Thread 76339203

*ages you*

Just avoid it. Use an umbrella if you have to go out for some reason

Faggot

>literally a deadly toxin
Just yesterday I saw someone enter someone elses house without being invited in.
What the FUCK is wrong with people?

>>76339203 (OP)
>heals you

>>76339437
of course the science denier is homophobic

>>76339203 (OP)
ive been a hikki for a decade and can confirm i havent aged at all compared to my siblings

>>76339636
Vampire hate is antisemitic

>>76339663
>be terminally online neet
>spend life outside
>no point of reference as to what his peers look like
>durr i havent aged

>>76339720
Cope.
If spend more than an hour in the sun then you are a modern peasant.

>>76339663
>>76339735
Can I see?

>>76339720
never going outside*
>>76339738
you won't, this is probably his first time ever taking a selfie
it's gonna hit him like a train

>>76339738
yeah here im 25
i look 16

>>76339747
No nigga you look like an inbred 40 yo holy shit

>>76339747
I wish this was really (You), but have one anyways

>>76339747
While you could theorectically look 16 you'd be an ugly motherfucker of a 16 year old

>>76339753
lol
https://www.spareroom.com/roommates/102077887

How do sunfags explain pupils shrinking to a point in presence of the sun to minimize exposure, or skin producing melanin as a defense mechanism if sun is le good for us?

>>76339203 (OP)
Wear a hat and long sleeved shirts. If it is too hot then use those dry fit ones, they feel better than being naked.

>>76339663
You just look like a teenager because of no testosterone. But do any of the skin elasticity tests and i guarantee you have a skin of a 50yo.

>>76339747
You look 15 and 51 at the same time. In other word, your skin is shit and aged way above your actual agem but because of lack of testosterone, you never have gone through puberty.

>>76339203 (OP)
>be black
not my problem

>>76339203 (OP)
Can someone actually explain why looking into the son is unhealthy? I don't tell me muh blindness because I don't believe that crap

>>76339747
Don’t listen to the haters, you look good.

>>76339203 (OP)
>gives you energy
>boosts your mood
>gives you vitamin D
The sun is literally the source of all life, you just have to be smart about your exposure and only spend as much time under it as you can handle

>>76339203 (OP)
6-10am fixes you
10-12am depends on were you are
12-18pm ages you
18-sunset makes you sleepy

>>76340573
>the sun is literally the source of all life
so true!
*launches you into the sun*

>>76339720
I spent my 20s as a hikkiNEET, now a wage slave in my 30s.

Everyone assumes I'm in my early 20s.

>>76340670
they assume you're a manchild. or they're boomers with cataract

>>76340766
What about that Asian masseuse who demanded to see proofs I was over 18

>>76340766
C'mon anon there's no need to be so hostile. I think you should apologise

>>76340780
i dont expect people with eyes like this to be good at distinguishing age

>>76340545
It burns retina. If you focus a light on a wood with magnifying glass you can start a fire. It's the same mechanism. You burn cells forming retina

>>76340805
heh literally me

>>76339787
Maybe because too much of a good thing can be a bad thing? Maybe because your body likes to keep things relatively stable within a certain range, and as a result has mechanisms in place to automatically control bodily functions

>>76339787
If water is good for you than why do you die if you drink 20 gallons of water at one time????

>>76340852
This logic would hold if the pupils shrank after a certain time period once your body had "enough" of sunlight. Rather, your pupils contract INSTANTLY. So, I guess enough of sunlight is 0.01 seconds of exposure?
>>76340860
Yeah, this is why we drink water from small containers like a cup instead of standing under a roaring waterfall with mouth open.

>>76340903
Wow so water could kill you, so you shouldn't drink any anon

>>76340910
Let me clarify since you are mentally gay
>the body informs you when something is too much for it
>if you drink 3+ cups of water quickly you'll start feeling sick, however drinking a cup every hour or two is fine and enjoyable
>however, staring at the sun is immediately unpleasant, for even a second, you body rejects the very idea of looking at the sun, you have reflexes in place to stop you from doing that right away

>>76340918
>staring at the sun is immediately unpleasant
Wrong i look at sunsets and sunrises all the time

>>76340805
Literal mental illness

*ages you*

Everything in moderation, you fucking cunts. Sun is good. Grilling your eyes is bad.

