Thread 76389762

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>TQ
How we doing boys? Summers going awesome; what are ya'll running?

read leddit r/steroids wiki before you tell us about your 250mg test and sarm cycle and how you are a hyper-responder
Fuck trtfags, sarm niggers and low test cycle zoom zooms

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>>76348182

trt-dose chads will inherit the earth

Anyone have experience with intranasal peptides? Or DSIP in particular?

>>76390220
Based

>>76390281
DSIP is based

>>76389762 (OP)
does anyone have any pictures of Dasha?

>>76390351
How did it make you feel? I need good sleep on the weekends. I fight MMA and my mind races before bed uncontrollably. Melatonin on works to a small extent before I feel tired next day. DSIP intranasal should help?

>>76390220
i dont see anything wrong with trtfags as long as they know its not as cool as roiding. what the fuck else is a guy supposed to do, not take his trt?

Sry's orals are ok

>>76390607
>trtfags aren't so bad
>"my test is 300, how do I convince my doctor to put me on trt"
>"i want a medical professional to supervise my 50mg a week test injection"
x30 every thread
They need the most spoon feeding and will never google the simplest shit
Fuck them

It seems like every long term issue with roids comes down to just keeping good bloodwork and low inflammation - if I can do that then why should I not just add 50mg Deca to my TRT forever once I'm in my 40s?

>>76390758
There's plenty of proper roiderfags that ask cookie cutter spoonfeed me questions too dude
"does x work"
"what does x feel like"
"im doing x simple ass cycle, what can i expect?"

the fact of the matter is all of the relevant info to answer any gear based question is already available online. people come here because they want to talk, banter, and bullshit around while sharing anecdotes and advice. sure, someone who asks the simplest shit like last thread the dude who literally was asking how to inject, deserves to get shit on. but ultimately this is a place for retarded ass questions and fucking around. don't try to run a peruvian bobsledding forum like the navy. this place used to be more fun when the oldfags were around.

>>76390758
>>76391320
My only issue with trtfags is the is the
>muh test is best meme
It's the shittiest compound with the most side effects and the higher you run it, the more it can effect 19 nors sides as well. Every compound shits on it, except for primo and eq kek.

>>76391621
I'd say many orals are much shittier than test, but I do agree that test isn't the "best" compound. It is the simplest and most brainless though. I think if you've done your first cycle (which should be 500 test) and refuse to do anything other than test or orals, you are probably a pussy. As long as you can admit you are a pussy and don't want crazy gains, it's whatever.

just ordered gh

>>76391621
by that logic, we shouldn't use anything weaker or similar to test.
tren and ment only. milk the titties

>>76391688
You're being obtuse purposely. Test is a base, thats it.
>ment
Absolute dogshit.

Yea, no, I'm not interested in looking like a juiced up mass of muscular cysts about to explode. Trt is medicine, not a drug to abuse on yourself like you're trying to create a human-gorilla hybrid.

>>76390281
Does it work?

>>76391674
Bro dont do it. Just stick with regular anabolics and dont grow your organs like a retard

I've been on keto for a while now and got some Clen off a buddy yesterday, going to start doing Clen 20mg for 3 weeks then start doing 40.
Is it fine to do Keto on Clen? It's my first time trying Clen.

so how hard can you cut on clen? is a 1500kcal defict possible? how much muscle will i lose?

>>76391838
I'm on TRT because my natural test production is fucked. It's supervised and I do 200mg/week
Hate the bad rep that TRT gets because some meatheads blast it
Oh well, I guess it means I'll never be "natty" and should just start blasting so I can get a bubble gut and bitch tits like everyone else.

>>76391621
god i wanna empty my nuts in her

>>76392801
This is why trtfags need to fuck off
Car crash of a post, absolutely embarrassing

>>76392801
Nobody cares trtnigger.

Do you take anything for your prostate?
Do prostate supplements just work by decreasing DHT?

Can I inject mt2 in the same syringe as test?

does insulin doping make you grow large obliques?

I never post in here
If I do a roid cycle do I have to keep it up forever to avoid losing the gains? Or can I just do a lone 12 week cycle or however long just for a one time gains boost?
t. bench refuses to improve and I'm getting upset

>>76394142
For athletes like you, you're better off with Turkesterone use code Greg

>>76394142
Your bench will just drop afterwards what's the point
It's best to blast and cruise not cycle if you care about keeping the gains

you ever read/watch something made by someone who seems knowledgeable and go like "hmm interesting, yeah that makes sense" and then that someone suddenly talks about something you know very well and gets everything wrong? and then you realize "wait, if he's this wrong about what I know, what about the rest?"

that's dr mike for me whenever he makes a video about things related to steroids/PEDs

(this is a video about mk677)

>>76394010
have you ever used either?

>>76394142
You gradually return to natty genetic limit if you properly maintain with diet and routine
Actually slightly higher because steroids permanently change muscle cells mitochondria or something like that causing roiders to forever be better if only by a small amount
Nattycucks will seethe about both of those

>>76394442
Pretty much, the only guys retaining alot of built mass are GH users who blast 20iu a day.

Roided women are disgusting.

>>76389762 (OP)
I’m 22, work a physical job and lift. I want to roid, but I don’t want sides and I definitely don’t want to bald. Balding is my #1 fear.

>>76394549
Thanks for sharing

>>76394561
You’re welcome :)

>>76394442
Why does she look like a high elf from oblivion?

thoughts on dr tony huge?

>>76391827
based on what?

>>76394964
Based on ligma

>>76392801
>200mg week
kill youself at this point roidtranny

>>76393634
>Do you take anything for your prostate?
Saw Palmetto to try and keep things good
Ciallis and Zinc when prostate blows up, feels like a softball and hurts like hell to piss or cum
>Do prostate supplements just work by decreasing DHT?
Yeah, pretty sure with Saw Palmetto. Poor man's fina

>>76392801
>200mg/wk TRT
>”TRT”
Why lie on the internet? That is roughly double the amount of testosterone produced naturally per week, maybe more. That’s a weak blast you tard.

>>76397094
Depends on the person. If you're a weak responder you may stay in the reference range.

>>76394402
Yes

>>76397077
What if you want both high DHT but no prostate issues

>>76398118
where do you inject mt2 and how much at a time? where do you inject test and how much at a time?

>>76397094
>>76396477
>>76393200
>>76392829
>hurrdurr I know better than my urologist how much test I should take
Literally kill yourself.

>>76394182
Kek

>>76398512
DHT doesn't give you prostate issues
It actually shrinks it

>>76392525
What thought process causes you to even consider asking these shit retarded questions?
What possible negative affects do you think might occur if you took clen while on keto?
Be specific and explain your reasoning.

>>76392758
another dipshit typing out whatever gibberish enters his brain without giving it the least bit of thought on his own

>>76394322
Is he right about perma-gains after stopping?

How easy is it to do that pinch test for gyno? I mean if the lump bigger than it's supposed to be you should easy be able to find it right? The doc I watched talking said it shouldn't be larger than a large pea, but I can't even find any kind of lump which makes me think I'm being a retard and not checking properly.

>>76398988
>needing someone to hand hold you with the scary chemicals
You are retarded faggot and should seek medical attention for that as well

How are those on primo doing? The biggest online site is completely sold out, yet the second biggest seems to have a good supply despite the same manufacturers. Are they just faking it? Anyone who can vouch for the -ify site?

dick "ejaculates" (not really) before i get fully hard and i don't feel physically satisfied when i cum
is this low E2 or something else?

>>76399623
primocel here, I switched to horse semen eq and npp

>>76394142
if you ascend past whatever you natural genetic limit is, then you will slowly go back to that line unless you keep juicing.

if you aren't at that limit yet, it will get you there much faster than natty. prolonged use can certainly extend the natural limit you can maintain at without gear.

