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Did this guy officially defeat ageing?
He's 47 but looks 19
Anonymous No.76305883 [Report] >>76313182
>>76305878 (OP)
Why are you posting pictures of children on 4chan?
Anonymous No.76305912 [Report] >>76309008 >>76309951
>>76305878 (OP)
>59 but looks younger than him without using any retarded longevity treatments
Genetics will never be defeated
Anonymous No.76305993 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
Ew.
Anonymous No.76306029 [Report] >>76313182
>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like a child
Anonymous No.76306154 [Report] >>76306183
he looks like a New Vegas NPC or a wax statue of himself
Anonymous No.76306166 [Report] >>76306183 >>76307402
>>76305878 (OP)
he looks like a clone
Anonymous No.76306183 [Report] >>76308166
>>76306154
>>76306166
>GARY!
Anonymous No.76306191 [Report] >>76306209 >>76307402 >>76317062 >>76317832
>>76305878 (OP)
>but looks 19
What geriatric high school did you go to?
Anonymous No.76306209 [Report] >>76306231 >>76313182
>>76306191
he looks young asf what are you on about
Anonymous No.76306231 [Report] >>76309480
>>76306209
This is clearly an adult male. If I didn't know anything, I'd say he was in his early thirties.
Anonymous No.76306234 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
That dude looks like a corpse after formaldehyde treatment
Anonymous No.76307394 [Report]
He looks like a 42 year old lesbian lady who's into fitness, healthy plant-based eating, and kayaking.
Anonymous No.76307402 [Report]
>>76306166
Data from Star Trek. Or a wax statue of Data from Star Trek.
>>76306191
Zoomers are aging poorly.
Anonymous No.76308166 [Report]
>>76306183
tunnel snakes rule!
Anonymous No.76308202 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
he looks very much 47
Anonymous No.76308345 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
> wrinkles
> extremely pale
> dyed hair to look younger
> miscolored lips
> wearing makeup
Yeah he sure won alright, he showed you can be a twink even when you're 47
Anonymous No.76308421 [Report] >>76323545
Anonymous No.76308443 [Report] >>76309138
>>76305878 (OP)
he doesnt look 19 he looks like a 47 year old that took a bunch of botox
Anonymous No.76308447 [Report]
>doesn't post his cellulite or varicose veins
This just in: foreskin facials reverse your biological clock
Anonymous No.76308451 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
These might be my favorite /fit/ shitposts ever.
Anonymous No.76308923 [Report] >>76309138
>>76305878 (OP)
he doesn't look 19, he looks like he's from outer space
Anonymous No.76309002 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
I bet you're not even going to copy his stuff even though the food stuff costs basically literally less than 100$
https://blueprint.bryanjohnson.com/pages/blueprint-protocol
Anonymous No.76309008 [Report] >>76309176
>>76305912
>looks younger
Post biomarkers
Anonymous No.76309009 [Report] >>76318098
>>76305878 (OP)
That's a 47 year old????
Anonymous No.76309033 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
What do you mean? He has jowels.Skin quality is good but it's still sagging.
Anonymous No.76309138 [Report] >>76310786 >>76313182
>>76308923
>>76308443
He looks 15
Anonymous No.76309176 [Report]
>>76309008
Yeah we need to know how many erections that guy gets at night before we judge
Anonymous No.76309240 [Report] >>76309727
>>76305878 (OP)
>late 40s guy
>looks like a well-groomed late 40s guy
Welp.
Anonymous No.76309480 [Report] >>76313182
>>76306231
Early teens
Anonymous No.76309727 [Report] >>76313182
>>76309240
He looks like a teenager
Anonymous No.76309730 [Report]
Why is OP replying to everyone itt claiming OP pic looks like a teenager? Bro clearly looks middle aged.
Anonymous No.76309739 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
He looks late 30s.
Anonymous No.76309883 [Report] >>76317235
You must be a mutt since you all age like shit?

