No.76300440 [Report] >>76300496 >>76300531 >>76300620
>>76300429
get that bug outta here
Anonymous No.76300467 [Report] >>76300503
>>76300421 (OP)
it's bringe.
It depends on how long you stay in the sun and if you're applying appropriate sunscreen based on that.
Anonymous No.76300471 [Report] >>76300493
>>76300421 (OP)
I'm going to... I'm going to COOOOOOOOOM

>Sunbathing
Not good. You can have mild sun exposure without sunscreen, like 15 min a day, anything more intense or continuous and you require sunscreen to protect your skin, unless you want skin cancer and long term skin accelerated aging
Anonymous No.76300475 [Report]
Imagine if you walked by her and she farts really loudly haha.
Anonymous No.76300493 [Report]
>>76300471
man can handle many things, but challenging the power of the sun is not recommended
Anonymous No.76300496 [Report] >>76302215
>>76300440
Anonymous No.76300503 [Report] >>76300516 >>76301267
>>76300467
>sunscreen
Causes cancer. Skin cancer was almost unheard of before sunscreen was invented.
Anonymous No.76300510 [Report]
It's based and sexy, and that roastie will be decades in your rearview mirror before it catches up with her and she looks like a handbag.
For u? put on sunscreen dipshit. I blast myself with the mineral stuff, I look like a fat spooky ghost at the pool as I leer at hebes and do flips off the diving board
Anonymous No.76300513 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
I want a gf so I can experiment in all sorts of different taboo sex positions like raping her when she’s asleep or shoving my cock in her ear.
Anonymous No.76300516 [Report]
>>76300503
that would specifically be products containing benzene
Anonymous No.76300531 [Report]
>>76300440
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous No.76300609 [Report] >>76300642 >>76302215
You should aim for a golden sweaty glow, ideally.
Anonymous No.76300610 [Report]
Only if it’s nude.
Anonymous No.76300620 [Report]
>>76300440
Is you mom a pinoy anon? The self hate is just too much. You wanna be a nip or gook or at the least Thai, but being a Viet or Pinoy is a curse, what's worse is half Pinoy ne?
Anonymous No.76300642 [Report] >>76300662 >>76300878
>>76300609
PREEEASE FAACK MEEEEEE
FACK MEE PRREEEEEESE ME SO HORNY
Anonymous No.76300662 [Report] >>76301080 >>76301276 >>76302215
>>76300642
cute!
Anonymous No.76300878 [Report]
>>76300642
Anonymous No.76301080 [Report] >>76301114
>>76300662
imagine bashing her face in with a large, heavy brick
Anonymous No.76301111 [Report] >>76301393
Imagine the will power required to not start licking her soles
Anonymous No.76301114 [Report]
>>76301080
imagine having her fart straight into your mouth
Anonymous No.76301115 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
It's for subhuman who want to look like shit
Anonymous No.76301214 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
30 mins a day actively sunbathing, beyond that it's just stupidity and dangerous.
no sunscreen; sunscreeners are the same as mrna-vaxxers.

that is what i believe.
Anonymous No.76301232 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
how do you not just take a big sniff out of there when walking past
Anonymous No.76301248 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
It's woman tier. Get a tan by be being active outside with your shirt off. Don't fucking lay there like a slab of pork on the counter...

Oh shit, I gotta get those pork chops dry-brined and back in the fridge.
Anonymous No.76301267 [Report] >>76302223
>>76300503
It was unheard of because people all wore wide hats and clothing that cover almost all of their skin retard.
Anonymous No.76301276 [Report] >>76301289 >>76301354 >>76301356 >>76301358 >>76301499
>>76300662
Not gonna lie. I've always been a classic blacks on blondes kind of cuck. But lately the idea of having a hot Asian girlfriend like her that cucks me with bbc has been way more sexy and appealing to me.
Anonymous No.76301289 [Report] >>76302215
>>76301276
ummm ok
Anonymous No.76301346 [Report] >>76301447
>>76300421 (OP)
How do women go out of the house knowing theres only a thin piece of fabric that separates her butthole from the outer world?

