Thread 76415919

Do you have gym enemies?

>>76415919 (OP)
Yes, my wife and kids. Fell for the meme

>>76415919 (OP)
There was this one roidtranny who always looked like he/trt gonna explode. I started based curling 25kg per arm and he came to me threw one of them on the ground and gazed rabidly. I asked what yo problem baldi and he went furious. He started pushing me, police got called and after struggling he got handcuffed. I almost got george floyded that day.

>>76415919 (OP)
The guy I look at in the mirror

>>76415933
People don't know the struggle, i know that bro. Stay safe and keep based curling.

>>76415919 (OP)
Yep i have a bunch and they are mostly people who have 0 gym etiquette or social skills or brains for that matter

1) There is this 4'4" midget who wears provocative onsie (Clearly begging for attention but no one looks at her) that lowkey looks funny

2)This dyel who is constantly either pissed off or has this weird superiority complex. He says nothing, keeps hovering and jumps in when im resting and starts struggling after 4 or 5 reps(this one time bro was all red and literally vibrating but the weight wasn't moving)

3)Couple of skinny zoomer kids who block machines to take pics/make funny reels (where the only funny thing is their physiques)

4)Actual simps that run around 2/10's (the kind you'd think twice even when you are down bad) acting as their personal butlers/therapists/trainers

5)Trainers who get paid min wage and act like they own the place

6)This other dyel who keeps switching off the fan because he "feels cold"

7)This group of 5 friends who come just to hog multiple machines and ruin your workout session

I think i need to change my gym soon

>>76415919 (OP)
>Do you have gym enemies?
males. females over about 22

Yeah
Lean but kinda big semi famous football player, obviously roids but pretends to be natty.
When I say hi he doesn't say anything to me, when I don't say anything to him he goes out of his way to come say hi to me.
Frequently asks me about my job and "routine" rubbing it in my face how he gets paid to workout
Decently helpful with recovery stuff, recently got some shoulder crap and asked him about it and he gave me some good circuits for shoulder strengthening after injury.
He's my enemy

>>76415919 (OP)
Most of them yea

ITT
>dyel schizo thinks anyone notices him

Yeah a few personal trainers hate me.

>>76415933
what did you actually do bitch boy?

>>76416136
>that pic
if that where true then how come old men retain a good amount of muscle they gained during their lives?

>>76415919 (OP)
Yeah, the faggot who keeps coming at 2am when I go there specifically to be alone

>>76416263
In my subjective experience I say its nıt true unless you fall comatose getting absolutely zero stimulation to your muscles or if those muscles in question are newcomers, they didnt settle there yet you know what I mean.
I spammed retarded amounts of db lat raises when I was a kid for fun, I have trapz that look like pro roiding bodybuilder but I havent been hitting them directly since at least 10 years. Theyre just there, your body dont melt down your muscles for no reason.

>>76416263
it's only true if your test levels suddenly drop

>>76415919 (OP)
No. I have no enemies

>that skinny guy with a ponytail that predicts every piece of equipment I’m about to use and always gets there before me

Fuck that guy

>>76415919 (OP)
There is this one guy who is ALWAYS there. He's there when I arrive, he's there when I leave. He mogs me out of this galaxy, I'm 99% sure he's natty too. Guy's got a beautiful girlfriend, sometimes brings a friend to spot him. Son of a bitch. Son of a BITCH.

>>76415919 (OP)
people that wear my rival team jerseys

anyone with a darker melanin then me

>>76416884
Bruh... also was gonna download this gif but it cuts right before Guy uses a middle-finger contract to send the tank flying.

>>76416990
Surprise Mothafucka!

>>76415919 (OP)
I am the gyms enemy.

>same height as most roidfags
>same mass as a couple of them without the fucked up skin, face and internal organs
>sometimes wear shoe lifts to magnify the mog

>>76418217
I'm 6'3, most the roidfags in my gym are <5'10

>>76415919 (OP)
I mostly have gym bros who ask me to spot or help with their drop sets or whatever but recently I have picked up a female gym enemy of sorts. I have an only gains shirt I wear to the gym because I thought it was funny. One day I was doing hack squats and this tiktok girl had her phone camera setup on a tripod (against the rules at my gym BTW but im not a narc and idgaf). I get done with my set and I like to walk around a little bit to catch my breath. I hear her say to her beta cuck boyfriend " ugh I hate that guy hes always here with his only gains shirt and I cant have that in my video". Needless to say i made sure to keep appearing in her shots and will not stop wearing the stupid shirt. Tiktok doesn't need to see your flabby ass doing 45 lbs on the hip thrust machine you stupid bitch.

>>76417936
someone will make it once it come out on torrent

>>76416263
I believe that muscle maturity and muscle memory play a huge role in muscle formation

Same shit with how people that hop on the steroids get deflated while people that never touched roids usually retain muscle mass
Also I would probably chategorize muscle fibers with "newly formed" and "old", as in newly formed are more prone to being lost but with old you have good time of not training before losing them

>>76416260
Found the bald roidtranny

>>76418741
Holy based

Just me.

>>76416136
This is bullshit.

>>76416990
Oddly accurate. I'm starting to think he lives near me and waits for me to go to the gym.

>>76419328
>This is bullshit.
i dare you to catch me with a 23yo roastie

theres a guy that looks like Kyriakos that laughs at me sometimes.