>>76341155
I feel myself growing older every day

>>76341169
Please explain what good is there about receiving sunlight.
No, we don't need the sun for vit. D

>>76339203 (OP)
To a man with a Gazebo every problem looks like the sun.

>>76340766
I have seen this numerous times IRL, and you people think its fake.
I dont understand where your hateful arrogance comes from?

>>76341155
Chat is that real?! Should I smash every clock in the house?

>>76339203 (OP)
>Gives you strength and happiness

>>76341364
It's hard to believe people here when everyone is 6'5 150iq is 30 but looks 18 and earn 6 figures
i just assume you're unmedicated schizos and occasionally call you out on it especially when there's no attached proof

>>76339214
Do you actually do this?

>>76339203 (OP)
I'm sun maxxing and steel maxxing

>>76341528
based steelmaxxer

>>76340766
I often wonder if the boomers who genuinely think I look 18 are just seeing me as immature tbdesu

>>76339787
Sun in moderation is unironically good for you, which is why the gene mutation for melanin production rapidly spread throughout human populations who left africa and entered geographic areas with less uv intensity. Note how I said "in moderation", sunburned boomers are not good examples. Read into the research of Richard Weller, it's quite eye-opening (pun intended).

>>76341312
Genuinely mentally ill

>>76340545
>looking into the son
I would but you're too ow IQ to understand

>>76341528
Which grade of steel? Carbon or stainless? Something common or something industrial? Specialty alloy?

>>76341897
*For inhibiting melanin production, ffs. As an extra, have a link to a quite good review article about this stuff (it's open access so you unacademic fags can read it too): https://www.jidonline.org/article/S0022-202X(24)00280-X/fulltext

>>76339203 (OP)
Doing anything ages you, Peter Pan. If you hold on to your "potential" forever you simply lose it and become nothing. Becoming anything ages you, but you actually get ROI.

>>76339214
Outside of Japan this is weird as fuck. Just wear loose fitting clothes that cover your whole body and also these fisherman hats that have circular visor are great for shielding your face and neck all around.
>inb4 your peasant ancestors didn't do this
Peasant wore loose linen shirts and pseudo balaclava while working outside in summer. Don't be retarded and wear protection. Only time when you should be exposing your skin is when you are going swimming.

>>76342036
>this is weird as fuck
nta but it's not, i would personally if sun umbrellas were fashionable and weren't usually made for cosplaying weebs
alternatively just wear a large hay hat

>>76341897
>>76341907
Or maybe humans produced less melanin in places that are colder and cloudier simply because there's no need for it? Use or lose principle, only brownoids left Effrika and stopped getting roasted by UV radiation, they finally faired up and evolved into real humans (whites)

Don't care, love getting early morning sun and getting a nice deep tan. Makes you feel instantly good. >>76340574 this anon gets it.

>it'll make you look old
I'm already old and look no older than my peers. Lifting keeps you looking young regardless because you stay muscular while they lose muscle mass
>it'll give you cancer
So far so good
>sunscreen!
Is toxic

Tldr I'm looksmaxxing and vitaminDmaxxing

Dracula is considered an antisemitic story
this information should tell you everything about the sun

Paleness is associated with sickliness for a reason

>>76342193
>>it'll give you cancer
Only happens to people who stay indoors all the time and megadose sunlight once or twice a year on vacation. People who work outside do not have this problem.

>>76339203 (OP)
Prove it.

>>76342277
It isn't? In most cultures fair skin is associated with beauty and nobility.

>>76342277
im ginger and grew up in canada when canada was still mostly a white country. i got bullied all the time for being pale. as an adult i started fucking asian and black women. they all love my pale skin and think its beautiful

>>76339214
>Use an umbrella if you have to go out for some reason
I'm not a Korean girl, okay?
I'll just stay indoors.