>>76389762 (OP)
I want to go on an anavar only cycle and I want someone to validate my decision. I've never felt great on testosterone for more than 2 weeks. It makes me feel greasy, bloaty, and hungry as fuck. Aromasin sorta keeps it at bay but sheds my hair more than I'm comfortable with. On the other hand, I respond super well to anavar and it helps suppress my appetite (former fatty).

I'm thinking of running 20mg var for 6 weeks w/o a test base while dosing 10mg nolvadex after the 2nd week to prevent complete shutdown. I hover around ~600 ng/dl off gear and if I can at least avoid going under 250ng/dl by the end of my cycle, that's good enough for me. I also don't experience sides from SERMs that much which is a big help.

>>76399935
Just take lest test bro

>>76391621
>guy who never was low test shits on test
If you're low test just taking test would benefit you as much if not more as heavy roid cycle for average person.

>>76399249
>tfw mine unironically looks like sausage on the left

>>76398558
Subq into stomach fat, usual dose is around 250mg daily (once tanned then once or twice weekly to maintain), but it’s better to start lower (like 50mg) and titrate because there is allergic reaction (rash, nausea, feeling cold etc.) to it before you get used to it.
Optionally you can do nasal spray. But it takes more mt2 for the same effect, it has only around 50-60% absorbtion rate compared to subq.

Is $180 for 100iu HGH normal price? Is it true I can use low dose hgh for joint health with like 0 side effects?

>>76399710
My blood is already like 5w-50 and my E2 is perfect finally so no horse shit. I also don’t want deca dick. I’m about to just make this shit in my bathtub.
>>76400070
Nope that’s literally like 200x the price. Assuming you forgot a couple zeros, still pretty high. I just got 2 bottles of 10k for like 80 cause of the July 4 promotion and the shipper fkng up (supposed to be 5k bottles)
>>76399935
You’re a retard. Any gains from Anavar will be offset by being shutdown/suppressed. 6 weeks at that dose will do nothing for you anyway. And if you thought high E2 felt bad, wait til it crashes from having no rest.
>dosing 10mg nolvadex…prevent complete shutdown
You’re quite literally a super retard. Do yourself a favor and gtfoh before you fk yourself up.

>>76400497
>Nope that’s literally like 200x the price. Assuming you forgot a couple zeros,
No it's literally $180 for 100, not 1000 or 10000. God good thing I asked I would get absolutely scammed.

Anyone use the mitochondrial uncoupler BAM 15? Apparently it's supposed to shred fat like DNP but without the horrific side effects. The Nature article is very promising but not a lot of people online talking about it.

I been getting a lot of anxiety on 500mg test now, felt great initially albeit watery. I don't know if its because of the AI or what my estrogen levels are slghtly high but not too much.

>>76400530
Nvm I’m a retard. I read that as HCG. That’s actually a pretty decent price

>>76399623
I have one last vial and I'm switching to Masteron after that desu

>>76401061
you need Turkesterone

>>76401305
i'm looking for actual insights not memes

>>76399635
dull orgasms are typically low e2, yes, but a lot of symptoms overlap between the two tbqh. what's your AI protocol and test (and other aromatizing compounds) dosage? probably easier to tell that way

>>76401592
i'm on pct waiting for my balls to start working again

>>76401599
well there's not much you can do even if you know what the issue is, lol

>>76401612
thanks, was mostly just curious
my symptoms seem to align more with low E other than the testicles

Does anyone else get like zero RBC increase from Test, I’ve been on 250mg/wk since like February and gotten bloods three times same hematocrit throughout, so I’ve added 25 mg prop to the cyp, thinking I have plenty of room to add some EQ or Mast maybe cuz my bloods and BP are perfect

>>76400568
Could be either but more likely massive cortisol spikes from having your serum levels 1500+ you get used to it, also ashwaganda l-thienine

Advice on taking test gel to mildly boost my taste and stay within a 'natural' level?Been lifting for years and currently 86.5kg, had my test checked at 26 (now 30) and it was 340ng/dl, granted I was on Nightshift at the time, but still, I had been working out and eating well for years, so surely it's only lower now, too?
I just want to get up to 750ng/dl or something around that mark, any advice?

>>76401967
>trtniggers on damage control
what about you lift weights first and lose fat? you fatfuck

>>76401881
Consider yourself lucky, mine goes into orbit with anything above a trt dose. Hemoglobin too.

>>76402002
I'm not that fat, and I've been pretty lean in the past, around the time I did my test and it was still low like I said.
I've lifted weights for years, done sports like rugby, MMA, and boxing, sea swimming and cycling, so why so low?
All I'm suggesting is just from hrt-esque doses, has anyone else tried?
>Pic related
Me when I was 71 and 76kg's.

>>76402069
Is not necessarily a big issue, not as big as people generally make it out to be at least.

>>76399623
I have ~40 vials of primo 200 from reliable sources that I bought before the Chinese government started cracking down on manufacturers. So I’m doing fine. I also have been buying through a private telegram group that does group buys and independent testing for mast, test and dhb but they can’t get primo anymore. My full stash is like ~130 vials of test in various esters, 25 npp, 30 eq, 40 primo, 20 mast p, 20 mast e, 10 tren a, 20 dhb and 8000 iu gh plus various peptides and orals. I can run cycles for the next 10 years if I have to.

>>76400497
Dude is asking about hgh not hcg
>>76400070
$180 for 100 iu is in the average realm for gh but you can get it for about half that price with little effort. Check out meso and eroids for something more reasonable.

>>76402132
>roiding for this
lmao

>>76391277
just do it. no reason not to. i think more people do 100mg/week on cruise even
>>76397294
me :( 400mg put me at 1500ng/dl. fml

>>76402444
address? ill send you more and not rob you

>>76402543
What do you roid for?

>>76402793
600 Army Navy Dr, Arlington, VA 22202
Can’t wait for my goodies

small testicles general
heart attack at 50 general
gay faggot general

>>76402543
I haven't started yet, that's why I am asking you fucking pleb.

>>76390361
Enjoy

>tracking number sent 2 weeks after they confirmed my payment
>tracking stuck on "item at shippers warehouse" for a week now

Can I just have some roids...

>>76404660
unless this is for raws from china, there's a 95% chance you got scammed

Can mct oil and gso go through a 28g? 27g easy touch have fucking disappeared. Those were my go to cruise needles.

>>76404926
Nah they're listed as official resellers in multiple sources websites and got like 90 pages in meso.
They said they had a problem with the manufacturer so they probably ran out of stock and are dropshipping or something lmao

>>76405105
I pull room temp MCT into a 29g every morning without issue. Just depends on how much you are pulling and how long you want to wait. Takes me like 10 seconds per 10 units.

>>76405105
very easily. mct will go pretty fast, gso little less

>>76403043
Alright, I'm waiting for you at the UPS store at Fern and 14th. Hurry down and we can get a slice at extreme pizza.

>>76394322
Is any of the stuff he says in this video true? I confess I got caught up in the hype he was selling when I watched it, but the two things I struggle with the most are my dead appetite and my horrible sleeping habits. Is MK677 useful at all in that context? Is it going to give me brain cancer or some shit?

>>76405865
mk677 WILL make you ravenously hungry. the effect on sleep is iffy at best.

it doesn't have any massive sides like that, no. it just doesn't really do anything ped-related very well

>>76405898
Hey, that's good enough for me. I just need to be able to look at food without wanting to throw up

Can you ped using only ghg and other things without test? I think something like a tennis player does.
I have an athletic build with definition but not volume. I dont want to be big, just keep this type of build as long as possible. I believe at around 35 it becomes harder to keep lean. Also io worry about delts, since old, strong man tend to keep good pecs but the delts just fade away.
So i can do low dosage ghg or something like that to keep athletic for longer?
>no test
The problem with test is prematurely ageing the face. So, since i dont plan to get big and bulkier, do i still need to supplement test?

