Thread 76416362 - /fit/ [Archived: 116 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:30 PM No.76416362
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Let's say you're going to be locked in a room with
Teddy Riner and he's going to rape you in the ass and you have one month to prepare. How would you train to survive?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:58:31 PM No.76416369
>>76416362 (OP)
>Massive nigga
>Olympic level grappling skills
Your only way to survive is to get on your knees and beg like a bitch for him to not choke you too hard with his dick
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:12 PM No.76416382
>>76416362 (OP)
I would simply consent.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:07:18 PM No.76416392
>>76416362 (OP)
I'd train my sphincter to hold a pocket knife in
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:01:03 PM No.76416670
No matter how big and strong a man is he has the same weakness. Strike as hard as you can on the balls. If you hit hard enough it causes the person to pass out.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:17:57 PM No.76416713
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>>76416362 (OP)
>Teddy Riner and he's going to rape you in the ass and you have one month to prepare. How would you train to survive?
Don't need preparation, just do Judo without the ruleset that preferred him. For example: Use leg attacks.

Teddy was unbetable under a certain artificial ruleset that got introduced to push him as the big unbeatable black guy. This is all known. But it fell apart immediately when, during the 2024 Olympics, the Georgian opponent accepted attackedTeddy after the big black overstepped his bounds and choked him (they both had some beef with each other because the Georgian beat Teddy before in the Champions League, but then the Georgian win got overturned into Teddy's win, it's normal in Oly sports, politics and skin color count a lot) . The Georgian ignored the rules for a few seconds, took down Teddy and completely embarassed him, putting him on the ground and slapping him around a bit in an instant.

It's the usual story: Black guy gets hyped up s the unbeatable GOAT with all fouls being ignored for political reasons until someone has enough and beats the black guy "totally out of nowhere".

The Georgian guy who gave Teddy a little bit of his own medicine is banend from the sport for life now, btw. A bit drastic? Sure, but this is politics.

Also
>ITT: Complete retards that don't follow combat sports

tl;dr: Do leg attacks, Teddy is defenseless against them. he can't even breakfall correctly.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:20:43 PM No.76416721
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>>76416713
Also, I unironically have a bigger dick than him. And he's lying about his height too. He's like 198 cm, not 204 cm.

