Holy fuck he's actually doing it lmao - /fit/ (#76328700) [Archived: 585 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:32:56 AM No.76328700
bryanjohnson
bryanjohnson
md5: 264a2374e7014b53c8ba45b6f266aed3๐Ÿ”
He's solved aging
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:36:40 AM No.76328707
>>76328700 (OP)
I hope my kid does as well as this kid is doing at 17!!!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:39:54 AM No.76328715
>>76328700 (OP)
He looks like a 47 year old wearing makeup
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:00:22 AM No.76328759
>>76328700 (OP)
If he found a diet and exercise/lifestyle routine that made him look younger that would be one thing.

But he's getting injections in his face and such. Procedures don't mean you're aging well..
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:18:48 AM No.76328809
>>76328700 (OP)
boomers and basedlennials LOOOOOOVE this guy
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:22:20 AM No.76328932
>>76328700 (OP)
If this guy was just about slowing aging down he wouldn't be doing all this corrective shit that just masks the problem. Same shit celebrities do. Injecting fat into his face and shiet
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:33:39 AM No.76328962
I rather die 10 years earlier than live like this monk. Whatever about the cosmetic shit
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:39:27 AM No.76328973
>>76328759
>>76328932
If anything there's random rooners in their 50's in my neighborhood who look healthier and stronger than he does (putting on makeup and injecting shit into your face makes you look like a metrosexual faggot, which is not healthy).
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:02:08 AM No.76329019
He gets memed on extremely hard, but he honestly sounds like a really nice guy from every interview I've seen him in. I dont think I've ever heard of him engaging in drama or shit talking, which is pretty refreshing in this day and age
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:11:16 AM No.76329033
>>76329019
That's only because he knows how to behave in front of a camera because he's not a total idiot, he needs to be popular in order to shill his line of supplements. Don't forget to buy his ยฃ100 bag of longevity protein.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:27:02 PM No.76329146
>>76328962
>like this monk
he has severe dysbiosis from eating pills instead of food
he does not "live like a monk"
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:28:23 PM No.76329153
>>76328759
not only that, but his videos only focus on his "positive biomarkers" (that he gamed for with substance abuse)
the irony is that all his biomarkers are horrible
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:12:29 PM No.76329245
>>76328759
on top of that his videos are made to make him look better, with the pro setup, lightings and makeup
if you look at him outside of his videos he just look like an old dude who uses botox
i guess the real experiment is his longevity
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:15:11 PM No.76329251
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1528639966996
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>>76329033
Yes, he's just doing all this to shill supplements! Even though in those videos where he does shill his stuff, he quite literally states within the same sentence "Don't just buy these because I said so, do your own research and buy what is locally available to you if you can"
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:08 PM No.76329263
>>76328973
>rooners
>the biggest battery wasters
>looking young
doubt
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:26:06 PM No.76329279
>>76329019
>sounds like a really nice guy
He once replied to Nick Fuentes and didn't apologize or denounce him after.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:34 PM No.76329311
>>76329279
good on him, but I'm ot holding my breath for him to denounce Judaism and the obvious threat it poses to the survival of humanity.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:37:03 PM No.76329314
>>76329263
Maybe if you're one of the faggots on /roon/ who try to emulate actual athletes (who are optimizing for performance rather than longevity), but I've seen plenty of slow rooners over the years that look great and are able to keep running into their 70's. This doesn't just go for running btw, people mindlessly chasing lifting PB's are just as retarded.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:51:16 PM No.76329358
>>76329263
>battery waster
>falling for Jew propaganda
sad!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:53:51 PM No.76329370
shweet cat front
shweet cat front
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Because OP is too much of a nigger to post sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCxUnD7N8ts
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:20 PM No.76329372
if he was serious about the aging stuff, surely he wouldn't do the cosmetic stuff.

the hair dye, fat injections, veneers, all that obfuscates the effects of the stuff which is supposed to reverse his biological age. and he presents the 'don't die' part like it's the philosophical ultimate goal