>>76405932
>guman hrowth gormone
Unless you're the most beautiful boy in the world, a super-responding genetic freak, or you plan to blast dbol out the gate, it probably won't hit your face. Plenty of people do just use HGH, though.

>>76403078
Absolutely seething, stay mad nigger

>>76405968
>responding to bait

>>76405932
Not really for maintaining athleticism. High dose hgh won't do anything special without peds and low dose won't do much more than tighten your skin and recover from injuries.

If you want to help your skin, take like 3iu a day. Take a couple month long breaks a year so you don't get diabetes. There's other peptides too for skin, but I've never tried them so I can't speak to them.

>do I need to supplement test
If an endo didn't tell you that you have a medical problem, you don't need test. I take test because I want test.

>>76406013
Oral peptides you mean? Because i was looking for a face cream with peptides.
>low dose won't do much more than tighten your skin
This is a good point to me, since i use a retinol cream for that.
Can i go to an endo an ask for this low dose ghg for anti aging?

>>76405959
Do you think test levels matter in my case that i dont plan to grow and just stay lean and muscular? Like, as long my test is above 500 does it matter?

Any old annons here that can tell me if i need PEDs to keep abs and delts after 35?

>>76400070
i paid 100 for 240. it also exists for cheaper

>>76405176
Same. Room temp mct in 31g slin pin just fine
>>76406102
can you.... would you please tell us what ghg stands for? like.... what is it an acronym of? 'cause other anon is talking human growth hormone (hgh), and you inject that every day, or even twice a day depending on who you believe

>>76406013
Is the nonsense about "gh increases lean mass without increasing fat mass" false then?

>>76406157
ghg im talking is human growth hormone

>>76406225
anon you're so close to a breakthrough and I just want you to know I believe in you
maybe not enough to say you should trust yourself with PEDs though

>>76390220
im about to do 600mg test e 400 mast e 400 tren e

>>76406398
good luck, don't die

>>76394681
The altmer wouldn't let their women balloon themselves into this kind of grotesque parody of womanhood.

>>76406406
Get your test levels checked

>>76405176
>>76405201

Thanks. Probably just go with the 28s.

>>76406159
>Is the nonsense about "gh increases lean mass without increasing fat mass" false then?
How would you prove it? You'd still have to eat clean and lift weights. which also adds muscle without adding fat. Taking any amount of GH by itself won't do much above that.

Like a lot of misguided slogans, it is woven from complex truths. HGH will help preserve muscle when you are in a calorie deficit. That's why it's part of every cut stack. In large doses it will also greatly increase your CAPACITY to put on muscle. To fully realize that capacity you need to do above-natty output.

It is also remarkable at healing minor damage. So it does grow muscle in that sense.

>>76406398
y no eq? hgh? slin? pump those numbers up!

>>76406415
have some fucking fun with me anon goddamn

>>76406778
>How would you prove it?
I suppose by giving a bunch of people GH, having them do nothing, then seeing if they have more lean mass
>Taking any amount of GH by itself won't do much above that.
Ah, okay.
I was mostly asking since I was looking into MK677 earlier.

What are the high prolactin symptoms? Is there such a thing as too prolactin if you take too much caber similar to e2 crashing if you take too much AI?

Want to try Deca, thinking only 300mg and only P5P to start with but will keep Caber in hand if I need it.

>>76406406
She's clearly lifting and roiding to satisfy big nord cock

>>76407065
zero prolactin side effects in men include no refractory period, so you can pretty much just fuck all day. too high prolactin in men means you're gonna leak milk from your new titties. caber also can fuck with your eyes. p5p works for some, but not all, and only as a preventative

>can't sleep
>feel like shit
>suspicious of others
>on edge
>can barely think straight
>constant brain fog
>compulsively jacking off and watching porn
>ruin my relationships with the people I love
>constantly greasy
>lose the hair on my head
>get a bunch of new hair on by back and shoulders
>get acne and scarring all over my torso
>have outbursts at work
>resting hr >100 BPM
>lose my breath if I have a long conversation
>intermittent cheat pain
>GERD
>lose my appetite
>constantly need to pee due to enlarged prostate
>sweating constantly
>looking fucking awesome

so worth it brothers

>>76407376
How much of this goes away once you stop?

>>76407542
All permanent
What no one tells you is 95% of roiders are lactating right now

Why aren't sources carrying Test C or E right now? All I can find is prop, phenylprop, and iso.

Also, anyone have experience using Test Iso? Any notable differences? I know its got a slightly shorter half life to C or E, can you still get away with pinning E3.5D?

>>76407376
ok thats me right now as a natty minus looking awesome so where are the disadvantages of roids?

What should I test before I hop on?

Test
Fsh
Lh
Est
Dht

Anything else?

>>76407376
I'm gonna be honest with you, anon. Sometimes this shit makes me feel like a monster, not like a cool monster but like a fucking weird feral subhuman freak. And that shit gets me so fucking hard I stop thinking straight.

>bought some perfectly legal and above board products from the beaker website
>checked out as guest
>they rolled me up an account
>they pulled my name from my shipping address and made that my username
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>76407964
How about none of those you bitch reddit nigger

Need some advice:
Been training for 8 years, have good gains and lifetime natty. Someone in my gym offered me some Sarms, specifically lgd4033. I train at a pretty hardcore gym, about 40% of members are roiding.
My question: should i take 1 cycle of these sarms? He says there are virtually no side effects except for test suppresion which can be fixed after the cycle. My wife would be really really upset if i started roiding, however is this really roiding? Test and needles are not an option, but if i tell her i use a special supplement she might be okay with it. Lying to her is also not an option.

>>76408086
Huh?

>>76407964
It's nit worth it to buy tests piecemeal. Just get a full panel from a lab company. It's around $300. Google promo codes. Go to anyone and look for bodybuilder type packages. They are basically roider blood panels.

CBC and metabolic takes a day for results. Test and IGF take 3-4 days. E2 takes 7-10 days.

>76408086
No (you) for you because you're a bitch repeating bitchmade slogans.

>>76408124
I have tests for free, my mom works at the clinic. So I can pick and choose whatever I want no need for packages thats why im asking.

>>76408113
As far as your wife is concerned, it's roiding.

>>76408113
yeah if you aren't willing to lie then you just can't do it. SARMs are PEDs no matter what even if they aren't strictly steroids. You wife probably doesn't care about the difference. When she says "I don't want you roiding" she means, I don't want you using socially shunned potentially harmful compounds to get a better physique. SARMs are gay anyways. I personally don't think they're worth the suppression.

>>76407964
Definitely SHBG and Albumin. Prolactin. Maybe IGF. Hope that you did free and total test. Maybe even bioavailable test too.

>>76407376
Maybe stop smoking meth

>>76407964
>>76408136
In that case may as well get all that, plus psa cbc metabolic and liver/lipids for a baseline. Otherwise, lowkey bloods are kinda worthless. I've moved away from them over time because they're all just fucking irrelevant.
>Test on cycle
Who cares? It's gonna be high, the exact number is irrelevant. Only worth checking on cycle if you have bunk gear. I guess it's nice knowing baseline before hopping on though if you plan on coming off
>estrogen
Completely irrelevant unless you're having symptoms. Treat symptoms not numbers
>lipids
Your lipids will be skewed no matter what. WIAOW I'm taking things that crush my lipids and my lipids are crushed. Lipids on cruise are more worthwhile since if your lipids are amazing on cruise it'll balance out them being average american (still abysmal) on blast
>liver enzymes
Just don't waste your time with orals, imo. Might be worthwhile on tren

Most important metrics while on blast are blood pressure and hematocrit and both can be measured without bloods. You can purchase one of those hemoglobin meters that the red cross uses to make sure you're good to donate and it's pretty accurate, not sure about those cheapo ones on amazon though.

