Thread 76361700

When I see a muscular woman, my mind immediately goes to "God, her protein farts must smell so fucking bad". Or "Her shits must be massive after eating so much food". It's a disgusting idea. A woman should stay skinny. Instead of a daily reminder of the opposite, let me continue living my fantasy that girls don't fart.

>>76361700 (OP)
How to get a gf like this?

>>76361883
From a local stable.

>>76361700 (OP)
Would

>>76361700 (OP)
imagine let this choke my cock

>>76361883
Her inner hamstrings look like a gigantic vagina lmao

It makes me wanna stick my dick there

>>76363808
you finally figured it out, perhaps it cured your architect fetish?

>>76363832
ive never liked fat girls

I immediately assume they have been sexually assaulted in the past

>>76363808
>Her inner hamstrings l
abductors bot, it's squatting resulting condition

>>76361700 (OP)
>>76361883
>>76363980
imagine getting to smell such asses, just burying your face in the crack and inhaling all that amazing brap

if digits, I'll get a varbie gf with huge legs and nice back

>>76361700 (OP)
>protein farts
Protein doesn't make you fart, "protein" powders or bars do because by the time you're consuming that whey it's 2+ years old expired milk dust. Just drink fresh milk for protein you retards, if what you're consuming makes you fart it's spoiled.

Also idk why women assume thay fit men like roided out women. I find them disgusting and am personally into the most weak and pathetic jailbait qts. What's the saying?

>Men would rather date an 18 year old with no achievements than a 30 year old career woman.

>>76363808
Wheyussy

>>76361700 (OP)
>>76361883
>>76363980
HNNNNGGGG imagine fucking an tight ass like that and feel how they clamp at your dick. I bet it feels so good

>>76361883
Absolutely disgusting
Date a man

Any man attracted to this is simply gay.
It is the antithesis of feminine.

>>76365097
from an objective standpoint the cleavage of the abductor insertions in the OP looks like a pussy so its actually not gay at all

If the picture in the OP was a greasy hairy asshole spread open with balls it would be gay though

>>76365102
Lol anon

My wife started out as just a skinny girl. But over the years, as she started lifting more and eating more like me (heavy on meat and eggs) she has grown into a Varbie lite. Not as much in the lower body, but definitely in the upper body. Her whole body looks and feels much, much better than the skinny stick version of her. I love her more than ever.

Varbie for the MF win.

>>76361891
KEK

>>76363808
Put your dick in there, and it’ll be crushed.

>>76365333
Based girl trainer.

>>76361700 (OP)
WOULD

The best thing about them is the clit.

>>76366028
I miss Julia so much bros
why

>>76366164
She is happy now.

>>76366324
fuaaark imagine her with those tits and muscles again

>>76366324
If she was happy she wouldn't keep doing this to herself. That's the problem with cosmetic surgery, it never stops at one. This is ACTUAL body dysmorphia

>>76361883
I fucked a retired body builder woman who looked like this. She was very submissive which sucked, I really wanted her to be dominate but she just couldn't understand the role.

Also, the years of hormones swelled her clit into a small penis. It wasn't appealing at all.

>>76366404
>She was very submissive which sucked, I really wanted her to be dominate but she just couldn't understand the role.
Quintessentially zoomer post

For me it's still Sophie

>>76366386
Far left is perfect, why did she do that to herself?

>>76361700 (OP)
You got a brap fetish too, huh.

>>76366042
/mlp/ bros...

>>76366526
oldschool Sophie

>>76361700 (OP)
this

>>76366780
>26kg shrugs
well, she's still just a woman

>>76361700 (OP)
If I wanted to fuck a horse, I'd just saunter to my barn.

>>76361700 (OP)
>>76361883
>>76363980
These bitches clench they buttcheeks when they fart and it probably shatters glass

Sara Sigmundsdottir

>>76361883
why even pretend to be straight at this point

>>76365333
>Not as much in the lower body, but definitely in the upper body
Fag

>>76366386
Her cuck boyfriend failed.

