Thread 76366594

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Anonymous 7/12/2025, 12:08:06 AM No.76366594 >>76366713 >>76367276 >>76367335 >>76367390 >>76367439 >>76367612 >>76367707 >>76367898 >>76367917 >>76368045 >>76368218 >>76368347 >>76368928 >>76369162 >>76370148 >>76370868 >>76371433 >>76373750

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>making protein shake
>drop it
>it gets stuck on the cabinet handle
>makes a mess everywhere
now i dont even feel like going to the gym

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 12:33:35 AM No.76366695 >>76366700

Why is it so clumpy

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 12:34:41 AM No.76366700

>>76366695
You don't put cottage cheese in your protein shakes?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 12:37:31 AM No.76366713

>>76366594 (OP)
Just mix whey and water you fucking pussy
Actually don't go to the gym I don't need more basedboys like you taking up equipment time

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:53:33 AM No.76367276

>>76366594 (OP)
how the fuck does it get stuck like that kek

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 4:25:48 AM No.76367335 >>76372634

>>76366594 (OP)
You were fucking your protein shake

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 4:28:12 AM No.76367338

you fucked the raw chicken didn't you
you did

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 5:00:54 AM No.76367390

>>76366594 (OP)
>penis emoji towel

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 5:32:31 AM No.76367439

>>76366594 (OP)
i’ve been looking for a way to setup my fleshlight so i can fuck it standing up and here you are complaining

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:17:58 AM No.76367612

>>76366594 (OP)
what are you using instead of water or milk? is that ice cream? is that curdled greek yogurt?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:23:31 AM No.76367619

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:28:32 AM No.76367629

Did they?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:19:18 AM No.76367691

My family and I sends our condolences

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:31:39 AM No.76367707

>>76366594 (OP)
I'm horny now.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 9:32:08 AM No.76367823

Good. Now you can eat real food and make gains. Ask Nonna for a pasticcio.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:16:14 AM No.76367898

>>76366594 (OP)
you were fucking it weren't you

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:18:24 AM No.76367903

idk what you were making but that isn't a shake. grab a towel and clean it you dumbass

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:23:15 AM No.76367917

>>76366594 (OP)
that eggplant potholder is lookin' pretty sus, OP.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:31:52 AM No.76368045

>>76366594 (OP)
"my DIY pocket pussy popped, oh, uh, I mean m-my protein fell on the cabinet"

Stfu faggot, lick it up.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:35:17 AM No.76368050

test

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:40:56 AM No.76368060 >>76368061

Imagine fucking your bros protien shake and putting it back and he unknowingly drinks it and then has a REALLY good workout wwyd?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:42:07 AM No.76368061

>>76368060
I'd do what any good friend does and keep fucking his shakes. Some of you might think it's gay but I aint no gains goblin.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 12:52:27 PM No.76368218

>>76366594 (OP)
all that precious protein wasted

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 1:40:39 PM No.76368347 >>76370151

>>76366594 (OP)
>i swear, mom!
>look i even posted it on /fit/
it's ok to admit you were curious. this level of cover just means you psychotic. i really feel sorry for that little girl somewhere out there whose face you make a lampshade out of someday.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 5:04:37 PM No.76368928

>>76366594 (OP)
Nice job you faggot retard. Do you even fucking lift? Can't grip a damn shake... maybe you should just stick to jogging pft hahaha

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 6:18:24 PM No.76369162

>>76366594 (OP)
Kinda thick, how much you puttin in there?
Imagine not having a magic bullet.
>>NGMI

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:31:56 PM No.76370141

you fucked it didnt you?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:32:50 PM No.76370148

>>76366594 (OP)
at least it didnt go under the appliances on the counter top

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:33:50 PM No.76370151

>>76368347
anon please. little girls arent meant to be made into lampshades. dont be silly

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:36:24 PM No.76370157

>make protein shake
>shaking the shit out of it
>top explodes off
>shake goes all over everything
>complain to blender bottle
>they send me two free ones

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 3:51:19 AM No.76370868

>>76366594 (OP)
I am demoralized.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 9:15:07 AM No.76371429

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GOOD

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 9:17:28 AM No.76371433

>>76366594 (OP)
get on your knees and eat it like that...

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 5:38:59 PM No.76372634

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>>76367335
>You were fucking your protein shake

Men's minds.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 10:38:53 PM No.76373725

Just leave it and clean it up next morning.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 10:48:48 PM No.76373750

>>76366594 (OP)
50 Shades of Grey; The Kitchen.