Thread 76413341

Be honest. What's your opinion of this guy?

>>76413341 (OP)
his content would ge much more enjoyable if he didnt censor himself with the word turk and scream in the camera

>>76413341 (OP)
cant believe i fell for his quirk chungus wholesome old roidtranny 2019 persona
hes a fucking scammer who will say whatever to get your money and your views and if you take him seriously you need to end your shit

>>76413341 (OP)
Too old to start drama with teenagers

>>76413341 (OP)
literally scooby but with hair

>>76413341 (OP)
he is right about everything other than the shit he is trying to sell. thats the gimmick, gain trust by speaking the truth, then obtain lambos by marketing your snake oil.

>>76413341 (OP)
Everything about him screams closeted faggot or cuck. He has weird botox lips, no bass in his voice, worships blacks and arabs, constantly chasing mandrama and painting as muh industry, weird diluted self-deprecating humor (not as bad as kike israetel but similar)
I just dont like him

>>76413348
He doesn't even lie about it lmao.

His last video he went on a schizorant about how it doesn't matter if he has zero credibility, because all of that matters is engagement and his views going up. He was just like "If my garbage takes result in more views then I'll just keep doing garbage takes who gives a shit about my reputation, idiots will still slurp up the content and I will just make more money"

Guy is annoying as fuk but that's kinda based ngl

He sometimes offer genuine gems of wisdom. Too bad they’re completely overshadowed by his profit driven business persona that constantly shill products down your throat.

>>76413393
You know you can watch someone on YouTube without forming a parasocial relationship with them right?

Funny roid man yells into video camera trying to shill nothing pills is pretty entertaining ngl

>>76413341 (OP)
I dislike the sound of his voice.

>>76413383
>Everything about him screams closeted faggot
i'd like him if he was a faggot i'd trust someone who likes men when it comes to male physiques, he's just annoying and insecure like mike

he's wrong about everything except turk.

the turk works

His "anabolic" cookbook e-book is sure worth 150 USD, right..? How else can I make such complicated dishes like these?

>>76413528
>HAM AND CHEESE OMLETTE
oh my fucking god this cant be real

>>76413348
what do you expect, he is brazillian.

>>76413543

""This is my life's work. Decades of experimenting went into the creation of this book. Spent over 100 000$ putting this book together" - Greg Douchette

I wish I was making that quote up, but it's real.

>>76413586
>>76413528
I feel bad for the one person who had to buy this shit so he can share it online, but there are actually people paying unironically for this trash

>>76413595
Since he charges 150usd for a pdf-version, all with very simple recipes, I wonder what his target audience is?

>>76413586
dude what the fuck.
Im in complete disbelief what the actual fuck

>>76413341 (OP)
annoying as fuckin shit.

>>76413528
>>76413586
Ive said it once before and Ill say it again, the fitness world is the easiest to scam. You guys will literally believe and buy anything with 0 evidence. Everyone bought into the ice bath scam, everyone bought into the nofap scam but fortunately nobody was selling anything for this, and now people are going to buy into new diet scams.
You can perpetually keep creating random ass business in fitness and succeed

>>76413341 (OP)
Based grandpa. Call out them shitter roiders NAME AND SHAME.

>>76413652

I had a summer job in a dairy factory back in 2016. The total cost for that company to produce 1kg whey powder was €0.23.

Companies later sold that same powder with some artificial flavourings over €20. Whey powder is super cheap to produce, but sport companies are overpricing it to shit.

>>76413681
EZ money but whey business is oversaturated with so many new brands trying to be like ON. Choose a different more niche field and you will still see extremely good results

>>76413341 (OP)
> closet homo
> old as fuck
Don't like him.

>>76413383
>worships blacks and arabs
How so?

>>76413586
Just post the whole book and crush him. Oh wait, he sells pills now. I dont even understand why he pushes so much nonsense.

>>76413528
Greg is a great salesman gotta give him that. It would be an ok book if he sold it as basic simple recipes to make sure you hit your macros and charged $10

>>76413341 (OP)
He openly scams people and hates women.
Based.