He looks his age. As in, he looks like a dude in his 40s
Anonymous No.76309921 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like a 50 year old who has had every modicum of test removed from his body
Anonymous No.76309951 [Report] >>76318443 >>76321483 >>76321508
>>76305912
It's funny because if you know absolutely anything about Asians this guy is absolutely on every form of hormone therapy possible and has at least 20 cosmetic surgeries
Anonymous No.76310255 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
He does not look 19 lol. He looks late 20's/early 30's.
Anonymous No.76310786 [Report]
>>76309138
he looks like he goons to blacked
Anonymous No.76310790 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot.
Anonymous No.76310796 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
he looks actually 40 lmao
I dont know what it is, that fake sheen, those crows feet, or just him looking like a literal alien from star trek
Anonymous No.76311678 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)

He clearly looks 47 what the fuck are you on about
Anonymous No.76312618 [Report] >>76321468 >>76321626
I'd like to take the time to remind you that the majority of his progress is the result of:

- not eating slop
- not drinking alcohol
- getting good, restful sleep
- exercising consistently

That's all you need to get 90% of what he does.
Anonymous No.76312628 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
It's not funny anymore, actually never really was to begin with unless you are 12.
Anonymous No.76312630 [Report]
He looks 47.
Anonymous No.76313164 [Report]
He looks so young
Anonymous No.76313182 [Report] >>76316015 >>76316073
>>76305883
>>76306029
>>76306209
>>76309138
>>76309480
>>76309727
still not funny
Anonymous No.76313668 [Report] >>76317403
That hairline is not going to trick any 19 yo girl into sleeping with him
Anonymous No.76314973 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
>dye hair and put on some makeup
>"I'VE DEFEATED AGING!"
Anonymous No.76315977 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)

I can't comprehend the level of neuroticism this faggot must have. Seriously, just get old. It's not a big deal. I'd rather have grey hair and wrinkles than turn myself into some wax sculpture abomination who is terrified of going outside in the daylight due to the risk of UV light messing with my "optimal" hormone balance.
Anonymous No.76316015 [Report]
>>76313182
Stop lying, this stupid shit never gets old
Anonymous No.76316073 [Report]
>>76313182
theres nothing funny about posting children in this sick place without their permission
Anonymous No.76316108 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
That motherfucker is going through hair loss and looks an easy 35 years old. Can't hide wrinkles man.
Anonymous No.76316143 [Report]
uh bros..
>brian johnson is really just lt. commander data wearing vampire makeup
Anonymous No.76316527 [Report]
When his telomeres disintegrate he is going to look like like a melted wax candle with hair dye trickling down his collar.
No one escapes the ravages of time, especially you, the zoomer who reads this.
Anonymous No.76316654 [Report] >>76316693 >>76317575 >>76318444
>>76305878 (OP)
I never understood why this guy is being memed on so much.

He never said he wants to "look 19" or even look younger, he wants to have the biomarkers of a younger person. This is a completely different goal and yes he looks weird as shit, I'm sure that even he realizes this.
Anonymous No.76316693 [Report]
>>76316654
americans don't care about biomarkers nigga, if they looked 20 yo but were aging like a 50 yo from all the drinking/smoking/etc it literally doesn't matter to them, hedonistic societies are like this
Anonymous No.76317062 [Report]
>>76306191
He was an extra on a high school drama show but he didn't realize everyone else was an actor in their thirties.
Anonymous No.76317235 [Report]
>>76309883
Yeah dude. Europeans are totally known for aging well kek
Anonymous No.76317403 [Report] >>76317474 >>76321603 >>76322933
>>76313668
Tbh he's never had a haircut that suits his face shape, he's good looking but the hair is a failo. Shame because he's doing everything else right and looks great for his age.
Anonymous No.76317474 [Report]
>>76317403
that's some kpop tier shit my dear zoomer friend
Anonymous No.76317551 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
He's 47 but looks like he's 47 trying to look like he's 19...whoa.......
Anonymous No.76317556 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
That's a teenager.
Anonymous No.76317575 [Report]
>>76316654
So he wants to walk like a duck and quark like a duck but totally not look like a duck. Not buying it
Anonymous No.76317832 [Report]
>>76306191
thats the meme anon ur supposed to say he looks young if he looks like grandpa
Anonymous No.76317885 [Report]
your secret is safe with me, lieutenant.
Anonymous No.76317894 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like a creepy, uncanny valley wax figure.
Anonymous No.76317920 [Report] >>76318085
>>76305878 (OP)
>man tries to share the secrets of immortality with 4chan
>mocked and abused until he gives up
>all his opponents die of old age
>bryan lives to see the new eon
Anonymous No.76318085 [Report]
>>76317920
Anonymous No.76318098 [Report]
>>76309009
Ikr? He looks like a high-school virgin
Anonymous No.76318267 [Report]
He needs more fat
Anonymous No.76318443 [Report]
>>76309951
Its funny cause if you knew anything about hormone therapy you'd know, they usually make you look older and there is no alternative therapy to make you younger.
Except maybe blood transplant from younger people... just like bryan johnson doesactually use that sick motherfucker
Anonymous No.76318444 [Report]
>>76316654
>I...I definitly achieve my goals, its not about looking younger!!
buy an ad Bryan
Anonymous No.76318450 [Report] >>76319824
>>76305878 (OP)
anti-aging freaks deserve to be boiled alive probably the most obvious and universally recognised sign that someone has an evil soul
Anonymous No.76318462 [Report] >>76319824
>>76305878 (OP)
He looks like 70 year old lesbian.
Anonymous No.76318491 [Report] >>76319138
>>76305878 (OP)

