>been doing lots of carpentry shit renovating a kitchen
>standing, kneeling, standing and lifting awkwardly shaped shit 12-14 hours a day
>pretty bad hip pain that I feel in my left nut because that's where you feel it for some reason
>call the GP she says she can prescribe painkilers if I want
>don't wanna do that, start doing hip stretches before bed
>works for a few minutes and no pain while I'm stretched but it does come back quick
>sudden urge to crack my toes
>reach down and pull on left pinky toe, feels stuck
>pull harder
>sudden painful crack
>hip pain gone instantly
Might as well go and get your fucking chakras realigned if you have anything other then an open wound or a broken bone doctors are fucking useless for every day shit

>>76374084 (OP)
Anyone on /fit/ have experience with those magical Chinese healing people? I feel like that type of shit is either gonna be on /x/ or /fit/ and I’d trust the latter slightly before the former

>>76374093
they just lube you up and jack off your willy

The only reason to go to doctors is to have access to whatever imaging devices they have, x-rays, mris, catscans etc

>>76374093
No, but I went to a medical massage place that my grandma was reccomended by a doctor and it really does work for leg/back pain, the trick is that it hurts really fucking bad, especially the calf massage, that shit burns and it really does feel like your calf is a big testicles that's getting stomped.

>white people
>"we should go to the doctor for painkillers"
never change

>>76374122
I didn't go for painkillers, that's just the only option she had to offer me, also for some reason women pop painkillers like candy so she probably thinks that's normal, I really only take painkillers if I have to do something and the pain is so bad it would stop me from doung that thing, I'm way too paranoid of stomach ulcers to take them frequently.

I have only ever had Egyptian GP's and my latest one is great. She just gives me anything I ask for.

I mean, which would you rather have, a doctor do a bunch of tests to figure out what's causing the pain, or just giving you painkillers? One costs a ton of money to you and fixes the issue, the other one your insurance company will agree to and make you pay less. Doctor's can't tell what causes pain if they don't look, and if they don't look they can't fix. Can be anything from cancer to a disk slip unless you actually check, and a prognosis without diagnosis just leads to more pain.

>>76374093
My sister went to some Appalachian mountain witch doctor who successfully prayed her warts away

>>76374084 (OP)
If this really happened, it was a freak circumstance.

>>76374316
It's all interconnected mann

>>76374122
>brown retard
>can't read

>>76374601
many such cases

Just tried this (I don't have hip pain) and now my toe is dislocated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You lied to me!

>>76374920
Duct tape

>roll my ankle
>hurts for like a week, isn't getting any better, can barely walk
>at some have some sort of autistic experience and impulsively slam my foot down as hard as possible
>pain instantly gone, doesn't come back, full strength in leg and foot again
>turns out my ankle was dislocated the whole time
I probably did some irreparable damage to my body doing that, but it was worth it.

>>76374084 (OP)
fascia is a pretty obscure medicine to be fair

a lot of people dont know it exists or dont think it matters

>>76374084 (OP)
that radiating hip pain you feel in your left nut is a hernia that you temporarily popped back in

>>76374979
sometimes I get ankle pain while walking and I just stomp my painful foot a few times and it goes away
I never get pain while running, only walking, then I stomp it and it goes away

>>76374084 (OP)
you know that scene from the Incredibles where Omnidroid is trying to rip Mr Incredible™ in half, but instead it fixes his back. That shit is real. I was fighting Muay Thai, got swept and it fucked my shoulder/arm up. Couldn't move it without severe pain, then I get swept again. Huge popping noise that everyone in the gym hears it and stops. I get up and everything is back to normal.

>>76374994
Wouldn't that be visible? I feel like if my guts were bulging out I would be able to tell.

>>76374084 (OP)
>Might as well go and get your fucking chakras realigned if you have anything other then an open wound or a broken bone doctors are fucking useless for every day shit
You are right, modern medicine isn't there yet at all with etheric healing practices, but its a crucial component to our health and wellbeing. They will try and commodify it somehow.

>>76374084 (OP)
>Doctors are a scam because I cracked my toe.
This board is so dead.

>>76375883
The whole site is just 'everything is a lie, except my magical thinking' now. It's amusing to an extent, but tiresome in the long term.

>>76375747
I get referred pain to my right testicle, when my SI-joint has an off day. In my case, I think it's just the nerve that supplies the pain signal to my brain is irritated somewhere else, but it's still registered as testicle pain.

There's also something called a sports/athletes hernia that's muscular in nature (n a real hernia), but can also cause testicle pain.

>>76374122
>brown people
>I must hunt this extremely rare species to extinction to make dick pills

>>76375883
Have you met doctors these days? They're like abused dogs that get spanked even when they do their job right.

