Thread 76345750

What is your protocol to make sure you stay alive for the next 10 years?

>>Adding Glycine to the autism pills is a real anti-aging treatment, like *some* of the other stuff Bryan Johnson takes including astaxanthin.
>>But he's kind of a midwit.
>>My stack size is closer to Dave Pascoe's than Bryan Johnson's, but I'm on shit neither of them are on like bromelain and meclizine.
>He is also a grifter.
>But its a lot more interesting than Dr. Schlomo rebranding a upscaled version of Arthritis medication as anti aging, and getting bay area millionaires to buy into it.

>>76345750 (OP)
i used to be interested a little bit in this stuff a decade ago, and some professor who was studying how to fix telomores only got a very marginal budget to work with. that should tell you enough. they ain't gonna fix us, we're living in a time of false promises

I know a guy who works in medical development. He says within 5-10 years they'll have a vaccine based on the RNA data taken from Covid (which is part of why they pushed the Vaxes so hard) that will reprogram your liver to regenerate and filter blood as pure as when you were in your prime which will deage everyone by about 20 years or so. And that's just the start.

>>76345750 (OP)
Sinclair is a grifter. If he says it's 10 years away, it's probably never happening lol.

>>76345750 (OP)
I can't tell if that guy is wearing a tiny jew hat or if he just has a weird combover that makes it look that way at a glance.

>>76345750 (OP)
4channers won't take it anyway because they'll say it causes cancer or they can't afford it

>>76345833
Recent studies have shown that all his recommendations were true. He actually turned out to be the real deal

>stay at around 10% bodyfat
>eat no sugar, salt or goyslop
>workout 3 times a week
If I don't get hit by a bus I'll make it easy

>>76345803
People spend all this time and money trying to find a holy grail to reverse ageing, and they won't even eat naturally lol. It's just funny to me. They probably eat sandwiches and nuts and they would get better results than all these supplements and drugs if they just ate organs and cut out anything post agricultural age.

>>76345750 (OP)
can't undo brain aging. americans especially but all westerners are going to suffer aged brain due to diet and processed foods, type 3 diabeetus.
solution in part to alzheimer's and parko's is Pure Creatine Monohydrate but sadly that makes yo bald.

>>76345971
If you can genetically reset cells to make you younger again (which is the only way this will ever work) then you can do it to the brain too.

I just have more fun then everyone else so my 60-70 years will equal their 120

>>76345807
>"My uncle works at Nintendo"-tier lies

>>76345971
Creatine is a real neuroactive supplement, but the anti-dementia literature goes literally tens of thousands of research chemicals deep. If you look at the Alzheimer's clinical trials, like 99% are failing but there are a few incremental gains in efficacy over placebo here and there. My bet on a potential winner addressing this "type 3 beetus" hypothesis is metformin-vanadium complexes, but there are dozens of quasi-promising RCs in/going to trials.

>>76345807
>reprogram your liver to regenerate
The liver literally does this by default unless there is some kind of disease going on.

>>76345750 (OP)
>Just ten more years, bro. I swear it's gonna happen. Ten more years is all I need.

>>76345750 (OP)
I do NOT want this. Are you guys really having such a good time that you want to increase the amount of time you spend here? If so, what the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>76347494
In theory, a fake disease introduced could make the liver work overtime without any real threat.

>>76345750 (OP)
I can tell by the fonts and the way that "info" is being presented that it's bullshit and they're trying to sell something. Pseudoscience detected.

>>76347660
If it really gets figured out right, maybe. Most people without liver problems just looking add extra hepatoprotection should probably drink pomegranate juice and take milk thistle or something, maybe the autism pills and/or ALCAR, but that's really just scratching the better-studied surface of what's out there.

My protocol consists of sermorelin for growth hormone production, scrotal testosterone gel and enclomiphene for hormone optimization, a modified durianrider diet with occasional low-fat animal products to stay lean, and living in Switzerland to enjoy the outdoors and avoid getting murdered.

>>76345803
Ten years ago they thought the ai we have today was not possible. The most optimistic thought it would not happen for another 50 years at least.
You'd be surprised how fast things can progress after a breakthrough

>>76347770
You're keeping your IGF-1 too chronically jacked up for longevity; that's like just bulk cycle type-stuff.

