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Anonymous No.76358145 [Report] >>76358148 >>76358222 >>76358260 >>76358340 >>76358650
I got that sport massage from a guy instead of a girl and he was way better,

Also we just talked about LoTR the whole time and that wouldnt have happened with a woman, highly recommend dropping female massages and stick to men (not gay)
Anonymous No.76358148 [Report] >>76358154
>>76358145 (OP)
Was it weird when he was jorking your benis at the end?
Anonymous No.76358154 [Report]
>>76358148
Oh I actually lift sorry friend, it was a sport massage as all lifters should get, /fat/ is that way>>>
Anonymous No.76358222 [Report]
>>76358145 (OP)
Did you get a semi while he was massaging you?
Anonymous No.76358239 [Report]
I would recomend asian massage parlor but my local ones got raided by ice
Anonymous No.76358260 [Report]
>>76358145 (OP)
the least gay thread on /fit/
Anonymous No.76358320 [Report] >>76358326 >>76358422 >>76358449 >>76358660
Unironically sometimes I wish I was gay. Sounds a lot easier
Anonymous No.76358326 [Report]
>>76358320
I wish I were straight so I could marry and reproduce
Anonymous No.76358340 [Report]
>>76358145 (OP)
>not gay
Anonymous No.76358422 [Report]
>>76358320
I hear gay guys can be sometimes pickier than women.. go figure.
Anonymous No.76358449 [Report]
>>76358320
What you said is like saying "Sometimes I wish I was a murderer, that would solve my issues I have with my boss". Somehow you are still sane and chose to not engage in homosexual acts yet but it seems it's only by sheer stupidity which is not comforting.
Anonymous No.76358650 [Report]
>>76358145 (OP)

Did you ask him to massage your prostate, you faggot?
Anonymous No.76358660 [Report]
>>76358320
>sometimes I wish I was gay. Sounds a lot easier
>being fundamentally broken and mentally ill
>easier
Being gay is not like "haha I would be like myself but attracted to men". No. A gay man is a fundamentally broken man who will never find peace. The desiring cocks parts is just their cope attempt to fill that gaping hole in their hearts.