>>76342485
>you may not like it, but this is what peak complexion looks like

Every pasty goyslave that sits in an air conditioned cubicle all day and never goes outside is now the epitome of beauty

>>76342525
hes ugly cause hes fat and old, not because hes pale

>>76342539
>sup brah we just got done surfing, what'd you do today?

OUTSIDE? IN THE SUN? ENJOY YOUR CANCER! PALE SKIN IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF BEAUTY... YES I WAS ON 4CHAN ALL DAY, AS USUAL... MAINTAINING MY PERFECT BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION!

>>76342525
>>76342539
>>76342541
lmao small brown got triggered

>>76342485
fair skin =/= sickly pale from being terminally online
that's like saying being brown i the same as tanning

>>76342544
>if you're not disgustingly pale like me you must be... Indian!

> I'm going to go outside and make myself uglier, because I saw beautiful people do it!
> I will experience apotheosis, and be beautiful too! The logic is SOUND!

>>76339203 (OP)
Breathing and eating age you too.

>>76342541
Even in this professional retouched photo his skin has visible blemishes, blackheads, and his face is uncharacteristically wrinkly with crows feet. Sure it doesnt matter all that much when you have model looks but your example is retarded

why are you faggots obsessed with looking like kids....oh wait it's because you're pederasts kek light bulb moment

>>76342568
>light bulb moment

>>76342568
>heh, real men have wrinkles, you pedo

>>76342588
real men arent infatuated with looking like teens

>>76342588
>real men have soft, supple, pale skin from never working or leaving the house

Most animals are shielded by hair, feathers, or scales. Cold-blooded critters have special reliance on sunshine to maintain body temperature.

However, some animals, such as humans, have no protection from the burning rays. They belong in the darkness.

>>76339738
alright

> you don't want me to think you're pedo, do you?
> lay out those balls where the sun can see them

>>76342609
he looks very airbrushed

>>76342601
humans were designed to forage for mushrooms and other fungi in caves

>>76342614
humans were designed to forage bbc

>>76342277
More like discoloration.

>>76342610
hi sharty

>>76342558
He's smiling and in his 30's

>>76342601
>However, some animals, such as humans, have no protection from the burning rays
Yet lived in the sun for millions of years

>>76342824
>Yet lived in the sun for millions of years
the shade*

*ages you*

>>76342831
Yeah bro they only went in the sun for 30 minutes max then went back inside caves

>>76342837
glad you understand :)

>>76342824
Source: Tyrone whispered it sweetly in my ear after stretching my bussy

Humans are so anti-Sun that we are not only the best in the world at melanin production, but also have most sweat glands among all animals. We hate Sun AND heat from the Sun. Fuck the Sun.

>>76342843
>Humans are so anti-Sun
Jews aren't human, jews made the lies about the sun just like with covid. You have bben propagandized

Why are science dorks so afraid of a little sunshine? Stay in your gay little fluorescent lit labs concocting self castration chemicals and estroblend bug protein mixtures and leave us humans enjoy some sweet rays

>>76342854
Are you at least making those heckstering vampire jews pay rent for living in your head 24/7?

>>76342898
Oh what a heckin comeback, ill go put my sunscreen and get my booster now

>>76342857
>shock news title based on niche enviro study
>shock news title based on military report
So surprising.

>>76342854
>>76342901
Jews make up lies saying the sun is bad so we Aryans all stay in our houses sickly and pale and die out, retard. Or wait, do Jews lie that the sun is good, so that we Aryans go out in the sun and then get cancer and die off so they can fuck our Aryan wives, or that we age in it so that our Aryan wives divorce us and fuck them instead? Or wait, is the sun bad because the Jews want to sell us sunscreen that's rubbing poison Jew chemicals into our skin to sterilize us Aryans so we can't Secure a Future for the White Race? Shit, which one is the one The Jews say to us again?

