Constant bread, sausage and beer while sitting 90% of the time?

i didn't give you permission to post my picture.

>>76346346 (OP)
i get lazy and pee while sitting down

>>76346346 (OP)
>high carb
>high fat
>low protein
>excessive drinking
>sedentary lifestyle
Sets daily untill (heart) faillure

>>76346350
I only pee when sitting down unless it's in the middle of the night

>>76346355
middle of the night is exactly when you should pee sitting down

>>76346347
You are a Bobo?

>>76346346 (OP)
Why do these types seem to get the most gibs and I don't?

>>76346355
I exclusively pee in the sink

Me

It's all of the above plus bad genetics. Pretty sure if I did my absolute best I couldn't look like the OP

>>76346837
i pee in 1 gallon water jugs and keep them in my car in the summer heat. I have 4 full ones in there now.

>>76346355
exact opposite of what you're supposed to do, brother
unless that is you like making an absolute mess at night and being emasculated at day