>>76408196
Oh and kidneys are worth checking once a year or so

>>76408189
>>76408196
Ive already done full morphology, lipids, livers etc all that shit. Everything was perfect other than my low testosterone results (~300). So i wanna just go and retest my test as well as other hormones which I havent tested last time to see if it was one time thing. If i get shitty results again I'll just hop on test for life.

And if its low fsh lh I assume I can try to fix it with stuff like clomid.

>mimimimi my lipids abloobloobloo my enzymes

NGMI

Maybe you should get bro to manhandle your balls to measure atrophy y'know cos you want tests and all

>>76408242
you offering?

>>76399351
Anyone?

>>76408242
I understand that doing all that shit is probably excessive, but I'm not going to shit on someone for being extra careful about their health, especially when it's literally free and accessible for them.

>>76408242
I've been blasting and cruising for like 2+ years now and I cannot tell if my nuts shrank
Took some HCG recently and the size stayed about the same
Finally it's really hard to measure a testicle accurately maybe I'm retarded from the gear though

trannies grow fat asses from taking estrogen. if I let my estrogen run high while roiding, will I grow a dumptruck too?

>>76408357
i have fat ass without estrogen.

>>76408357
no because your T also has to be suppressed

>>76408357
think retard think, glutes are the biggest muscles in human body what will grow the muscles more estrogen or roids?

>>76408481
my glue muscles are about as big as they're going to get. what I need is ass fat. I have glute definition when I'm over 20% bf, it's ridiculous

>>76408490
No way your ass has any sort of definition at 20% post ass.

>>76408490
hank hill havin ass. do you also have a narrow eurethera?

where to find reliable sources of peptides in EU. on eroids.com I found uk-peptides.com and peptides.uk with 6 and 4 good reviews (none bad), but that seem like not enough. Lab testing few shops would get expensive

>>76408565
>in eu
>uk

>>76408565
Swisschems?

>>76408704
yeah but which one, I found on google swisschems.com, swisschems.org, swisschems.is

if my shoulders and traps are absolutely massive without even training them does that mean I'm high responder

I'm taking 1mg finasterdie year round. I'm on a 500mg test cycle.
I couldn't get DHT levels when did my bloodwork. Do you have an idea what of dosage would actually be appropriated?
I've added 0.5mg Dut on top of my 1mg Fina without really knowing if it's warranted

>>76409640
no it just means you do work that engages your shoulders and traps without realizing it

>>76408565
I used this for bpc and tb but I can't say I felt anything magical from them desu my pec tendon still took months to heal. either theyre legit and my injury just couldnt be healed by the peptides or the peptides were a scam and the reviews are fake

https://www.trustpilot.com/review/www.uk-peptides.com

>>76409831
That's the thing I genuinely don't.

>>76410070
You’re just dumb

>>76410074
I'm being serious my shoulders and traps are way oversized compared to the rest of my body

>>76408490
>ass definition at +20%
either you're skinny as shit or I NEED to see this

>>76410090
>nooo bro my build is actually crazy haha
let's fucking SEE IT anon

So I'm on 10mg/wk tirz and been plateauing and just got a shipment of reta I want to phase in. Upping the tirz is no go as the sides get way worse past 10mg. As I understand it reta is way worse for appetite suppression but works more through boosting lipolysis. Would I be fine holding the tirz dose steady and introducing the reta 1mg at a time? Or should I want to cut the tirz dose proportionally, or just discontinue totally and let it clear out of my body before starting the reta?

>>76410998
cut tirz, start reta. sema > tirz > reta. each adds something new. like... sema = a. tirz = a+ b. reta =a+b+c

>>76394526
She has so much eye makeup

>>76412072
Thats what makes it hot

>>76410505
No its just my shoulders for some reason my arms are small af

If I crash my estrogen on purpose will I look better due to the lost water weight?
t. going to the beach in a few weeks

>>76412722
just drink some vodka you tard
>he doesnt know about bromuda triangle

Is oral test a thing? Can I get away with pills if my test is clinically low and I just need it to be normal or am I gonna have to start jabbing myself like people with already normal test do?

>>76412452
roiding for this, and ur a midge too, what a joke

Give me a compound to add to my 500mg test cycle that won't fuck up my hair

>>76412815
But im natty

>>76412728
wait what does vodka do

>>76412970
dehydrates you

what will 400mg test 16wk do to me if i havent been lifting for a year and a half
assuming diet and training are locked in with the cycle being an 8 weeks 500cal bulk + 8 weeks aggresive cut addding anavar

>>76412810
use the test gel, tard. don't let anyone touch you on the application area, 'cause it'll rub off on them too

>>76413243
20-24 weeks, nigger. anavar the last 8. if it's your first time maybe you can put on 10-15lbs lean mass. maybe you'll drop some fat. lifts go brrrr, so avoid progressive overloading, or you might tear something

>>76413426
>topical test
why the fuck
that sounds stupid and extremely inconvenient

>>76413426
Gels are shit. My gf uses them for her estrogen (she's male) and it's like she hasn't had them at all. Just like a permanent period period, period.

>>76413445
scientists had to find an alternative because people like >>76412810 are scared of needles. it has poor bioavailability compared to injections, but is still significantly better than oral which is so low it's almost not worth mentioning.

>>76412810
Why not just use nolvadex at that point?

>>76413512
>it has poor bioavailability compared to injections, but is still significantly better than oral which is so low it's almost not worth mentioning.
fuck. jabbing myself it is then
>>76413537
idk will that help?

>>76413550
Research suggests that Nolvadex (Tamoxifen) can significantly increase testosterone levels in men, with studies showing up to a 40% rise at 20 mg/day

>>76413583
>40% rise
nah that's not gonna do much for me

>>76412810
Go get your T, E2, LH, FSH, DHT tested first

>>76413596
>T
really low
>E2
high but within normal range
>LH, FSH, DHT
yeh good idea, gonna check SHBG and prolactin just in case too

>>76413590
its for normal men
>>76413626
just post the numbers retard dont cope with really low

>>76413626
sounds like you have too much aromatization so probably just take an AI and you'll be fine

>>76413689
how does the hpta work, anon?

>>76413676
>post the numbers
197 ng/dL, like i said really fucking low

>>76413698
what?
too much aromatization = high E2 = more hpta axis suppression = less T

>>76413714
that is quite literally the opposite of how it works. more test <=> more e2

>>76413714
God, I hate when I inject testosterone and crash my e2 as a result so I have to take aromasin to pump it up a little bit.

>>76413719
i said too much aromatization for a reason
in normal people the aromatase ratios are appropriate so that T levels are still in range but clearly anon is not normal
>>76413724
this doesn't apply to exogeneous hormones because they are not subject to the hpta axis

>>76413727
>this doesn't apply to exogeneous hormones because they are not subject to the hpta axis
lmao, what do you think causes high e2 from injecting testosterone?

>>76413735
aromatase no shit but the T dose you inject does not depend on how much E2 acts on the gnrh neurons

Oldfag here, curious if anyone on here has experience or any info on dosing GHB as a form of GH therapy? All the oldheads use to swear by it before you could just straight up pin GH. I've read a lot of studies boasting its effectiveness but the results of these studies don't feel super scientific.

