Thread 76339018

how the fuck do i get horse legs like this, as a man?

>>76339018 (OP)
SQUATS AND OATS

>>76339018 (OP)
all you gotta do is poke the back of their knee and they collapse like the wtc

2 leg workouts a week and bicycle everywhere. I had thighs bigger than my waist until I could drive, then it was all downhill.

>>76339018 (OP)
Scary hammies

>>76339018 (OP)
The way she did
Steroids

>>76339018 (OP)
spam thread

>>76339018 (OP)
Not quite as disproportionately horsely, but as a dude with roughly Megan Thee Stallion-sized legs; squats, leg press, calf raises, leg extensions, leg kicks, walking, running, swimming, stationary cycling, and TENS training.

>>76339018 (OP)
Bro shes on steroids legit squatting close enough to 3pl8s like i am

>>76339990
>hughwr rep mmc lengthened quad squats but for hamstrings
>some sumos yeah less ot wprks beyter

And glute hyoertrophy and arms she doesnt hit a lot but with steroids would look literally treyarded

>>76339018 (OP)
is it physically possible for a woman to crush a mans head between her thighs? the most roided out muscular strength training for years woman could she do it? is there a hair's width of a chance that I could one day die between the thighs of a moderately attractive female with muscular thighs? assuming I live till 2080?

>>76339018 (OP)
>How do I grow legs
Train legs

>>76339018 (OP)
She has blood sugar monitor implant, you can tell she's probably abusing insulin more than she needs to which is quite anabolic.

unironically just get obese and do barbell back squats 3x a week for a year

>>76341231
kek

>>76340021
The only thing you said that is impossible is you living to 2080

>>76339018 (OP)
Who is this?

>>76341246
This is like 55 years away, which is the current additional life expectancy for the average Burger 20 year old. A sizeable minority of this board should still be alive barring shit like Giga-COVID, a massive-ass asteroid, or a "WW3" that's much less pussy-ass than Iraniums and Bagelstan lobbing a few conventional bombs and missiles at eachother.

Making it to 2100 is more of a real accomplishment by today's standards.
>https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html

>>76341265
it's Buettner you fucking pleb

>>76341273
I don't think it is

>>76339018 (OP)
Hole status?

>>76341318
clean

>>76339033
fpbp
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>>76339033
beautiful