Thread 76418883

I'm going to my colleges gym club night tonight. any tips?

>>76418883 (OP)
ask all of the skanks if they want you to fingerblast them in the locker room

>>76418883 (OP)
Dont die. Its really rude when you invite some guest but they die on you

>>76418883 (OP)
get it to the door guy

>>76418883 (OP)
Make sure to use one of their several hundreds of treadmills thats facing the glass window outlooking an actual track you can run on.

>>76418996
The track is reserved for athletes

>>76418970
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>>76418996
really good tips guys, thanks. anything else?

>>76418996
>ran track in highschool
>exercise always included sprints every single day
>go to college
>go to gym
>they have an indoor track
>"Oh cool, time to do the same routine I've always done"
>do sprints on the track 5 days a week for most of Freshman year
>legitimately did not notice until years later that there was a huge "PLEASE DO NOT SPRINT ON THE TRACK" sign

>>76419270
no

>>76419330
alright thanks

>>76418883 (OP)
>tonight
so how was it?

>>76419834
Light workout, but heavy socializing. i met 3 people, one of which is a girl...

>>76418883 (OP)
Suppress the gag reflex and keep eye contact, you'll be fine.

>>76419309
>PLEASE DO NOT SPRINT ON THE TRACK
What? Why??

>>76419309
if no one ever said anything to you, maybe you are so bad at sprinting that most people thought what you were doing was not in violation of the "no sprinting" sign

>>76420804
A jeet tried to do it and then tripped so maybe that had something to do with it at least where I'm from

Ignore everything there and just do your workout. Everyone there will be trying to get their club pump. You will see bad form, shit reps, shitty workout structures.

If you scheduled a leg day you should have a good time though.

>>76419309
>>76421882
I am shocked they wouldn't change the sign to require some sort of running certification where you pay $35 bucks to learn how to pick proper shoes and go through "correct" lace tying.