>>76347812
Ten years from now people are still going to be bitching about A.I.s hallucinating fake anti-aging peptides, even if they can already spit out a short list of supplements with enough prompting better than most doctors. Humans are going to need a major re-engineering of DNA repair mechanisms and autophagy to reliably survive past around 150, and it's doubtful A.I.s are even that helpful there.

>>76347646
you're not lifting big weights

>>76345803
>we're living in a time of false promises
as opposed to the rest of the last 2000 years?

>>76345902
>People spend all this time and money trying to find a holy grail to reverse ageing, and they won't even eat naturally lol. It's just funny to me.
why is it funny?
eating "naturally" won't do a single thing to reverse or even slow down aging

>>76345750 (OP)
>wanting to live forever
... why?

The real question is will they be able to make are holes younger

>>76347481
Mmm yes, metformin-vanadium complexes. Yes I agree.

I plan to by dead within the next 5 years

>>76345750 (OP)

I'm not a neurotic faggot who is afraid of death. Stop trying to turn yourself into some medical lich abomination and just enjoy the time you have.

>>76347646
have you tried lifting and fucking bitches?

None of you will be able to afford "age reversal therapy". Yall are broke ass niggas and even in 10 years from now nothing will have changed.

Once a broke ass nigga, always a broke ass nigga.

>>76348705
this

>>76345750 (OP)
>cure aging by 2035
I'll believe it when I see it nigger + it'll be prohibitively expensive for most people but elon musk will be still shitposting on xitter for the next 300 years

>>76345866
Recent studies proved that Sinclair is a fraud.

>>76347481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Nm84nqeWA

>>76349559
New one just found its way onto leddit /r/s0iyance

>Cough syrup protects the brain from dementia in clinical trial first | A safe and affordable treatment to slow the advancement of Parkinson's dementia in the form of a commonly available cough syrup (Ambroxol) that's already being studied for its positive effect on other degenerative diseases.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1ltvdji/cough_syrup_protects_the_brain_from_dementia_in/

>>76349556
Resveratrol is not very bioavailable, but better semi-synthetic derivatives of it are still in development. Also stacking it with COMT inhibitors can improve bioavailability somewhat.

>>76350092
The ITP literally blased the mice with fatty resveratrol under the guidance of Sinclair and it didn't have any effect. Dr. Miller called Sinclair out on that.

>>76345750 (OP)
10 more years?
im killing myself tomorrow

>>76349199
Nah, they'd either have to make it available to everyone, or go full mask off and start killing the underclass. Honestly if you think about it that's one of the best way to keep people wageslaving for you for decades. "Just keep grinding bro you'll be a millionaire in 50 years, you've got literally all the time in the world now so keep at it"

>>76350133
who tf is Dr Miller

>>76345875
good at keeping you spry well into your 80s but not forever. And of course you’ll be degrading the whole time, just slower than your peers.
It’s a start but no key to eternal youth.

>>76347902
>>76349037
I have tried lifting and still lift, but the weights are NOT big. And I haven't tried fucking bitches either. So I guess I know what I need to do now. Thanks.

>>76345750 (OP)
So glad these fine gentlemen are looking out for our wellbeing

>>76345971
Supplementing Creatine stresses your kidneys. Its garbage supplement.

>>76345875
post body with timestamp (you won't)

You can onions react to grifting podcasters all you want but the real stuff is never going to be available to the goyim.

>>76345750 (OP)
Eat, sleep, and breathe.

>>76345750 (OP)
If the common man gained immortality and endless youth the world would end. Never going to be released to the public.

>>76345807
This is based on a faulty understanding of the body.
The body is always doing its best to heal you.
The body bioaccumulates toxins that cause disease.
Some disease is also caused by nutrient deficiences and imbalances, but most disease is caused by bioaccumulation of toxins from the foods we eat.
So the only true way to reverse aging is to deal with the toxicity.
That means eating a clean diet, and super-charging the detoxication pathways.

Taking a magic pill, or gene therapy, will never be able to solve the problem of bioaccumulation of toxins.

>>76351861
Even if people gained endless youth and didn't die of old age, they'd still be lucky to life past 150 without dying in some freak accident. The longer you live the more likely you are to be hit by lighting or something, so that's not a problem. If anything it would be a good way to fix the upcoming competence crisis via getting the Boomers back to their prime and Millennials back to peak learning ability to better pick up the slack this time.