No but the Chinese just did:

https://www.nature.com/articles/srep09852
Anonymous No.76319138 [Report]
>>76318491
implessive
Anonymous No.76319211 [Report] >>76319824
Nah whites are done as soon as they hit late 20s. They are a cursed ghoulish looking race created by Yakub. The only exception is Brad Pitt.
Anonymous No.76319224 [Report] >>76321636
>want to live longer
>want to live a healthy live
>want to reduce suffering as much as possible by having a very healthy body
>most humans make fun of you cause they are superficial and only care about looks
>they don't understand you only care about longevity and quality of life
Sad! Many such cases.
Anonymous No.76319263 [Report]
He looks like a 50 year old with makeup and well lit to hide most wrinkles. Look at those crow's feet, jfc.
Anonymous No.76319824 [Report] >>76320577
>>76319211
>>76318462
>>76318450
He's still gonna outlive you
Anonymous No.76320577 [Report]
>>76319824
Not likely as I am strict lacto-carnivore.
Anonymous No.76321465 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
He can pass for 14
Anonymous No.76321468 [Report]
>>76312618
He also takes 110 pills everyday
Anonymous No.76321473 [Report]
He's doing a shit job at hiding those crows feet.
Anonymous No.76321477 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
he is 47 and looks like a 50 year old lesbian
Anonymous No.76321479 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
he looks like he's a 70 year old that died his hair and has gotten a lot of plastic surgery
Anonymous No.76321483 [Report]
>>76309951
I don't know if he is natty natty, and honestly don't care. You know youth when you see it. What you're describing sounds exactly like the looksmaxxing Korean bodybuilders of today, who will undoubtedly age like shit.
Anonymous No.76321497 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
Has it come out this guy has failed everything he set out to achieve?
I am going to assumed he fucked his shit up and found out he can't be doing weird experiments
Anonymous No.76321508 [Report] >>76323018
>>76305878 (OP)
bro my elderly mother has less wrinkles around her eyes and she's spent 0$ on botox unlike this plastic ken

>>76309951
this.
Asian people love to pretend that they don't have a single grey hair on them when they're 65+ years old
Anonymous No.76321593 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
looks like an android
Anonymous No.76321603 [Report]
>>76317403
that pic is not just haircut though, but still good change
Anonymous No.76321626 [Report]
>>76312618
If you take sunscreen starting from your teens you will look late 20s in your 40s.
Anonymous No.76321636 [Report]
>>76319224
Dr Brad Stanfield does all that much looks a lot younger anyway because he does something that actually works.
Anonymous No.76322888 [Report]
>>76305878 (OP)
MOOOODSSS! HE'S POSTING CHILDREN ON MY WHEY POWDER SNORTING FORUM!
Anonymous No.76322933 [Report]
>>76317403
>trying to photoshop his acne out in the "after" pic

dude looked better on the left too.
Anonymous No.76323018 [Report]
>>76321508
To be fair it's alot easier to dye it away when they all have black hair anyway
Anonymous No.76323545 [Report]
>>76308421
hilarious, first time I've seen this but it's apt. Deserves way more (You)s