Thread 76349184

Post BRVTAL fitness and health MOGGINGS

>>76349184 (OP)
>millennial cope thread
yawn

>>76349184 (OP)
Nobody ever talks about Gen X. I wonder why...

>>76349347
They are a bunch of irrelevant 50 year old losers

>>76349184 (OP)
Honestly this wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt xitter and reddit and 4troon soillennials coping. Literally the bottom of the barrel of not only their own but all generations trying to be relevant and insulting every other generation out of sheer bitterness

>>76349240
I had that exact clock as a kid

>>76349184 (OP)
boomers
>sex=funny
millennials
>quirky=funny
zoomers
>edgy=funny
gen alpha
>loud=funny

>>76349700
Everyone
>Me and your mom and OPs mom = funny

>>76349517
They're also all over the feminist/nigger/rapefugee/fatty side. The only young people or boomers I ever see at those events are shitskins/women.

>>76349546
Same.

>>76349700
Chud

>>76349347
Because Gen x are all insufferable faggots who either became proto boomers or failures.

>>76349190
Why did you guys start smoking again? Why are you ignoring sunblock? I swear every zoomie I see has sun spots at 22 and smells like weed or an ash tray and it takes me back to my childhood. I still get mistaken for being a high schooler, feels good to be born in the right generation

>>76349891
>I still get mistaken for being a high schooler,

When I was 41 a boomer woman thought I was 28. Another guy, gen x, thought was 25. Looking young is like having a superpower. I'm 44 now and still get mires from early 20s girls, even teens sometimes. Also I'm 6f6", which helps.

Lower testosterone doesn't mean you are healthier, millennials have the testosterone levels of 60 year olds

>>76349935
Also here's a pic for anyone who doubts me.

>>76349953
you don't look 25. more like 35. you have bad hairline and bad face to cranium ratio so avoid the buzzcut

>>76349965
Lol, that's not me, top kek.

>>76349240
That level of technology is perfect. You literally don't need anything more

Millenials grew up with bideo game. Zoomers grew up with fear mongering.
During my childhood youtube, news, social media, and real life was deeply saturated with
>"You're going to die!!! They're poisoning the water, and the food, and the air, and it's literally destroying landscapes, and immigrants are going to rape you, and the economy is fucked, and you need to fix this because... heh... you're our future... our hope!!"
I have a supporting family. Though many boomers are very cold towards their own children, which must be lonely and stressful.

>>76349220
For 1 and 2 isn't this shit constantly in their field of view

>>76350263
>many boomers are very cold towards their own children
In America?

>>76349935
>>76349953
Based schizo

>>76349900
Is this Goatis?

>>76350263
>Zoomers grew up with fear mongering
zoomers grew up abusing hormones which rapidly age you.

instead of being trannies maybe you should have studied the blade.

>fountain of youth is when soi manchildren collecting funko pops and calling they're dogs furbabies
yuck

>>76350263
Zoomers grew up with smartphones, weed and benzos. Their brains are fucked up for life

>>76349240
Those clocks were great

>>76349700
>millennials
>>quirky=funny
>zoomers
>>edgy=funny
Shouldn't these two be reversed? Zoomers are the ones who started cancel culture and sanitized the Internet. Something Awful, Newgrounds, and early YT were far edgier and are from the golden age of the internet. Also, you forgot Gen X.

>>76350880
Millennials started off edgy, but as the culture changed, a lot of them cucked out and became sanitized. A lot of the creators from newgrounds are a prime example of this.

never going outside + having an actual skincare routine beats out baking out in the sun and being stressed about retarded shit like life being over because you're a 21yo virgin or something

>>76350905
People simply grow up. I laughed at holocaust jokes when I was 13, at 31 they are kinda cringe

>>76351191
>grow up
Aka shoving a stick up your ass

>>76351191
I know right. It would be funny if the holocaust actually happened though.

>>76349220
I've never been to a barber before. I've only had my mom, a friend, or my wife cut it

>>76351241
More like your brain maturing, now I only laugh at dead muslims (since they actually make my life worse)

#zillennialpride

>>76351191
>People simply grow up. I laughed at holocaust jokes when I was 13, at 31 they are kinda cringe
Same. It was much funnier when I thought it was real.

>>76351191
It's not just a matter of some jokes getting stale as you age. The people I'm talking about 180 into being the most tryhard liberal activists in a way to separate themselves from the past.

