Thread 76353016

When I get sport massages I always pick girls, but girl Im seeing says she also only picks girls and it would he weird for me not to pick a guy

Should I be getting guys? It feels weird for guys to touch me

>>76353016 (OP)
If you pick guys, ypu're certified faggot

>>76353016 (OP)
don’t fall for her gay psypop. she’s just trying to get her male coworkers paid because all the other male clients think the same

No, she gets girls cos she's afraid of men perving. Say you feel the same way.

>>76353020
As in dating, no girl at massage place

>>76353019
I pick male doctors to check my balls n prostate cos I don't trust women do be as rigorous or care about the equipment as much.

>>76353023
Men are more competent in every job, I agree, smarter/more attention to detail etc plus they are much stronger and can activate the back muscles without needing their elbows and shit

But it feels gay so I dont wanna

>>76353022
then it’s jealousy. she doesn’t want other girls touching you silly

>>76353016 (OP)
The girl massagers are way too weak and use too much pain to make it seem like they're doing something.

>>76353035
This. It’s why they try to make it up with happy endings to conceal their flaws but don’t fall for that shit

>>76353023
You're not fooling anyone, homo

>>76353035
Last woman I went to made me reach up across over my head while she dug her knuckles into my ribs and it was the most pain ive felt in years

I swear it did fucking nothing

>>76353048
Have fun with an incompetent feminist middle aged divorcee nurse who hates men.

>>76353054
Oh I'll have fun alright

>>76353061
You wont even make eye contact with her after she hurts your back and takes your money for 45 min

>>76353049
Exactly. True deep tissue massage (the only one with proven benefits) should NOT be painful (in the way that makes you instinctively protect yourself), because it's about applying pressure correctly to make muscles relax.