Need honest opinions on wife's (35) physique

>>76379575 (OP)
do her dumps smell bad?

>>76379575 (OP)
Actually insane i dont get to sniff lick and suckle that asshole for 4 hours every day

>>76379575 (OP)
She's perfect. I love the cellulite

ffffffffffffffffuck I need a GF to cum in again

>>76379575 (OP)
How do you not just spend all day with your face planted up against an ass that thick if you're married to her? Never understood this about guy's with thick wives. I would be sexxing them and having my face sat on 24/7

>>76379575 (OP)
If that's really your wife, you should fuck her tonight.

>>76379613
Op here, im headed to gamestop for the weekly d n d sesh with the boys. tyrones looking after wifey tonight

>>76379575 (OP)
post enchanted forest frog shower curtains

>>76379575 (OP)
Could be better, could be worse. It will get worse if something doesn't change.
Also this is a retarded larp and you're a fucking faggot who jerks off to all comments.

>>76379630
you think so?

>>76379594
they try to but no matter how hot your woman's ass is at some point you'll want nothing more than getting away from her for a minute

>>76379575 (OP)
Man, not mushroom for improvement in that bathroom.

>>76379575 (OP)
BUILT for charcoal phallus

>>76379575 (OP)
very sexy

>>76379575 (OP)
>stubby legs and long torso
Unfortunate combination, but she can't change bad genetics like this. What she can change, however, is those flabby granny thighs. She has weak, loose skin that's prone to cellulite, which is terrible when paired with flab.

>>76379613
It's not. Op is a true spamming addict. It's the same guy as the twinkstalker.

>>76379575 (OP)
Why is underwear so small? I like the underwear japanese wear in porn, it has the little girl panties style. Maybe it is just reminiscent of my teens and seeing those more triangular bottoms on girls at the beach, something about the way the fabric looks like it is munching on their butt, the way they almost fist their ants fishing the wedgie out of their ass, plus the size made it more alluring when any skin was exposed, leaving more noticeable tan lines. The panties on OP's pic look like a headband with some floss. Call me a faggot but I want less exposed ass while wearing underwear. Ever gone through your sister's underwear piles? The first time you wonder, "what the fuck is all this tiny material shit?" then you hold it up and realize it has to be underwear because there sure is a lot of it but you never see her wearing it. My older sister wore granny panties around the house, younger sister, I'm not too sure but I can't recall having seen less revealing panties.
What was the question OP?
>wife
post marriage certificate

>>76379575 (OP)
reminds me of my ex except she was russian and 5'9"

>>76379575 (OP)