>>76351454
sounds like cope

>>76349184 (OP)
>>76349190
After 9/11 and the 2008 financial crisis, we were prepared for the Chinaman flu and any upcoming recession. Zoomers couldn't handle online courses.

>>76351191
>I laughed at holocaust jokes when I was 13, at 31 they are kinda cringe

Get with the pogrom, they're still funny.

Isnt it all because most people in media positions are gen x by now and its their turn now to gush over themselves while talking down everyone else?

>>76349184 (OP)
Gen Z just eat processed slop. They think healthy food is the same processed slop but in "healthy food" looking packaging. They suck down protein bars and other complete chemical slop thinking that's real food.

>>76352253
Yeah, these 30 somethings pretending to be the most bleeding-heart tree-huggers their edgy jokes resurfaced is quite a lot of cope.

>>76349747
>They're also all over the feminist/nigger/rapefugee/fatty side.
LOL no.

>>76350263
>Though many boomers are very cold towards their own children, which must be lonely and stressful
I'm Gen X and recently realised my boomer parents only talk about themselves. Anything they say is about themselves. Anything I say to try and get them to engage with me they use as an opener to talk about themselves. So every conversation I have with them is about them.

>I got a pity compliment 3 years ago so I think I look young
what an embarassing post

>>76349184 (OP)
I'm 36 and I look like shit ama

>>76353595
I'm 35 and my beard is greying its over
all these bright white hairs

I don't see it as a zoom vs millenial thing. It's just that people who take care of themselves age well. My gf and I regularly get guessed about 10 years younger by strangers, coworkers, people at the bar, etc.

Thing is I thing we look mid 30s, other people our age just look like shit. People in my hometown looked 40 at 25 from drinking 48 beers every weekend.

Jason Alexander was in his 20s when Seinfeld started and the fucker looks 40. The cast of Cheers was young as fuck and looks ancient.

Zoomers are just noticing people their age start to age poorly, but you'll be fine if you take care of yourselves, same shit happened to us. I started panicking when people my age started looking old AF but it hasn't hit me yet.

>>76349900
>an autistic who still can’t recognize a joke

>>76353595
So do all 36 year olds.

The blackpill for millenials is the reason they "look younger" than zoomers is they are pathetic copers who are in permanent adolescence and are obsessed with youth instead of moving on and having families and doing everything that makes you less obsessed with such things. The way they cope is by pretending they look young and everyone else around them looks older. Its very very gay

>>76353832
You should be able to eat healthy and exercise while having a family. It's kind of the bare minimum. Not my fault if people live off mcdonalds or smoke.

>>76353846
Being healthy and being obsessed with how much younger you look to the point you delude yourself into thinking everyone else looks old and you've found the fountain of youth isn't the same thing

>>76353852
Being healthy makes you look much younger in a world where everyone is fat slobs.

I do the bare minimum and am aging significantly better than my friends who I have known since highschool.

>>76353860
Would you say you look younger than zoomers

>>76353868
Probably not. Maybe the smokers. Some people just age like shit. When I was 25 some of my peers looked mid 40s. I probably look younger than those zoomies.

On average no though. Like I said further up if you age normally people think you look young because every these days eats like shit, smokes, don't work out. etc.

>>76353618
A little older and I'm seeing a handful of white hairs in my beard. I shave often so it's not a big deal.
I'd worry when my hair starts graying or thinning out.

>>76349347
>Don't ask don't tell is discriminatory
>"Do whatever you want, I just don't want to know about it"
Anything less than blind, unthinking worship is unbearable to these fucking goblins

>>76349347
GenX were the wannabe newage hippies and ravers here in the UK that acted and lived a though nothing mattered and there were no consequences, just live and let live. Now they're insufferable pro refugee and socialist types, frequenting shitty festivals and protests to relive their glory days.

>>76349953
>>76349965
I would also guess like 35

>>76349184 (OP)
The millennial and zoomer animosity is so cringe. At some point both generations will be over 30 and everyone will hate them all the same. A decade after that you probably won't even be able to tell the difference between them. Stop obsessing over this gay ass shit.

>>76353450
You like to pretend you weren't all alcoholics who aged like shit. You like to try and blend in with boomers until somebody says
>Gen X is trash
Look at how you crawl from the woodwork like the weasely weevil you are.

