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Anonymous No.76402664 [Report] >>76402695 >>76402752 >>76402843 >>76402849 >>76402883 >>76402887 >>76402929 >>76402940 >>76402954 >>76403217
Today was the first weekend I have had since retiring. My pension is $500k per year.
Bench: 298 lbs
Squat: 550 lbs
Deadlift: 720 lbs
Financial status: 21.8M at 33
Romance status: Married. Plan to have 6 kids on my homestead
Wife was the prom queen, Virgin when I met her. Still beautiful at 32
Auto status: Tesla; with e-scooter paid in full (220k before tax)
Looking for next mountain to climb.
Now post body, bet you won't.
Anonymous No.76402688 [Report]
>still an incel
Anonymous No.76402695 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
>Plan to have 6 kids
isn't your wife 32?
Anonymous No.76402702 [Report] >>76402724
Bait used to be believable.
Anonymous No.76402724 [Report]
>>76402702
What is unbelievable about that?
Anonymous No.76402735 [Report]
Dont believe you for some reason despite pulling off impressive feats myself. Funny.

You could not be lying actually, but it just doesnt ring as believeable in my head.
Anonymous No.76402751 [Report] >>76402757 >>76402861
What’s the lore on how this average ass white guy bevame spammed here for years on end?
Was he just an annoying spammer?
Anonymous No.76402752 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
>Those lifts
>That body
post video of one
Anonymous No.76402756 [Report] >>76402767
What in God's Holy Name compels someone to come on here and larp? Seriously. What? I do not get it.
Anonymous No.76402757 [Report]
>>76402751
He btfo OP
Anonymous No.76402767 [Report] >>76402802
>>76402756
Not a larp.
Anonymous No.76402802 [Report] >>76402827
>>76402767
Then post a single video of a lift
Anonymous No.76402827 [Report] >>76402894 >>76402979
>>76402802
Do you think people have videos of them picking things up and putting them down at the ready?
Anonymous No.76402843 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
yikes
Anonymous No.76402849 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
550lb squat and not even a 3 plate bench? Idk chief.
Anonymous No.76402861 [Report]
>>76402751
He was an average dude spamming his first year gains all of 2023
He kept blogpidting so people added more ridiculous claims like
>hot Asian side gf
>own a villa
>three Nordic kids
Etc
Anonymous No.76402863 [Report] >>76402896 >>76402910
Someone who is so successful wouldnt be fishing for compliments on fit. Post something worth 100kUSD like a patek, i know you wont
Anonymous No.76402883 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
Show us a photo of timestamp with you in front of your mansion.
Until you do, you are a larper and that isn't even your body.
Anonymous No.76402887 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
You sound like a homo loser.
Welcome to /fit/.
Anonymous No.76402894 [Report] >>76402907
>>76402827
If you have a 550lb squat, you should be able to conveniently do a 315lb squat without taking more than a minute out of your day. If you're a millionaire, then I'm sure you have a home gym.
Anonymous No.76402896 [Report] >>76402900
>>76402863
I dont fish for compliments but i still post on 4chan despite dumping 3.6k a month into stocks because im still depressed from >tfwnogf
God im such a fucking loser
Anonymous No.76402900 [Report]
>>76402896
to be fair 35k savings a year is really good but its not giga successful. Thats any autist junior engineer out of an american uni (You)
Anonymous No.76402907 [Report] >>76402923
>>76402894
Is that how you think it works?
Anonymous No.76402910 [Report] >>76403008
>>76402863
It is 2025 lol I feel silly buying watches
Anonymous No.76402923 [Report] >>76402947 >>76402983
>>76402907
>Do you think that I should be able to do one rep with 57% of my 1RM.
>Is that how you think it works?
YES, that is how lifting works.
Hell, you can even start lower and work your way up if you want. It still shouldn't take more than a few minutes to show us 315.
Make sure you include timestamp.
Anonymous No.76402929 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
All of this is fake.
Anonymous No.76402940 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
>21.8m at 33
Nice bro, I have zero dollars in my bank account.
Anonymous No.76402947 [Report] >>76402970 >>76402983
>>76402923
I'm not referring to the lift.
Go be poor somewhere else.
Anonymous No.76402954 [Report] >>76403225
>>76402664 (OP)
>all that and he still wastes his life on an anime incel website
Anonymous No.76402970 [Report] >>76402981
>>76402947
What.... you meant the part about having a home gym?
Dude, equipment isn't that expensive, especially if you get it used
Literally, $1000 is enough to get the required equipment to squat 550 at home.
You're a millionaire, and you can't afford a home gym? More larping, of course.
Just show us SOMETHING, with a timestamp.
Anonymous No.76402979 [Report] >>76403205
>>76402827
Yes, everyone who actually lifts does.
Anonymous No.76402981 [Report] >>76402998
>>76402970
Dance for me.
Anonymous No.76402983 [Report] >>76402987
>>76402923
I'm sure he doesn't even squat 225

