Thread 76344945

>He's not on carnivore
Enjoy torturing yourself for your glyphosate soaked rice and beans "gains"

>>76344945 (OP)
I'm not on carnivore but I also don't torture myself for beans

>>76344945 (OP)
>glyphosate
sorry you still live in a nigger country but civilised people are better than that

I eat what i want and i feel and look great unlike OP who is so fat he's scared of carbs

You think you're winning, but that "food" is some sad shit.

meat is good for you but gets fucking disgusting if it's all you ever eat
I'd sooner go vegan, at least those fags are allowed some variety

WHERE IS RICE BASTORD

>>76345114
>meat is good for you but gets fucking disgusting if it's all you ever eat
Are you a homo?
It sounds restrictive but I don't think you realize just how much shit you have available to eat on carnivore.
>Red meat - beef / elk / lamb / bison
>White meat - pork / chicken / duck
>All fish, lobster, clams, crab, shrimp etc.
>Eggs, cheese, yogurt, kefir, milk
>Coffee + Tea
Yesterday I had some bacon and cheese egg bites, a beef sausage, and a latte for breakfast, then for dinner I had a hamburger patty grilled with 2 salmon filets. If I'm ever hungry and lazy I just dump a frozen sausage in the air fryer or eat a can of tuna with olive oil and onions sauce. It's the easiest thing ever. I never have to worry about my next meal because cooking is easy as fuck, and without insulin spikes I don't feel like shit after eating.

>>76345189
just saying you might drink coffee and tea, but dont call it carnivore

>>76345189
>coffee
>tea
>olive oil
>onions
what a fake fuck lol

Enjoy the scurvy.
Come back when you got a peg-leg.

you at the very least severely lack potassium hence why you are still bloated despite cutting out carbs

Friendly reminder that carnivores never post their body because carnivore is a heavily restrictive diet used by people to lose weight. All carnivore dieters are obese. All carnivore dieters never post body. All carnivore dieters should be immediately ignored.

>>76345329
>inb4 somebody posts "you don't need vitamin C when you don't eat carbs" nonsense.
Oooof

>>76344945 (OP)
>Carnivore
>Breaded meat
Kek

>>76345299
>onions
zoy sauce but it's censored

>>76345248
what else are you supposed to call it?
95-99% of your caloric intake on this diet still comes from animal products and meat. keto diets eat veggies, fruits, nuts, and a bunch of other shit I don't. Carnivore is the most appropriate term for the diet. It makes more sense to say that and add a few exceptions than to say "carnivore but with whatever seasonings, coconut / olive oil, and 0 calorie drinks"

>>76345329
>>76345383
surely you have some examples to post of scurvy on a carnivore diet

>>76345389
>literally posts an example of a well known side effect of scurvy, from a carnivore community
>"surely you must have some examples"
Your brain on carnivore folks.

>>76345389
99% of a mimosa is orange juice. If you drink a mimosa, you're not drinking orange juice. You're drinking an alcoholic beverage.

>>76345396
lol

Do I have to buy one of these faggy wood trays to do carnivore?

>>76345406
I'm sorry did you have a point with your Google screenshot?

>>76345406
>If I heavily crop the screenshot and omit legitimate results, I can make it look like my eating disorder fad diet is actually benign.

Haha yeah

https://reddit.com/r/carnivorediet/comments/1jhafg2/tonguemouth_sores_bleeding_gums/

>>76345383
Meat has vitamin C.
The claim is that Vitamin C and Carbohydrates compete for absorption, so you don't need as much. The claim is not that you don't need any Vitamin C.
Hope that helps. Good luck with the retardation and all that, anon.

>>76345440
It's very telling how fad dieters are always so angry and emotional And feel the need to sling insults.

>>76345411
yes, unless you want HDPE strands in your steaks

>>76345386
you can bread and deep fry the meat in pork rinds. definitely not as good but still tastes great.

>>76345456
>You can bread your meat and deep fry it in pork rinds.
Yeah, this totally isn't an eating disorder and is definitely what our ancestors did.

>>76345458
post your diet of gruel and pemmican, tradtard

>>76345463
Right after you post your body, (you won't)

>>76344945 (OP)
yes you are very cool for eating a retard fad diet instead of a balanced and colorful diet of meat, dairy, veggies, fruits, grains, etc. thank you for yet another thread about it, faggot.

Carnies getting absolutely decimated in this thread

It's just another
>Surely my diet is the reason why my life is shit

No anon, eating only meat will not turn you into a giga chad. It is not some hidden esoteric knowledge.

>>76345512
Step 1: Target a group of people who are down and out and looking for ANY edge in life. Such as divorced dads, incels on 4chan, and women who are looking for any purpose in their relationship/life.

>>76345522
Step 2: Have a couple of raided bald men say they got their physique and luxuries all because of this simple change in their diet. *IMPORTANT* The change in the diet needs to be easy and still give them access to pleasurable foods like bacon, cheese and ground beef, but difficult enough that they lose access to some other pleasurable food like sugar.

>>76345534
So post his CAC test, bonus points for posting his blood testosterone levels.

