I got that sport massage from a guy instead of a girl and he was way better,

Also we just talked about LoTR the whole time and that wouldnt have happened with a woman, highly recommend dropping female massages and stick to men (not gay)

>>76358145 (OP)
Was it weird when he was jorking your benis at the end?

>>76358148
Oh I actually lift sorry friend, it was a sport massage as all lifters should get, /fat/ is that way>>>

>>76358145 (OP)
Did you get a semi while he was massaging you?

I would recomend asian massage parlor but my local ones got raided by ice

>>76358145 (OP)
the least gay thread on /fit/

Unironically sometimes I wish I was gay. Sounds a lot easier

>>76358320
I wish I were straight so I could marry and reproduce

>>76358145 (OP)
>not gay

>>76358320
I hear gay guys can be sometimes pickier than women.. go figure.

>>76358320
What you said is like saying "Sometimes I wish I was a murderer, that would solve my issues I have with my boss". Somehow you are still sane and chose to not engage in homosexual acts yet but it seems it's only by sheer stupidity which is not comforting.

>>76358145 (OP)

Did you ask him to massage your prostate, you faggot?

>>76358320
>sometimes I wish I was gay. Sounds a lot easier
>being fundamentally broken and mentally ill
>easier
Being gay is not like "haha I would be like myself but attracted to men". No. A gay man is a fundamentally broken man who will never find peace. The desiring cocks parts is just their cope attempt to fill that gaping hole in their hearts.