Thread 76337964

>>76337964 (OP)
Nigger he's in his 90s.

>>76337964 (OP)
Dude is 95 years old, bro.

>>76337964 (OP)
that niggas 100 are u retarded faggot

>>76337964 (OP)
Bud he’s like 105 years old man of course he looks old

>>76337964 (OP)
>still able to walk around without support and hold a conversation in his mid 90's
That's aging like fine wine

>>76337964 (OP)
He's at least 110 mother fucker leave him alone.

>>76337964 (OP)
He's senile it's normal but i agree that the saying that men age like wine is deeply rooted in homoerotic incel fantasies

>>76337964 (OP)
That 115 year old is fitter than you.

He's a literal über giga chad who has like 10 kids at least and some of them he fathered when he was like 80.

>>76337964 (OP)
Thus nigga is like 100 years old wtf did you expect lmao

>>76338005
Except men do age far better than women. Women age like dog shit. It's all tied to fertility men can father children well into their senior years and for women anything past 30 is considered geriatric.

>>76337964 (OP)
He just turned 118, have some respect you philistine

It's less about looks and more about being at peace with yourself. I was objectively more attractive at 25 than at 35, but I was also a deadly insecure tryhard driving the most expensive car I could push the bank to buy for me and showing up with a fucking salad at family birthdays because I had a sixpack to protect. Now I'm balding and skinnyfat but can actually talk to women without spilling my spaghetti.

>>76337964 (OP)
Dudes like 125 cut him some slack

>>76338021
You're a homosexual who has daddy issues and likes older men, it's okay to come out instead of demeaning MILFs, we're in 4025 ffs
Also the quality of sperm declines and all your kids after 40 will be autistic nutjobs, all the examples you can bring up of men aging well are extremely wealthy celebs with a lavish lifestyle
the average man ages worse than a woman since even a 50yo woman has more options than a 30yo man

He's more effay then (you)

>>76338021

Difference is that for a woman, her peak years are better than 99% of men's years.

>>76337964 (OP)
I don't know, for a guy who's 137 he's doing well.

>>76338069
I doubt that, they're all miserable ssri and drug addicted diseased cum dumpsters hopping from one cock to the next. They're miserable in a way a man can't be unless he truly puts his heart and soul into it.

>>76337964 (OP)

is he moonwalking on the picture on the right?

>>76338088
women enjoy humiliation and disease and melodrama and jumping between 50 cocks, i guarantee you're the miserable one if you internalize it so much

Objectively the most successful life one could dream of.

>>76337964 (OP)
Dude was a success before your mommy was a gleam in your daddy's eye, you inbred moron. Seethe and suffer.

>>76338062
You're either a tranny, or an incel who can't understand why he doesn't get any play. Nothing is more pathetic than a man who failed to reach his potential as a man.

>>76337964 (OP)
Damn now I want to rewatch the Dollar Trilogy again

>>76337964 (OP)
he's literally 144 years old
OP is retarded

>>76337964 (OP)
rofl, I'm literally 184 years old and look way better than him. Shoulda gotten on TRT

>>76338122
only incels believe that there's anything you can do to reverse the effect of old age, you failed males think that if you amass money and get roider instagram body women will suddenly flock to you
i know you've missed out on a lot of milestones when it comes to relationships due to things out of your control, but i guarantee you no female thinks of """"mature"""" men as viable options more than young vigorous attractive males, and you're neither.
again there's always the homosexual with daddy issues hypothesis on the table

>>76338126
Be sure to watch in the correct order aka Good the bad and the ugly first as it's a prequel.

>>76338153
No, you should watch it in the movie order, this way you save the best for last

>>76338149
So you're an incel. Got it, thanks. Girls don't give you the time of day because you're a creepy weirdo. You probably can't change that, so make your peace with being alone, or paying for sex.

>>76337964 (OP)
>what zoomers think the average 40 year old looks like

>>76338187
You'll get over it one day, sorry for bursting your bubble/echo chamber of 4chan decrepit nerds telling each other that they'll score when they're 45 and retired

>>76337964 (OP)
this guys easily 199 years old man that's great for his age

zoomers are retarded

>>76338202
You're giving off serious angry incel vibes there, anon. Go touch grass. But we both know you won't because it's all someone else's fault, whatever it is.

This is the last crumb of attention you'll get from me.

>>76337964 (OP)

He's almost 200 years old buddy just leave him be.