Long story short, I've been cruising on sustanon (don't bash it till you try it) since the blasting days of my early 20s. Recently was looking to add something to the cruise to spice it up or maybe even do a mini blast.

I ordered a vial of GHB off the darkweb, tried it at recreational doses to see what it was like, ended up taking too much and passing out.
HOWEVER, i literally woke up this morning lean, full, dry, feeling strong, and in a great well rested mood. This is after a dose of around 15g spread out through the evening/night.

Any info is appreciated, I'm mainly looking for if the "therapeutic" dose of 2.5g before bed actually does anything? I've read some bodybuilders taking as much as 25-50g per day, spread out by 2h dosages. Does it need to be that much?

>>76413740
>no evidence exists to suggest links between the use of GHB and muscle development or performance improvement
At least you get to have some fun with it.

>>76413778
"The conflicting results obtained by Rigamonti and Móller (29), given the flumazenil-mediated effect (24), were interpreted as if the GH-releasing activity of GHB was mainly due to an endogenous conversion into GABA. Moreover, the absence of GH increase in cocaine addicts and alcoholics might be due to a disruption of the GABAergic system (26, 28)."

The jury is still out. Whether we understand the mechanism of its performance enhancing properties or not is completely irrelevant to me. It was used as a PED for decades and is still used to this day.
I'm looking for real world experiences, or even hearsay of real world experiences, not reddit science.

reta is really wreaking havoc on my digestive system. I cannot stop burping the foulest burps ever and my stomach has been rumbling 24/7 for the past week. anything you guys suggest, other than magnesium which I use already for more regular poops

>>76413550
please. just pin it. you can use 31g insulin pins. you'll hardly feel it. if you're too fat to get it intramuscularly, you can do it subcutaneously just fine. catch with subq is you get lumps if you go too high volume

Do we not like orals then? I'm planning to blast oral stanozolol for my first cycle, got support shit like TUDCA and NAC lined up. Starting with just 10 mg per day.

>>76413843
Nicotine

>>76413843
change your eating habits, fatty. nasty burps is undigested food going foul. reduce your portion size, and/or stick to more easily digestible foods

>>76413931
Some people here don't. Oral gains are largely temporary unless you run them for longer durations, which is only really possible for the more mild ones unless you're just resistant to the sides from the stronger ones.
Var, Tbol, Dbol... never used oral winny so I can't speak on that but I'm certain its also quite mild.
Also that "first cycle" better include test at a non-baby dose or else me and everyone else here will call you a faggot.

how bad does test fuck up your skin?
I'm 27 this year but legit look 5 years younger, should I stay away if I wanna keep this?

>>76414245
Test can easily add 5 years to your face. More if you add another compound.
Test basically shows your real age as a man, it really kills the femboy twink look

>>76413843
dosing too high? eating too much fatty foods? kefir helps my stomach issues.

anyone have experience using DNP or thyroid drugs for fat loss?

>>76414337
not worth it for me then right now, I somehow haven't hit the wall yet

>>76414393
it's not permanent. the only permanent losses are hair loss and that can be completely mitigated in many cases if you're even susceptible

>>76413243
she used to be so beautiful

>>76414245
I'm late 20s on a gram of year and get asked if I'm in college/what I'm majoring in. I don't think gear really ages you if you take care of yourself and don't norwood.

>>76414395
>>76414415
I've already taken the incelpill and my dick hasn't fallen off yet so I'm covered on the hair front
the physique I want is easily achievable natty anyway, I'm just a lazy fuck

>>76414447
then why do you care about looking young? you clearly gave up on pussy anyways.

>>76414008
I haven't gone over 1000 calories in like 2 weeks lol

>>76414364
been eating around 30~50g of fat daily, so shouldn't be.

>>76414593
oh and I'm only on 2mg. 1mg was too little but I've been on 2mg for 2 weeks now and appetite-wise (and habits wise) it's working very well

>>76414570
because young men like other young men

>>76413931
10mg is fuck all. 50mg is decent, 100mg is best.

My cycle's over in a few weeks. What's the best way to strip the fat and water? Just still working out and a calorie deficit?

>>76414733
Dandelion root
If you really want to pull water, NOW supplements Water Out. Be careful with this one. Only do it 1 week before your photo shoot as the Uva Ursi may play fucky wucky with your kidneys.
Could also try keto to drain out glycogen in the muscles and then Carb TFO day before you want to hit the flex (I'm assuming you're doing this for a party or beach day).

Any chilean bro here? I need some guidance.

>>76414756
Thanks I'll try that too.
>I'm assuming you're doing this for a party or beach day
Stripping the fat and water? Not entirely. My body fat was already higher than I wanted it to be before I started. Now I've put 28lbs on since I started the cycle, but I know a lot of that is, in particular, fat. Especially around my stomach. At least the rest of me looks better.
All in all I probably did start for all of the wrong reasons, but too late to change that now.

>>76414813
For fat loss,
Tirz. While Reta may help with fat loss, it's not great at appetite suppression. This is on top of the fact it's the least studied and can cause HR increases.
Tirz also has the least gastro side effects IIRC.
A-Yohimbine or normal Yohimbine b4 fasted cardio. FOr some reason it makes me sweat harder.

>>76414447
>incelpill
>i want to look like a teen twink
Are you sure you didnt mean faggotpill

>>76414593
good lord. so your not digesting then. look up easy to digest foods, and give that a go for a few days

>>76414593
maybe your gut biome is out of sorts too,
? did you change what foods you eat? can try some kefir, or some probiotic

Is the consensus still that you should get lean before touching roids? Fat cells will aramatize the test into estrogen is what I read

I know you fags won't tell me where to order roids from but could you possibly point me toward where I need to look in order to learn where to order roids from. Like there has to be some kind of starting point or something

>>76417622
yes this does happen but you can take an aromatase inhibitor so it's not a big deal

>>76417630
If you’re too incompetent to find steroids online (they are EVERYWHERE on the clearnet), you are absolutely too incompetent to use steroids.

Gatekeeping is always a good thing. You’re getting filtered by your inability to even find them before you even get a chance to fuck yourself up with androgens.

>>76417630
Meso for chink shit. Sst for domestic meatheads brewing in their kitchen.

>>76417728
Gate keep harder fag.

>>76417728
seems like a pretty legitimate question for me. I can google shit but there is really no way of knowing which chinese bathtub chemicals are the good ones whats a glowie sting operation

>>76417791
Just ask a random big guy at your gym jeez its not that hard

>>76417622
It's way overblown and slightly high e2 isn't the end of the world.

>>76417668
AIs are bad for you too. Only take it on blast. Cruise on a dose you don't need AI.

I had to discontinue finasteride use because I was starting to get gyno. Does that mean I shouldn't even try to do a cycle without AI

on the bright side I like to think that my future daughters will have big tits

>>76417957
just use T gel on your tits

does anyone take eq? is it worth it or should I just stick to my test/deca blast

>>76417791
once you find a name, google the name. if there's no chatter, it's bullshit. people openly discuss ugl's all over the place. there's a ton of random (mostly full of fucktards though) forums that go on about this stuff. also fyi ignore all forums that have a subforum for mewing. those are 100% full of children

>>76408565
no STEROID SOURCE TALK is allowed
get it?
no STEROID SOURCE TALK.
don't do it.

