Thread 76385354

why do people still waste time lifting weights when anyone who trains combat sports can easily kick their ass?

>>76385354 (OP)
That guy reminds me of this one guy at my gym who comes in, does a one (!) hour bag workout, but never builds up a sweat because he only touches the bag and shuffles his feet around like a zombie. I hate that guy. He's always on the fucking bag and the only reason that's even possible is because he won't hit the fucking thing. He only touches the thing with his gloves.

>>76385354 (OP)
Man I cant IMAGINE what goes through this NPCs mind
He looks like he thinks he's actually training but I don't think he can actually have a coherent thought capable of self-awareness

Why do people still waste time training combat sports when anyone with a knife can easily kill them ?

>>76385354 (OP)
why do people still waste time training combat sports when anyone who owns a gun can easily kill their ass?

>>76385354 (OP)
Certain shit works better if youre big and slow but somehow the weight moves faster mr miyagi it doesnt take 8 years to be elite im not literally a retard.

>>76385354 (OP)
You call that training combat sports? He's not even throwing punches, more like pushing the bag.
Also I lift weights because I like it, faggot.

>>76385354 (OP)
On any given day, I pick things up much more frequently than I get into fights

>>76385354 (OP)
Because I’m not a violent nigger.

>>76385354 (OP)
Shitty bait to try to get valuable info from those who disagree. If you want to learn, ask nicely.

>>76385433
>some drunk grabs your gfs ass at the bar
So youre gonna shoot them?

>>76385424
yeah and that guy could probably whoop your ass lmao

>>76385432
>>76385463
He would lay your ass flat in seconds

why do people still waste time training combat sports when anyone with a knife can easily kill their ass?

Modern-day "MMA" and "combat sports" is just bread and circus for normie retards.

>>76385620
>throwing your life away for nothing
lmao

>>76385620
get a new video

>>76385656
get less terminally online

>>76385657
says someone who is also using 4chan

>>76385602
No, when I hit the bag the room shakes. And I sweat while I'm doing it.

On the other hand, I'm fairly confident you have such a limp wrist that you'll break a nail or something and have to leave the gym for an emergency manicure before your four-hour on-your-knees gloryhole session, you little cock gobbler. I'm not 100 percent on this, but you just give off this vibe.

>>76385691
>no
>proceeds to imagine the the gayest thing possible

>>76385702
(You) are the gayest thing possible.

>>76385354 (OP)
Combat sport athletes lift weights retard.

>>76385632
You're literally a faggot.

>>76385773
seen it

>>76385491
>thinking I have a gf
>thinking I would spend time around degens at a bar

>>76385691
LOL holy fuck you mad bruh

>>76385491
No I'm going to stab him

>>76385773
>>76385783
you took these from /xs/

>>76385788
If you had pussy control she wouldn't even think of it. Sucks to suck I guess.

>>76385773
>>76385783
Lmao wrestlingfaggots

>>76385656
Why? That is an absolutely perfectly aimed thrust, intentional or not.

>>76385809
I'll just stab her too, they'll have to call the police to come shoot me in the street like a dog

>>76385691
Big deal, you can't even do a perfect standing backflip from an upright position

>>76385935
Somehow this is based

>>76385491
Everyone is here is just going to claim they would avoid the situation first with their big brain 1000000 iq foresight and complete control over their imaginary woman.
Then, in the scenario that it actually happens to to them, they will say "I'm civilized, its not worth it, i'll just back down and avert my gaze and say 'lets get out of here honey and call the police' while she dries up faster than raindrops on the sun and makes plans to cheat on you with someone physically strong and capable.
I genuinely wish an ass beating wouldn't send you to jail if it was justified. Giving the police a monopoly on all violence, even non lethal, has done terrible things for society.

>>76385941
I can't suck my own dick either, and I can't see how that would be a problem for (You) either, unless you were, you know, a little gay or something. But I guess the mind goes to strange places when you can't stop thinking about male gymnasts.

>>76385656
Why would he? You post the same "hurrr why lift weights when combat sports?" every chance you get. Same reply for the same dumbass post. No variation needed.

>>76385491
>some drunk grabs your gfs ass at the bar
I have been with my then-GF, now wife for 10 years. She has gone to a bar exactly zero times in those ten years.
Your question is retarded, much like you. It's like asking what you're going to do when your imaginary GF gets a match on Tinder. She wouldn't, because those are activities for single people and losers.

>>76386002
because i wanna see something new.
That's it.

>>76386016
Avoiding the question
Assume you're going to a restaurant or whatever else you do at night that doesn't involve eating cheetos while watching netflix

What are you gonna do if some other dude slaps your wifes ass (in her prime, I know she already hit the wall long ago)

>>76385354 (OP)
This man is training zone 0 cardio, not doing combat sports

>>76386029
i fuck my wife right there

>>76385965
It is sexual assault if you play your cards right you can send him to be fucked in the ass by 5 naked gay guys. Its a bad idea to let him claim to be in self defense by like juking him and shit but to have a liquor license and insurance you need a camera and if you tell the police theyre holding video evidence at least you arent lying but if they even can realistically do anything idk.

