Thread 76367872

Is there any fix or am I cooked? I used to goon to porn 5 times a day but I've cut it back to once or twice a week and maybe an edging session too, will this help?
I have a date next week and want a working dick

nah you’re fucked mate. better turn the lights off and bring a cucumber with you

That’s quite presumptuous of you to believe your date will end in sex

I have two gooner deathgrip lifehacks for you.
1 - jerk off with a condom exclusively til the date. This also helps with staying hard when putting on a condom for the real deal
2 - buy a pocket pussy & lube and use that exclusively til the date, can combine with 1 for better sensitivity adjustment
I would encourage you to try take a tolerance break on the porno if this works out with the girl but I understand that is not the task at hand right now

>>76367872 (OP)
are you retarded
just stop gooning
if you really really really really need to and all you can think of is pussy (hoping it's just vanilla shit and you are not gay or something) just go take a shower, bust one out quickly and go on with your day like a normal human that can think straight
otherwise if you have time in the day to goon/edge or fap in general you are probably just not doing anything during the day
why are you even watching porn in the first place? all my father had is magazines for adults with naked and half naked bitches flashing tits, that's all he had to work with, we on the other hand have had pretty much all fetishes we might desider at our fingertips in industrial quantity, watching someone else fuck a whore is just cucked gay shit

>>76367872 (OP)
One day I went really hard on the elliptical for like 10 minutes, averaging 171 bpm, and pushing into the 180 range by the end.
That night, my cock was wayyy fucking harder than usual. Shit was cash money.
In the long term, look into Angion Methods. Basically it's a bunch of exercises to get more blood into your cock.

>>76367872 (OP)
Stop masturbating start fucking hookers

>>76367872 (OP)
>I used to take heroin 5 days a week, now I only do 2, am I good?

Sorry mate, you are a porn addict, I’m
Not being sarcastic, I really feel bad for you, it sucks.
There isn’t an exact science for overcoming it, but I’ll tell you what worked for me
You have to go nofap for 30 days, then you can fap using imagination only, don’t watch porn anymore.

When you are first trying to get clean, the big days to watch for are the third day of nofap, and the 13-14th day of nofap, that’s when you will really start to get the itch. Stay strong those days and you will
Find it’s a lot easier.

Good luck.

>>76367872 (OP)
You don't have to cut porn and masturbation completely. But the porn can't be weird extreme stuff, like stick to r/gonewild or amateur regular couples on pornhub. Keep frequency to a couple times a week, not within a day or two of seeing a lady irl. And the big one is using a looser grip while jerking off, be mindful of how hard you grip, you might have trouble finishing but you can try again another day when you're hornier. All this is to basically make sure you're not used to stimulus that won't occur during actual sex.

Also quit the edging sessions, those are total cope and turn into full orgasms or lets yourself look at way more porn.

>>76368598
Oh also the porn advice only works if you're good looking and can get good looking women. If you're ugly and can only get < 6/10 women you have to be more careful to not overstimulate yourself with women you'll never get or you'll always be disappointed. That includes women on social media

dude I watch porn maybe once a week and I can feel it drain my life energy just with that

>>76368607
kek get a load of this virgin thinking he can bang 7/10s + but still has masturbatory problems

>>76368639
Yo, I’m pulling straight 9s and 10s like it’s nothing. Ditching the hand stuff has turned me into a total beast. Women can’t resist the raw vibe I’m giving off since I quit porn and went full NoFap. If you’re jealous just say that.

>>76368598
>You don't have to cut porn and masturbation completely.
Yes you do. It isn’t good for you in literally any way. You sound like a classic junkie coping “wellll I don’t have to stop completely”. In fact, doing it periodically can be just as bad or even worse than habitually. There’s a whole chapter on easypeasy that explains it.

>>76368657
Shut the fuck up pussy. I consistently bang hot chicks ever since quitting
porn. Not like you can relate to that. I’m giving life changing advice and you choose to try and come at me like that?

>>76368673
Tough guy fucking tons of hot chicks on 4chan. Never seen that before. Can’t wait for you summer fags to go back to high school in the fall. Feel free to prove me wrong. Spoiler alert: you won’t.

>>76368598
>stop drinking to the point you can't function at all, here are some tips to reduce it to the point at which you are a functional alcoholic!

>>76368639
>>76368657
>>76368774

^^ Literal gay cult niggers
OP asked about having a working dick. You can absolutely have a working dick while still jerking off to porn if it's moderated, there is no debate on that but you'll deny it because it conflicts with your cult.

>>76368639
Again just not true, majority of men jerk off once a week or more, they're not all banging uglies. My gf is 21, 5'6, 112 pounds with D cups, I used to have trouble finishing with her but after moderating my porn and masturbation now I can cum between 3-30 minutes depending on what I want. Majority of men will never get an actually attractive gf like they see in porn, maybe those men(you guys) should do nofap idk.

>>76368774
Because there's nobody on earth that can have a drink or two a week and be fine right?

Fucking retard cultists

>>76368837
yeah but i bet you won’t proof larping retard. if you posted your gf we’d all laugh at you. can’t wait for your next response

>>76368855
Me and my gf. Now what do you have to say?

>>76368855
If I posted proof you'd cope and seethe, saying "her knees are knobbly and her hips have a 2mm asymmetry" like a pathetic porn addict. Shut the fuck up

>>76368865
>>76368860
holy shit you and your gf are ugly lmao

>>76368860
arggg I’m dating a man matey

>>76368867
The two replies are obviously not both me, one is saying they won't post and the other is. And they're less than a minute apart, impossible for one person to post that close together.

That lady is probably a 5.5-6/10 and the best most of you niggers could hope for.