sadly he's just an ex-mormon trying to cope with his new belief in mortality. hence the zoomer drip and raves
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:00:08 PM No.76329386
>>76329372
>if he was serious about the aging stuff, surely he wouldn't do the cosmetic stuff.
He said it is necessary that you make yourself look young. Because if you look into the mirror and see an old face your stress and cortisol goes up with makes you age faster.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:03:18 PM No.76329545
>>76329251
Knowing full well people will buy his shit by the truckload because he played the "you don't need to buy it from me" card. He's such a good, honest billionaire. I'll buy HIS olive oil!!! I feel safe knowing that he's not just a shill because he said I don't have to buy it.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:09:53 PM No.76329565
>>76328700 (OP)
he and Kike Israel are best buddies and sucking each others dicks in videos. that's all you need to know
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:15:22 PM No.76329578
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321221
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>>76328700 (OP)
>tfw born to late to live the comfy vocation as some jewesses blood boy
I ignore women
7/2/2025, 3:17:01 PM No.76329584
>>76329153
Yeah, he is retarded. On his strict diet his test and E levels were below range but instead of changing the diet he just injected hormones to reach above average levels completely defeating the purpose of diagnostic tests; diagnostics exists to compare yourself to a healthy person not cheat your way to meet the ranges and declare your lifestyle healthy.
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I ignore women
7/2/2025, 3:20:19 PM No.76329591
>>76329251
He doesn't do this though. He stated that in a MPMD interview that it's "not clear" whether fresh blueberries are better than his powdered blueberry mix that he's selling which is disingenuous. In addition, the ultra premium high polyphenol olive oil that he sells can be bought in bulk at costco for much cheaper under a different name.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:38:57 PM No.76329642
>>76329545
Nigger, there are much easier ways to scam retards... There's nothing wrong with monetizing your hobbies, if you wanna discredit him at least give us something real instead of just screeching that he's unhealthy with no proof
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:54:39 PM No.76329879
>>76328700 (OP)
Surely this is a 50+year proof game?
People aren't giving money to a man who got cosmetic work done, are they?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:02:57 PM No.76329907
>>76329019
He said he is more influential than Jesus lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:13:06 PM No.76330583
>>76328700 (OP)
Grifting into government, I see.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:30:01 PM No.76331167
>>76329584
Why does it matter if he cheats? His goal is literal immortality, who gives a fuck how he gets there.?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:41:29 PM No.76331217
>>76329545
Assuming all billionaires are inherently bad people driven purely by wealth is such a childish view of the world.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:59:01 AM No.76331668
Capture
Capture
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>Vegan Bryan Johnson can't stop winning getting richer and healthier by the day
>Carnivore Brian Johnson can't stop losing and keeps falling further into the abyss
What did god mean by this?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:03:42 AM No.76331833
>>76328700 (OP)
dude he looks like a fucking shitty mid 2000s clay-face video game model
he hasnt solved anything
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:04:53 AM No.76331836
>>76331668
he looks like santa claus if santa claus was in vietnam
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:51:16 AM No.76331959
>>76328700 (OP)
He's growing in me.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:22:58 AM No.76332054
>>76331668
This is sad, he got picked on really bad growing up and now he has massive mental problems. Honestly his body dysmorphia is just as bad as the trannies.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:07:03 AM No.76332151
sverige_vegans
sverige_vegans
md5: 8b49eac07ebd26676d2b92cc493d6f8c๐Ÿ”
>>76329642
>if you wanna discredit him at least give us something real
Nobody with a brain would ever take seriously health advice from a vegan.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:01:30 AM No.76332247
>>76329019
he's mormon so par for the course
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:22:56 AM No.76332294
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1253
md5: a69b80ff5126811b08431da65a70cb6e๐Ÿ”
>>76332151
The skinny guy with the beard started eating raw meat and now he's fully recovered and looks very healthy. Pretty amazing how the body can regenerate after being on the brink of death.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:51:48 AM No.76332840
>>76331217
No it's the correct view of the world. Not thinking that just demonstrates you're a retarded american. A genuine room temperature IQ moron. A dumb fuck. A stupid cunt. There's zero need for billionaires, society would function much better without them. Billionaires sneding rockets into space and trying to live forever is not the way forward. These scientific pursuits should be driven by collective human interest, publicly funded institutions, and international cooperation, not the vanity projects of the ultra-wealthy.

You stupid fucking retard. I bet you watch youtube videos about how brilliant elon is and tell all your sperg friends why he's so amazing. God I hate people like you, you're such a fucking idiot it's unbelievable. You think you're smart, but you're not. You're the worst kind of pseudo intellectual. Kill yourself, faggot.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:28:12 PM No.76333219
>>76329245
There is no experiment. It's just another guy that "sells courses" via the internet.
I've seen one video of him and that was to market a known scam device.
If he were serious he wouldn't use all the scammy marketing, get procedures and use makeup etc..
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:56:57 PM No.76333288
>>76331836
And as tall as one of Santa's elves
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:30:20 PM No.76335134
>>76329251
Nice merchant. Saved
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:34:51 PM No.76335162
>>76328715


Everyone saying this shit is just trolling cause he looks very young for 47. Most 47 year old white guys look OLD
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:36:36 PM No.76335171
>>76329279

Thanks for proving the other persons point
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:36:40 PM No.76335172
>>76331668
>carnivore
yeah the insane amounts of gear he was on is pure carnivore diet. donโ€™t forget to kys.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:45:42 PM No.76335210
>>76329019
I'm sorry, but you are an absolute retard if you believe that he is a "nice guy". Or just naive or inexperienced with people I guess.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:30:30 AM No.76335459
>>76335210
Iโ€™m far more emotionally and socially developed than you and my take is he seems like a genuine guy, just a hyper rich nerd with borderline autism. You can have a different inference but understand your mental faculties are tepid at best, and it would do you well in life to listen to smarter people like myself when trying to discern truth in the world.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:37:35 AM No.76335481
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>>76328700 (OP)
This guy keeps track of his son's erections.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:43:04 AM No.76335497
>>76335162
Yeah, white men hit the wall at 35.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:46:50 AM No.76335503
>>76335459
I doubt that. The man is a scam artist, he probably has a PR firm directing his interactions, and you fall for his persona tailor-made for engagement farming.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:47:41 AM No.76335508
>>76329019
>I dont think I've ever heard of him engaging in drama or shit talking,
That doesn't mean he's smart that means he's not an immature idiot, which is to be expected from a 47 years old multimillionaire
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:55:35 AM No.76335516
>>76335497
Yeah but we've already achieved more by then than you will before you're 100
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:58:26 AM No.76335523
>>76335497
Stress contributes to aging, and as the only race who takes responsibility / is compotenent to do anything on this planet, I can understand how that stress might add up to looking old at 35. If you're a toddler-brained thirdy, life is stress free, like for a retarded child, thus less aging.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:16:06 AM No.76335562
>>76335503
!remindme 2 years