>>76366425
Nah, I am a millennial deep in my 30's. I just enjoy an older woman being dominant. I think that's everyone guy's kink no? I have a 46 year old I see now who knows how to play dominant and it's fucking hot.

>>76363808
You said vagina but you meant vulva. Reflect on that, incel.

these muscle bitches all have dry sand paper pussy. not a drop of wetness. like fucking an armpit.

This is enough

>>76365993
good

Maya all day every day

>>76361700 (OP)
O yey another thread for homosexuals

>>76361700 (OP)
Weird fart fetish but I like the kind of woman who can envelop you like a blanket. The size and look together is nice

>>76361700 (OP)
The glutes are a major part of the posterior-chain and should not be neglected. The amount of development of the glutes is directly proportional to the amount of work done.

>>76363980
You mean adductors, fellow bot.

>>76361700 (OP)
Imagine her ripping some massive farts in your face though

>>76363979
Every girl I’ve ever met has been “sexually assaulted” it’s all lies, they just regretted fucking and wanna be seen as a victim instead of the whore they are

>>76367367
You are AGP you’ll come out as trans in a few years

>>76366526
Kiki

>>76365091
Raging homosexual queer faggot detected.

>>76366386
with the cooldown period with implants being at least 8 months, these are pretty shit arm gains

>>76367579
maybe you should try pressing that enlarged go button between their legs.

>>76369348
>maybe you should try pressing that enlarged go button between their legs.
LMAO, I'm stealing that one

>>76368740
My nigga!

i have more respect for architects than you gay tranny lovers

Ah tell yuh whut, ah lahk mah wimmin with big hands and even bigger deltoids, shucks howdy

>>76370415
servant of slaanesh

The only one for me

>>76368711
Based SNIIIIIF poster

>>76370415
>visible areola on a blue board
anon

>>76370727
Thought that was a midget from the thumbnail.

>>76370792
She is.

>>76361700 (OP)
That's a man

My wife is a legit wheyfu. Plays a ton of sports, including winning Rookie of the Year for her tackle football team last week (she plays linebacker). It's actually harder for me to stay turned on and focused when we're having sex because I'm just so impressed by how big and good she looks. She used to show me her naked body and I'ld be turned on beyond imagining. I still am, but I'm usually too distracted by how big she looks. Total bro. I bow down to tomboy supremacy.
>pic rel my tomboy during walkout photos (she got a big sack this game)

>>76370867
Big if true

>>76370867
I bet you teabag her big sack.

female bodybuilders go way too far these days and end up destroying their lines. It was over pretty fast though McLish and Everson were still hot.

Vince Gironda was right. Overdeveloping the glutes and legs was always a mistake. And even then he was talking only about men as to maximize the appearance of the V-taper by making sure the obliques and hips were not too wide as to detract from the width of the shoulders while the legs would be well developed but not too large as to take away from the size of the upper body.

Though wider hips are attractive on a woman, overdeveloped obliques destroy the appearance of the hourglass figure and the overdevelopment of the glutes so common today in the retarded nigger ass emulation brought about by the most recent few decades of jews shoving niggers down everyone's throat with their shitty gangster rap and nigger movies creates an unpleasant sudden change in curvature from the hips which also detracts from the appearance of an hourglass figure.

And then the tendency to get excessively lean melts any breasts away leading to them getting some of the worst implants possible while making them look even more masculine since a soft-smooth skin with full cheeks is characteristically feminine. While the roid enhanced arm and deltoid size common among female bodybuilders just looks masculine and not feminine at all. Making the shoulders wide from overdeveloped roid-delts makes the woman look less feminine.

>>76370729
ah no wait that doesn't count, right gu

>>76370859
So?

>>76370867
Please anon show us more of your wheyfu

>>76366386
Mademoiselle Giulia?

