Thread 76305878

He's 47 but looks 19

>>76305878 (OP)
Why are you posting pictures of children on 4chan?

>>76305878 (OP)
>59 but looks younger than him without using any retarded longevity treatments
Genetics will never be defeated

>>76305878 (OP)
Ew.

>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like a child

he looks like a New Vegas NPC or a wax statue of himself

>>76305878 (OP)
he looks like a clone

>>76306154
>>76306166
>GARY!

>>76305878 (OP)
>but looks 19
What geriatric high school did you go to?

>>76306191
he looks young asf what are you on about

>>76306209
This is clearly an adult male. If I didn't know anything, I'd say he was in his early thirties.

>>76305878 (OP)
That dude looks like a corpse after formaldehyde treatment

He looks like a 42 year old lesbian lady who's into fitness, healthy plant-based eating, and kayaking.

>>76306166
Data from Star Trek. Or a wax statue of Data from Star Trek.
>>76306191
Zoomers are aging poorly.

>>76306183
tunnel snakes rule!

>>76305878 (OP)
he looks very much 47

>>76305878 (OP)
> wrinkles
> extremely pale
> dyed hair to look younger
> miscolored lips
> wearing makeup
Yeah he sure won alright, he showed you can be a twink even when you're 47

>>76305878 (OP)
he doesnt look 19 he looks like a 47 year old that took a bunch of botox

>doesn't post his cellulite or varicose veins
This just in: foreskin facials reverse your biological clock

>>76305878 (OP)
These might be my favorite /fit/ shitposts ever.

>>76305878 (OP)
he doesn't look 19, he looks like he's from outer space

>>76305878 (OP)
I bet you're not even going to copy his stuff even though the food stuff costs basically literally less than 100$
https://blueprint.bryanjohnson.com/pages/blueprint-protocol

>>76305912
>looks younger
Post biomarkers

>>76305878 (OP)
That's a 47 year old????

>>76305878 (OP)
What do you mean? He has jowels.Skin quality is good but it's still sagging.

>>76308923
>>76308443
He looks 15

>>76309008
Yeah we need to know how many erections that guy gets at night before we judge

>>76305878 (OP)
>late 40s guy
>looks like a well-groomed late 40s guy
Welp.

>>76306231
Early teens

>>76309240
He looks like a teenager

Why is OP replying to everyone itt claiming OP pic looks like a teenager? Bro clearly looks middle aged.

>>76305878 (OP)
He looks late 30s.

You must be a mutt since you all age like shit?

He looks his age. As in, he looks like a dude in his 40s

>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like a 50 year old who has had every modicum of test removed from his body

>>76305912
It's funny because if you know absolutely anything about Asians this guy is absolutely on every form of hormone therapy possible and has at least 20 cosmetic surgeries

>>76305878 (OP)
He does not look 19 lol. He looks late 20's/early 30's.

>>76309138
he looks like he goons to blacked

>>76305878 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot.

>>76305878 (OP)
he looks actually 40 lmao
I dont know what it is, that fake sheen, those crows feet, or just him looking like a literal alien from star trek

>>76305878 (OP)

He clearly looks 47 what the fuck are you on about

I'd like to take the time to remind you that the majority of his progress is the result of:

- not eating slop
- not drinking alcohol
- getting good, restful sleep
- exercising consistently

That's all you need to get 90% of what he does.

>>76305878 (OP)
It's not funny anymore, actually never really was to begin with unless you are 12.

He looks 47.

He looks so young

>>76305883
>>76306029
>>76306209
>>76309138
>>76309480
>>76309727
still not funny

That hairline is not going to trick any 19 yo girl into sleeping with him

>>76305878 (OP)
>dye hair and put on some makeup
>"I'VE DEFEATED AGING!"

>>76305878 (OP)

I can't comprehend the level of neuroticism this faggot must have. Seriously, just get old. It's not a big deal. I'd rather have grey hair and wrinkles than turn myself into some wax sculpture abomination who is terrified of going outside in the daylight due to the risk of UV light messing with my "optimal" hormone balance.

>>76313182
Stop lying, this stupid shit never gets old

>>76313182
theres nothing funny about posting children in this sick place without their permission

>>76305878 (OP)
That motherfucker is going through hair loss and looks an easy 35 years old. Can't hide wrinkles man.

uh bros..
>brian johnson is really just lt. commander data wearing vampire makeup

When his telomeres disintegrate he is going to look like like a melted wax candle with hair dye trickling down his collar.
No one escapes the ravages of time, especially you, the zoomer who reads this.

