>making protein shake
>drop it
>it gets stuck on the cabinet handle
>makes a mess everywhere
now i dont even feel like going to the gym

Why is it so clumpy

>>76366695
You don't put cottage cheese in your protein shakes?

>>76366594 (OP)
Just mix whey and water you fucking pussy
Actually don't go to the gym I don't need more basedboys like you taking up equipment time

>>76366594 (OP)
how the fuck does it get stuck like that kek

>>76366594 (OP)
You were fucking your protein shake

you fucked the raw chicken didn't you
you did

>>76366594 (OP)
>penis emoji towel

>>76366594 (OP)
i’ve been looking for a way to setup my fleshlight so i can fuck it standing up and here you are complaining

>>76366594 (OP)
what are you using instead of water or milk? is that ice cream? is that curdled greek yogurt?

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

Did they?

My family and I sends our condolences

>>76366594 (OP)
I'm horny now.

Good. Now you can eat real food and make gains. Ask Nonna for a pasticcio.

>>76366594 (OP)
you were fucking it weren't you

idk what you were making but that isn't a shake. grab a towel and clean it you dumbass

>>76366594 (OP)
that eggplant potholder is lookin' pretty sus, OP.

>>76366594 (OP)
"my DIY pocket pussy popped, oh, uh, I mean m-my protein fell on the cabinet"

Stfu faggot, lick it up.

test

Imagine fucking your bros protien shake and putting it back and he unknowingly drinks it and then has a REALLY good workout wwyd?

>>76368060
I'd do what any good friend does and keep fucking his shakes. Some of you might think it's gay but I aint no gains goblin.

>>76366594 (OP)
all that precious protein wasted

>>76366594 (OP)
>i swear, mom!
>look i even posted it on /fit/
it's ok to admit you were curious. this level of cover just means you psychotic. i really feel sorry for that little girl somewhere out there whose face you make a lampshade out of someday.

>>76366594 (OP)
Nice job you faggot retard. Do you even fucking lift? Can't grip a damn shake... maybe you should just stick to jogging pft hahaha

>>76366594 (OP)
Kinda thick, how much you puttin in there?
Imagine not having a magic bullet.
>>NGMI

you fucked it didnt you?

>>76366594 (OP)
at least it didnt go under the appliances on the counter top

>>76368347
anon please. little girls arent meant to be made into lampshades. dont be silly

>make protein shake
>shaking the shit out of it
>top explodes off
>shake goes all over everything
>complain to blender bottle
>they send me two free ones

>>76366594 (OP)
I am demoralized.

GOOD

>>76366594 (OP)
get on your knees and eat it like that...

>>76367335
>You were fucking your protein shake

Men's minds.

Just leave it and clean it up next morning.

>>76366594 (OP)
50 Shades of Grey; The Kitchen.