>>76361700 (OP)
Guys into muscular women are just closet homos and often porn addicts. Of course they want to pretend it's normal to be into women on male hormones. Just look at these pathetic homos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0

>>76367281
>dottir

>>76366324
>happy
She will never be. She’s fucked in the head, buddy.
>>76370415
Creepy.

>>76370867
If this is true (very hard to believe), she still has a feminine resemblance. ITT all I see are women starving at very low bf or literally women turned men.

>>76371844
Hey women play football too. They have athletic desires to succeed just like men do. And yes she is feminine, doesn't wear makeup tho, which I greatly cherish.
>>76371279
Here's me and my wheyfu in the locker room! Here's my waifu with an anniversary gift! Here's my waifu post-game!

>>76372394
when did she start fucking u with a strap on?

>>76361700 (OP)
you can always tell when the OP is a kike. they've got some kind of anal fixation and obsession with poop and smells. they never grow out of the 13 year old boy humor phase.

does this thread belong on a health and fitness board? why is OP here? what's his goal? don't bother deleting it now, jannie, it's been up since last night you obviously don't care.

>>76370867
>>76372394
Put me in the screencap when someone uses these few little bits of information to find buddy's wife and tell her he's posting pictures of her on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>76370867
>>76372394
>>76372903
Olivia Grabmayer, Denver Bandits.

>>76366324
ILLEGAL!
STRAIT TO JAIL!

>>76372394
Oh no, anon is a retard.
Here is how you post pictures of tomboy waifu btw.

>>76373032
>Mfw

>>76371355
this must've been an Austrian

>>76372841
If you're not getting your prostate worked by your wife why the hell did you even get married??

>>76372394
>>76370867
Wow your wife is cute anon? How did you guys meet? How old is she?

>Images of the following are not allowed, possibly because they have requested not to appear on the site: Carly Wopat
what a fag

>>76368893
u couldn't let it go bot could u :D
u edited my post :D
so cute :D

>>76373032
Next time at least post a woman having a waist.

>>76375672
>Next time at least post a woman having a waist.
https://youtu.be/eqrFX51yp68?t=229
these monstrosities are sooooo sexy right bot?

adductors and vastus lateralis - your bubble thighs is result of squatting:
>>76363980

>>76364206
I'm gonna put some fucking achievements in her

>>76365333
>My GF at 0 protein before we met
I too don't mind a fixer-upper.

saw this girl on hinge lmao. she actually seemed really cool and funny from her profile. surprisingly beautiful and feminine face and figure when not flexing. no, we didnt match. yes, im ugly. yes, im killing myself.

>>76376700
She’s a whore. You dodged a bullet

>>76376756
hm. cope

>>76364206
but protein powder doesn't make me fart

>>76361883
I bet her braps sounds like the war horn of Helm's Deep

>>76377254
>THE HORN OF HELM HAMMERHAND SHALL SOUND IN THE DEEP

How do I convince my gf to squat me for stronger legs?

>>76376756
thats me in the hinge profile picture. I'm not a whore, body count of 0 and IQ just above room temperature. I love anime, hate niggers and love white monster zero ultra.

You're an incel, and will never be a man.

>>76377633
I make mine carry me during hikes haha I weigh 70 lbs more too

>>76377661
proof or larp

>>76376756
>knows absolutely nothing about this woman
>immediately brands her a whore to help anon feel better about not matching
Based

>>76377957
lol, are you dumb?

>>76377661
Weakest rage b8 I’ve ever seen here

>>76377976
Any woman who dresses like that in public or posts pictures like that online is a slut and a whore. Once you stop makes excuses for them and grow the balls to call a spade a spade leather than repeating the feminist talking points like
>I don’t judge!
>don’t judge a book by its cover!
it makes life a lot simpler and you avoid ever taking sluts seriously.

>>76378050
no, my IQ test result was 140

https://youtu.be/A6d3Gj6Ie5k
how to legally beat up a Jew

>>76376764
>>76377661
>>76377976
three anons who have never shit talked a woman their friend was just was rejected by. Calm the fuck down gents.

