Thread 76391152

>does nothing
>gives you problems when you get old
>eventually gives you cancer and kills you

very cool!

>>76391152 (OP)
Mine doesn't do nothing. Mine swells up from roids and then makes me blast cum when my wife's boyfriend let's me watch

>>76391152 (OP)
mine makes my hair fall out

>>76391152 (OP)

>Acts as the male g spot
>Makes it so you can have erections
>produces fluid used in ejaculation

Nah it's useful

>>76391152 (OP)
>does nothing
touch it anon and then tell me it does nothing (after you've regained composure and can speak again)

>>76391152 (OP)
>Makes you bald
>Gives you continence problems
>Gives you cancer and kills you
Bro it's awesome

>>76391295
Lol

>>76391152 (OP)
Mine makes me orgasm

>>76391663
>>76391419
>>76391387
Teach me senpai

>>76391680
Stick something cock shaped up your ass in and out long enough and youll cum.

>>76391686
Don't even have to do that, can just grind your gooch hard on something if you don't like sticking things up there and you'll also cum.

>>76391711
That doesn't work retard

>>76391152 (OP)
Does your test drop if you get your prostate removed or can people live without it? Also how have we not got to the point where we are growing organs? Too many thirdies to babysit instead.

>>76391716
Yes it does. It's not as good as sticking something up there but there's less cleanup and prep.

>>76391718
When they take them out for those that have cancer, you lose the ability to get an erection. It's a known problem.

>>76391152 (OP)
>>does nothing
A 4chaner doesn't need sperm to reproduce. Color me shocked.

>>76391757

Just causes clean up issues later

Punch your prostate and see if it does nothing heh

imagine killing all faggots, fast and clean to prevent them from getting off to pain

>>76391152 (OP)
>does nothing
Works during semen creation for helping the little fellas moving efficiently.
>gives you problems when you get old
If you take FIN it won't.
>eventually gives you cancer and kills you
If you take FIN it won't.

>>76391152 (OP)
What? No. Your prostate is what sucks the cum out of your balls so you can shoot. Exercise your pelvic floor.

>>76391741
Is it gay if a woman gives you a prostate orgasm ?

>>76393276
This but dutasteride instead

Reminder to drink nettle tea.
>good for prostate
>possible test booster
>yums hard

>>76391152 (OP)
Bust a nut daily to prevent cancer. Use it or lose it. No fap is a Jewish psyop.

>>76391152 (OP)
>does nothing
anon the prostate is where your cum is produced.

>>76393621

If it's with a finger or her tongue no. If it's with a toy or a strap on yes.

>>76393683
No porn is better and most guys need porn to fap is the issue.

>>76393275
K-keep going...

>>76391152 (OP)
>does nothing
I jerk off 4 times a day I promise you this fucker isn't freeloading

>>76393637
What does it actually do?

>prostate
>isnt pro
skill issue

/fit/ is truly the gayest board.

>>76391718
It does.

>>76391152 (OP)
told you to stretch newflag, but no you don't want to listen.

>>76391152 (OP)
any of you guys finger your prostate? ive tried using the rounded end of a drum stick, or various other dick shaped items but it just made me have to poo. and of course now my drumstick is ruined

>>76394164
try prostate plugs, vibrating ones feel pretty good
urge to shit goes away when experienced with anal but you start with plugs not dildos

>>76391152 (OP)
>thinks prostatic fluid isn't required for ejaculation, and therfore the reproduction of the entire human spiecies

>>76391152 (OP)
Its the carbohydrates.
Quit carbs and it won't bother you.

>>76391716
>anon doesn't know
>>76391680
Don't masturbate for a while and then sit on a dildo. You've got it right when you cum from just the tip grazing against your fun-button :3

>>76393276
What is fin?

>>76394190
Its a little wing fish have, they fly through the water with them

>>76393637
You mean
>does nothingbfor the prostate
>nothing for test
>tastes like dog piss
>gives you kidney stones
>gives you cancer

>>76394190
French for the end.

>>76391419
>>76391663
I've had a urologist fingerblast it to get a sample of prostatic fluid. Didn't feel good at all, I was completely soft throughout and it just made me feel like I'm gonna piss myself. Took like 4 rounds to get a single drop to dribble out, shit fucking sucked and then I got a cotton swab all the way up my dickhole which was also pretty bad. At least the doctor was female.

>>76394330
Yeah fags copepost over the prostate.
It doenst feel particularly good, and e en tuslly you will ejaculate fully, but it doesn't feel like an orgasm, it felt smore like your pissing out some cum.

>>76394190
A sissy OF homosexual

>>76391680
>Teach me senpai

>>76394190
the human main character from this cartoon called adventure time

>>76394678
high fives u

>>76391716
I discovered early that rubbing the area between my balls and asshole a certain way when I was masturbating enhanced the pleasure and intensified my orgasms. I'm too straight to stick anything up my ass, or even let a woman slide a finger in during a BJ, but I don't doubt that direct stimulation would do even more. My outlook on penetration is oldschool, i.e. it ain't happening to me without a fight because I am always the penetrator and never the penetratee.

>>76391663
>>76391680
As someone who used to do this, I highly recommend that you do not do this. Ruins your life, women will irreparably hate you for it if you ever let them know, and can cause all kinds of issues. Thankful for quitting when I did.