>>76305878 (OP)
I never understood why this guy is being memed on so much.

He never said he wants to "look 19" or even look younger, he wants to have the biomarkers of a younger person. This is a completely different goal and yes he looks weird as shit, I'm sure that even he realizes this.

>>76316654
americans don't care about biomarkers nigga, if they looked 20 yo but were aging like a 50 yo from all the drinking/smoking/etc it literally doesn't matter to them, hedonistic societies are like this

>>76306191
He was an extra on a high school drama show but he didn't realize everyone else was an actor in their thirties.

>>76309883
Yeah dude. Europeans are totally known for aging well kek

>>76313668
Tbh he's never had a haircut that suits his face shape, he's good looking but the hair is a failo. Shame because he's doing everything else right and looks great for his age.

>>76317403
that's some kpop tier shit my dear zoomer friend

>>76305878 (OP)
He's 47 but looks like he's 47 trying to look like he's 19...whoa.......

>>76305878 (OP)
That's a teenager.

>>76316654
So he wants to walk like a duck and quark like a duck but totally not look like a duck. Not buying it

>>76306191
thats the meme anon ur supposed to say he looks young if he looks like grandpa

your secret is safe with me, lieutenant.

>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like a creepy, uncanny valley wax figure.

>>76305878 (OP)
>man tries to share the secrets of immortality with 4chan
>mocked and abused until he gives up
>all his opponents die of old age
>bryan lives to see the new eon

>>76309009
Ikr? He looks like a high-school virgin

He needs more fat

>>76309951
Its funny cause if you knew anything about hormone therapy you'd know, they usually make you look older and there is no alternative therapy to make you younger.
Except maybe blood transplant from younger people... just like bryan johnson doesactually use that sick motherfucker

>>76316654
>I...I definitly achieve my goals, its not about looking younger!!
buy an ad Bryan

>>76305878 (OP)
anti-aging freaks deserve to be boiled alive probably the most obvious and universally recognised sign that someone has an evil soul

>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like 70 year old lesbian.

>>76305878 (OP)

No but the Chinese just did:

https://www.nature.com/articles/srep09852

>>76318491
implessive

Nah whites are done as soon as they hit late 20s. They are a cursed ghoulish looking race created by Yakub. The only exception is Brad Pitt.

>want to live longer
>want to live a healthy live
>want to reduce suffering as much as possible by having a very healthy body
>most humans make fun of you cause they are superficial and only care about looks
>they don't understand you only care about longevity and quality of life
Sad! Many such cases.

He looks like a 50 year old with makeup and well lit to hide most wrinkles. Look at those crow's feet, jfc.

>>76319211
>>76318462
>>76318450
He's still gonna outlive you

>>76319824
Not likely as I am strict lacto-carnivore.

>>76305878 (OP)
He can pass for 14

>>76312618
He also takes 110 pills everyday

He's doing a shit job at hiding those crows feet.

>>76305878 (OP)
he is 47 and looks like a 50 year old lesbian

>>76305878 (OP)
he looks like he's a 70 year old that died his hair and has gotten a lot of plastic surgery

>>76309951
I don't know if he is natty natty, and honestly don't care. You know youth when you see it. What you're describing sounds exactly like the looksmaxxing Korean bodybuilders of today, who will undoubtedly age like shit.

>>76305878 (OP)
Has it come out this guy has failed everything he set out to achieve?
I am going to assumed he fucked his shit up and found out he can't be doing weird experiments

>>76305878 (OP)
bro my elderly mother has less wrinkles around her eyes and she's spent 0$ on botox unlike this plastic ken

>>76309951
this.
Asian people love to pretend that they don't have a single grey hair on them when they're 65+ years old

>>76305878 (OP)
looks like an android

>>76317403
that pic is not just haircut though, but still good change

>>76312618
If you take sunscreen starting from your teens you will look late 20s in your 40s.

>>76319224
Dr Brad Stanfield does all that much looks a lot younger anyway because he does something that actually works.

>>76305878 (OP)
MOOOODSSS! HE'S POSTING CHILDREN ON MY WHEY POWDER SNORTING FORUM!

>>76317403
>trying to photoshop his acne out in the "after" pic

dude looked better on the left too.

>>76321508
To be fair it's alot easier to dye it away when they all have black hair anyway

>>76308421
hilarious, first time I've seen this but it's apt. Deserves way more (You)s