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Anonymous No.76366594 >>76366713 >>76367276 >>76367335 >>76367390 >>76367439 >>76367612 >>76367707 >>76367898 >>76367917 >>76368045 >>76368218 >>76368347 >>76368928 >>76369162 >>76370148 >>76370868 >>76371433 >>76373750
>making protein shake
>drop it
>it gets stuck on the cabinet handle
>makes a mess everywhere
now i dont even feel like going to the gym
Anonymous No.76366695 >>76366700
Why is it so clumpy
Anonymous No.76366700
>>76366695
You don't put cottage cheese in your protein shakes?
Anonymous No.76366713
>>76366594 (OP)
Just mix whey and water you fucking pussy
Actually don't go to the gym I don't need more basedboys like you taking up equipment time
Anonymous No.76367276
>>76366594 (OP)
how the fuck does it get stuck like that kek
Anonymous No.76367335 >>76372634
>>76366594 (OP)
You were fucking your protein shake
Anonymous No.76367338
you fucked the raw chicken didn't you
you did
Anonymous No.76367390
>>76366594 (OP)
>penis emoji towel
Anonymous No.76367439
>>76366594 (OP)
i’ve been looking for a way to setup my fleshlight so i can fuck it standing up and here you are complaining
Anonymous No.76367612
>>76366594 (OP)
what are you using instead of water or milk? is that ice cream? is that curdled greek yogurt?
Anonymous No.76367619
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Anonymous No.76367629
Did they?
Anonymous No.76367691
My family and I sends our condolences
Anonymous No.76367707
>>76366594 (OP)
I'm horny now.
Anonymous No.76367823
Good. Now you can eat real food and make gains. Ask Nonna for a pasticcio.
Anonymous No.76367898
>>76366594 (OP)
you were fucking it weren't you
Anonymous No.76367903
idk what you were making but that isn't a shake. grab a towel and clean it you dumbass
Anonymous No.76367917
>>76366594 (OP)
that eggplant potholder is lookin' pretty sus, OP.
Anonymous No.76368045
>>76366594 (OP)
"my DIY pocket pussy popped, oh, uh, I mean m-my protein fell on the cabinet"

Stfu faggot, lick it up.
Anonymous No.76368050
test
Anonymous No.76368060 >>76368061
Imagine fucking your bros protien shake and putting it back and he unknowingly drinks it and then has a REALLY good workout wwyd?
Anonymous No.76368061
>>76368060
I'd do what any good friend does and keep fucking his shakes. Some of you might think it's gay but I aint no gains goblin.
Anonymous No.76368218
>>76366594 (OP)
all that precious protein wasted
Anonymous No.76368347 >>76370151
>>76366594 (OP)
>i swear, mom!
>look i even posted it on /fit/
it's ok to admit you were curious. this level of cover just means you psychotic. i really feel sorry for that little girl somewhere out there whose face you make a lampshade out of someday.
Anonymous No.76368928
>>76366594 (OP)
Nice job you faggot retard. Do you even fucking lift? Can't grip a damn shake... maybe you should just stick to jogging pft hahaha
Anonymous No.76369162
>>76366594 (OP)
Kinda thick, how much you puttin in there?
Imagine not having a magic bullet.
>>NGMI
Anonymous No.76370141
you fucked it didnt you?
Anonymous No.76370148
>>76366594 (OP)
at least it didnt go under the appliances on the counter top
Anonymous No.76370151
>>76368347
anon please. little girls arent meant to be made into lampshades. dont be silly
Anonymous No.76370157
>make protein shake
>shaking the shit out of it
>top explodes off
>shake goes all over everything
>complain to blender bottle
>they send me two free ones
Anonymous No.76370868
>>76366594 (OP)
I am demoralized.
Anonymous No.76371429
GOOD
Anonymous No.76371433
>>76366594 (OP)
get on your knees and eat it like that...
Anonymous No.76372634
>>76367335
>You were fucking your protein shake

Men's minds.
Anonymous No.76373725
Just leave it and clean it up next morning.
Anonymous No.76373750
>>76366594 (OP)
50 Shades of Grey; The Kitchen.