Why didn't you tell me that sex is so awkward and cringe?

It's not
Sex is supposed to be the time where you (the man) are in full control of everything

>>76397394 (OP)
You've gotta douche before, OP, until the water is completely clear.

>>76397394 (OP)
first time uh?

>>76397394 (OP)
It's pretty good unless you don't share strong intimate feelings with the gal. Then it's kinda awkward, at least to me.

I can only have sexual experiences while drunk or high cos I find it disgusting and awkward sober

>>76397394 (OP)
Sex is really awkward, I still can't figure out how to consistently do it doggy style. I don't care if that's humiliating, it's the truth.
But I'm lucky enough to have a long term, beautiful and kind girlfriend, who enjoys it as much as I do.

>>76397418
So is it true what those blackpillers say that you should never tell your emotions to a woman cause she will lose respect for you and leave you?

it isn't

>>76397623
>I still can't figure out how to consistently do it doggy style
make her move her legs farther apart

Are these faggot problems? This sounds like faggot problems.

>>76397672
Double negative, retard-kun

>>76397674
Really? Thats good news
Man when i listen to those pick up artists talk about women it makes me never approach another in my life

>>76397681
What?

>>76397682
>when i listen to those pick up artists

>>76397685
I just listened to one for like 5mins out of curiosity cause i really am shit at talking to women but shit they say is crazy. Like how you should be selected by a woman cause women select( not that i dont agree with that but men select too) then how they will always test your "internal world of emotion" basically that she will try to mess up your internal peace and once she realizes she can do that she will lose respect for you. Do women really do this? I mean all women

>>76397424
I used to do the same. Now I just gave up. Sex is disgusting. Vaginas are fucking disgusting. Women are gross.

>>76397418
this has been my experience as well. when hooking up with women that i actually like it's always been awesome. when it's a woman i hardly know and it always feels much more of an odd exchange between strangers

>>76397703
Can't even be gay either cos assholes are also disgusting and femboys/trannies are never as cute and soft irl as they look online

>>76397701
Someone answer

>>76397394 (OP)
Why did you think people have to get drunk to have it casually?

the only truly awkward sex i've had was when i hooked up with a longtime female friend and we were both fucked up drunk but neither were blackout. we were terrible lol. the morning after wasn't even awkward, we both thought it was kind of funny.

>>76397394 (OP)
either develop a romantic attraction or learn to cultivate feelings of domination and control and selfishly giving into your own pleasure

>>76397394 (OP)
Sex is awesome, nigga.

>>76397394 (OP)
with the right woman, ideally a wife or serious gf, it's pretty fun

Sex is not real

>>76397701
>>76397875
I will try to be succinct.

>You should be selected by a woman
True. Yes, men select, but we’re not talking about literal choice, rather biological mate selection. A more easy truth you may have accepted already is the common saying that “Men care about looks, women care about personality.” This is a simplifcation. Men, when selecting a mate, need to know that a woman can bear children, won’t die soon, can feed children, isn’t diseased, isn’t pregnant with another man’s child, etc. Therefore we pick based on a few metrics, namely looks and purity. Women have to pick a man that has the character to stick around, the strength to change the world, the social pull to receive respect and help from the tribe, the bravery to face worldly perils, AND most of the appearance based stuff that goes into healthy children. Women, therefore, must be more careful with their pick, as they are subjecting themselves to the mercy of their stronger partner’s abilities and willingness to provide. Women must set the challenge, and men must rise to it; women pick, men display. In more modern terms, women divorce men far more often than the other way around, and women are obviously far more picky in practice, you can look anywhere online for examples. Find a girl willing to chase you and, if she’s good enough for you, you’ll be happy; chase a girl and, even if you’re good enough for a while, she’s likely to change her mind.

Second point addressed in the cont.

>>76398057 (cont.)

>Women will shit test you
True. They don’t logically sit and go “Hmm, I want to fuck with this man because I’m silly” just like how religious people of all creeds don’t go “Hmm, praise be to this one god because I’m silly.” You have to step outside of your own perspective and understand that their subconscious has fundamental differences. An obvious example is that when you see a sexy woman you feel urges that a woman probably wouldn’t, and vice versa. You have desires to protect women, they have desires to protect themselves from “well intentioned” (horny and unpredictable) men. As I mentioned, a big part of female mate selection is trying to judge capacity and character of a man, which is why women can be swayed by a man’s deeds or accomplishments much more easily than a man can be a swayed by a woman’s. They are biologically predisposed to shit test you, to see how you deal with problems they put in your path, not because they understand where it comes from, but because it “feels” right and they rationalize it based on the feeling. It kind of sucks but, at the same time, it gives you a chance to prove how levelheaded or capable you are if you can successfully handle her concerns without stooping to an emotional level. In modern terms, women are sillier by nature and, while they don’t want you to dismiss their concerns (dodging the tests) they don’t want you to match their energy either (failing the tests). Just treat her like a child (without belittling her too directly) and handle whatever it is with grace and civility (passing the tests).

Suffice to say, we are different in body and mind, and while many of these differences are as subtle as the differences in our skulls, understanding them brings an understanding of the way of things. Knowing how things work is an important part of being human, and it’s a valuable trait in a man, so don’t dismiss it as patriarchal pick up artist slop.

