Thread 76336632

what sport produces the sexiest bodies?

>>76336632 (OP)
fact is, I have never had my face between the butt cheeks of a really hot woman. And I likely never will because I'm ugly as fuck.
I will always be consigned to merely imagining the smell

>>76336650
>he thinks women can see

Architecture

>>76336632 (OP)
I think it has to be volleyball. I have not once seen a volleyball girl without a smoking body. There is just something to the combination of moves involved there.
Other than that gymcelling when done right is probably even better.

>>76336670
imagine the smells coming out of her

>>76336632 (OP)
My man is enjoying himself a bit too much

>>76336632 (OP)
Cycling, predominantly mountain bike.

CrossFit

>>76336650
So do you try to talk to wimen? If not cry cuz youre a coward and not for being ugly. You can find a gf, just might nit look like a model. Hooefully you can love soneone as unnatractive as you are.

>>76336632 (OP)
Zero reason for this. Seriously. Athletes should really do themselves a favor and get educated in exercise science. Lot less of them would be taken advantage off. She could do some deep knee bends and butt kickers and get a better warm up than what this dumb shit is doing for her. If that's her SO, fine, I know thats a thing on some teams but if thats her coach... Just look at him. If that's not giving chester the molester vibes I don't know what does.

>>76337147
it's part of his contract

>>76336650
hate to tell you this anon, but a woman's crack doesn't smell good. Wipe your finger between your buttcheeks on a warm day and smell it. Same sort of thing. You really want them to take a shower before you go exploring down there... trust me..

>>76337147
She's clearly enjoying tho. I wouldn't be surprised if they were in a relationship.

>>76336632 (OP)

I work 10 hours a day in a fucking roasting hot kitchen making fuck all money and this moustachioed Giuseppe probably makes 10 times my wage rubbing down delectable athletic Italian thighs and pussies... There is really no god.
Is it the moustache? Should I grow a moustache? That's the secret isn't it? If I grow a mustache do I get a job where I spend all day fondling teenage thighs and pussies? What's the career path, sports physio? I'm serious what qualifications do I need this is bullshit.
Can you imagine when his alarm goes off in the morning? Do you think he rolls over hits snooze and wraps himself in his sheets thinking 'oh sweet jesus just 10 more minutes of oblivion, I can't face another day of fondling smoking hot athletic thighs and pussies I can't I can't go on like this'?
No, that mother fucker leaps out of bed fully erect and grinning like a loon because he gets paid to manhandle smoking hot athletic thighs and pussies.
When I was at school and the careers advisors sat us down on the computers and we ran through questionnaires to figure out what careers we should aim for there damn sure wasn't any box to tick that said 'i enjoy fondling teenage thighs and pussies' because I'd definitely fucking remember that. If you told every teenage lad that there were legitimate well paying jobs where you literally just rub and squeeze tight toned athletic thighs and pussies we'd have a serious glut of physio therapists in this country.

>>76337682
but I've been told that women's stool smells like chocolate and honey

>>76337133
Giving India internet was a mistake.

>>76337682
This isn't strictly true. It really depends on several factors, like how attractive you find her, her hygiene, her diet probably, and pheromones.
I've smelled quite a few girl asses and they vary greatly from disgusting to heavenly. They don't even have to be fresh out of the shower, I've smelled a girls ass that even had a faint poop smell but it still drove me crazy, probably because of pheromones. In fact, the juxtaposition of a faint disgusting smell with the incredible pheromones made it even hotter to me. But you never know how a woman's ass smells before smelling it, it's a bit of a gamble every time.

>>76337682
Shocker anon
Men and women don’t smell the same and produce different hormones which affect body odor
Sorry to be the one to tell you that, now you can stop treating your ass like a scratch-n-sniff

>>76337112
this

>>76336632 (OP)
Slap fighting

>>76337779
>If I grow a mustache do I get a job where I spend all day fondling teenage thighs and pussies?
Do you really need to ask this question?

>>76336632 (OP)
Volley ball and swimming.

>>76338019
I don't think cycling produced those legs.

>>76339575
You think of the wrong kind of cycling anon

>>76336632 (OP)
wrestling

>>76336632 (OP)
Pole vaulting

>>76336632 (OP)
Sports don't produce bodies. What produces bodies:
>genetics
>training
>dieting
If you don't have the genes for an aesthetic physique, you'll never have one.

>sport specific training doesn't exist
lol ok friend

>>76336650
>of a really hot woman
Did you fuck the ugly fat ones? During my 20s I got regularly hit on by fat girls, but I have rejected all of them. Now I regret that because I could have at least lost my virginity.

>>76337822
So if a girls armpits smell sweaty and gross I shouldn't get anywhere near her vagina or ass?