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Anonymous No.76342066 [Report] >>76342089 >>76342587 >>76342650 >>76342662 >>76342912 >>76343428 >>76343431 >>76343678 >>76344610 >>76344698
>hey you look strong can you help me.....
No. No i can't. I lift for myself. My gains are mine and mine only.
Anonymous No.76342078 [Report]
>woahman asks for help carrying something "heavy" at work
>it's light as a feather
>she acts surprised

Good thing I was there. How can the weaker sex function without us?
Anonymous No.76342089 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
This actually Made me laugh lol
Anonymous No.76342587 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
Based
Anonymous No.76342650 [Report] >>76342813 >>76344686
>>76342066 (OP)
If a woman asks you this, it means she wants to have sex with you. You are autistic.
Anonymous No.76342658 [Report]
>thinking this is based and not insecurity leaking out of your pores
yikes
Anonymous No.76342662 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
Lame, I helped my friends move a big thing earlier
Anonymous No.76342813 [Report] >>76345857
>>76342650
>be woman
>need to move thing
>too weak to move thing
>ask nearby male for help moving thing
>he moves thing
>we have sex
???
Anonymous No.76342912 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
>brown lady in store is on phone blocking the aisle
>"oh I see it, but I can't reach it... wait there's someone here, can you help me?

I reach up, shape my hand into a middle finger, grab a different item for myself and leave. Leave my country you disorderly baboons.
Anonymous No.76343428 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
based frog poster
Anonymous No.76343431 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
>be walking in the ol niggerhood
>walk by a kid under a car getting crushed
>this is my chance
>*blow out back*
>kid dies
never fucking deadlift bros.
Anonymous No.76343678 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
absolutely gigabased
entitled people who think i owe them (a completely random goycattle) ANYTHIGN deserve the rope
i actively ignore their existence whenever i can
Anonymous No.76344610 [Report] >>76345031
>>76342066 (OP)
I've noticed the bigger I get the more comfortable my co-workers become with being physical; patting on the back, hand on shoulder, lighthearted punch to the arm, tap on the chest with back of hand, etc. Are they just gay? wtf is happening
Anonymous No.76344686 [Report]
>>76342650
This is true. The last time a woman asked me to lift something for her, we had sex. I don't know if it was because of the lifting thing or because she's my wife.
Anonymous No.76344698 [Report]
>>76342066 (OP)
Based. If it's a woman, make a disgusted face and say no, eww, get away from me creep and speed walk away.
Anonymous No.76345031 [Report]
>>76344610
I think it means you're a pleasant person they're comfortable around
Anonymous No.76345857 [Report]
>>76342813
exactly