Thread 76326902

How do you respond without sounding mad?

"That's correct."

You gonna eat that

holy fucking kek the fattie who made this image is beyond saving
>reading is bad
>eating well is bad
>getting an adequate amount of sleep is bad
>exercise is bad
NEVER IMPROVE

>>76327033
I would think that NPR listeners at least eat well if nothing else.

>>76327033
it's obviously someone average making fun of both sides

>>76327033
You sound mad

>>76326902 (OP)
>getting mad at idiocy
>lower testosterone
>higher estrogen
>less blood flow to the brain
>heart attacks and strokes
>gallstone and kidney stones
>whole body inflammation
>hot, sweaty, tired, and immobile
>joint pain and arthritis
>diabetes, kidney disease, dialysis (which is extremely taxing and draining)

idk anon, maybe you should join him

>>76326902 (OP)
What's that button say? I book books?

>>76326902 (OP)
>buum ba dumba ba bum ba dum baba

>>76327033
ugh this reminds me of my ex-friend, I was working out to lose weight and when I dropped 50 lbs he just rolled his eyes and did the loudest TCHHH snicker and said and I quote "you only workout to get chicks loser", what a pos

>>76327113
classic crab bucket mentality. great work man keep it up

>>76326902 (OP)
This is funny but both of them should be full of brainwashing. Literally everyone on earth is brainwashed with something. You just get to choose what you brainwash yourself with.

>>76326902 (OP)
Lol. I wouldn't. Just have a good laugh and walk away.

>>76326902 (OP)
I don't care, so I don't respond at all. Anyone looks how they want to look like, if you want to be fat fuck then be fat fuck, not my problem

>>76326902 (OP)
I don't need a telescopic mirror to see my penis

>>76328768
Why would you look at your penis? That's gay.

This post is fuckin confusing. What would we be responding to? I guess I'll just type responses to different possible shit
>an autistic /fit/ guy saying I'm brainwashed
"Oh for real?" and then just let him rant about shit. He'll probably say something retarded for me to tell people about, and I can just take my preworkout while he does. I'd probably also tell him to get his fucking salad off the gym floor.
>Me telling a fay guy he's brainwashed and him saying "really?"
I wouldn't do this. If someone is that obese, it is a symptom of mental illness more than anything else. They won't listen, they've been taught to be defensive about it and dig their heels in. You can't just hit people to prove they're demonstrably weaker because of their choices, so there's no point. Plus, it just means I have fewer actual competitors for anything.
>some nigga posting this meme on social media
I would find an aspect of the tryhard fit guy in the meme and say something like
>seriously, fucking book goobers are just tryhards.
>Literally nothing valuable is written in books that can't be found with a google search.
>It's just a hobby for pretentious midwits and porn-addicted women.
I would then get tons of hilarious, angry responses from people who take the internet too seriously and get free dopamine hits for a few hours.

>>76327033
I feel like it's important that we see the whole thing so that we can generate the appropriate amount of motivational contempt.
(1 of 3)

>>76331045
(2 of 3)

>>76331058
(3 0f 3)

>>76331045
>>76331058
>>76331066
I can smell the millenial on this shit

>>76331045
>>76331058
>>76331066
Holy cope.

>>76331107
he's obviously GenX you moron

>>76331123
>that coping millenial retard that thinks hes still 25 not 35 trying to act like gen X aren't all almost 60 and look nothing like the obviously mid 30's guy in the drawing
how stupid are you or how stupid do you think we are?

>>76331123
>>76331135
This dude was born in 1980.

>>76331150
And deep down inside he knows he's wrong about fitness.

>>76331155
But he's a typical Kiwi liberal nerd who thinks bringing Middle Eastern youths into his country will somehow make utopia happen faster.

>>76331150
you're just advertising his comics at this point

>>76331174
I'm advertising contempt based motivation.

Last one: stuff he'd rather do than lift weights that makes him so much smarter and interesting than you.

>>76327051
Then why isn't the fatty adorned with logos of McDonald's, GrubHub, Krispy Kreme, pornhub, Netflix...

>>76331169
>What's wrong with his old home?
>It's full of people like him
...

>>76331445
are you autistic

>>76326902 (OP)
i don't lift
I don't sleep 8 hours
I don't read books
so i don't have too