Thread 76409197

Slowbros, we won

>>76409197 (OP)
Sounds like some kind of cope to justify having weak toe flexors. Likely just another jewish article to justify weakness. People who walk faster have stronger toe flexors.

>>76409211
You sound unhappy

>>76409197 (OP)
I walk slow because I'm always high

>>76409223
Are you black

>>76409197 (OP)
I'm less happy because you slow fucks keep getting in my god damn way.

>>76409265
This. When an old lady is in front of me at the grocery store going slow as fuck and there's not enough room for me to go around I just want to OHP her then throw her to the ground at full force.

I always knew this. Fast walkers are bug men. They also find a strong correlation to city dwellers and fast walkers. And you know city dwellers are much more likely to be bugs. Yeast life if you will

>>76409197 (OP)
>people not satisfied with the current state of affairs have shit to get done and want to get places faster
>people with no ambition just lazily wander around
I believe it. Happiness was never the goal. It's just a primitive, evolutionary carrot meant to motivate the monkey to do evolutionarily beneficial things. Suffering is the stick. To always have the carrot without worrying about the stick is a failure state.

I'm german so I do everything efficiently
That includes my relaxing after-meal walk

>>76409197 (OP)
I walk fast and the most unhappy of my friends is the only one that walks faster than me. neurotic women always walk fast, actually women tend to walk fast most of the time.

checks out.

>>76409379
>city dwellers are fast walkers
>>76409408
>women tend to walk fast most of the time

where the fuck do you guys live? neither of these are true

>>76409197 (OP)
i hate it when people walk slowly across the street. It makes me even angrier when they walk across the street an an angle. I get even more angrier when they decided to keep walking on the street and try to avoid stepping onto the sidewalk. I get even more greatly angrier when i tell them to get off the road and they get angry at me telling me i have no right to tell them to get off the road.
i wish people would walk faster

>>76409197 (OP)
Accurate
t. Powerwalker

Funny how I walk "fast" but crossing the street at the same pace then I'm walking "slowly".

Because it fucking hurts and burns like crazy power walking for even 1 min.
Running has nothing on this.

>>76409534
It's almost well-known that cramped cities like New York have the fastest walkers.

mid pace master race. not a slow retard. not a fast autist

>>76409275
I don’t mind old people being slow. It is the morbidly obese retards that stand in the isle with a full cart trying to decide which fucking can of pasta sauce they are going to get while texting on their phone. We all know that they are going to eat the full can in 1 sitting so they might as well just grab 6 off the shelf and save everyone some time god fucking damnit I hate them so much

>>76409381
Kek.
>So you're satisfied huh? Loser!!!

>>76409275
goddamn anon, i'm frustrated with old people too but your emotion is insanely violent

>>76409197 (OP)
Autists and ADHDers tend to walk faster and they're the type of people with difficulties handling modern, oversocialized world.

I'm happy because no matter how fast I walk it's never fast enough.

>>76411404
I meant 'unhappy', consequence of typing too fast.

>>76409197 (OP)
can confirm
t. fastwalker

>>76411339
Yes. Winners are never satisfied.

I be taking my sweet ass time.

How do I slow down? Even when I try to walk slow I walk fast?

>>76409197 (OP)
Tall people necessarily walk faster than shorter people.
This is manlet cope.