>>76345750 (OP)
Cool, kikes and billioniggers will live forever while we die in squalor with shitskins in a discarded parallel society once they have AI robots doing work for them.

>>76345902
sandwiches are delicious, you fucking faggot

>>76345750 (OP)
What interview is this from?

>>76351861
That is just copium.
Rajeet is still going to get careless and die in a crane accident. There will still be terror bombings. People will still go postal. And trust fund kiddies will still go hiking and slip on the ice
The only sketchy thing is that if immortality comes around, your age seniority is going to cap at 30-40 years of work experience, and that is going to be sketchy as fuck

>>76345750 (OP)
>just buy my snake oil!!!
kek

>>76352220
the bigger issue is dna degeneration which is basically what ageing actually is
if your dna never deteriorated then you would be able to regenerate from most conditions eventually but it does and so your capacity for healing progressively reduces
we are programmed to die for good evolutionary reasons

>>76345750 (OP)
>just 10 more years
just like fusion energy, quantum computing and AGI
what a coincidence

>these midwits think that if anti-aging was discovered the plebians would get access to it

LMFAO. You know these billionaires that are clamouring for power? They are building their doomsday compounds and amassing resources so they can afford their drone mercenary armies when they live to 500 and deny access to everyone else

My theory is people who get access to true anti-aging will become horribly insane and will require putting down due to their failing minds. You cant cheat death

>>76353677
nah. there is a lot of stuff in the human body that is built only in fetal and childhood stage. elastic fibres in tendons and muscles for example or the hardest part of your teeth. neurons and muscle fibres cannot replicate after childhood. so once those are gone, they are gone forever, even without any dna damage at all. its simply programmed that way.

>>76353677
>we are programmed to
That is a lot of faith in a black box, to make a argument ad reduction.
Its even rare for Mammals to be programmed to die on reproduction, unlike a lot of competing species.

>>76353642
If this really does happen at some point they'd have to change the laws to account for it. Like you'd be forced to retire after 40 years and can't come back to work for at least 10. CEOs would have to have terms like presidents to prevent one guy from holding the position for decades. On the other hand, as an always 20 year old you could literally start a new career whenever you feel like so it you wanted a change anyway....

The world would have to change dramatically before any of this is possible though.

>>76345902
how do I into organs, they are horrible in taste. Like, mix it and chug it like creatine with too much sweeteners? Im gonna fucking puke if I do that

>>76354298
The interim period with no new hiring/advancement is going to be wackier than any fiction one could image.
The kids growing up in that period is also most likely going to experience a society that gets very close to start eating itself before it functions again.

>>76345750 (OP)
Never trust any scientist that claims they can do something by some estimated time. Every scientists that have done this, 100% of the time, has been wrong. Most don't even deliver

>>76345750 (OP)
everyone likes living longer until you find out one of the major reasons why the us economy is so bad is because of the literal shit ton of old people who's retirement cuts into peoples taxes
the government has to get the money to pay these people from somewhere

>>76345750 (OP)
AI researchers estimated that we would have fully working automated drivers by 2025. They are no where near being completed and are still testing a small sample size.
It was a big issue and scare for truck drivers a decade ago

>>76353798
AGI is basically already here, you can make so much money with AI right now and its getting smarter

>>76354428
David Sinclair has already done the epigenetic age reversal in mice, it works

>>76354453
Nigga you're delusional. Self driving cars are WAY better than they have any right to be right now. We are like 10 years earlier than we were supposed to be

>>76354483
>its getting smarter
I wouldn't say so. Its only good at very simple basic things and even with this it gets it wrong sometimes.

>>76351117
it doesn't. that a myth perpetuates by midwit doctors who can't into correlation and causation. it get betabolised into creatinin which is marker for kidney health but it doesn't damage them, it's just a coincidence

>>76345875
does kojima looks like that? daaam

>>76354492
>Self driving cars are WAY better than they have any right to be right now
Where is it then? It was supposed to take over the trucking industry but it hasnt even gone past testing stage in taxi services.

>>76354488
>epigenetic age reversal in mice
>it works
implying there are no adverse effects. FDA is not going to allow this shit without research for at least 10 years with no major issues. Otherwise its back to the conceptual phase

>>76354500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU16hXSSGKs

>>76354507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f9C4Cj81w4
oh wowwww, they are so good

>>76354488
>David Sinclair
that dude from Bioshock?

