>nice gains anon
>body's looking good
>I just made more billions than you'll ever see while looking like this
>I can have sex with any woman on earth looking like this

>>76393831 (OP)
Every girl I've been with have been hotter than his ugly bitches (prime Amber Heard not included)

>>76393831 (OP)
The funny thing is that he actually can't have sex with any girl, because he's devoid of charm.

>>76393831 (OP)
>All of his children were born from artificial insemination.
I really don't think this guy fucks.

yeah but he has sex with grimes. i like her music but like

You know I wouldn't even be surprised if all of his girlfriends were some kind of weird transactional relationship.

>Give me a baby
>get $500k/yr for life

>>76393831 (OP)
I'm not convinced that Elon actually fucks any of his baby mamas, I wouldn't be surprised if he just mails them a turkey baster. Elon is a weird guy.

>>76393865
Being pegged doesn't count.
It's not some kind of an insult. She actually has videos of him being pegged by her.

>>76393841
Post some of their sexy photos with face cropped.

>>76393831 (OP)
Dick doesn't work. Pisses blood. Because ketamine addiction. Deposits semen in cups he takes with him everywhere he goes in the event he meets someone so in love with the idea of having some rich bitch's child that they ignore how he treats his other sperm donorees and children, and accepts his "donation". Probably hasn't consummated a relationship with a woman physically since GRIYYMS. That's peak male performance there.

>>76393831 (OP)
As "successful" as he can be, I never, ever once got envious of Elon, no matter how much fresh pussy he gets or how many billions on top of his billions.
And if you're envious of him, you're a terminal loser.

>>76393887
Hes admitted outright all his illegitimate kids were conceived through artificial insemination

>>76393831 (OP)
I'm not jealous of the money or the sex he could have. What I'm really jelly of is the longevity he'll achieve despite doing everything wrong, he'll likely reach his 90s in an acceptable shape while I'll die at 70 despite doing everything right.

im a drumpfer and I still think this timeline is so weird, trump makes more sense but everything that's happened with elon would have been unimaginable to me back in like 2014

>>76394084
He's a pathetic "man". The only chad billionaire is Bezos

>>76393831 (OP)
I would literally rather die than be forced to live in that body.

>>76395494
Fucking pussy.
T. Me

>>76393831 (OP)
My gf is into free use

>>76393831 (OP)
but I don't wanna fuck a hag fridge

>>76393831 (OP)
>>76396735
Is there a medical reason for why he's shaped like this?

>>76396746
Large ribcage and never being active. Human bodies vary and when you get old they get stranger with hormones changing fat distribution etc.

>>76396746
Barrel chest it's not usually congenital if that's what you're asking. People can develop it later in life.

>>76396752
>>76396749
Acknowledge my reply dorks