Standard pro athlete, I'd say.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:27:43 PM No.76416749
I would spend that month doing target practice and learning how to rig my clothes with a grenade. If no weapons im killing myself on the last day
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:33:43 PM No.76416768
>>76416713
>>76416721
And let's not forget the 230 kg bench press in fli flop where the barbell suspiciously didn't bend at all.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:34:21 PM No.76416772
>>76416362 (OP)
I'd bring a gun
>y-you can't!!!!
Yes I can, OP doesn't specify.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:44:46 PM No.76416807
>>76416362 (OP)
Can't rape the willing; it's not rape if I don't say no; don't tease me with a good time; etc. etc.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:47:25 PM No.76416816
What's more gay? Raping a man or getting raped by a man?
When you rape someone you are willingly fucking another man, but you're also showing your power and dominance by making him your bitch.
When you get raped by a man you're gonna end up lying on the ground sobbing like a girl while cum is leaking out of your ass. You are completely stripped of your dignity and manhood because you became someone's fuckdoll.
Getting raped by a man is IMO far gayer
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:48:09 PM No.76416818
>>76416721
BBC derangenent syndrome.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:49:26 PM No.76416823
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>>76416713
Cool it with the racist remarks, anon
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:54:20 PM No.76416841
>>76416362 (OP)
Eat a lot stretch bag work, i can rep 100lbs triceps/1pl8 1 arm so i can easily just punch elbow or shove. Are you going to jail? I guess lift and eat a shitload.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:00:09 PM No.76416860
>>76416713
Hes not elite if he isnt submitting 1st round consistently
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:13:37 PM No.76416906
>>76416749
This desu. I would honestly rather kill myself than get assraped. Imagine the massive shame you wold have to live with. I don't understand how men who become prison bitches can live with themselves
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:28:12 PM No.76416959
>>76416818
>>76416823
>>76416860
>t. no clue about combat sports, probably American
Lower your voice when talking to me.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:33:12 PM No.76416981
>>76416362 (OP)
I don't believe judo is a real combat sport, it has some practical effectiveness but if you fight extremely dirty it's possible to kill him. I would be way more scared to fight a top Shotokan Karate practitioner in a fight without rules or gloves. Inb4 Karate being bad in UFC, you can't attack the back of the head, do eyepokes, attack the groin, attack the neck, all things that are practiced in Karate.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:53:55 PM No.76417038
>>76416816
>one consciously chooses to fuck a man
>the other gets fucked against their will
You are genuinely smooth brained and trying to justify your deepest fantasies you disgusting faggot
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:56:11 PM No.76417048
>>76416362 (OP)
take one day of krav maga
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:00:57 PM No.76417062
>>76416713
It's funny how niggers become submissive the moment their opponents show any aggression.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:04:08 PM No.76417071
>>76416959
Idek if anyone considerably strong and heavy is in bjj, wrestling sort of but theyre all roided. Like imagine a 400lb football player bjj black belt hed probably dominate the sport.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:06:49 PM No.76417078
>>76416362 (OP)
It just mt him since you can box from there easily which he sucks at.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:03:29 PM No.76417363
buy a gun, train with it, bring a bunch of knives taped to my body just in case, cyanide pill in mouth for backup, line my butthole with dart frog venom just before as an extra measure
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:12 PM No.76417410
>>76417038
>>one gets fucked against their will
He gets fucked because he's too weak to defend himself. That's kinda his fault, shouldn't be a weak faggot
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:13:34 PM No.76417417
>buy rope, a lot of knives, forks, nails, razorblades etc
>become untouchable
hedgehog maxxing
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:19:03 PM No.76417449
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>>76416362 (OP)
am always ready, try me.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:10 PM No.76417481
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>>76417410
>kicks down your door and holds a gun to your head as I rape you
Guess youโ€™re gay now anon. Shouldโ€™ve trained hard enough to be bullet proof.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:37:48 PM No.76417542
>>76416362 (OP)
BBC dildo in the ass 3x/day
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:38:49 PM No.76417548
>>76416362 (OP)
A judo fag?
Go to 2 entry level MMA/muay thai/boxing classes a week and he's done
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:38:04 PM No.76417829
>>76417481
Just take the bullet a don't be a faggot who let's another man use his asshole till it bleeds
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:27:57 PM No.76418048
>>76417038
Catching is simply far gayer than pitching. I don't make the rules.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:34:53 PM No.76418081
>>76416981
Non competition Shotokan isn't a joke. It's about as straight forward and brutal as it gets.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:06:45 PM No.76418201
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>>76417829
>doesnโ€™t loose the battle to win the war by hunting the rapist down then torturing and killing him.
>instead just dies and has his corpse raped
Kek
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:09:33 PM No.76418212
>>76416362 (OP)
I would probably bring a gun to the room, tbdesu
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:34:43 PM No.76418287
>>76418212
Offering him a gift won't save you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:03:58 PM No.76418436
>>76418201
You lose the war by getting raped. Nothing will unfuck your asshole.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:47:52 PM No.76418638
>>76416721
That was an extra anon
>>76416818
But you are a faggot every black guy that gets into mix martial arts get his ass woop by some caucasian or eastern european from popokistan or something
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:54:07 PM No.76418660
>>76418638
Doesn't have anything to do with what I said. You MMA guys really are insecure.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:55:23 PM No.76418666
>>76418660
This is 4chinz, amigo i just thought you were some insecure blackcel that is trolling
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:10:25 AM No.76418718
>>76416713
This is somehow more retarded than op post and my god op post is retarded.
Why do stupid bastards think that using banned techniques or fouls means they would win, what makes you think Reiner would stick to the rules of judo in a scenario without rules, he wouldn't you stupid fuck.
The example you put worked because it wasn't allowed by the rules so he was surprised by it, literally everyone would be surprised if the opponent does something that isn't allowed, it doesn't mean it would work on any other setting.
Recommending to do leg attacks on a giganigger like reiner is literally begging to be raped, you are putting yourself on a compromised position where if Reiner defends he can literally put his entire weight on you, this is why wrestling doesn't have open weight classes, because the leg takedowns are basically impossible to perform against bigger opponents while judo is was made by a manlet to beat bigger guys.

This is shohei ono throwing reiner
https://youtube.com/shorts/tUlMajHC0L8?si=Kp9f7sEaDTXCNCFc
The only way to beat reiner is to have a flawless seoi nage or uchi mata to surprise him, big guys at judo aren't good at maneuvering around fast and technical throws because since they are big they unconsciously rely more on power than timing and positioning.
Performing the technique as fast as possible and making sure reiner lands on his face would shock him for half a second that you can use to soccer kick his head off, that would be the only possible way to beat him in op's scenario.
One month is plenty of time to perfect one technique if you only train one technique but it has to be perfect and if you fail there's nothing to do.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.76418752
>>76418436
Nothing will remove the bullet from your brain. You arenโ€™t fooling anyone trying to act tough and no one will give a shit that you chose death over rape. Youโ€™ll be quickly forgotten
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:24:38 AM No.76418761
>another nig defender vs Big detractor thread
yawn....
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:43:31 AM No.76418820
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>>76416721
DELETE THIS BASTORD HE GROWER SAAR!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:50:56 AM No.76418838
>>76416392
two telescoping batons for me
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:28:39 AM No.76418975
>>76418436
what if I become a born again virgin
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:31:14 AM No.76418989
>>76418666
>i just thought you were some insecure blackcel that is trolling
I am a "blackcel" I guess lol, but I'm not trolling. Just noticing. I don't care about your fight analysis or whatever, just thought it was weird you posted half naked Teddy Riner with shorts on and I assume a flaccid dick and started comparing meat, don't you think that's a little odd bro, even in the context of this weird ass rape fantasy thread?

>>76418638
>But you are a faggot every black guy that gets into mix martial arts get his ass woop by some caucasian or eastern european from popokistan or something
I don't watch MMA at all so I won't comment on this, but I've heard the names Francis Ngannou, Jon Bones Jones, Rampage, and the "my balls wuz hot" guy before without looking into it at all, so I imagine they're all decorated fighters. Another weird comment from you, who was implying that a black guy can't lose to a white guy in a combat sport? We're all human man, stay up brother.