At age 39, lean and in shape,
Want to do a 12-16week cycle of test e/c, I understand all the ai’s and pct etc, would be getting bloods before, and every 4 weeks, would eat 500-700kcal surplus, etc etc…

But can anyone experienced explain to me why it would or wouldn’t be a good idea to end the bulk at 12 or 16 weeks, drop the kcals back, and drop down to TRT dose like 100 or 150 and stay at that dose and kcals for 8-12 weeks to get a good start on the cut while being assisted

In my mind the worst thing to do would seem to be to drop test cold Turkey and try to cut and maintain muscle while you have 0 test for 8 weeks

Sure you’d be technically on gear longer, but would this really make eventual pct longer and harder than if you came off of 500mg at week 16? It seems to me like it might be a better plan for keeping some of those gains because you’d be able to lose fat while actually having some t in your blood

what's better for preserving bone size TRT or therapeutic dose of GH?

Good news everyone, I've done some research into long term Deca use and it looks like all you need to do is to take an ACE inhibitor and Glycine/NAC to counter the cardiac remodeling and endothelial hardening respectively. Along with a low-inflammation diet (which you should be doing anyway), there should be no issues aside from the usual bloodwork and BP.

>>76418282
very likely TRT

>>76413843
Ordered some reta myself (Nextech Labs, good Finnrick score), have any tips? I was going to start low, either at .5mg or 1mg a week.

>>76418503
it's been fairly uneventful for me other than the typical gastro sides. wouldn't recommend starting from .5mg unless you're tiny, the standard dose is 4mg/week. start at 1 or 2 and then increase by 1mg/week until you find your sweet spot. from my previous sema usage, I can recommend magnesium a lot, helps with the pooping.

thankful for my cruise dose of test on the side as I literally cannot consume calories when I'm full (and I get full incredibly quickly) sparing some of my muscle mass. can't hit my macros at all, sub 1000 cal every day.

>>76418281
20-24 weeks, and 750mg, pls. it takes 6 weeks just for your body to adapt and use the higher levels of test. building muscle takes 6-8 weeks. a 12 week cycle means your just getting your first new muscle in, then you stop. ride that gravy train, and build as much as you can! then i think your talking about blast and cruise.... do your blast, don't pct, dial down to 150mg for six months, blast again. otherwise, no, you're not gonna lose less muscle by doing X after a blast. you're gonna end up back at your natty limit without aas. just how it is

>>76418852
What is 750? I said 500mg for the blast and 150 mg for 8 weeks after

>>76418673
That's not good at all. TRT dose isn't gonna save your muscle, nor even tren IMO if you aren't getting enough protein.

I had a bro stop Ret because he was losing too much muscle and fat.

>>76417630
There's forums where people talk about this shit. Steroid Source Talk (SST) and SteroidWiki both have forums where sources are reviewed and talked about among other things. You'll find the best prices internationally, though you'll need to wait for it to arrive and clear customs.
Like other guy said, if you look up the source and there's not much in the way of reviews or talk about it then don't trust it. It's more likely its just a scam rather than a glowie trap though, glowies really don't give a fuck or have a stake in stopping illegal roids because who fucking cares. Even if it gets seized by customs they won't even confront you about it in most countries, and the seller will usually offer to reship for free. That's how inconsequential it is.

Don't "ask the big guy in your gym" nobody does this anymore and I guarantee nobody currently has the social tact to actually create a friendship and ask earnestly. You'd probably look like a dweeb or an asshole just looking for gear rather than some level of social connection. They'd also probably make you buy it from them and scam the fuck out of you, or point you to some retarded overpriced source.

I personally use a certain lab whose logo is a purple panda.

>>76418033
does this actually fucking work?
>>76418090
its cool. works as a moderate AI, gives some more lean gains, and works like a poor man's EPO for cardio/energy gains. just make sure not to crash E2. also i've heard it can give some people bad anxiety.

From what Im reading here, its virtually completely harmless to take 150mg - 250mg TRT. Zero side effects, wont turn off natural test production if stopped, dont need to worry about E2 or whatever and dont even need to take blood tests. I've got like 600-700 ng/dL but still fell low energy and low libido. I just want to be at the level of my forefathers, hoping it will help me with the will to live but not look like a roiding freak

>>76419202
sorry i meant to say DHT gel but yes it does work at suppressing breast growth
to reverse you'll probably want to run raloxifene or tamoxifen

>>76419276
You're a retarded faggot and nothing you said is true.
Test, even at TRT levels, does increase the risk of cardiovascular events and disease. As a TRTfag myself, I don't care because the benefits are far worth that, but we can't ignore that the fact is true. Lifetime usage would likely reduce life expectancy to some degree.
Taking TRT dosages will 100% shut you off the same way blast dosages will, and the ramifications of coming off will be the same. If anything, coming off of TRT after years of usage would be way worse than coming off from a 20 week cycle due to how long the shutodown was.
You do need to worry about E2. How much you aromatize is highly individual. I personally have E2 problems on higher than 200.
Blood tests are good for knowing how much test you actually have, because sensitivity to TRT is also highly individual. At 125 I only had 580 test where that dose could easily put someone else at 1000. I need 200 to be in high normal range, which i wouldnt have known without blood tests.
Your low energy and low libido at 6-700 doesn't come from lack of test, it comes from your shitty habits and lifestyle as well as your blackpilled outlook on life. you're going to be a drug addict constantly pushing the test higher as a psychoactive substance because you want to "feel alive" and "like a man".

>>76419282
I've tried ralox for gyno, but I have a feeling I didn't run it long enough or at high enough dosages. What's the protocol for this?

>>76419314
yea youre probably right. i dont know wtf is wrong with me but i am pretty healthy.

>>76419034
right. blast with 750mg. then cruise means take 150mg weekly between blasts. if your goal is to get swole, whatever lean mass you gain on a blast will slowly go away after, unless you maintain supraphysiological levels of test. meaning, you'll be taking test for as long as you want to maintain that figure

>>76419191
not that anon, but do you like them? i saw they got mast raws, and i'm tempted

>>76419318
not that anon, but 100mg ed for a week is what i've read

>>76419318
yeah other anon is right it's usually 60/120mg qd for a few weeks
but also try losing fat first

>>76419386
Love them. Especially the 20ml vials. Never had an issue with PIP or purity or getting bunk shit.

I haven't ever gotten their raws other than hCG powder that needs to be reconstituted but that's not the same thing. If their regular shit is completely legit then obviously the raws are too.
I use them for everything. Support is punctual, free reships if custom seizes. One of my first orders was stopped for a while and they reshipped, both orders ended up coming through and they didn't GAF.

>>76400070
Should be .80 to $1 per IU homie.

>>76418090
I love eq. Its mild but a great addition to any cruise or blast.

If i'm Norwood 1 in when i'm 40 can i take steroids without losing my hair?
I don't want to lose my hair and it's very thick and i heard roids only accelerate your normal balding pattern

>>76408014
Update on this: my tracking number says it's been shipped to my PO box, but it's not there. Like it says it got delivered but no one at the post office sees anything. I ordered mk677 and I'm not sure if it's a good idea to kick up too much of a fuss with USPS. What do?

>>76420995
If your hair is that good in your 40s you're probably set for life anon

>>76414235
>>76414659
Thanks, was hoping it's low enough to be called a faggot, don't want to push it at first. I bought simple test too, but would need to buy needles and I only saw them in packs of 100 and I don't plan to become a drug addict. I'm kinda fat so I thought stanozolol is the most straight forward.
I'm a bit of a trtfag too, shit beard and a single chest hair, only gotten less manly since my teenage years. Hormones seem ok, total testosterone is 18,22 nmol/l (525 ng/dl), but free testosterone is only 1.5%. So kind of an experiment to see if these do anything or I should fuck myself up with higher doses.

