Thread 76300949

Imagine the test boost

bull fighting is so based, no wonder christcucks tried to ban it

>>76300976
Christcucks should've banned Hollywood instead.

>>76300949 (OP)
That's one of the gayest costumes I've ever seen in my life. Completely undoes all the coolness of the bullfighting part.

>>76300949 (OP)
Outsmarting a bull is not as impressive as you seem to think.

>>76300976
Actually, it werent christ cucks, it was gay ass commie dog cock lover faggots. Conservative larpers wanted to establish a college degree about tauromaquia and make it even bigger. Its been a long time since the toreros arent even allowed to kill the bulls

>>76300949 (OP)
The hip thrusts are an essential part of this.

>>76300949 (OP)
>test boost
No doubt these dudes have banged the hottest whores in Spain for centuries.

Not really when you consider the cow is only interested in the multicoloured fabric

>>76301083
Shut the fuck up you would shit your pants if this thing came running at you full speed. I hate obese amerilards so much

>>76301095
He is baiting man. These people are either really mentally ill, or baiting. Learn to recognize it.

>>76300994
hater pussies see a nigga with drip doing some alpha shit and immediately think hes a homo. this is why hes him and youre you. bitch nigga

>>76301112
Ok on that one I agree with the nigger, toreaodors are fa

there are so many videos out there of these guys getting their guts ripped out

>>76301150
thats the gambit: you are the gigachad who runs the roost until you get hit and are laying on the ground with your guts spilled out, in which you become just another retard.

>>76301150
That's part of the show

>>76300949 (OP)
this is the real test boost!

>>76301150
Just don't let the bull hit you?

>>76301011
>In the 16th century, Pope Pius V issued a papal bull that banned bullfighting under the penalty of excommunication.

>>76301195
I didn't know popes could be this based

>>76301206
>nooo quit having fun and give all your money to a tiny hat wearing faggot in rome

>>76301150
Those are the best. I like the one where the bull's horn went into the guy's asshole.
Probably the guy enjoyed it too, since every torero is a Pederast Pedro anyway.

>>76300949 (OP)
I've seen someone do this trick at a bullfight, it was pretty impressive. You've got to remember that the bull has been trained all its life to charge at the cloak though, it's not some random animal fresh from the field. The whole thing is more like a kind of dance. Great to watch though, my wife was hiding behind her hands for the first one we saw, but by the time a couple of the beasts had been dispatched she was as in to it as the bloodthirstiest of Spaniards.

>>76300994
The entire thing is absurdly homosexual, not just the costume. They preen about, flick the cloak around, thrust their crotch at the bull. It's such absurd over the top peacocking that it loops back round into being straight through the sheer unashamed faggotry of it.

>>76300949 (OP)
I like the sport where the guys do judo on the bulls.
Because FUCK Greek philosophers.
Specifically the retard pussies who whined about people lifting weights.

>>76300949 (OP)
this really makes jews kvetch and seethe for some reason