Thread 76319169

I want to kiss people but it's too dangerous!

>>76319169 (OP)
the only thing you will ever kiss is the barrel of a gun before you blow your brains out with because you're a terminally online incel and roleplay as a cute quirky character

>>76319169 (OP)
Pic is what happened on my first kiss. It was on our fourth date, I could tell she was disappointed, and she ended up dumping me a couple days later.

>>76319173
Age?

>>76319169 (OP)
Just don't kiss people with open sores on their lips.

>>76319173
>waiting for the 4th date to kiss her
kek you should be giving her an anal creampie by then

get the vaxx goy

>>76319173
Di you change sides when kissing, or just stay same side. How to know when to change sides?

>>76319169 (OP)
Don't kiss nogs, coal burners, or fags. STDs drop off almost completely if you're not one of those 3 groups

>>76319202
The majority of people have hsv1. Many get it in childhood from non-sexual contact.

>>76319173
You're supposed to fuck her on the first date, as in choke her and cream pie her. What the fuck are you doing anon!?

>>76319183
I was 23, she was 29.
>>76319200
Idk, I just kind of held my lips against hers for a few seconds then moved away.
>>76319192
>>76319209
I hadn't ever dated anyone before, and no girl - including her - had ever indicated any interest in me, so I had a difficult time making any moves.

>>76319217
>held my lips against hers for a few seconds then moved awa
lel this bro kissed a girl like she was his father

>>76319225
>mfw still havent had my first kiss yet at the ripe old age of 22
Brehs I'm scared

>>76319225
Yeah, but I've learned my lesson, and now I know what to do.

>>76319173
That's sweet, it was your first kiss anon. Don't be so hard on yourself
>>76319225
>Kissing your father

>>76319217
>>76319173
cute and wholesome but also LOL

>>76319225
When you kiss your father do you taste your mother's cunt?

>>76319169 (OP)
Blame the CIA.

>>76319225
I've literally never kissed my Dad even on the cheek wtf, most intimate we get is a hug

I've never touched a woman my age, excluding handshakes. I am 22. I do roll around with sweaty men 2-3 times a week in BJJ classes though

Sexually transmitted diseases are cause by parasites

>>76319173
cute
not your fault shes a whore

>>76319173
This was my first kiss too. We kissed in front of a college party and she pulled back and smirked, "that wasn't a kiss you pecked me on the lips " and then she left. Looking back I think that messed me up for a long time.

>>76319225
>like she was his father
huh...

>>76319217
how do I kiss bros? I want to prevent this from happening.

>>76320541
Grab one of her lips with your lips and suck a little. A little tongue too, like your tasting her lip.

>>76319169 (OP)
>no cure for herpes?
there is
it's called not kissing whores

>>76319209
Dumb nigger poster.

>11 hours
this board is so fucking done man

>>76319192
>>76319209
>>76319225
This man is a deranged freak, do not take advice from him.

>>76319169 (OP)
lower the age of consent, i got herpes from an 18 year old college slut. like how are you 18 with herpes did you even try not to be a slut

>>76319169 (OP)
i love kissing people too especially with tongue!

>>76320882
Many people contract it in childhood from
>slobbering on stuff
>shared drinks/utensils
>parents and relatives kissing them particularly on the lips
All of which are disgusting and should not be allowed to happen by the parents.