>>76368879
big talk for a larpig incel lmao pussy!

>>76367872 (OP)
Stop jacking off and do some cardio if you aren't already. It fucks up your dopamine supply and psychologically conditions you to only get off looking at porn and not average women/men.

>>76367872 (OP)
Not enough time to recover.
You need at least 3 months and dopamine reset.
You need to go 3 months without internet

>>76368882
Bro any gf is 21 with double D’s weighing 112 lbs trust me bro she’s fine as fuck I cum between 3-30 minutes depending on what I want

Just take Cialis retard

>>76367872 (OP)
I have a crippling scat porn addiction

>>76368879
What do you get out of this? If you showed your proof of your gf we’d all laugh at you. Quit trying to flex like you’re a Chad.

>>76368860
Casting her in the last of us ruined the show

>>76368898
>>76368882
>>76368934

I'm happy you're all so envious of me, keep denying yourself like an puritan 19th century religious nut while you don't even have a wife or gf to nut in.

>>76368912
Honestly yeah do that until you've got your shit under control, no shame in it and it'll help you get more used to actual sex. Use a low dose and then ween yourself off.

>>76368860
You‘re a wholesome couple but it’s cringe as a man of your age to be fighting with incels here.
I bet your girl wouldn’t like you posting her face here. God bless you, now fuck off.

>>76367872 (OP)
>>76368450
Cardio does work wonders. Stuff like sprints or burpees (recommended by the Angion guy) are the best.
But there's no way around quitting pornography and masturbation. Even if you do retain your nut, the mere act of stimulating yourself will desensitize you a lot and prevent you from truly hard erections.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyeRvoZX9jc

If you stop touching it completely other than to clean it, to piss, or to use it with a girl, that's when you get the really, really hard erections.
No porn and absolutely zero stimulation unless it's a real-world sex scenario. That's how you get the rock hard erections.

>>76368495
Oh hey, I watched the movie, where the screenshot is from, yesterday

>>76368916
Fucking Kek. I hope you have a great day

>>76368952
Fucking kek. I hope you have a great day

>>76369095
>>76368450
angion sounds like a retarded troll but it's amazing. I lost sensitivity in my dick from the pharma jew but it mostly came back within like 2 weeks of doing angion 1

>>76369806
i’m scared to fuck with a condom on

>>76369814
Cuz you might not make it?

>>76370382
exactly

>>76367872 (OP)
Start with completely cutting porn from your life

>>76367872 (OP)
the more you use your dick the better it performs. regular trainings
biggest issue is when you train yourself to cum in a specific way that does not translate to sex. having sex cures it, nothing else really will prepare you
nofap retards have way more issues with penis health than gooners

>>76369814
People that can fuck with a condom on are weird to me honestly. Like they must be premature ejaculators without the condom.

>>76367872 (OP)
No proof porn induces ED. Just christian puritanical bullshit. What actually gives you ED is being unfit and not doing cardio

>>76370651
It depends. It is not a problem when you watch some random run of the mill porn, where two or three good looking people are fucking now and then and you have regular sex with women some other time. It becomes a problem when your only outlet is masturbation and you need porn for that Even worse if you are doing it multiple times a day like OP or become desentisized to normal porn and need more extreme kinks. Then you train your brain to only get off to this shit on the screen.
I know what I am talking about. I have been there and it was hard as fuck to fix.

It will go away once you have watched all the porn you like to watch. I have seen almost everything I would like to see at this point. Nothing else to watch.

>>76367872 (OP)
Its over, pass me her address so she came be fuck by a real man aka me.

once a day is still too much. switch the word porn to heroin and ask yourself if thats a good amount. stop masturbating and looking at porn and get some dick pills ASAP and you may stand a chance.

>>76370548
yeah i’m more worried about not cumming at all if i wear a condom. haven’t worn one in a decade

>>76367872 (OP)
Stop gooning, stop edging and stop watching porn you retard, it can take months to recover from. Seek Christ.

>>76368673
You are spiritually homosexual for pumping and dumping.

>>76368495
Why feel bad for a porn addict? You reap what you sow

>>76368598
Pornhub is owned by a jewish rabbi who is a lawyer and has worked on several cases to reduce the sentences of pedophiles. Pornhub also had underage and rape videos uploaded.

If you watch Pornhub you are no better the Epsteins clients. Owen Benjamin talks about this.

>>76368639
Lust fades but you can only love virtue.

I hope you guys are all over 50. I am 34 and never had a problem getting it hard/cumming multiple times. Must be my greek chad genes idk. I can fuck my gf 4 times and jerk off another bunch of times later

>>76373096
Oh yeah? And guess who your girlfriend is fucking when you’re not around lol

>>76373180
She is 16 and she loves me, cuckhold fetishist

>>76373180
Is it apu?

>>76373200
Judging by your greek chad genes is likelier that your boyfriend is 16

>>76373254
Some boys are cute. Wouldn't fuck them but I'm confident enough about my heterosexuality to recognize that. Your low t germoid-latino genetics can't quite grasp it

>>76373270
>I'm confident enough about my heterosexuality
nta you are replying to, but that phrase is just faggot talk for "I haven't come out of the closet yet, but at some point will suck a cock"

>>76373356
i’m a male feminist and sometimes okay with butt play because i support the lgbtq+

>>76373356
No I don't stress about it because I never got hard at the sight or thought of a man

>>76373692
but what about trannies?

>>76367872 (OP)
Stop posting about your penis. Stop posting about touching your penis. Stop posting about not touching your penis. Stop posting about what you do or don't touch your penis to. Stop posting about who you want to touch with your penis. Stop posting about your penis, balls, jizz, masturbating, or any other object or topic related to your penis.

>>76374419
Weirdo