Thread 76349989

>try learning how to lift
>gym trainer called me a retard and to stick to computer games

>caring what the gym trainer says
Just says ok thanks and keep going.

>>76349989 (OP)
Man, planet fitness can be brutal sometimes

>be 16
>join gym for the first time
>no fucking idea what I'm doing so I sit on a pec deck
>gym owner, a morbidly obese man, "stabs" his index finger into my flabby chest and laughs
>walks away

Brutal to get my weirdest gym interaction ever right off the bat.

>>76349989 (OP)
I hate when I express an insightful opinion and people say “shut up and dribble you jock” due to my height and athletic physique

>>76349989 (OP)
You found your brofessor. He loves you more than you can imagine and will work tirelessly with you. If you leave him, your /fit/izenship is revoked.

>>76349989 (OP)
stop wasting money on a gym trainer, there's plenty of good free advice online

>>76350031
>*injures self*

>>76349989 (OP)
tell him to suck your cock and make out with him in the planet fitness locker room

>>76350031
this. everybody knows gym trainers are there to fuck their clients

>>76350034
obviously dont be retarded and ego lift, go easy and learn the basics first but if you're really born with a hole in ur brain then sure waste ur money on a moron who is too distracted by the gym thots to actually teach you anything

>>76350034
Dont listen to roidtrannies and other fake natties on youtube

>>76349989 (OP)
Why aren't you lifting with your high school football coach? It's summer strength and conditioning right now.

>>76350034
How do people even injure themselves when they’re first starting? I have a hard time believing humans can have such a low level of proprioception to not understand when they are about to injure something. It’s weird. If you injure yourself as a beginner you’re retarded IMO, it’s the one time in a lifting career there is no reason to go heavy and to focus purely on form and feel