>be me
>Have a /fit/ gf
>We go to the gym together and kiss in front of everyone
>I can now look at everyone's dicks in the showers without them thinking I'm a fag

>>76365149 (OP)
If you’re not a fag, why do you stare at dicks?

>>76365844
>I'm visually and emotionally stimulated by my gf
>I'm also visually stimulated by seeing attractive people I know in real life naked

>>76365149 (OP)
>>76365887
nigga you gay

>>76365887
Smell like faggot behavior

>>76365887
My fren, you are a flaming homo.

>>76365149 (OP)
So hot. I would say youre straight and not even bisexual

>>76365149 (OP)
>people ask why i'm so fit and young looking
>tell them I lift weights and do keto

>actually just ride my bicycle daily, get sunshine, drink a lot of water, and eat moderate carbs
>mfw haven't lifted a weight in decades, pure calisthetics