>>76385620
>>76385788
>I'll just stab h-ACK

>>76386072
seen it

>>76386072
wheres the knife?

>>76386016
How is tinder and the bar the same thing im honestly just trying to play darts and pool with friends mostly and would with my wife.

Anyways, what if its her boob but he really grabs it and she shrieks? That has to be basically self defense since a woman cant defend herself.

>>76386050
I was just about to say as long as she acted like a lady i would pribably fuck her harder with that in mind

>>76386112
i would again, just start fucking my wife and grunting like a retard right there

>>76385433
Because where I live people don't carry guns or knives around. Beating someone with your bare fists looks a lot better in the eyes of the law than knifing someone + it's illegal to carry a knife/gun outside.
More stupid questions?

>>76386125
Fucking in the bathroom when someones taking a shit, what do you do?

>>76385354 (OP)
>Anyone
Not anyone.
Manhandling a bigger, untrained opponent is the mark of an intermediate in martial arts.
So, any intermediate+, or higher if you train just a bit.
And strength and size help in so many other pursuits.

>>76386016
Sorry man but your wife is sucking bbc while you’re off at work

>>76385354 (OP)
he's moving like he's about to shit himself
there's no point to hitting the bag for any duration of time if you're not going to hit like it was a real person, you're just wasting your time instead of training form and endurance

>>76386543
But I am trying to hit it like it’s a real person

>>76385354 (OP)
health
longevity
bone strength
strength
aesthetics
fat loss
mental health
mental entertainment

>>76386072
fucking bald people again

>>76386084
In white shirt's right hand

>>76385491
the "why bother lifting is youre not a fighter??" spammer always turns to cuck porn scenarios lol

>>76385989
>I can't suck my own dick either
We already know you're a fat fucking bastard, we get it the floor shakes when you walk up to the punching bag and you're gasping for air and dripping sweat after a few limp wristed swings. No need to double down when you can't even bend over to tie your shoes.

>>76388995
So youd get the gun out of your purse and shoot the inbred autist touching boobies?

>>76385424
it's not that ridiculous, shadowboxing is the way and hitting the bag is almost pointless

I mean it's a bit weird to never go for it but he might be mindful of his surroundings, and doesn't want to seem like he's showing off (knowing how insecure gymbros are)

>>76385989
Don't change the subject to hide your inadequacies, Backfliplet

>>76385433
Youve never seen karate in your life you wouldnt win with a knife mr badass maybe a sword

>>76385640
this
either just run or walk away
but even if he chose to stay
if that would be a punch he most likely would have KOed him anyway
(or knocked off the feet for a few minutes) since he was wide open the fight would have been the end of it for the other guy
him having the knife just turned it into murder you cant even claim self def since you could just keep backing off plus you are the one with the knife
if you chose a knife for self def ever used it until the last moment always keep backing off until you cant anymore, defuse
and sure as hell don't get yourself caught on film

also why would you square up to a guy with a knife

>>76385354 (OP)
It's not about perfomance, is all about looking good. Like apple products.

>>76386072
how do you even come back from this as a human being? trying to fucking stab someone and he just beats your ass and you end up in the fucking fetal position? I'd never be able to look at myself in the mirror again

>>76385640
>>76389634
>>throwing your life away for nothing
The knife guy didn't go to prison, it was possibly the most clearcut self defense case possible and I am very worried about the state of your countries that lead you to think he did anything wrong.

>>76385354 (OP)
Because I'm not going to pick a fight with a guy who's built in the first place

>>76389850
>>76389634

meant the guy who fucking died for no reason
he's literally running unarmed after a guy with a blade (turned out it was scissors, but still) who is running away from you

>>76385354 (OP)
No getting in a fight is winning a fight 100% of the time. It's better to be big enough most people won't start shit with you than to just win fights.

>>76390053
Damn, dude threw his life away for nothing AND he wasn't even done in by an actual weapon.

Weight training was never supposed to be the main thing. It was always supposed to augment and supplement your sport or skill specific training. I will never understand people that just lift weights and do nothing else.

>>76385773
>Shit, this guy has a knife
>Better go for a single leg
lol

>>76385612
Probably trolling but in case you aren't you can easily see he dosnt actually know how to throw a punch.

>>76388995
He's obviously a retarded shitskin

>>76386072
Honestly very bad call from the security guy, those two knife swings were just a few cm from his neck, he would've been dead and it would've been for nothing.

>>76385612
The only thing he's laid must have been your ass given how you uwu for this brown twig

>>76385773
He didn't nig too well

>>76389093
How much is your backflip ROM anon? Comparing me and you, just the act of me looking up would equate you doing two backflips, so your backflips are not nearly impressive compared to a tall guy. Go back to using your squat plug.