>>76414109
>See obviously roided to the gills brownoid or especially black guy
>"100000% NATTY HE JUST HAS BBC AFRICAN BANTU GENETICS THAT CONVENIENTLY POPPED OUT IN HIS MID 20'S"
Most """fitness""" influencers" have this barely disguised fetish

>>76414203
I'm pretty sure it's just your retarded race obsessed mind my friend.

>>76414239
Fuck off Mike Israel

>>76414257
nigga mike israetel is the most race obsessed nigga in mainstream fitness

>>76413341 (OP)
Run of the mill fitness/health grifter except ugly and shrill. There's no hax or real insider information to fitness. You can just read it all in a couple days. The only rabbit holes are stuff like chemistry and cellular biology not stuff you can really do anything about as a natty. I don't know why someone would spend potentially years learning about the most topical aspects of training from someone who probably put too much of their own spin on things.

>>76413341 (OP)
roidtranny

>>76414285
Brown reading comprehension

>>76413341 (OP)
Turkroacherone does LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING and he keeps shilling it. He's even snaking all of his scam supplement competitors.

His only positive is that he made Mike Jizzraetel go insane.

>>76414343
Have you tried the BRC peptide protocol? Sounds like you'd love it

>>76413341 (OP)
assumed he was jewish because of how shameless he is

>>76413341 (OP)
he's funny and entertaining if you don't take him seriously

>>76413341 (OP)
ugly, annoying voice, deceitful eyes. not to be trusted.

>>76413341 (OP)
>Be honest. What's your opinion of this guy?
for it to be possibly guy and therefore human u'd have to be able to distinguish pupils from retinas

this is and *** ! lying cunning ugly stinking ***
>>76413378
>he is right about everything
>tren harder than last time
worst advice possible

>>76413528
I never noticed it doesn't even say how much protein does it contain lmao.
Here's a recipe from the other book. You can see a nigger wrote it since it mentions violent stabing straight on the first row.
Also there's a recipe from Scott Murray or whatever his name was. You the one who diet because of his great diet and completely sustainable training. Such a great book for $100+.

>>76416075
Hope you get stabbed.

>>76413341 (OP)
I don't have one.
Next

>>76413383
>no bass in his voice
that's how most men sound when they arent artificially forcing their diaphragm to sound deeper. im 6'3 so i dont have to front but there's tons of manlets doing the fake cr1tikal voice as a way of overcompensating. greg's just more honest and has actual accomplishments so he doenst need to front like that

>>76413383
>no bass in his voice
that's how most men sound when they arent artificially forcing their diaphragm to sound deeper. im 6'1 so i dont have to front but there's tons of dudes doing the fake cr1tikal voice as a way of overcompensating. greg's just more honest and has actual accomplishments so he doenst need to front like that

>>76416376
Dude seriously, they always fucking mumble too.

>>76413341 (OP)
Why is his voice so high pitched?

>>76416075
>You can see a nigger wrote it
I dunno, would a nigger be making the My Cunt joke?

>>76416376
>that's how most men sound when they arent artificially forcing their diaphragm to sound deeper
Jesus christ, you coping faggot.

>>76416672
ya said the manlet asswipe putting on his fake big boy voice
greg may be a manlet but at least he isnt a fake cocksucker like you, now dont you have some cigarettes to smoke or something retard?

>>76416672
Mike tyson had a "high pitched" voice and he whooped the ass of all the tards straining their vocal cords to sound deeper

>>76416376
>>76416691
>>76416813
lmao, do you really try to mask your actual voice? You just dont have a naturally deep voice?

>>76413348
it's important to treat everything in the magic screen as entertainment. I regret not understanding this as early as I should have.

>>76416851
>I regret not understanding this as early as I should have
You will still fall for all fitness industry scams. Its too easy to take your money

I cannot understand how he has any fans. All he does is react to other peoples shit and talk shit and shill his supplements. Literally nothing to even be a fan of.

>>76416858
I fell for the collagen scam recently and spent 30 euro, so yeah, you're right.

>>76416862
>I cannot understand how he has any fans
He isn't a faggot.

Is there a way to deepen your voice? I don't mean like techniques for speaking I mean like exercises that deepen the voice and do so without you trying to sound deeper

>>76416691
>gets called for coping
>copes even harder
Does your faggotry know no bounds.