>>76420995
>Almost in my 40s
>Still have good hairline
>Hair is still thick
>Juice doesn't seem to have made any difference to it
>Going grey though

I didn't think this was going to bother me as much as it has. Up until about 6 months ago I had maybe 5 or 6 grey hairs and then when it grew back it's fucking everywhere. I'm certain that it's stress related. I need a cure that isn't just dying it.
You'll be fine.

>>76421777
it seems your either have the bald genes or the early grey genes

>>76421891
I have to agree there only seems to be those two options. Having said that my uncles are all in their 60s and don't have grey hair nor balding.
My dad has only just started to go grey now but he's 60. Mine started before juicing but I also think it's played a part in accelerating it. Looks like dying it is my only option at this point.

>>76421265
Could use some advice pls. Is it a good idea to call the post office again or do I take the L on this

My labs came back and these are my results. How fucked am I and what does this mean for my gains? Lifting 5+ years. Should I try to get on cabergoline?

PROLACTIN
45.7 ng/mL High
PROLACTIN,SERUM
35.3 ng/mL High
% MONOMERIC, PROLACTIN
76.5% High
MONOMERIC PROLACTIN
27.0 ng/mL High
FREE T4
2.1 ng/dL
TOTAL TESTOSTERONE
507 ng/dL
FREE TESTOSTERONE
11.5 pg/mL

>>76422025
retard didn't get E2 tested

>>76422025
you are very normal

>should I take a dopamine agonist as a natty because my prolactin is a little bit high
no, dude.

>>76422103
Should I push my endo to get E2 tested? Would this be the cause of my elevated prolactin?

>>76422135
Thanks brother, your input is appreciated.

>>76422298
high E2 won't cause high prolactin on its own unless you've been massaging your nipples or something
your prolactin is not extremely high and honestly i would just hop on 0.25mg cabergoline for a few weeks and retest after coming off, should fix itself
if it's natty your levels look good otherwise, maybe also get TSH/T3

I really want a device that can draw from a bottle without me having to hold it. Carnitine always takes forever to fill a 30g needle. I just want to set the needle in the bottle, put it in the device upside down, and then draw to where I want and have it lock into place. Does such a thing exist? Am I going to have to autistically design one and get it 3d printed?

>>76413243
Tbh anon you can run 400 test almost indefinitely, it's an extremely modest dose. Go for like 30 weeks or some shit if you're gonna run that low imo. As for results since you're untrained honestly maybe just under a pound of actual muscle per week for the first couple months. That's about the max you can gain per week period. Ignore all the retards counting bloat and water weight as muscle, there is simply a physiological cap and for most people it's around a pound of muscle per week.

Fuck it, going to the post office to ask about my package. I guess we'll see if I get arrested

>>76422605
Why would you get arrested for something that isn’t illegal? Do you have a panic attack when it’s time to cross the street too? Get a fucking grip you pussy

>>76422610
Anon I'm not going to lie to you this is the scariest shit I've ever done

My brother doesn't go to the gym but does work a physically demanding blue collar job.
He recently acquired some sarms. How do I convince him that it is not a good idea and that Togi's passive muscle gain idea is dumb.
I know its stupid just by looking at it, without any real knowledge of the subject but he's just gonna interrogate me for reasons.
I told him he should at least hit the gym for a couple years before starting but he doesn't wanna listen. What horrible issues might there be that will convince him its not worth it?
Sorry to be another I need spoonfeeding but this is the best place I know to ask and I'm too retarded for modern hallucinating AI google or duckduckgo clusterducks

>>76419597
nice! thank you

That feeling when your 2 year supply of steroids comes in safe and sound and you didn't get ripped off is always like Christmas morning as a kid

>>76421265
i've had tracking say delivered before, but it was like... quantum delivered. showed up a week later

>>76421777
same age range as you, but very balding (since 15, not roid related), and stark white hairs popping up :( on the plus side, when it comes to aas, i can blast til i'm passed, and never fret over hair care

>>76419318
I run it in perpetuity for peace of mind and to ensure I don’t crash my E2 by overdoing AI when I get worried, has made a world of difference

>>76422025
test is normal, but good lord what is going on with your prolactin? isn't 19ng/dl the top of the range? can you not ejaculate like... at all? tf. get on pramipexole asap, or at least pop 200mg p5p ed if you're worried about the dopamine agonist thing. jesus

>>76423209
I have the opposite problem. I just got my 2 year supply as I said in >>76423208 but they never updated me past "ready for carrier" despite me holding my steroids in my hand as I type this.

They never even gave me a tracking number or said "handed to deliverer" this time. Not the worst problem to have. I'd rather get my shit early and not have a tracking number than it take over a month like last time and have a tracking number.

>>76422475
backfill. the term you need to google is backfill
>>76422589
hell yeah! that's my cruise. cholesterol was dropping too, post blast. e2 was high but mine has always run high. stays in ratio fine, but that seems to be one of those contested things -- e2 under 30 vs test:eq ratio matched natty to not
>>76422636
reserach chemicals are gray. as long as the box wasn't leaking, you're probably fine. just wait another week or two

>>76423248
nice! stocked and ready to go. good on yuh! hah! i had the same thing happen once... but i had shit delivered to the office. that fuckin thing was gone, and i am never going to ask where it went. oh hey hr, i'm missing my package of non descript chinese vials. have you seen them? lol

>>76423268
Kek. I'd ask and just pretend I have a prescription. I got bloodwork done first this time and was actually going to do EVERYTHING the right way at this athletics clinic. They wanted to charge me 35 dollars per shot of 200mg and have me drive there for the shots (30 minutes away) every fucking week.

Told them to eat shit and farted in their office and left. Figured I could use the blood tests to show that I was "low test" if I ever got caught for some reason, though I purposely crashed my testosterone before going by not sleeping and chugging beer the night before.

>>76423288
thankfully it was just a kit of hcg, so, whatever. i took the L. haha! i'm doing the exact opposite. got bathtub stuff up front, and now i'm going to a clinic to get a scrip to keep handy. still gonna use my 280mg/ml homebrew bathtub tren though

>>76389762 (OP)
i used to come here sololy for ravenposters raven ass. sadge.

also i quit taking gear and think i got bunk clomid, my balls are still tiny and shrunken but i havent lost any mass and im finally getting morning wood now. things just arent adding up and my doc did a metabolic blood panel and im fine. but didnt test my fucking testosterone levels for some reason and i told him i came off steroids. retarded.

anyway surely its real clomid or i just bounced back to natty levels fine with fake clomid? im so confused, the last time i came off with 0 pct i felt so lethargic and tired had 0 sex drive no boners lost a bunch of weight. and now my acne is coming back? like what the fuck it has to be real clomid, clomphene is so cheap.

why are my nuts still so fucking tiny though lmfao

>>76423305
I trust the bath tub shit more than doctors at this point after dealing with a fat little indian doctor who told me last year 250mg of test e was causing my heart problems while my urgent care doctor was laughing at her and just told me stop drinking a gallon of milk a day and eating 3 cups of rice a day. One was a fat little indian lady with a food pyramid on her wall, the other was a jacked liftbro who talked to me for an hour about RFK, seed oils bad, everyone should be on TRT, everyone should be on creatine monohydrate, etc

Guess which one was right? Dropped the rice and milk and my blood pressure went from 200s to a perfect 120s. The little fat indian cunt had the nerve to tell me "it's not the rice, asians eat rice all the time". Bitch I'm not fucking Asian.

>>76389762 (OP)
Good evening brothers, been running a simple 500mg test e/week with 250IU of hcg administered twice weekly
this is my second cycle, and I thought about bumping it up to 750mg for the last month or so (I did this last time). But I think this isn't worth it, and I'll save my test instead for cruising and then do a 750mg cycle from the get-go.
Main issue right now is acne, not so bad but getting some blemishes on the arms and shoulders mostly. Starting benzoyl peroxide again and locking in a regular AI dose, 12.5mg asin every 3.5 days
Any anons with skincare tips?