>>76397717
frotting seems like it would be pretty fun at least, though there's no real power dynamic there

>>76398057
>>76398082
I wish I learned (and comprehended) this shit when I was 20, had to find it out the hard way

>>76397394 (OP)
>LDR with a girl after a year of her pining for me and me growing to like her back
>says when I visit her we'll have sex
>says we'll just go slow and tell each other what feels good or what we want
this is my first time doing literally anything with a girl bros, i'm scared

im in my 30s and still a kissless virgin. im never going to have sex, in part because the awkwardness, cringe, shame and humiliation that i would feel when its clear i have no clue what im doing at this age would be too much to bear

It never lasts long enough to be awkward.


( ._.)

>>76397672
It is. I have a whole life of experiences on that.

>>76398182
it's really not that difficult but practice putting on a condom before

>>76397394 (OP)
Most people who have sex are ugly and overweight.

>>76397623
Spread her legs apart, put her head down. It should be pretty natural.

>>76398289
>Most people [...] are ugly and overweight.

>>76397672
You can do it subtly but you should never trauma dump or cry. Honestly I wouldn't do that in front of my own mom let alone my girlfriend (I don't have one)

>>76397703
How does this happen? Is it just low T? I love how vaginas look and feel, I also love women, every cutie at the gym I start picturing a scene inside my mind where I'm raw dogging her so hard her intestines would came out, can't stop thinking about sex, even with prostitutes I had a blast having sex

>>76398421
If you can’t cry in front of your own mother then who?

>>76397394 (OP)

You're not doing it right anon. Have them laying down face in the pillow

>>76397394 (OP)
Sex and relationships are about validation mainly.
Why do you think men who have girlfriends/wives still jerk off to porn?

>>76397418
I believed this stupid womanly meme for so long until I started fucking whores. Best decision ever.

>>76397394 (OP)
You’re awkward and cringe. I am a sex GOD.

>>76397717
Fags need to be executed, fast, and clean
Kill all homos
>>76398441
You're a debased creature living on the lowest level of natural reality with 0 elements of transcendental spirit. You are a pig, a disgusting creature of the flesh looking to satisfy his lowest, most basic urges and willing to forego any amount of dignity to get his fill. You are nothing.

>>76398168
Couldn't you just do that with a woman IRL? Like just grind on her

>>76398182
Foreplay is more important than the actual sex
It's lower than you think
If she's not wet, she's not ready
Trim your nails, brush your teeth, and take a goddamn shower

the whole chemistry thing is 100% real

some girls just dont do it for me

>>76398655
I would add to this, just fess up to her that you're super nervous. Make it about her - you never expected your first to be someone so hot and blah blah blah. Set the expectation right at the start while feeding her ego.

Also, enjoy the entire woman. Like some kind of native/aboriginal hunter-gatherer, have sex with the entire woman. Don't just go straight to sticking your peepee in her hooha, touch and explore every inch of her.

This advice assumes she's at least attractive at all. If she's a dog or a fatty, man, just pump it.

>>76398182
>>76398655
>>76398666
All good advice

I will add, make sure you really scrub your asshole. If she even gets a faint whif of shit, it's over. Get a trimmer. Shave your balls and shaft smooth, and trim the rest of the hair to be short, use a short guard. This will make you at least appear more hygienic. She will appreciate it. She will hopefully do the same sort of grooming and if she has, explore the area

Have fun anon

You gotta go to pound town dawg. Hump her like a dog in heat. Go fast go slow. Then tell her to spit on it. And when she says no you yell at her to do it and she will. Works for me

>all this preemptive shit just to have sex
This is only gonna make him more nervous. Do vacuous normgroids actually put this much effort into it?

>>76398505
Sorry for your loss. That sort of bonding is one of the really worthy feels you can get in life.

>>76398702
>Do vacuous normgroids actually put this much effort into it?
yes. the normies only reason for doing anything is sex. only thing they live for. only thing they think about. it is why the topic is everywhere at all times.

>>76398731
Maybe. But it's not needed to enjoy sex.

>>76397672
>So is it true what those blackpillers say
no

>>76398057
>>76398082
none of this is true and you cannot lump all women into a categorized personality group that either you invented or read in some dumbass gay guy's book. date women, fuck it up because you are learning then start again. eventually you'll get better at dating and lock down a wife. either that or you'll cry, beat yourself up and die alone. it's pretty straight forward.

>>76397394 (OP)

I tried to tell you, you didnt want to listen

>>76397890
Good point.

>>76397394 (OP)
ha! you just got pwned

>>76398442
>then who?
nobody you dumb twat

>>76398442
just shove it down and thug it out, nobody gaf

>>76398289
Only brown

>>76398497
The final blackpill. Redpillers and simps are two sides of the same coin.

>>76398497
Most men will never have unpaid sex with a 7+ so they still need to look at hot women on the internet, it used to be shows like baywatch and married with children that fulfilled that role

>>76398442
In front of your general, soldier.

>>76397394 (OP)
We thought you would never find out.