Thread 76374499

Truly we live in an era of alchemical genius.
>32g carb, of which 28g is fiber
>10g protein
>6g fat
>tastes good

People under appreciate the effort that was needed to engineer foods this effective for dieting. What are your favorites?

>>76374499 (OP)
These things are based as fuck and only 70 cals.

I do meat and cheese rollups

i'm making 3 quesadillas with these right now, bakin in the air fryer gonna crisp up nice

>>76374499 (OP)
I love shoving whole packages of these down the bathroom toilets at grocery stores in poor neighbourhoods. It's a great way to stay in shape.

>>76374499 (OP)
i'm so confused about these things. i get that the net carbs are low, but either way carbs are still going thru your body. just because the fiber pushes it a bit doesn't undo what carbs are meant to do

>>76374499 (OP)
These things are king. I use them for my chicken wraps. Don't tell me about the cancer I'll get from them in 30 years

>>76374499 (OP)


These things are so kino. Can add some extra lean ground beef, rice and beans with some fat free cheese and I have a super healthy burrito

>>76374565
>I use them for my chicken wraps. Don't tell me about the cancer I'll get from them in 30 years
Tenderize your chicken with bromelain and papain; deranged fruit enzymes fuck crazy China G.I. tract cancers.

>>76374499 (OP)
>>76374503
>>76374514
>>76374565
>>76374592
You are all retarded can you not read ingredients lists? This shit is hyper processed slop that will give you cancer as sure as tick follows tock. If it comes in plastic, has more than 5 ingredients, or is made using shit you don’t have at home, it’s hyper processed slop.

Water, Modified Wheat Starch, Enriched Bleached Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Wheat Gluten, Vegetable Shortening (Interesterified and Hydrogenated Basedbean Oils), Wheat Gluten Isolate, Contains 2% or Less of: Salt, Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Cellulose Gum, Distilled Monoglycerides, Natural Flavor, Sucralose, Fumaric Acid, and Calcium Propionate and Sorbic Acid (to Maintain Freshness).

>>76374653
>>Water, Modified Wheat Starch, Enriched Bleached Flour, Wheat Gluten, Vegetable Shortening Wheat Gluten Isolate, Contains 2% or Less of: Salt, Baking Soda
I have all of these at home though
some of us like to bake

>>76374499 (OP)
I feel like these would fuck my shit up and I wouldnt be able to poop for a week.

>>76374653
>Basedbean oils
I had a nice chuckle about this, when the filter works for a situation it wasn't intended for it's even funnier

>>76374653
Literally all of that is good for you please fuck off you middle aged white woman who apparently can't comprehend more than 5 ingredients

>>76374676
You’re embarrassing yourself

>>76374653
>but m-m-muh cancer!
Never get in a car, faggot. You have a high chance of dying every single time you enter a vehicle. Paranoid little bitch.

>>76374719
>>76374676

lmao why is everyone fighting to the death for the shitty products of some Mexican multinational? Put down the cellulose gum and distilled monoglycerides (delicious btw) and go buy some fucking flour and olive oil you amerishart retards

>>76374768
Just shove calories in your body lol

>>76374768
>Dont eat it because of cancer!
>stop calling me a retard!
Kill yourself

>>76374499 (OP)
i love these things too, but they are fucking expensive in leafland, like $6 for 6 wraps

Is this whole thread just an unpaid advertisement for g0yslop? Something seems screwy

>>76374840
costco i pay that for 16
>>76374961
>tortillas are goyslop

>>76374499 (OP)
ok now post the ingredients label

>>76374676
cool go eat your crisco-sucralose-cellulose shake then

>>76374499 (OP)
Not bad, but I don't understand why any normal person would eat these regularly unless they were;
A) An obese fat fuck who decided to switch out all the garbage he loved with healthier pseudo garbage
B) A mentally ill bodybuilder cutting to single digit bodyfat %

I'm having tortillas today and apparently mine, regular ass store tortillas are just slightly worse. Can't get OP ones in my country. Similar lowcarb high protein ones available are not too impressive either.

Instead of eating two tortillas, just have one, simple as.

wow nice i just bought these today as a bogo deal

>>76374653
Based and truthpilled. Highly processed chuds are cell dividing and seething at this

>>76374503
>>76374499 (OP)
Eeeh, I wouldn't trust it to be 70 calories. The fiber is likely soluble, and while FDA guidelines state you can subtract fiber from carbs in reality soluble fiber is absorbed, albeit at a diminished rate, but you're still getting something from it rather than nothing like with insoluble fiber. So instead of 0 calories per gram you're likely getting ~2 per gram, more like 3 per gram if you're heating it up as cooking it will have with absorption, so think of them as 100~120 calories instead of 70 and you'll probably be closer to the truth.

>>76374653
Where does the protein come from?

>>76374503
Wait seriously 5 tacos is an appetizer, if i lift somewhere into 2000 caproes im hungry as shit.

>>76375429
Hypothetical vehan amino acid bullshut protein

>>76374653
The only suspect ingredient in that list is the vegetable shortening. That said, you're orders of magnitude more likely to get cancer from exhaust fumes and rubber dust from cars, pesticides and herbicides they spray on crops and all the forever chemicals, heavy metals and other industrial poisons that make its way into the air and drinking water. That's the price we pay for letting corporations run hog wild because of some delusional idea of 'freedom'. Freedom for whom? To do what? Is someone slaving for 80 hours a week for meager pay, no benefits, shit healthcare, living in a shit appartement, with shit neighbours, feeding their kids shitty food and sending them to a shitty inner city school free?

Nothing beats rolling a fatty and ramming up your shitter for that slow release protons oh yeah gapebros we stay winning

Fairlife protein shakes are expensive and probably not worth it but goddammit I'll pay extra for those macros and taste

>>76374655
Tell me about how you have digestion-resistant modified wheat starch at home, bro.

>>76375027
>pseudo-edible paper made of indigestible material is "food"

>>76374719
enjoy your cancer, faggot

>>76375887
>pseudo-edible
>flour is indigestible material

>>76375933
>You add an egg to brownie mix to make brownies.
>Therefore brownies are made of eggs.

>>76375933
There is a single teaspoon of flour in that entire tortilla just so you know.