Sometimes me and this other guy with a similar builds back day lines up and we always manage to meet up side by side on a back movement and we always go retarded with the weights and reps.
It's funny as fuck because we'll be on the 9th SET of bb rows w 1pl8, just dying. Not saying anything or looking at one another. Starting at off times sometimes and literally just go to fail. And never speak. Its so fucking funny because idk if he hates me and wants to one up me or if he's on the same wave and just does it to push me to push himself, motion creates motion and all that jazz idk lmao

>>76415919 (OP)
Once, years ago when I was starting lifting at planet fitness I was absolutely CRUSHING my 165lb smith machine bench while thinking the bench adjustable seat was a little headrest. When I finished my last set I went to walk away and this 38 year old farmers tan dadman walks up to me and is like hey are you done on that?
I thought he wanted to use it so I was like yeah bro, all you
>You're not gonna shuck your weights man?
He says in the voice of Wyatt Earp
As I looked back over my shoulder at the weights he firmly drawls
>You gotta shuck your weights man, it's just gym etiquette
The magnitude of his rightness was so overwhelming, filling the room like a thunderhead, I was just like
>You're right
And now I shuck my weights. Thanks based gym enforcer from 2015

>>76419892
Imagine if everyone at the gym didn't shuck their weights.
Chaos, anarchy, mixed populations could become the norm

>>76415933
>almost got george floyded that day.
Anon, are you under the curse of Cain?

>>76419892
For me it's people who don't rack their weights. I want to kill them all.

the man in the mirror

> 50 yr trt tranny and his wife
Bumped into that faggot's bar one time and he just gives me looks. Was checking the hamstring pump and he glared at me. Fuck you old man, I don't care. Stay mad

>>76415928
Yeah home gym can be great, but sometimes the gym is the place you go when you don't want to be home

I fucking hate shadow-boxers
Wanna punch the for real

>>76421180
You don't do 3 sets of 10 second shadow boxing by the dumbbell rack so everyone can tell how much of a good fighter boi you are?
>I've also literally never seen this done by white people in the gym
Like bro, we are in an LA fitness, take your domestic violence dreams to pol haha

This lower shitter Asian who finds it mandatory slam the weights every time

He will slap two plates together when putting them on the bar .

Unbelievable behavior

>>76415919 (OP)
I once believed I was the gym hero, but gradually and without noticing, my journey turned me into the gym villain

>>76418741
Wear something worse from now on

Yes. Me.

No enemies but I do have people I give nicknames in the gym.
>Big Boss/Solid Snake
Gym owner and other personal trainer guy. They're nice
>Punished Snake
Old guy who kinda looks like Tom Hanks, he's got a good physique and is pretty chill. Told me how much it sucks to get old
>Goblin
Gym jannie who scurries around and cleans shit
>Asian Masculinity Redditor
Fat asian guy who shows up. (He's actually come a long way I'm kinda proud of him)
>Roidman
Roidtroon who ONLY wears batman shirts
>Pixie Milf
Qt 3.14 milf with a pixie cut, she sometimes talks to me and I spill my spaghetti
>Roidzella
Woman who's obviously on roids; she also has an obvious boobjob and she looks like someone tried to inflate a barbie doll.

>>76415919 (OP)
5 ft nothing Indian calisthenics monkey who always hogs space doing retarded shit he could easily do at home. And it's obvious he just does it so chicks notice him.

There's this guy that was using the pull up bar with some girl and I asked if we could take turns. He said no cause they were already two and three is too much. This fucking wanker then approached me a week later and asked if we could take turns in the bench press (when we were already two guys using it) and my stupid ass agreed for some reason. I still see that guy and I never forget that shit.

Not an enemy but a guy I pity. I've been going to the same gym for almost a decade, and there's this one skinny fat dude I see there all the time, ever since I started going there. He made literally zero progress in those 10 years. Imagine wasting a decade of your life for literally no gains.
>inb4 talk to him and give him some tips
I tried to say hi and even initiate small talk but he just nods and walks away every time

>>76421581
>go to gym
>keep shitty diet
A tragedy as old as time

>>76415919 (OP)
Yes I do. I purposely steal the beanie headed balding prick's parking spot as well.

>>76415919 (OP)
Yeah when i was benching like 100lbs(for reps injured shoulder) some faggot was watching me change and put a condom in my locker, i was walking around looking for him to beat his ass or yell at him.

>>76415919 (OP)
Closest I had to one was back in 2020 there was some faggot that would come to the gym every day wearing long medical gloves, a mask, and a surgical face shield along with a bottle of cleaner to clean every machine before and after he used them. Wanted to curb stomp him for being such an NPC DYEL bitch

>>76421626
god damn you sound like a massive faggot if this is how you joke with your friends. this was the lamest shit i heard all day

>>76421637
Found the mask wearing bitch. I’m glad you fags don’t reproduce

>>76415919 (OP)
There’s a dickhead that brings his dogs to the gym everyday. They’re well behaved but the gym is too fucking and small and he is just constantly moving around plopping his dogs around

a black guy that takes off cable attachments and sets them in the middle of the floor and leaves them there
and all the mexican midgets that sit on benches or machines and look at their phones

Yeah, a gang of kids who keyed my car, so I raped one of them.

I think I made him quit because I haven't seen him, but I don't have regular times. He was supersetting between machines, needed to go fast so he bumped into me while trying to get into another machine. Not a word. I stop immediately, take a walk, come back and address the issue. Stared into space and pretended he couldn't hear me through his headphones.

I give dirty looks to a fuckton of people for shitting up the gym, but I assume they are so self absorbed they wouldn't remember me. If you aren't in my path I don't give a fuck about you.

>>76418741
be my friend. I am tired of dealing with zoomers who need to take pics of where their abs should be in the locker room.

>>76416123
I go to a chain and pay extra to go to multiple locations. I trade bullshit for bullshit, but fresh bullshit tastes better. #2, #4, #7 are extremely common and it is just a how bad can it get game.