>>76342914
the world is finally starting to nerd on science dorks and they're incessant faggotry and I'm here for it

>>76342930
>he fell for the clickbait new headline
>he needs to concoct some elaborate world altering reason why in order to justify it
midwit behavior

>>76342933
midwit behavior is trusting the science
enlightened behavior is knowing the scientists are dysgenic dorks hellbent on bring everyone else down to their level

>>76342940
It's okay to fall for clickbait anon, this is embarassing :)

>>76342616
Yes, you were.

>>76339747
It's the lines under your eyes making you looked fucked and busted. Get some skincare cream for that shit ASAP

>>76342525
notice how his skin is relatively healthy and not scorched, saggy or wrinkly despite being obese?

>>76342929
>too stupid to know what the jews are obviously pushing on the population
Low IQ moment

>>76344234
>relatively healthy
Pale =/= healthy
Wrinkles =/= unhealthy

Retard

>>76344444
holy quints

>>76344444
Clear skin is the sign of health, color is not relevant.
Wrinkles means you're collagen deficient, which is unhealthy if it happens in young age.

>>76344832
Yeah bro elon is a young 17 year old

>>76344832
>>76344444
I don't know man, i'm 32 and for the past 3 years i've fallen for the no sunscreen meme and i still look amazing, i got the instagram of a 19 year old and a 18 year old cashier was giving me the looks today. I think it's mostly genetics and eating healthy and most importantly good sleep

>>76342545
"sickly pale" is just cope by dumb proles and subhuman biomass

the inner portion of my arms are as white as porcelain with a tint of blue and they look flawless compared to the outer portions of my arms which actually look sickly like they're scorched despite barely going outside the little sun I get on my arms from wearing t shirts is enough to give me spots on my arms like those of a middle aged farmer


peak humanity is 0 sun exposure
normgroids are summer obsessed retards and all age like shit

>>76344832
wrinkles indicate age, not health
older age is associated with poorer health for non wrinkle reasons
hope this helps, check your privilege :)

>>76342558
you completely missed the point of his post. Surfer dude isn't worried about muh photoaging, he's going outside, having fun, enjoying life. Meanwhile, (You) can keep being a troglodyte who does nothing but huddle inside his room with blackout curtains, afraid to ever step foot outside for fear of aging, but what does it matter if you "age gracefully" if you never live to begin with?

Non issue, women figured this out a century ago. Wear sunblock and don’t smile or use straws

If you want to have a baby face that looks 15 years younger than peers, just wear cap and sunglasses always outside, even cloudy days during summer it's better for eyes and skin to wear glasses outsides unless it's winter and dark.

the skin around eyes get the the sun damage most easily. plastic rim glasses are always better than metal. pilot sunglasses reflect the light and can also cause skin aging

>>76344929
sleep and hydration affect the skin. and ofcourse shampoos and body soaps in the shower. many of them dry skin which will make you instantly look 5-10 years older.

same with many skin lotions, it's better not to use them, as most of them cause dry skin. most gentle body soap is the best so that after shower the skin does not feel "hot"

also there are mental conditons like schizophrenia where it is said they age very slowly for unknown reasons

>>76345877
>also there are mental conditons like schizophrenia where it is said they age very slowly for unknown reasons
more likely to be isolated = NEET = less exposure to sun and the elements
flat affect = less facial expressionism = less wrinkle formation

>>76345877
I wash my heads too many times at work to not use hand lotion.
It's over for me

>>76345469
>peak humanity is 0 sun exposure
Enjoy the early grave lil bro

>>76345869
>>76345877
>tranime posters
>low testosterone fags that take extreme care of their skin like women
Checks out

>>76346030
>lack of sunlight most skin cancer deaths
bro literally asked an AI jflmao
>majority of skin cancer deaths are caused by a lack of sunlight
mere assertion that is easily refuted
>melanoma, the most serious form of skin cancer, accounts for 75% of all skin cancer deaths
you not aware of what solar radiation does to your skin?

holy retardation

>>76346055
>mere assertion that is easily refuted
>couldn't refute it
lmao

>>76346079
>couldn't refute it
what do you think solar radiation does to your skin?
where do you think melanomas come from?

holy retardation

>>76342558
yeah he should probably kill himself as he wasted his life being outside rather than sit inside on 4chan for 14 hours a day while gooning to anime child pornography

>>76345877
>schizophrenia where it is said they age very slowly for unknown reasons
afaik its mainly caused by the stress induced by simply existing with the condition. it causes a lot of mental and physical strain, which really fucks you up.