>>76394838
If you say no homo while penetrating your butt you are not doing unstraight stuff. just sayin

>>76395244
explain it to me like im stupid

>>76391152 (OP)
Just like have some kids nigga, just die at 50 with a smile

>>76394164

Bro just get a toy off amazon, don't go to the ER because you did something stupid. Everyone will laugh at you

>>76394364

Only feels really good if you're using drugs.

>>76395347

Women don't have dicks so basically you're letting the women know that you can cum without their help. Also there's health issues with sticking stuff up there. plus once you prefer that over using your dick, you're cooked.

Women that aren't sexually damaged don't like fingering a guy or pegging him

>>76395347
Women think you're a fag if you do butt stuff, and they don't want to date fags.

>>76391152 (OP)
>eventually gives you cancer and kills you
'cause you fell for the nofap meme.

>>76391686
Sounds kinda gay

>>76393275
you can imagine it but your not going to do it because your a pussy and you will get mogged by my lmt rifle.

>>76393276
I did some research on that, and fin users weren't actually any less likely to die of prostate cancer. This seems odd, but I guess it's true?

>>76393276
>dude take the anti gains, dick killing, tranny drug!!

>>76395840
Why do you guys hate fin so much?

>>76396153
>anti gains, dick killing, tranny drug

>>76396153
Because fin users believe they can better themselves and that their lives can be improved, something losers on /fit/ refuse to acknowledge. Crabs in a bucket behaviour.

>>76395640
Skill issue.
Never had a problem with fucking girls and making them know I like my prostate diddled. You just have to fuck their brains out so they get that idea you’re talking out of their system.
In the end, they love it because they want to make you feel good (and because all women are a tiny bit dom if you let them).

>>76396814
And how many of them did you marry? Lust will ruin your life.

>>76391152 (OP)
I'm on fin so this isn't a problem for me

>>76396974
>finshill out of nowhere
But you're correct, it shrinks your prostate and neuters you, so take it if that's what you're after.

>>76396873
One of them, some years ago, still happy as ever.
Please stop making assumptions like that.

>>76391152 (OP)
Fin actually shrinks your prostate. Don't know if it stops cancer but it makes it smaller so you don't get enlarged prostate as you get older.

>>76398464
5mg a day does that.

>>76397101
She doesn't respect you if you're not LARPing.

>>76391387
This. Previous relationship got me into pegging, best risk I ever took. Women who are into it go absolutely insanely wild over it when you allow it and it feels great

Anybody know why prostates get enlarged when you get old?

>>76398926
DHT exposure. Fin stops this

>>76391387
>>76398765
There is no male g spot, you're just so ultra-gay that you cum hands-free from getting fucked in the ass.

There's a reason even most homos don't have anal sex, most men don't feel anything from it. Only the gayest can cum by being so hysterically autistic that they orgasm from memes.

>>76399619
>There's a reason even most homos don't have anal sex, most men don't feel anything from it.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about. Unironically touch grass, incel

I tried multiple times and never had a g-spot orgasm, I tried with fingers and toys and I get hard but if I don't touch my dick I can't cum, even with cock-rings on. Once I stopped touching myself after a very long teasing session and the vibrator inside pushed me over the edge, but it just felt like a ruined orgasm so I grabbed my dick and pumped the remainder of it so I don't get frustrated. I don't get how all these ultra-fags come from it seeing firewoeks and shaking uncontrollably, it's just not that fun.

Also douching before is a pain in the ass, pun intended.

>>76400265
its the buildup that feels good not the orgasm. like being on the edge but unable to cum just leaking it while stimulated
way too much effort to set this shit up but also a fun experience once in a while

>>76399619
Just say you're jealous that you can't cum from your prostate

>>76399619
>There's a reason even most homos don't have anal sex, most men don't feel anything from it

I've tried numerous times to coom from prostate stimulation and literally nothing happens. I get nothing from it.

>>76391152 (OP)
It should have fulfilled its purpose several times by they time you're old enough to get cancer.

It's a very subtle feeling that grows. You have to train it. I've had straight retarded orgasms from it. Don't do it anymore though, weed helps a lot. It's very degenerate.

>>76398687
Keep thinking that, that’s the defeatist mindset that will get you nowhere.

>>76400276
You definitely can have a full orgasm while being touched in your prostate with no need for dick touching, it just depends on your mindset and if your body wants it that day, otherwise it’s the dribbling long orgasm and in that case you just fuck the girl afterwards and cum inside her.

>>76400901
How long did it take you to get there, both in that session and how long to train? And when you say retarded orgasms what do you mean? I deathgrip and nothing ever feels as good as a hand squeezing the life out of my cock, not even vagina, can't imagine an orgasm like that without even touching the dick.

>>76399619
I've made several guys cum from just fucking their ass, not even having their dicks touched. Are you American or Muslim? I think it might be an ability you lose from circumcision because they were all uncut.

>>76400265
>>76400276

Usually you need drugs, toys, and time. It takes a long time before you actually get to the right spot. If done correctly it's 100x better than a normal orgasm but like someone said is very degenerate.

>>76394330
holy shit