>>76344945 (OP)
If you eat off a cutting board and post it online, everyone immediately knows you're an npc who falls for every dumb internet trend.

every reply above this is a bot

>>76345534
Step 3: Create some strange mechanistic speculation/claims on why the diet is actually the best thing ever
>You will never sunburn!
>you will lose fat 3x as fast!
>your "brain fog" will go away!
You don't need any actual human data to support this as the people you're targeting are likely desperate and will believe what they want to believe.

alternatively in true cult fashion, you can just demonize the other foods they aren't allowed to eat, which will reinforce their decisions.
>seed oils bad
>carbs bad
>veggies bad

>>76345559
TADA you have successful formed a grift. Rinse in repeat in a few years with something else and make sure you cash in on all of those desperate dumbassess. .

>>76345389
Well some ppl call it carnivorish lol..but whatever that sounds stupid. btw dont debate the scurvy poster. He's a redditor called moxyte. The creator of this sub
https://www.reddit.com/r/ketoduped/

>>76345559
he looks the exact same in both pictures except he grew out his beard on the right

>>76345423
>I’m a few weeks in to being as close district carnivore
>a little avocado, fruit, soda, etc
>pasteurized dairy
>coffee
>seasoning products
>synthetic "Vitamin" supplements
Maybe you should read the trash you're posting, retard.

Meat tastes good and makes you not be 4ft like Indians

>>76345595
You don't understand. He has enlarged turbinates from eating carbs(see "Carbs bad" and "strange mechanistic speculation" in that post)

>>76344945 (OP)
>carnitard
>can't even cook fucking eggs without overcooking the yolk
shut the fuck up

>>76344945 (OP)
>shitty cook
>shitty photographer
>breads his meat
>brags about being carnivore

>>76345120
Are these guys actually genetically superior? I get a stomachache if I add too many spices to my food

>>76345447
>>76345383
>>76345329

>>76345665
There streets are flowing with shit so you tell me

>>76345468
jej you smoked him anon

>>76345600
Maybe you should try replying to the correct person.

All top bodybuilders and powerlifters eat carbs therefore keto is suboptiomal

>>76345988
carnivore is a heavily restrictive diet for weight loss if you see somebody promoting carnivore here it's because they're fat and they're trying to lose weight

>>76345988
ah yes those famously sustainable bodybuilding and powerlifting lifestyles

>>76346008
Tell me all about that famously sustainable all meat diet. Surely none of the people promoting it would start eating fruits and vegetables or anything like that, right? Surely you would have examples of 70, 80, or 90-year-olds who have eaten carnivorously for their whole life, right? Surely, there wouldn't be leagues and leagues and leagues of examples all over online forums and communities about people who fall off the wagon because they have cravings for variety and side effects from Deficiencies, right?

>>76346041
>Surely you would have examples of 70, 80, or 90-year-olds who have eaten carnivorously for their whole life, right
Ah yes I guess this diet doesn't work because I can't provide any examples of people that have had consistent access and enough wealth to eat the most expensive food category consistently, every day, through wars and economic downturns, exclusively.
I guess we should all go on the big mac and diet coke diet since Trump lived to be 80 while on it.
Where are all those 90 year old vegans btw?

>>76346098
I'm sorry I didn't read your post because you cited someone who willingly gave up his medical license to avoid prosecution because of ethics complaints for selling meat to people instead of giving them legitimate treatment at the hospital that he worked at. I'm sure it was something along the lines of, well, Dr. Baker does it so 35 is the same as 90 or whatever.

>>76346113
holy assblasted

>>76346119
Be more precise in your language next time if you don't want to get into an argument that you can't win. Sustainable has a meaning. If something is historically unobtainable because of the price, it's not sustainable. If you have no evidence of your claim, then it can be freely dismissed. I'm going to hide your post and replies now to avoid a useless back and forth.

>>76346127
>unaffordability of the diet is the same thing as medically sustainable
you lost lol

>Bodybuilder lifestyles aren't sustainable, carnivore is though
>Here's my proof, a bodybuilder lifestyle
>BTW The person I gave as an example has been doing this for less than 10 years and his test is in the b u c k e t

>>76345447
It's very telling how women, and feminine men, create nothing but strawman arguments.

>>76346153
Thanks for proving my point. You have a great day now.

>>76346152
here's my test results after 3 months on carnivore lmao

>>76346152
>carnivore is a healing diet
>The poster boy is diabetic.

>>76346113
>legitimate treatment is just giving drugs and surgeries.
Anon... I...

>>76346157
Another feminine response. You sound like you need a steak, man. I'll grill one up for you. I've got some leftover from Freedom Day 2025.

>>76346160
>The main advocate for carnivore is diabetic and has low test by his own admission and public blood test results.
>But that's okay because my experience is different.
I guess that means that a vegan diet is really great Since people improved their biomarkers with it

>>76346160
>My extremely short-term results after three months totally debunk the person who has been promoting and doing this for over seven years.
Ok

>>76346160
>My testosterone hasn't crashed yet because I haven't been abusing my body for as long as the other guy
Kind of the point.

>>76346127
nta, it was sustainable for nomadic pastoralists. That's how my dad grew up. It wasn't keto, it was mostly raw milk and occasional meat. Still carnivore and sustainable

>>76345120
these guys don't look at the misery of their existence and think they should improve things a bit?

>>76346183
nobody has improved their test on a vegan diet