>>76350263
>THE SOVIET UNION IS GONNA NUKE US
>HUGE NUKE CLOUD FLOATING AROUND THE WORLD
>SATANISTS
>CHILD MOLESTERS ROAM THE STREETS AND GRAB KIDS
>TERRORISM

>>76349935
I'm similar and it's nice. Meanwhile guys younger look much older

>>76349190
zoomie zoomie can't get laid
all their girls want to get paid
zoomie zoomie sucks the vape
for looking at girls he'll hear cries of rape
zoome zoomie gives girls the ick
microplastics in his dick
zoomie zoomie without hope
sucks his vape as a cruel cope
zoome zoomie all alone
sad and fat, time to come to zone
zoomie zoomie, where are you?
we must pick artifacts out of goo
zoomie zoomie, hustle, quick
if soldiers find you, bayonets will stick
zoomie zoomie, where are you?
have you found your way?
have you made your wish?
zoomie zoomie lost to time
can't remember pre-internet - what a crime
zoomie zoomie, i'm so sorry
cheeki breeki iv damka

your entire outlook on life is almost entirely shaped by the internet. everyone's is. the only difference is that you're the first generation that can't remember anything else. you are cooked. i truly am sorry.

>>76349220
what if my pubes look kinda like that does that count

>>76349240
ironically, you have copped nanna's perm.

>>76351191
at 41 holocaust jokes are fucking hilarious. you'll grow out of your sanctimonious wokescold phase. we all have one when we lose our minds on hitting 30.
you know what growing up really is? not giving a fuck about anything except what's really important.
pearl clutching is for small minds and women.

>>76351191
How do you fit 100 Jews into a Volkswagen?

>10,000 squats
>20,000 deadlifts
>30,000 bench presses
all to die to a $0.25 bullet from a dyel zoomer, powershitters take note

>>76355885
> we all have one when we lose our minds on hitting 30.
Speak for yourself

>>76355683
You're not gonna drag Gen X into the generation war. We don't care enough to argue.

>>76355276
This, don't ask don't tell still is peak Solomon style wiseness

>>76349347
I've been saying forever that gen x is the worst fucking generation along with the older millennials. They just get looked over because they're not as big.

>>76349830
thanks.

>>76355866
Its not like previous generations were free from the same manipulative forces, they just did'nt know.
Inb4
>No, actually tv/old media was'nt/is'nt used for mk ultra style programming.

>>76355885
Jesus christ. Arm says woman, hand screams man

>>76349220
There's guy over 60 at my job who recently got the zoomcut, looks pretty funny with the boomer goatee

>>76353832
You're positively fuming. I wonder why.

As a guy, provided you matured early enough, you probably shouldn't look much different between 20 and 40 (I personally look almost the same from 18 to 38).
Some unlucky people from all generations age early, but in general any person you see above 25 and below 45 you will always have a hard time calling their age in the real world.

>>76356754
>I personally look almost the same from 18 to 38
every time a 4channer says this I imagine a pale NEET with a baby face

>>76356837
Not pale and it's very rare for someone at my age to not be employed. But here's how I aged from 20-21 (where I already looked like a fully matured guy) to 38. Skin quality is very close, no wrinkles, some fat lost in the face area is the main difference, more face definition even at higher body fat.

>>76353574
This. Also they do not listen when other people talk.
>be at family gathering
>someone starts telling an interesting story
>boomer interrupts with a non sequitur and completely derails the conversation to inane bullshit, usually about themselves or something only they care about
>storyteller looks confused but tries to play along out of cordiality
Why are they like this?

>>76351191
When you're younger it's funny to say things just for the sake of being offensive. This wears off as you grow up.
>>76352311
some people never grow up.

>>76351247
>mom, friend, wife
A daring synthesis

The real answer is being in the sun is unpopular with millenials, the sun ages you like a motherfucker.

I am 35 and most people guess I'm a decade younger because my skin isn't sun damaged. I also don't drink and didn't smoke much when I did.

>>76349347
Because GenX sounds like a virulent gay STD, it's all in the name already.

>>76355771
yeah but during the cold war you didn't have smart phones engineered to get you addicted to them so they can constantly blast you with propaganda. You just had good old fashioned TV news anchors and newspapers. That stuff stopped when you went outside. Also, you used to go outside.

>>76349240
About 3 years ago I went back to an alarm clock and charge my phone in my living room.
God tier decision, highly recommend.

>>76349184 (OP)
I'm a millennial and even if this was true it wouldn't be cause for celebration.