>No cute Japanese tomboy gold medalist judoka girlfriend
What's the point of living?

I cannot stop thinking about a varbie I hooked up with for a full summer a few years back. Nastiest girl ever, it’s ruining my life

>>76361700 (OP)
>tattoos
>roids
>anal dimple suggesting possible ass breaching & fisting
>likely cluster b-type and absent father issues
Would not touch with a 10 foot pole.

>>76369348
doesn’t work like that. their pussies are chemically castrated same as FtM troons on test. that “go button” (cringe) has been turned off btw.

>>76378080
post body? just curious

>>76380835
clitoromegaly is real and unlike (most*) unenhanced women you can/should be extremely rough.

anyone know her name?

>>76381970
Sarah Bäckman. Google image search dummy

>>76381997
omg. imagine her giving you a handy

>>76361700 (OP)

i fuckin love chinese tomboysss

>>76370415
Milena, my beloved

This was considered a jacked female in the 80s

>>76382171
she would be considered jacked today too if natty

>>76382196
i would spar with her

>>76382307
I'd let her knock around me speed bags if you catch my drift

>>76382171
Shredded not jacked, learn the difference.
> Shredded: Low body fat, defined physique and musculature.
Fight Club physique.
> Jacked: You look like you are on a bulk but with peak shredded musculature with SOME abs showing.
You basically look like He-Man/Conan The Barbarian already.

>>76380186
He's beautiful

>>76382196
>nose ring
ruined

>>76376700
I'm sure if she met you in real life she'd have a chance to get to know your awesome personality.

Maybe get a job where you can meet a lot of people. Make some friends, meet their friends, get invited places. Meet people organically.

Go to a local restaurant or cafe or gym at the same day/time every week, figure out who the regulars are, introduce yourself.

>>76376756
this is why you dont deserve pussy

>>76368711
Based and 'poop dropping out of girls butts and bypassing the step of imagining the smell to simply sniff it' pilled.
>>76370792
i too was disappointed. i think it's Asian though so most likely very short anyways.
>>76371355
>spen houts of their time modelling a horse vagina and anus
From memory, you pathetic newfaggot.
>>76373032
Fatfu, not tomboy.
>>76376756
Based and 'all women are whores' pilled.
>>76382171
Nobody thought that was jacked you stupid retard, just typical butch lesbian.

wheyfu sunset dreams

>>76384266
She does look like a man. Especially in the face. Her skull is just dudelike.

>>76380129
Whats her nameeeee

>>76384309
you wish, faggot

>>76384392
>you wish she looks like a man
??????

Even a fucking walled shitskin like AOC with ogre genetics has less manly bone structure than that bitch. Horse face is horse faced, but that bitch 100% has a dude skull.

>>76384423
For comparison with the walled ogre genetics AOC.

>>76361700 (OP)
>>76361883
Looks like a horse arse, that clit gonna dangle from all those roids

Having a muscular gf is a retarded idea. Your animal instincts will see her as an enemy you need to subdue, meaning you'll likely be more aggressive and constantly wanna choke or beat her blue. Better to have a petite gf who needs your protection and you consider fragile.

>>76382171
>This was considered a jacked female in the 80s

>>76367349
Not even a little bit. She has bult her legs and glutes as much as she can and they've grown a lot. Just not as much. My whole point is that a little bit of muscle on a lean feminine woman looks and feels great.

>>76367099
perfection

>>76376047

based chinese lady back enjoyer

>>76384641
braaaaap

>>76361700 (OP)

i believe in Asian Wheyfu Supremacy.

>>76363808
It’s just air between those thighs, anon.

>>76385936
imagine the PLAP

>>76386074

legendary galbi gains

>>76386443

i know how i wanna die...

>>76382921
Yes, SHE is.