>>76338231
>resorts to acting snarky when cornered like a female (or homosexual with daddy issues)
i'm sure being young is why girls dont want you

>>76338149
>amass money and get roider instagram body women will suddenly flock to you
worked for me LMAO. damn you sound bitter af little guy

>>76338149
Elliot Rodger...I kneel

>>76338277
congrats on being a betabuxx

>>76338287
I don't pay for them. You jelly? oooooo yaaa you are. gtg, gonna go smash out a gymshark chick with double D fake titties and hot af tan lines that's a decade younger than me.

>>76337964 (OP)
He is ninety-fucking-five ding dong. It's amazing he is walking without assistance. Stfu.

>>76337964 (OP)
His 263rd birthday is about a month away. Respect your elders, he's doing fine.

>>76338298
>even in his fantasy the oldfag incel can only score silicon tits AIDS patient gold diggers

>Clint Eastwood was literally born in the previous millennium
>still alive somehow

>>76337964 (OP)
Let's see what shape you're in when your 201.

>>76338069
That’s just basic economics. If all men turned into ugly turds at the age of 25 young dudes would be valued in the same way young women currently are, just with a moderately lower coefficient since women have less testosterone and therefore sex drive

>Imagine genuinely wanting to live even a day past 60
Do you really wanna bo back to shitting in diapers this badly?

>>76338149
Dyel incel cope bro

>>76338021
Women already look worse very early. It's all makeup

>>76338558
Youll get to 60 one day and you'd be willing to run over your own grandson to get 10 more years if the grim reaper presented that as an option

you think you wont wanna live at 60 but when you get there youll be scared of death

>>76337964 (OP)
I hope when you're 215 the world is this cruel to you, leave the guy alone

>>76337964 (OP)
>gets cucked by a dude who is literally 221 years old
>goes crying on a mongolian basket weaving forum to feel better
sad

Imagine getting mad at a guy who's 239

>>76337964 (OP)
>yeah I'm 30 years old, how could you tell?

>>76337964 (OP)
this guy is older than time itself what do you expect

Bruh he's was born on July 4, 1776. That mayo monkey is 249 years old.

>>76337964 (OP)
name a single woman who looks better at 253

>>76338888
witnessed

>>76338902
I've never been happier bros. This is why God made us. To get quads I'm crying.

Captcha: WAT8A

>>76337964 (OP)
I got the same back posture and I'm 24

>>76338062
>Also the quality of sperm declines
lmao, still mad about your time limit?
>MEN HAVE IT TOO
they do not :)

>>76338149
touched a nerve?

>>76337981
> was never fat
coincidence?

>>76337964 (OP)
he is fucking 95 you retard. the fact he is still getting around fine and without injury is impressive. he looked pretty damn good in his 60s and 70s, so I'd say he aged pretty well.

>>76337964 (OP)
reminder that mel brooks is NINTY NINE years old and still talks normal

>>76338149
you're projecting so unbelievably hard. you think every guy who tries to improve past 30 is the sterotypical washed up "self-improoover" that only focuses on superficial shit like body and money. there are SO many dudes in their 40s and 50s smashing young tight pussy because of social status, confidence, and being attractive. hell, you can literally see that women prefer men older than then because they want someone who is stable and mature to control them, especially if they remind them of their fathers. how many times do you hear of a relationship with a significant age gap? all the time, and its always the man who is older.

>>76338202
There's a massive difference between betabuxx moneymaxer guys who become a provider for washed up whores in their 40s vs a guy who actually becomes attractive, virile, and sexually aggressive later in life and starts getting bitches. You can literally smash pussy indefinitely as long as you don't look frail, unhealthy, or senile and maintain your attractiveness/wit.

>>76337964 (OP)
He’s 309, that’s young. Gimli was like 330 when he began his journey.
>>76338149
TRVKE
I am a 29 year old virgin but I will die searching for a 16 yo White and gorgeous bride.

>>76338888
Correct age discovered. Happy 249th birthday, Mr. Eastwood

>>76338653
I barely want to live now. The only reason I'd want to live past 60, assuming I don't hang myself 30 years before I even get there is if medicine has improved to the point where they've mostly fixed the problems of old age

>>76339181
>>76339185
>double seething reply

bro he's a few score off half a millennium, cut him some slack

>>76339255
>women prefer men older than then
yeah cope with that incel

He has literally witnessed four of the seven holocausts you antisemite

show some respect

>>76337964 (OP)
Ayoo, that's my man Derek, he's 24, he works the night shift. Don't listen to the haters Deke, you looking good

>>76338021
if men are so much better why dont you date them?