>>76374084 (OP)
Hip stretches just temporarily help with hip pain. You are better off compressing your hip before doing stretches for longer lasting temporary help. Then the best solution is building better core and hip muscles which compression will help with.

>>76374311
doctors have hands, anon. why don't they use them?

>>76374093
I got a Chinese girl to suck my cock, not bad, just get her to brush her teeth first, it'll probably be her first time so you may have to help her.

>>76376015
Doctors don't want to touch a stranger's balls, for some reason. What the fuck did those wagies sign up for?

>>76375944
Checked, it's a combination of bots, shills, thirdies, and fools all spreading misinformation as their memetic legacy, a sad state

>>76376005
Thanks for not addressing the point at all.

>>76376030
I wish concubinage was still socially acceptable. I love my gf but I also want to lift a young southeast Asian girl out of poverty & have her be my maid & mouthpiece

>>76374084 (OP)
You might have hip osteoarthritis, it comes and goes in bouts, get a pelvic x-ray.

>>76374979
Ankle dislocation without maleolar fractures is a very rare occurance, it’s also almost impossible to walk on, and requires technique not just force to reduce, it’s also reduced with traction, not compression like “stomping” would have caused. You just had a sprained ankle.

>>76375086
You subluxated your shoulder and the pop was the humerus sliding into its socket

>>76374084 (OP)
In some places like South America or villages inside Europe there are people called hueseros (bones guys), curanderas (folk healers), witches or stuff like that know this stuff, somehow, doctors don't, weird

>>76374084 (OP)
Ironically OP needed an actual scam doctor chiropractor to fix his scam issue. If story is true, its very poetic

>>76376040
This. It's because a while back they did a study about how memes(not just funny pics but ideas) were being disseminated from here to other social media sites and by the time they get there normies treat them like accepted facts and shit.

>>76376299
Conquibines didn't go out of style because of social norms. People generally don't know what concubines are

>>76376386
>n places where there are no doctors, the doctors who don't exist don't know things

>>76374084 (OP)
my knees hurt and I visited maybe 12 doctors and none of them offere a solution.

I went to do a big ass poop and my pain went away.

>>76374084 (OP)
Yup.
>Went to doctor for a quad tear
>jump through a million hoops to get an ultrasound "we gotta xray it first even though you know it's not a bone that's broken, dont worry we will bill your insurance 5k :)"
>get prescribed gay PT
>doesn't work, minimal improvement over 3 months
>buy BPC-157 a chinamen brewed in his bathtub
>slam that shit into my quad and the pain is gone in a week and I'm able to squat lmao4plates again 2 months later.

thank you for reading my story ^____^

>>76376446
>BPC-157
how did you find out about this shit?

>>76374122
>brown
>zero reading comprehension
like clockwork

>>76376435
>Europe
>no doctors
lmao

>>76376802
>south America

>>76376857
It's just an example, in Europe it's or was at least a few years ago to have those kind of jobs around (not in the cities), it's similar to the meme of Chinese medicine but some are legit and know their stuff even if not regulated basednce shit, cope

>>76374084 (OP)
you go to doctors for specific illnesses/conditions/injuries that you already know or have a decent idea as to the cause and treatment. if you show up with some vague shit or a chronic illness they'll just toss pills and procedures at you or tell you to fuck off. i only ever starting getting things out of having doctors when i started doing actual research myself and showing up with writeups that cited sources. the one for my neurologist was 8 pages long.
you get a lot of respect from them and they actually treat you like a person and not cattle to be sent home to die.

>>76374113
This, it's incredible how shit modern medicine is and how long you have to wait to get anything done

It's almost like it's just a Jewish scam to bleed you of money forever rather than heal you

I once fell off my bicycle and onto my shoulder and it fixed shoulder pain I had been living with for years. 100% serious

>>76378460
I did that with this trigger finger shit I have, the guy just told me to keep doing stretches and get a wrist splint for sleep and if it doesn't go away in a fucking year I can come back.
That being said I do live in a country with a crumbling health care system so they do their absolute best to deny you medical treatment unless you really obviously need it, getting an appointment for a fucking ultrasound that would take 5 minutes is a monumental task over here.

>>76378287
Yeah, I don't really care

>>76374084 (OP)
Sounds to me like your body was assembled wrong back in the baby factory, bro

Well doctors would suggest a diet for my weight gain but I can just do manual labor and basically get paid to lose weight

>>76380659
So why don't you

>>76380661
I do, that’s why I said so

>>76380663
You said you can, not you do.

>>76380667
I can do

>>76380685
Word