>>76386467

<3

>>76375666
I genuinely hope you get a serious neurological disease like Parkinson's or ALS.
Then I hope you get cancer.
Then I hope you family dies in a fiery traffic accident coming to visit you in the hospital.
Then I hope the hospital has a fire and they forget you and the sprinklers fail and you slowly burn to death in your bed from the feet up.

>>76386883
And may these trips bring it to pass.

>>76386888
Uuuhhhhhhh

>>76361700 (OP)
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>76386467
>>76386478
mirin shoulders

Damn, I wish I had horselegged wheyfu gf.

>>76361700 (OP)
who

>>76384431
brehs…

>>76387952
100% intentional.

>>76361700 (OP)
>>76370415
These are the same person, Bakhar Nabieva. She's got lewds available for free online

>>76388288
She walks like shit. You can clearly see going toe-in. For a person her age is either a spine problem or femur or tibia internal rotation.

>>76387952
That demon has some beautiful knockers

>200 replies
>no patti
I'm proud of you guys.

Perfection, other than her being a leftoid brainlet

Unfortunately, it is with great regret I inform you that tomboys have been cancelled.

>>76389341
>>76389654
OF handle?

>>76389999
She did nudes before she started lifting, no nudes since sadly.
All her stuff is found under amberthevalkyrie

>>76390149
>>76390149
>>76361700 (OP)

bow down, westerners.

>>76389654
hot leftist chicks are god's gift to planet earth

>>76389341
>Perfection, except the mental illness that makes her do hideous shit to her body

>lose weight
>getting fit
>becoming attracted to varbies & wheyfus
is this normal or some kind of psyop

>>76391284
It’s a psyop. Soon enough you’ll be getting pegged in the ass

>>76391306
man it's always something

>>76391284
cfuel psyop, since they only like small, effeminate Asian males

>>76377661
Tfw no muscle chick gf to bully and call each other fuckin dorks with

>>76361700 (OP)
>Get colossally hard at women with bodies like the ones in this thread
>Can only ever get attention from fatties or normals even though I’m tall, fit, and attractive
Fuck this gay earth

>>76370867
Nice work anon, happy for you

Im a varbie with a penis

>>76386888
Checked, Bototo shizo in shambles

>>76392508
I wish more trannies musclemaxxed. It's easy with the underlying structure

>>76392508
That's just a regular roider dude.

someone post that jewish broad with the massive core. Looks like a crossfitter with a pretty israeli face

>>76393088
forgot her name help me

>>76392508
you're a varbus

>>76392896
I'm musclemaxxing but quitting 'mones

>>76394309
>I'm musclemaxxing but quitting 'mones
If you're naturally feminine in presentration/personality but looking to present more male and want to see someone who does that well, check out @itsrezlo on Instagram

Neotenous face and soft vibe yet he mogs me

>>76394864
No, that dude looks like a dude, acting like a fruitcake isn't an excuse, or a positive.

>>76394888
Feminine men who accept that they're men are better than narcissists who demand to be called she/her despite having stubble and a Norwood 4.

Some guys are just going to be gender nonconforming and there are some ways of doing it that are healthier than others.

>>76389654
Looks my ex lol she is fitnes trainer all tattoed up now,mentally ill girl but she was good to me

>>76394901
>gender nonconforming
KYS.

>>76368106
Hell yeah bro.
All a female needs to do is not get fat and do minimal calisthenics. Not be a flabby fatass ratchet.
That's it.
Absolute beauty esthetic achievement unlocked.

>>76363980
>>Her inner hamstrings l
>adductors bot, it's squatting resulting condition
and:
>>76375677
>https://youtu.be/eqrFX51yp68?t=229 [Embed]
>these monstrosities are sooooo sexy right bot?
>adductors and vastus lateralis - your bubble thighs is result of squatting:
>>>76363980


so what u're gonna get from this thread:
horse "cunt" is adductors
overgrown from squatting

>>76393088
Her? I don't her name either.