Celebrating that newer generations are going to be more miserable than you is just some Boomer/GenX petty shit.

Nobody looks younger than their age. When people tell you you look "in your 20s" when you're 30+ it's not a compliment. They're saying you are a manchild.

>>76350752
>benzos
Pretty much this, as a cultural and even musical trend, is the worst thing to happen to the younger generation.

Zoomers were prescribed perma-memory destroyers, told to take them for years, and artists glorified them.

>>76357938
>told to take them for years
I mean this as a sincere fuck-up because every single scientific paper that exists recommends 1 month or less duration of usage, and newer creations of benzo's were applauded for being able to be taken more than one month, less than three months.

The black/white pill of aging is its 95% gravity and 5% sun damage. For most people sun damage doesn't show up until your old as fuck. Those "prematurely aged" crackheads are literally just malnourished or sit in the sun all day. For the average person you just need to let god and gravity have its way with you.

Millenials discarded all of the boomers' bad habits and adopted the healthy ones (not smoking, but eating well). Zoomers did the opposite, reviving all of the boomers bad habits while discarding the healthy ones (using tobacco, eating like shit).
A millenial's Saturday morning during childhood would be having their boomer parents making them eggs and toast and playing outside all day- for zooomers it was having their GenX parents make them Poptarts and parking them in front of a device.

>>76356173
>>76357408
Finally, some fucking based posters. Grab a flamethrower. We have to torch all the repliers above you.

>>76356081
Cowards do generally sit it out. Like you sat out the most crucial elections in American history.
>idk about those old fogeys
>I'm gonna do cocaine with Ozzy someday

Pathetic faggots

>>76349347
Because they genuinely thought having a stable, high paying job was literally torture

>>76349240
I look like this and I do this

>>76358996
It's true. They're the source of
>first world problems
https://youtu.be/bwvlbJ0h35A?si=EM-DXbaZyGYLwam9

>>76356448
I'm not schizo enough to understand this, QRD?

>>76359539
technology is demonic runes on a crystal projected on a black mirror, allowing demons to communicate with humans without breaking Solomons seal

>>76359539
abrahamist garbage, aka incoherent schizo babble

>>76359659
Ok, that checks out. I've never been one for esoterica, but all this tech bullshit feels deeply wrong in a way I can't quite explain.

>>76349953
>Looks 44
Teens make fuckeyes at you because teens are sluts.

>>76350905
i hear even Something Awful is woke now

>>76358083
>you have to be a rabid ideologue!
Nah, I'm gonna sit back and watch you rip each others throats out. You're not getting anything from me.

>>76355676
It's one sided, zoomers or boomers dont care about millennials who are seething about every single generation including fucking gen a

>>76349184 (OP)
this is a demoralization thread targeted at zoomers. millennials are not 'dipped in the fountain of youth' or 'aging slower.' that's fucking stupid. most millennials hit the wall at least 5-10 years ago and even in my early 30's the vast majority of my friends were already haggard as fuck. partying for decades and drinking takes its toll on the body.

you young people still have a chance. listen to donald trump, he says 'no alcohol, no drugs' and look at how far he's gotten and how good he looks for his age.

>>76360398
>listen to donald trump
lol

>>76356448
What's that in the upper right? A photo?

>>76359539
>I'm not schizo enough to understand this, QRD?
The implication is that computers run on what looks like ancient occult seals, symbols and architecture, allowing otherworldly entities to interact with humans by bypassing the Seal of Solomon or something. You see, Solomon was known for being a elite tier demon summoner and dominated them easily with his magic. Apparently, he made them do a pact to never bother us. And their way aorund that is using computers.

I looked this all up bc it sounded interesting, but there's nothing to it, really. Just a few meme pics with no explanation.

>>76359703
>all this tech bullshit feels deeply wrong in a way I can't quite explain.
That is true and look up what Facebook workers said about some kind of devil living in smartphones.

>>76360398
literally most threads on this board are either demoralization threads or coombait or ragebait. this board has NEVER been organic for probably 10 fucking years now.

EVERYTHING on the internet went to shit after 2016. i would bet good money it's because certain agencies never wanted an unexpected shift in power like trump winning so they funded a bunch of trolls and deployed a bunch of bots to fuck up internet culture forever.

anyone that argues on the internet is a useful idiot, and every day we get reminded that 4chan is full of them.