What's your excuse? That you're not "muscular enough"?

My gf is coming over later and i will request that she sits on my face post haste

why is he still alive /fit/
why are there young men dying at 30 from obesity and this retard keeps on

>>76365907
>everyone on /biz/ is a crypto millionaire
>everyone on /fit/ is muscular with a hot girlfriend
>everyone on /o/ has an expensive sports car
>everyone on /pol/ knows the truth about world politics

If 4chan is so full of elite human capital, why is it known for being filled with dejected unfuckable freaks?

>>76365908
He mogs you. You will never be as popular as him. You'll never have a virgin teenage girlfriend in your fifties. You'll be forgotten ten times sooner after you die. Lifting weights won't fix this.

>>76365919
I never said i wasnt ugly and short. If you cant get laid it has as much to do with your personality.

>>76365919
cool but I mog you because I'm not some cuck idolizing another man

>>76365919
calm down boogie
go make some videos you narcissistic victim blob
dubs and...

im not jealous when i see a hideous man with a girl i feel sorry for them both i actively do whatever i can to be unlike u

>>76365972
hes not ugly tbf. just more of an elephant than a man

>>76365898 (OP)
>no tits
>no ass
>retarded tattoos
>megamind head
You're trying to gaslight me so hard

>>76365980
he has a cute face sorta but he's pretty yikes in every other way

>>76365985
isn't some pussy better than no pussy tho?

>>76366011
This just exposes your desperation.
Unless a woman clears a certain bar, I will keep to the hand, even if her's was the last hole on Earth.

>>76365898 (OP)
>What's your excuse?
Sincerity

>>76366047
This is a cope if you arent actively going on dates
>bro im just homding out for that 9/10 even though im an objective 5.

>>76366065
>I'll just make up a scenario that'll make me feel less pathetic about my neediness
Develop standards. Don't be a simp.

>>76366086
Making an educated guess based on my environment. My kind of places do you like to go to for first dates? Restaurants? How do you meet these girls?

>>76366065
Dude you were literally saying 1/10 is better than nothing. This is the reason why so many women think they're hot shit, every woman above average has loads of options when it comes to sex. They think they can get any man they want because they conflate their worth with how desperate people like you are willing to stick your dick into something resembling a woman

>>76366092
>Have standards
>Haha, you are delusional, and probably incel
Female moment

>>76366097
>this skinny, kinky 19yo with issues is a 1/10, same as Gorlock
Kek thread full of sour grapes

Serious question, if the blackpill is real, how can Boogie1488 get teenage pussy in a stable relationship?

>>76366109
Here's a quote from you (a stupid nigger)
"Isn't some pussy better than no pussy tho?". You weren't talking about her, you were talking about pussy in general

>>76366117
Also Gorlock doesn't even have a pussy

>>76366115
Boogie has fame, it supports the blackpill

>>76366117
I'm not this anon you drooling retard.

I've had GFs and I'm not fat

Checkmate

>>76366130
I'm his GF and also his mom and he is morbidly obese

>>76366126
The blackpil says that looks are the only thing that matters, and boogie is morbidly obese, has lost all his teeth, and he's utterly dysgenic.

Fame making you attractive is clear red pill, it's what Tate preaches.

>>76366137
Ah I guess you're right, I forgot how stupid blackpill is

>>76365898 (OP)
How can someone else like me, when I don't even like myself.

>>76366150
I don't think Boogie likes himself very much. Any other excuse?

>>76366107
>avoiding the question

>>76366155
I don't accept that, he's one of the most narcissistic person on the internet

>>76366115
Monthly cash payments to prostitute gf. This on top of free rent, free food, etc

>>76366160
>Keep giving me attention!
You really ARE female, aren't you

>>76366161
If Boogie can like himself, why can't you? I mean what great crime did you commit?

>>76366163
I would accept this if he was a rich NFL player getting fleeced by a Miami whore. Instead, he's a broke fat retard. And I doubt she's smart enough to have a plan for fleecing him.

>>76366065
it is pretty reasonable to not waste your time on someone you aren't attracted to

>>76366011
Sure but at that point just fuck prostitutes instead of having to take care of a child

>>76366166
Youre literally trolling me for attention knowing you never go on dates and larp that youre waiting on high class ass and cannot engage on the topic of dating culture.

>>76366150
Are you retarded? Not a single woman alive no matter the age likes herself. The constant need for validation, the thirst for attention, the copious amount of makeup and clothes they buy. Every aspect of their life revolves around being liked because they dont like themselves for being MASSIVE WHORES.

>>76366199
Ok? I'm not a woman, how does that apply to me?

>>76366178
No crimes, just can't find a reason to

>>76365898 (OP)
>That you're not "muscular enough"?
Yes.

>>76366210
You better be a teenager, a molested faggot or one of these Pakistanis that self-flaggelate on their demonic god's birthday. This isn't a White man's attitude. You have free will, remember?

>>76366207
Liking yourself isnt a requirement, fuck tard. Acquire reading comprehension, poojeet faggot.

>>76366237
I doubt you like yourself

>>76366226
None of those things actually, but I'm not white either so ...

>>76366254

>>76366269
I like you though, if that makes you feel better

>>76366192
(You)

>>76365898 (OP)
My standards are higher than Boogie2988's.

>>76366222

>>76366433
Shit, I just got amused by an AI response
its joever

>>76365919
it’s all cope. the chances of being attractive with a hot gf is astronomically low. they just need to believe it so they sell an idealized version of themselves to improve their confidence and self-esteem. men with lower perceived "mate value" often engage in overcompensation, driven by insecurity or a need for external validation, to signal desirability in hyper-competitive environments. conversely, confident or attractive men, secure in their social standing, have less need to broadcast their desirability, as their value is already reinforced through real-world interactions or subtler cues.

>>76365898 (OP)
I don't know where to meet people.
I'm going back to school, but all the classes I need are either online or at a smaller campus at night.
I might have one class in person. In a month I went from 10 to 5 on a wait list and there's still another month until it starts.

>>76365898 (OP)
im not a fat lolcow joke online

>>76366433
which AI is this?

>>76366011
probably the case for dogs like you, yes

>>76365898 (OP)
she looks completely repulsive, so I guess that's the excuse.

>>76365919
>why is it known for being filled with dejected unfuckable freaks?
because we say the nigger word so redditors come up with stories in their heads about how we're all losers who live in their mother's basements and have never had sex since there are apparently no successful racists even though all the massive corporations and police supposedly are.

My mother keeps asking me whether I’m gay because I’ve never had a gf or talked to her about any interest in girls.
I’m actually an ultra gooner but act pretty much asexual around my parents because they raised me very religiously, never showed affection towards each other, and made me uncomfortable with expressing any intimate desires around them. We don’t even say “I love you” to each other lol no shit I’m not gonna talk to you about girls. Pisses me off when it’s their fault for not cultivating an environment where I’d be comfortable talking to them with that sort of thing. Even if I got one I would do my best to conceal the fact lol. Been acting this way so long that I find the feeling of crushing on someone unnatural and something that needs to be suppressed and corrected
Oh and to answer the question i just don’t have a gf bc I’m short, have an ugly face, and have poor social skills. One or two of these traits are passable but all 3 makes things pretty difficult

>>76365919
Imagine being this upset about being a loser.

>>76366011
>>76366065
You are unironically an incel.

>>76367322