>>76350133
Resveratrol itself is a little scammy, but see more recent development of it like...
>Novel Resveratrol Derivatives with Enhanced Antioxidant Properties: A Computational Approach
>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5333290

>>76353807
>>76352342
Like 90% of the anti-aging supplements out there go for $10-20 a bottle already and are even in the boomer pharmacies; this isn't some tech only billionaires will have in a decade.

Well they better figure it out in the next few decades or else I'm roping at 60. I refuse to turn into a helpless senile old fuck for 20 years unable to work or know where I am like I've seen people do. It's borderline cruel how humanity is designed

>>76355033
>roping at 60
Jeez, both my granddads were playing tennis into their 80s decades ago before all the bougie supplements came out... I think getting really decrepit by 60 is just really bad luck on genetics and/or big diet/exercise/supplement skill issues.

>>76353798
Some sciencefags basically treat it like a religion, they’re constantly fantasizing about how they’re going to live forever and return from the dead and make robots that do everything and live in a castle in space. None of this shit is ever going to happen

>>76355209
>None of this shit is ever going to happen
Maybe thousands of years from now. But there are experiments roughly doubling the lifespan of mice, so I would not be too doomerish on incremental lifespan gains in that range: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10373966/

>>76354483
>you can make so much money with AI right now and its getting smarter
You cannot, aside from just saving time using it instead of googling. And it's not getting smarter, just better at being itself (not smart)

There really is gonna be some interesting anti aging and cosmetic stuff coming out in the next decade, but complete immortality and being 20 forever is a bit much. It'll be like Back to the Future 2 where 80 year old Doc gets an extra 30 years added to his lifespan and reverts to 40 year old Doc.

>>76355868
yes you can, there are so many ways to make money. I put up a website where essentially 80% of the text is AI generated, 100% of the images are AI and I'm drop shipping health items from China

>>76356753
you couldn't sound more like a pajeet joke stereotype if you tried, holy shit. you making $$$ of AI nft's too?

>>76356753
post the website and let me see if it looks real and not AI lol

>>76345875
>No salt
Ngmi

>>76355972
There will always be a trade off. Trying to stop aging is basically like trying to stop the sun from rising and setting. You can understand the science all you want but you can't stop it from happening.
Shit, they haven't gotten anywhere close to curing cancer and they want people to believe anti aging is going to be a thing?

>>76358957
>they haven't gotten anywhere close to curing cancer

Advertiser that has a drug company as a client here. They've gotten closer than you think and we were told that within about a decade cancer will be like AIDS is now, something you can get drugs for to keep you basically fine for the rest of your life so long as you stay on them, and to prep a campaign for that. The problem is that the cancer treatment industry makes alot of money and they always push back on it.

>>76345762
>>76358957
>>76359629
GlyNAC mice are already living 24% longer than control mice: https://www.mdpi.com/2072-6643/14/5/1114

It's some pretty cheap stuff and doesn't really look like it gives humans Walter White cancer.

>>76345750 (OP)
nah
motherfuckers can't even define what a proper diet is

fuck off, you'll get old if you're lucky, you'll die, through Christ, live again, forever.

Didn't read thread.

Actual anti aging will only be available to the rich due to cost for the first decades.

>>76345750 (OP)
>mfw vampire hunting will become a real occupation post 2035

>>76345750 (OP)
They always say everything's 10 years from now. In 10 years you'll forget everything they said would be ready by then. It's all wank, you're going to die one day. Hopefully you can grow up and accept that before then.

>>76345750 (OP)

bump

>>76345902
why would eating "naturally" or eating organs reverse aging. do wild animals not age and die?

>>76363472
>doesnt know about lobsters and jellyfish
ngmi

Have to stop the retard Drumph from starting a global war with her Jewish pedo handlers for this to ever to be available to anyone except billionaires.

>>76363644
>he isn't sandmaxxing
>2025
NGMI.
>CAPTCHA: WASPA

>>76363621
>doesnt know humans are mammals

>>76345750 (OP)
>What is your protocol to make sure you stay alive for the next 10 years?
I jerk off 3 times a day

>>76363644
someone call ICE on this retard