>>76416904
No. You literally have to consciously change how you speak to do this. How it sounds now is how it will always sound.

>>76416376
>>76416691
>>76416813
>everyone bigger than me is on roids
>everyone with a deeper voice than me, Greg Douchbag and Gilbert Gottfried is faking it
At least Gilbert knew he sounded funny and went with it.

>>76416075
greg's handling of scott murray was perhaps the worst thing he ever did

he took scott on as a sponsored athlete and sent him a huge box of all the HTLT supplements, including sending him a fat burner

scott then recorded a video where he uses the supps for a week, including the fat burner for a few days, and it's probably the worst video scott uploaded before he died. not only is he at his leanest, with his entire skull and face musculature on show, but he keeps talking about "not being a snowflake" and pushing himself until he's violently shaking and wheezing for air. all while hitting 4 hours of sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otQjQmZEMkQ

>>76416972
also greg commented on the video, which clearly showed scott barely getting enough sleep to survive, taking double the caffeine he used to, while exercising hard enough to burn around 2000 kcal per day without rest, and said nothing critical about any of that

>>76416926
your natural voice is higher pitched, dont lie
the voice men use to talk to their animals and kids is their real voice
feel free to keep being an overcompensating faggot, not my problem but its obvious

>>76416926
shut up already you seething manlet
everyone knows you are faking your voice, lets be honest you're butthurt im 6'1 and dont strain my vocal cords like coping retards like you.

complete grifter
hates what he does
wants to flannel all his insecure followers out of as much moeny as he can
>buy my supplement for [SLEEP/MUSCLE/ALERTNESS/SEX/HEALTH/DEATH/ELDRITCHHORRORS]

>>76416972
>>76417001

Greg is probably just stupid. He probably lacked the faculties to see a man with exercise bullimia. He probably doesnt even know it exists. Or maybe because Greg has body dysmorphia himself he is blind to his struggles and just assumed he was pushing himself to the brink but not insane enough to go beyond that and die (since a lot of gear users push themselves to the brink hes used to seeing insane people)

Although taking a quick look at the video of scottmurray you linked. Jesus christ the guy was almost death rattling for christ sake. He was so close to death. Its crazy he was still making vlogs at that point. Like why bother. He must have been in so much pain. His lifeless eyes, struggling to get a breath of air into his lungs, he must have been skin and bones completely

Started out legit when he talked about roid use, then became turbo kiked, has normie opinions and is insecure as shit when someone criticizes him.
Starting fights with teenagers doesn't make him any better.

>>76417146
>seething manlet
>coping retard
Oh, anon... one day your balls will drop, I'm sure.

>>76413341 (OP)
Souless jewish salesman. Money is his god, he will sell his bimboo wife and his friends if he could.

>>76413681
>>76413690
Why don't someone just decide to sell it at an actual reasonable price? If cost 0.23 to produce it, why not sell it at something like 1-5? The superior pricing would make all the consumers chose their brand

>>76413341 (OP)
he has a very good understanding of social media. Make half the people hate you and half the people like you for maximum engagement, pump out clickbait on whatever is relevant or will get views, shill your supplements to profitmaxx

>>76413652
Back then, you needed the charisma/marketing to pull it off. Nowadays, you can just say anything. Greg got to where he is because people trust him. He was a professional bodybuilder who knew what he was talking about and busted the snake oil salesman.

>>76413341 (OP)
not reading this thread. Hes a midget, I dont listen to midgets

>>76418125
>why not sell it at something like 1-5?
If people are buying it at a high mark up, why wouldnt you also follow suite and do the same with slightly lower price? Also you have to take into account that its not free to put your product in some market, that costs money. Also people might think you are selling a scam if its that cheap. Im not a business guy but you have to assume there is more than just the production costs

>>76419048
Do you buy bradley martin products? he 260

>>76413341 (OP)
If you take one look at that thing and don't click away I don't know what to tell you besides enjoy the HRT.

>>76413383
Can you NOT be antisemitic, fuck

>>76419239
>Can you NOT be antisemitic, fuck
what is wrong with disgust for ***s?
>>76415988

>it's against LAW
no it fucking isn't D:

is he right about maingaining, /fit/?

