Thread 76416630

why is 'functional fitness' so hated?

>>76416630 (OP)
Could've been perfect if she had bigger tits. Now its just gay.

Because nobody jerks off to your "function." You either look good/sexy or you dont.

Ronnie Coleman said it best - everybody want to be a bodybulder (i.e. build muscle, be leaner) but nobody wants to lift heavy ass weight.

If your goal is to look better - you want to be lifting heavy. This is true for men and women. Coping with a "functional fitness" workout is not only gay, but inefficient and ineffective.

Crossfit varbies look interesting because they aren't dressed/made up in bikini/wellness stripper heels, makeup, hair and glitter bikinis, so they look sporty, tomboyish and approachable. And they arent dialed into such ridiculously low bodyfat levels. Its every bit as much of an illusion. Also, top Crossfitters are on steorids and/or are gentically gifted, so they look really good. Average basic bitch crossfit girls at your local gym dont usally look as good because they are not the top geentic outliers/roiders. The workouts are not as effective for buidling msucle unless you are an outlier/roider.

Crossfit men are even more pathetic. Even if they manage to get lean, non top level guys dont build any appreciable muscle.

>>76416630 (OP)
it's harder and less linear than just lifting weights

I wouldn't particularly hate it, it'd be just another suboptimal, time wasting, roundabout way about fitness, if it wasn't for faggots doing crossfit or meme circuits at the gym and hogging half the equipment to not build any muscle.

>>76416630 (OP)
>why is 'functional fitness' so hated
because it's dumb, and isn't even functional, it's usually just wobbling weights around in fancy ways to catch the eyes of karens
also godspeed being a woman looking like a fridge or being a man having toothpick arms but bragging to be ''functional'' lol lmao even
>>76416685
>nobody jerks off to your "function
KEK this

why does she have a little satchel. jew gold?

because tis gay and retarded. All muscles are functional except for synthol shit

What function does it do, akshually?
All of those varbies will eventually come down with infertility and loss of muscle looking like dyels once they get off the cycle.
Noone asked for this, it is just the natural progression of foids to look for new ways to find attention.

Because normal, well-adjusted people who picked a sport or activity and train to get better at it constantly have to deal with these """""GENERALISTS""""" who put up mediocre results and expect reverence because they can also do a handstand so that makes them harder to kill or something.

>>76416630 (OP)
She could snap your dick off mid-coitus

>>76416630 (OP)
I would functionally fit my dick in her asshole if you know what I mean

we go gym to get built so strange chick fuck strange china dick make sure your gear for debatable

Why do woman's chests become flat when they bulk up?

>>76416630 (OP)
I want her to slap me and call me a little bitch.

>>76419801
I do bro, I do

>>76417032
???
Being able to do a pentathlon is kinda cool no?

>>76416630 (OP)
You don't need hgh to function.

>>76416630 (OP)
I love how her roid belly distends when she does a deep squat.

if it didn't morph into some crossfit plus program then there would be a ton less hate. My primary reason to start lifting was to be the guy that was called when his friends are moving. Seeing this explosive barbell hip rotation while jumping on a platform is annoying as fuck. I don't need my emergency rooms and walk-in clinics full of retards. They also take up so much fucking equipment and space at the gym.

>>76416685
>nobody wants to lift heavy ass weight.
i do.

>>76416630 (OP)
>do roids
>achieve "functional fitness"
>lose tits
many such cases

>'functional athletes'
>'hybrid athletes'
basically just means you suck at weightlifting and running. Watching crossfitters run is fucking hilarious

>>76416630 (OP)
i want her to beat me while i beat her, an equal match of strength, makes my dick hard