Most of the time that thin piece doesnt even cover their butthole so if shes bent over just right you can see it...
Anonymous No.76301349 [Report]
>>76300423
Only 1 (one) way to find out
Anonymous No.76301354 [Report]
>>76301276
nobody cares, closet queen
Anonymous No.76301356 [Report]
>>76301276
um... ok?
Anonymous No.76301358 [Report]
>>76301276
Excellent post
Anonymous No.76301383 [Report]
just suntan by exercising fun chick fuck weird china dick make sure to put on sunscreen to not get sun cancer
Anonymous No.76301393 [Report]
>>76301111
couldn't be me
Anonymous No.76301410 [Report]
sun good
Anonymous No.76301447 [Report] >>76301472
>>76301346
I think about this when I'm doing laundry sometimes. The amount of fabric my wife's clothes are made up of is so little. A pile of a week's worth of her underwear is about the same as one day for me.
Anonymous No.76301472 [Report] >>76301562
>>76301447
How many underwear do you go through a day anon?
Anonymous No.76301473 [Report]
>>76300423
Like shit. Apparently it's incredibly salty, airplane, bus, and train toilets measure how full the tank is with salt sensors.
Anonymous No.76301499 [Report]
>>76301276
Anonymous No.76301562 [Report]
>>76301472
>as many as it takes.
For real though, 1 pair of boxer briefs.
Anonymous No.76302215 [Report]
>>76300429
>>76300496
>>76300609
>>76300662
>>76301289
Anonymous No.76302223 [Report]
>>76301267
This is totally false.
Anonymous No.76302232 [Report] >>76302467 >>76302485
>>76300421 (OP)
Fuck me bros.
All this lifting and working out.
The two jobs, the wife, the social obligations have made me asexual....

5 years ago I would look at this pic and get a boner.
Anonymous No.76302438 [Report]
>>76300423
Suck your dad's dick and find out.
Anonymous No.76302446 [Report] >>76302455
>>76300421 (OP)
imagine licking those soles
Anonymous No.76302455 [Report]
>>76302446
holes*
Anonymous No.76302467 [Report] >>76302472
>>76302232
Same. 33 and photos of naked women just dont do it for me anymore
Anonymous No.76302472 [Report] >>76302496
>>76302467
What about naked photos of your wife?
Anonymous No.76302485 [Report] >>76302607
>>76302232
good for you, you're not someone who has no choice. You can escape (assuming you don't have a child)
Anonymous No.76302491 [Report] >>76302506 >>76302606 >>76302783
>>76300421 (OP)
Anonymous No.76302496 [Report] >>76302520 >>76302607
>>76302472
They do get me hard actually. Maybe because im so used to having boners when I see her naked. She's really the only thing that does it for me these days but even then its not like
>oh youre naked - boner
I need excitement and something to imagine. So if she sends a nude with "come home daddy" thats usually what makes me diamonds. But just seeing her walking around the house like after a shower, nah not anymore. Unless its night time and I know the kids are asleep and wont disturb us trying to fuck
Anonymous No.76302506 [Report] >>76302705
>>76302491
delete this. There's still time
Anonymous No.76302520 [Report] >>76302529
>>76302496
I like when mine flashes me her butthole
Anonymous No.76302529 [Report] >>76302575
>>76302520
Lucky guy. Mines always too shy to do that, but next time shes out the shower I might just spread her cheeks open. Call it a butthole inspection
Anonymous No.76302546 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
>your skin looks browner for a few months
>afterwards it looks worse than before
>you get higher chance to get skin cancer
Anonymous No.76302575 [Report] >>76302607
>>76302529
>Call it a butthole inspection
That's exactly what I do. Whenever I catch her naked, I say butthole inspection, and she turns around and spreads. Sometimes it's just a second, others it's a full bend and show, and if we're alone, she shoves it in my face
Anonymous No.76302606 [Report]
>>76302491
mirin calves
Anonymous No.76302607 [Report] >>76302634
>>76302485
Escaping is not that easy even without a child but it is for sure easier (at least in the imagination)

>>76302496
How long have you been with your wife?
It sounds like less than 5 years

>>76302575
Your butthole adventures lean progressively towards to cool story bro area
Anonymous No.76302634 [Report]
>>76302607
>How long have you been with your wife?
>It sounds like less than 5 years
Yeah just about going on 6 years together 5 years married.
Anonymous No.76302705 [Report]
>>76302506
Too late anon, I already finished
Anonymous No.76302783 [Report] >>76302808
>>76302491
When you look at a big fat sow of a woman like this, doesn't the sight of her slow roasting in the sun make you want to carve her up like a roast turkey or ham? Just to see how deep you could cut into one of those cellulite hamhocks with big knife, encountering nothing but greasy yellow fat oozing out of the wound for nearly a foot in depth until the blade finally bites into the pathetic little strip of underused pink muscle clinging to the bone? To feel her struggling and squealing underneath you, too flabby and weak to throw you off as you butcher her alive? Don't you think she'd look better with her hands and feet cut off and an apple crammed in her mouth, skin cooked to a greasy golden brown, almost exactly like a deep suntan?
Anonymous No.76302801 [Report]
>>76300421 (OP)
Cringe
Anonymous No.76302808 [Report]
>>76302783