>>76423343
I toe fucked a girl who had a clit like a small weiner once

>>76423429
Oops autocorrect*

I meant to say: What kind of pads do I use for desanitization when I inject? I've been using hand sanitizer I stole from work during the covid era but someone told me that's retarded and why it burns so much and to use pads.

>>76423329
oooooh shit! wait, you posted this before, right? glad you got that shit figured out. my primary is the same fuckin way. oh eat an exercise hur dur bitch the fuck does it look like i've been doin fuckin hell! goin through ryan root's clinic now. look up his book. dude's a blast. got stung a while back for runnin millions through his ugl lol

>>76423343
eh youre almost done. save it. look up plebbit skin care addicition. lots of good advice there. trick is shit's like aas -- varying individual response to treatments. gotta find what works for you
>>76423432
wut. even world health org said alcohol wipes dont do much. but costco has four packs of 100 for $12 out on the shelves by the pharmacy. if you're not burger, go fuck yourself, and rub vodka on the injection site and wait for it to dry

>>76423441
Yeah. I was having heart problems in November and posting about it here. It was definitely my diet, though going through a breakup at the same time didn't help.

>>76423432
lmao, just wipe down the area with rubbing alcohol on some paper towel
>>76423429
for me, getting rimmed was the most life-changing sexual experience

>>76423469
>getting rimmed was the most life-changing sexual experience

The same girl I toe fucked wanted to make a strap-on using a clone a cock of me and fuck me with my own cock. I thought she was joking and was like HELL YEAH until one time we got in a fight and she was like I'M NOT GONNA PEG YOU NOW and I was like wait you were serious?

Like I'd let a coworker peg me, that shit would go all around the work place.

>>76423469
Oh yeah forgot to reply to the actual relevant answer. Yeah I'll go get some rubbing alcohol.

>>76423480
sounds like she wanted to fuck you anon not peg you, probably a bit different. i wouldnt know i dont let people near my ass.

some black dude tickled my asshole while i was fucking his wife one time and i was like nope

>>76423488
>while i was fucking his wife
is this something you just get invited to?

>>76423488
>some black dude tickled my asshole while i was fucking his wife one time and i was like nope
Story?

Nah we did fuck and it was a terrible experience. I couldn't keep my weiner up because she took her clothes off and the skin looked like picrel except she was actually skinny, just tons of skin because she failed to mention she used to be fat. And her pussy couldn't get wet because she had her ovaries removed and started taking small amounts of test, hence the clit dick and her slightly deep voice. Also she farted on my in her sleep. I wanted to go to bed and take a bath and she got in the bath with me and started giving me a foot job so I gave her a pity toe fucking on her clitdick and it was a terrible experience because her hair dye washed off into the tub and burned my eyes like crazy. My weiner kept going soft and I just wanted to sleep, had to spit on it since she couldn't get wet. Eventually I gave up and said I'm too tired to fuck from helping her out earlier in the day.

I got free zaxbys out of it so the experience wasn't a total waste. Plus I fucked her friend later.

>>76423508
grim

>>76423469
>getting rimmed was the most life-changing sexual experience
I've had it done a few times and can never seem to remember much of it afterwards. Every time I've done it to someone I've been drunk and it always feels like it's a great idea at the time, but I never seem to enjoy it.

>>76423505
more like stumble into
>>76423508
i got invited to do dope with a friend when i was back in my fiend days, i loved heroin. but then they said they couldnt get dope only coke so i went along with them. ended up in a nice apartment with an old black guy and his busted but kinda hot blonde wife, half his age. she was like 22 and he was probably 46. anyway old black guy took a liking to me, took me under his wing and taught me "pimpin". made the women drive us around while we drank gin the back seat of an SUV, went back to his house smoked crack and his wife taught me how to eat pussy then she sucked my dick on the couch. one thing led to another, more crack was smoked and all 3 of us were naked in the bedroom 69ing fucking etc. he tried getting weird with me and i was like hell naw im gonna chill in the living room. watched a movie while they got their freak on

>>76423530
>taught me "pimpin"
and what did you learn?

>>76423530
Do you still pimp to this day? You take any of his life lessons to heart?

I couldn't imagine sharing my girl with someone else. That's probably one of the few things that'd make me actually roid rage.

>>76423539
bitches aint shit never let a hoe tell you what to do. women are retarded. etc. pretty good life lesson

>>76423542
the aforementioned part i took to heart, women are kinniving and will try to manipulate you and use you, so you gotta let them think theyre getting what they want while you really hold all the keys. never let her get too much power or control and always remind her that without you, she wouldnt be shit

>>76423559
Good life lesson. I'm gonna go yell at my new girlfriend right now and tell her without me she's fucked and would have to start an onlyfans and raise my voice until she's scared.

i do not pimp anymore i never really got that into it, id just get chicks to score drugs for me. i suppose if i ever end up on hard times i know what i can do, sleep on a bitches couch and convince her she loves me enough to pay me.

thats the game in a nutshell, what you choose to do with it is up to you

>>76423569
>id just get chicks to score drugs for me
you'd seduce them for it?

>>76423582
yeah im pure evil when it comes to women, i have good intentions but it always ends with me manipulating and using them for my own ends. i somehow convince them im sweet and the man of her dreams then they fall head over heels for me, it took a long time for me to realize that and i broke a lot of hearts along the way. but it wasnt all sunshine and rainbows with them either, he was right. women are vicious they will do the worst shit to get back at you, 10x worse than what you do to them.

Damn fags. I've been cruising on 180 test and 170 primo. My libido is through the roof, today I got boner in walmart because some bitch was wearing mini shorts. I had to hide somewhere to get it down. I've blasted 600mg test before, blasted eq. but my libido has never been crazy like this except when I was 15. Been asking random girls number just to fuck, shit is wild.

>>76423602
Pick my cotton nigger!

>>76423465
ah bummer dude. i'm currently trying to sniff out general anxiety disorder, that's triggering anhedonia. just like... everything is lousy. still not as bad as a breakup! shit's hard. well, glad to hear at least your heart is working haha

anyone have experience getting put on a beta blocker? how does that effect bodybuilding? it relaxes blood vessels and binds to the norepinephrine receptors, preventing your heartrate from going above a certain point.

>>76423636
got me curious. i'm eyeballin propanolol

>>76423636
I know a few people who take it, but unfortunately none of them lift. My therapist did recommend I try it and knows about my steroid use so I have to assume it's safe. Or maybe she just wants me to die so I can stop annoying her.

>>76423530
>>76423547
>>76423559
>>76423569
>>76423591

I know this guy he is gay and has sucked multiple cocks (including mine) believe me or don't I dont care, do with this information what you will

>>76423662
this guy sucked my dick and is trying to psyop you into believing it was the other way around, never trust him. he will suck your dick and then pretend that you did it to him instead

Goddamn how is everyone here getting their dick sucked but me

>>76423829
Try the /yoga/ general and you can suck your own

If I went for a run after injections would it spread the test faster?

>>76421550
>I bought simple test too, but would need to buy needles and I only saw them in packs of 100 and I don't plan to become a drug addict.
i have no interest in giving further advice and hope your cycle goes terribly. dont post here anymore.

>>76423232
does ralox have any significant sides at all? are there no ramifications for just perma taking it?

>>76424002
No
>>76424052
There's one study that suggests the potential for an eye thing but it's extremely low

>>76424050
Sorry. I guess I can shoot that much test too...

Just moved to a different county and I’m having trouble finding the sauce here

I’m in the south of France

Any got any tips?