>>76402947
What are you getting out of this exactly? In what single way is any of this worth your time?
Anonymous No.76402987 [Report]
>>76402983
When you have money, you can buy more time.
Anonymous No.76402998 [Report] >>76403006
>>76402981
>Hear ye, hear ye. I have the perfect life. Infinite wealth. Infinite beautiful women. A beautiful body. You are all peasants compared to me.
>No I don't have to prove any of my claims with a simple photo that would require 30 seconds to take.
I'm leaving this thread. Good luck with everything. Also kys.
Anonymous No.76403006 [Report]
>>76402998
>Now post body, bet you won't.
Anonymous No.76403008 [Report] >>76403200 >>76403205
>>76402910

>it's 2025, watches aren't techno-futurist and progressive enough
>thinks having $21.8mil and buying a Tesla would be a flex

Rich WASPs and Hajnal whites are some of the lamest people. I have to hand it to obnoxious, flashy, garish new money rich people. They don't have some weird Calvinist genetic memory that makes them feign minimalism and austerity, and I find it to be way more honest. At least rich Micks, Slavsquats, Ghkhreeks and I-talians don't pretend to not enjoy their money.

Watches look cool, and looking at a watch is easier than pulling out a phone anyway. Shit, the timer on my stove is broken so when I'm cooking and something needs to cook for 10 minutes, I just use my watch to time it, it's easier than setting a timer on my phone.
Anonymous No.76403200 [Report] >>76403283
>>76403008
Nta, but a week ago I was cleaning my room and found out a watch I havent worn in years was out of batteries. Its just a cheap but cool looking G Shock. Very cool. Then I realized replacing the battery at a store would cost more than $10. Obviously if youre gonna get a watch in 2025, you get an iwatch.
I dont want an iwatch. So I went on Aliexpress and bought a $5 dollar G Shock lookin watch. Same thing but without the brand.
Luckily I am retired also and dont need a watch but if I was forced to buy a watch, I have no choice but to buy iwatch.
Anonymous No.76403205 [Report] >>76403283
>>76402979
I dont. lol.
>>76403008
It is 2025. You buy an Apple Watch if you need a watch.
Anonymous No.76403217 [Report]
>>76402664 (OP)
>worth 21 million dollars
>have that poor person a bathroom
>full pension at only 33


Who would believe this lmao
Anonymous No.76403225 [Report]
>>76402954
Normalfag website. Go back
Anonymous No.76403283 [Report]
>>76403200

G Shocks are a solid 2000s throwback.

>>76403205

>It's 2025. You buy an Apple Watch if you need a watch.

Every CNA thot has has an Apple watch. Men should have a watch made of metal. Men with money should have a watch made of expensive metal. Imagine being rich and not even flexing that shit. Smart watches make you look like a doofus. You might as well buy a Patagonia vest and a Subaru Outback dykemobile, although a Tesla serves the purpose just fine.

Again, rich people are so fucking lame now. For all the hate they get, the boomers got a lot of shit right. In the 80s, rich guys did cocaine, drove Italian sports cars and fucked lots of whores. Now, rich guys fret about their rectal PH and whether they're "technologically advanced enough for the current year." They're still going to Hell because they're liberals. If I were going to burn in Hell for all eternity, I'd rather earn that shit by being an extreme degenerate, instead of getting sent to the Lake of Fire because I was otherwise prim and proper but I invested cancer patients into an early grave.