>upright and walking at 319 years old
If that’s not aging like a fine wiack I don’t know what is

>>76337964 (OP)
The saying is usually used to refer to people in their 30s and 40s. And when Clint was younger, yeah, he was doing well for himself with much younger women.

>Twice divorced, Eastwood has had numerous casual and serious relationships of varying length and intensity over his life, many of which overlapped. He has eight known children by six women,[310][311] only half of whom were contemporaneously acknowledged.[312][313] Eastwood refuses to confirm his exact number of offspring,[2] and there have been wide discrepancies in the media regarding the number.[3] He is closed to discussing his families with the media, stating, "they're vulnerable people. I can protect myself, but they can't."[314] His biographer, Patrick McGilligan, has stated on camera that Eastwood's total number of children is indeterminate and that "one was when he was still in high school".[315]

>Eastwood's first marriage was to manufacturing secretary-turned-fitness instructor Margaret Neville Johnson in December 1953, having met her on a blind date the previous May.[316] During the courtship, he had an affair that resulted in his daughter Laurie (born 1954), who was adopted by Clyde and Helen Warren of Seattle.[317][318][319][320][321] While the identity of Laurie's biological mother is not public record,[310] McGilligan said the mother belonged to a theatre group Eastwood participated in.[d] Eastwood continued having affairs while married to Johnson, including a 1959 to 1973 liaison with stuntwoman Roxanne Tunis that produced a daughter, Kimber (born 1964).[323][324] Tunis and Eastwood would keep up a "healthy relationship" until her death in 2023.[325]

>>76339771
>Johnson tolerated the open marriage with Eastwood,[326][327] and eventually they had two children, Kyle (born 1968) and Alison (born 1972).[310] In 1975, Eastwood and married actress-director Sondra Locke began living together;[328] she had been in a marriage of convenience since 1967 with Gordon Leigh Anderson, an unemployed homosexual.[329][330][331][332] Locke claimed that Eastwood sang "She Made Me Monogamous" to her[324][333] and confided he had "never been in love before".[21][334] Eastwood finally divorced Johnson in 1984;[335] Locke, however, would remain married to Anderson until her death in 2018.[336] According to Bill Brown, publisher of the Carmel Pine Cone, Eastwood considered Locke the love of his life,[337] yet he has never addressed her death.[338]

>In an unpublicized affair, Eastwood sired two legally fatherless[339][340][341][342] children, Scott (born 1986) and Kathryn (born 1988) with Jacelyn Reeves, a flight attendant.[343] When Locke and Eastwood separated in 1989, Locke filed a palimony lawsuit and later sued for fraud,[344] reaching a settlement in both cases.[329] During the early-to-mid-1990s, Eastwood had a relationship with actress Frances Fisher that yielded a daughter, Francesca (born 1993).[345] Eastwood was married for the second time in 1996 to news anchor Dina Ruiz, who gave birth to their daughter Morgan that same year.[346] Ruiz and Eastwood's marriage lasted until 2014.[310]

>Beginning 2014, Eastwood was seen in company with restaurant hostess Christina Sandera,[347] though neither publicly confirmed a romance.[348][349] Eastwood's spokespeople, managers, and press agents have long denied any knowledge of his personal life.[350][351] Sandera died of a heart attack in July 2024, aged 61.[352] By the fall of that year, Eastwood was in a new relationship, though his girlfriend has not been identified.[353][354][355]

>>76339774
Currently he's 95. People are usually out of the dating market at that point so looking old is irrelevant. He's also directed 6 movies in the last decade alone and any one of those will probably have more impact on the world than your entire life will.

>>76338149
should I not want to sugar daddy maxx? I get off on the idea that I can change a woman's entire life on a whim and fuck her brains out with her gratitude for being a financially dominant man. I just want to pay a college girls tuition off and give her a taste of the luxurious life while performing heinous borderline illegal sexual acts with her. Is that too much to ask?

>>76338558
This is what a 60 year old who takes care of themselves looks like now-a-days. You don't have to age poorly if you don't want to.

>>76338184
For a few dollars more is objectively the most kino. Good, the bad and the ugly is objectively the more fun movie tho

>>76337964 (OP)
He was alive to witness the dawn of man.
Give the guy a break!

at 312 look so good you will not m-hm hm