>>76420114
>Anonymous 07/25/25(Fri)08:16:28 No.76420114▶
>is he right about maingaining, /fit/?
no bot, he is DEAD WRONG about >>76415988
>>he is right about everything
>>tren harder than last time
>worst advice possible
>>76420111

IT IS WRONG
>but maingaining
well yeah, bulking is retarded, he could have just said that:
>that phaze whn i was heaviest ? i regret that, it was fucking stupid of me
but he won't say that

>>76420161
are you ok

>>76420169
are (You) okey? botardo retardo :D
mine:
>>76420161
>>76420111
>>76415988
no
>train harder than last time
is the worst fucking advice u can give, THE FUCKING WORST, THERE IS NOTHING MORE DAMAGING
>>76413378
>he is right about everything
BULLSHIT BOT, if e-celeb/influlencer of any sort utters anything truthful ever it is just by mistake
like that humiston bloatard:
https://youtu.be/ozZKx9yC24E?t=479
yes, arms close to body shoulder extension builds rear delt, soon after he realized his owners don't like him doing that and he stopped and started regurgitating lenghted partials idiotic drivel and gave up on 40k$ free content machine that emg testing was, but it isn't anymore, anywhere
>but huwhy ?
cause he'd get canceled otherwise D:

>>76413341 (OP)
Can't watch him due to his voice and being distracted by his terrible ageing. It always shocks me how young people watch people like him and israetel like they aren't both car crashes.

>>76420522
>Bottom
and remember to tren harder than last time, EVEN HARDERER

lol >>76420506

>>76413528
I pirated it. It's honestly funny how much of a scam it is. Half of the recipes are just normal recipes but putting an ungodly amount of egg whites, greek yogurt or whey to the point where it just tastes like shit. Especially greek yogurt based recipes. Then you have some recipes that require you to buy meme low calorie keto breads or wraps that cost 10 times the price of normal shit to make them seem like they have good macros. The best recipe in his books is the eggy rice, which is just mixing an egg+egg whites into rice to make it protein heavy (it's so forcing simple and tastes great), a couple of cottage cheese pancakes recipes and a couple of recipes for mixing whey with 99 cent sugar free puddings you get at walmart. That's it 150$ for 5 usable recipes.

>>76413341 (OP)
I hope he fucking dies

>>76413341 (OP)
I unsubscribed from all fitness and bodybuilding related youtubers. I'm getting old and just growing out if the whole "I want big musools, lift big weights, steroid proteenz woweee" phase.
Now it's all about just staying healthy.

>>76413341 (OP)
Greg found out he got way more viewership by making his voice high pitched and annoying. From this realization he realized the consumers of the fitness industry are all dumb as shit and he could easily get people to buy into stupid shit.
I honestly admire his business strategy after this realization and I hope he continues to scam the entire fitness industry.

>>76414239
Yeah it is. Brain dead wignats populate the internet like flies do to rotting corpses.

>>76422864
Sad facts, Twitter is even worse than this place sometimes.

>>76419088
You're correct. People would think that it's a scam or you're using cheap ingredients if you're selling it at 5 instead of 20 which is market price. The free market is sometimes retarded and you won't actually get the most efficient form of production or pricing. Marketing guys use the van westendrop price "analysis" to come up with a pricing strategy
t. MBA

>>76416075
>half a banana.
fuck you Greg

>>76416615
he's a manlet

A drug addicted manlet loser who looks 20 years older than what he is

>>76413341 (OP)
>kike
Guess.

He‘s entertaining and offers some genuine advice for 1-2 minutes each video if he isn’t screaming around or gregging his doucette and trying to sell you something

He's too loud and obnoxious. I watched some of the dude with the pig nose and the one with the weirdly shaped head but both of tells gay jokes constantly. It comes to a point where it seems more like an actual fetish than just self-deprecating and homosexual humor.

>>76413341 (OP)
Says the same shit in multiple videos every day, but to be fair he isn’t lying to follow fitness trends and actually gives good advice

>>76425727
hes italian, closer to the equator, warmer climate, less need to plan for winter months to survive

more impulsive behaviour

>>76413378
He defends the Muslim roider and also that new black one too. Constantly says they're natty when there's a 0% chance they are. Pathetic