>>76346089
>still couldn't answer the question
Melanoma appears on the parts of your body that get the least amount of sunlight, black people get it on their pales and bottom of their feet

Youre killing yourself being this retarded

>>76346111
no read wrong, slowly, not fast. wich is counter-intuitive because schizophrenics have high anxiety levels

it just shows stress is probably not a major factor in aging. more about sunlight or dry skin etc.

>>76346232
>no read wrong, slowly, not fast. wich is counter-intuitive because schizophrenics have high anxiety levels
im genuinely having a hard time understanding what youre saying here, especially the first half and how it relates to my post. no offense, but can you re-type this a little bit more coherently?

>>76346232
>schizophrenics have high anxiety levels
how is that not indicative of a highly stressful life?

>>76346111
>afaik its mainly caused by the stress induced by simply existing with the conditio
>which really fucks you up.

so, the original claim was that schizophrenia patients have been noted by psychiatrits to have youthful look (looking younger than their age) and they tend to be "attractive" people on average, which is COUNTER-INTUITIVE.. as it's a high stress high anxiety condition

>>76346321
how do i be a cutie like you?

>>76346324
i alerady told, avoid sun damage around skin and dry skin on face. dont be fat

>>76345869
>>76345877

>>76343875
kek assmad 14 year old
/qa/ lost

>>76346333
whats a good looking pair of glasses and hat so I look good?

also don't leave because I need to shove my tongue in your mouth.

>>76346324
Dont be like a tranime poster

>>76346338
plastic rims are better they dont reflect sunlight. try not to get too small or too big glasses

>>76346377
tranime posters are the cutest because they have a 24" waist.

>>76346419
whats that /fa/ saying? Where can I cap that?

>>76346419
I picked some 3 eur sunglasses in second hand. I never wore before, i didnt know what i was missing. My face muscles are calmer when im outside, i dont make squinting mimics.. also im more observant outside, i look at directions that i diidnt before. Def recommend sunglasses.

>>76346453
>whats that /fa/ saying? Where can I cap that?

dont know because never really visit /fa/. i think it's kinda faggy and most of their taste is just mainstream they just copy each other, lack of creativity

>>76346453

/fa/ is to fashion what /v/ is to video games: wildly unsubstantiated opinions from total fucking idiots

>>76346490
well where can I cap that you smelly poster?

I want to be a cute anime lesbian couple where we both make out with each other.

>>76346419
>try not to get too small or too big glasses
how do i know if they are too small or too big?

>>76346625
fit them on your face, you can tell

>>76339203 (OP)
makes me happy in path op is a joke lel

>>76346419
>>76346625
>>76346653
Sunglasses are bad for your health
https://streamable.com/chcmgp

>>76346833
>the eyes must be exposed to light to produce melanin
Oh fuck I guess all these people getting tanned at the beach while wearing shades broke the matrix

>>76346833
>Nooooo you have to stare into the sun because... You just do, ok?

>>76340805
this is a reverse face filter you can see it turn off when the camera loses track of him

>>76342854
>you know those insanely powerful beautiful charismatic beings that everyone fears and also control the undead?
>yeah, they're jews

>>76346220
>Melanoma appears on the parts of your body that get the least amount of sunlight,
no they don't every single melanoma forms from solar radiation exposure you absolute fucking retard
>black people get it on their pales and bottom of their feet
you mean the portions of their skin with the least melanin to protect them from solar radiation, retard?

LMFAO

I just want to look like a cute anime girl and not look ugly, gross, old like a piece of leather

>>76348141
>you mean the portions of their skin with the least melanin to protect them from solar radiation, retard?
So pale skin is a death sentence, pick out your headstone now

>>76348133
>you know those insanely powerful beautiful charismatic beings
That doesn't describe vampires, do you watch gay shit like Twilight