Thread 76421904

Average caveman

>doesnt know what a gym is
>is built like a tank
>extremely strong
>extremely agile
>indestructible bones and teeth
>can wrestle a saber tooth tiger to death
>hunts down giant mammoths eats their protein
>decides to genocide enemy tribe, has to fight other cavemen
>every war makes him even stronger

Your ancestors were strong, healthy and didnt need "supplements" or any commercial slop. They simply spent their time in outside in nature, hunting and fighting wars like humans are supposed to
"Modern" city life made you weak, sick, small, effeminate and dumb

>>76421904 (OP)
>*dies to funni stick and gets raped out of existence by big Sapiens cock*
Heh. Nothing personal N*rd

>>76421904 (OP)
Based on nothing
Extant hunter-gatherer populations are DYELs
If you need a fantasy image to backup your interest in bodybuilding or strength training just larp as a classical Greek. Or tom of finland you utter faggot

>>76421942
You're indian or south american
Reply if angry and brown

>>76421904 (OP)
cavemen were like 50kg

>>76421904 (OP)
Based on what observations? I'd love to read the research paper you're citing.

>>76422013
It was real in his mind.

We literally have irl examples of stone age people and these are their physiques

>>76421904 (OP)
>Your ancestors were strong, healthy and didnt need "supplements" or any commercial slop

>get an infection and dies before he has hair on his balls.
Lmao

>>76421904 (OP)
how the fuck do you know what the "average caveman" looked like, you retard original poster? we should fucking kill you. we should mount your head on a spear at the entrance to our comfy valley, so that other retards know to tread carefully in our territory.

>>76422013
Agriculture made you fragile and dumb

>>76422179
and you as well

>>76422179
>shitty infographic with no sources or names
>barely related to his original post
So you made it up?

Bro, Baki isn't real

>>76422414
You're indian or south american
Reply if angry and brown

>>76423055
>gaypersonsayswhat
It would've been trivial to actually provide evidence regarding your post
It's always jeets who jump immediately to the "you're brown" reply kek

>>76423055
a lardass's hands type thís

>>76421904 (OP)
>starving
>diseased
>doesnt live past 40
>mogged in his sleep by another caveman with a rock
lol

>>76423073
Whatever you say, Pablo

>>76421904 (OP)
>>doesnt know what a gym is
Correct
>>is built like a tank
Depends. Most would be kinda scrawny given how hard it was to get food and malnutrition. But again it would depend on the circumstamces
>>extremely strong
Again, depends
>>extremely agile
I suppose
>>indestructible bones and teeth
Noooo they had terrible bone fractures and toothrot
>>can wrestle a saber tooth tiger to death
Humans never interacted with sabertooth lions.
>>hunts down giant mammoths eats their protein
And fat dont forget the most important thing! Assuming the tribe hunted mammoths. There were also coastal fishing tribes and even vegetarian cavemen.
>>decides to genocide enemy tribe, has to fight other cavemen
Eh sometimes. Most likely they just stayed away from each others territory and traded stuff.
>>every war makes him even stronger
War is a bit extreme of a word for tribal conlicts and they would definetly not make you stronger due to getting injuries.

What you are talking about is a fantasy (most likely of sexual nature). Please do try to educate yourself instead of soreading misinformation you learned from ai voice yt channels and insta reels. I've seen these channels and they mostly extrapolate on very little actual evidence.

>>76421904 (OP)
>indestructible bone

haha

>>76425850
I've never needed braces.

>>76425850
There is some truth to this but it doesn't tell the whole story.

Lots of people have fucked up teeth because they are mutts. Notably the british people who are a mix of germanic saxons and the native britons. Also the Japanese who are a mix of basically chinks and the native Ainu.

These mixed peoples have really high rates of fucked up teeth because there is a genetic misalignment. If a british person gets genes for saxon teeth and genes for the native anglo jaw, they have teeth that don't fit in their jaw. And so like 1/4 of them just have genetically fucked teeth.

Never mix your genes

>>76425885
I'm mixed and dont have terrible teeth >>76425861

>>76425894
Thats why I specifically said it happens like 1/4th of the time. You must have gotten your genes for your brain from the half with more melanin

>>76425905
I like to see the studies you are citing. Hugely interesting theory.

>>76425905
That's not how genetics works.

>>76425938
yes it is lol thats exactly how genetics work. Recall your 8th grade science lesson on the Punnett Square

>>76425911
>studies

ngmi I am citing observation and logic.

it's always been interesting to me how people think that ancestral man was walking around looking like a Rob Liefield drawing. there are hunter gatherers alive today, and you would be screaming DYEL at them if they poasted physique.

>anon asks for a study
>post a basedjak
Subhuman behaviour

>>76425894
State your genetics, mixed friend

>>76426053
You think its a coincidence that the two most sterotypical "bad teeth" races are hybridized? On opposite sides of the world too. If you lack the mental horse power to connect any dots or make any inferences then don't concern yourself with how the world works.

>>76425885
I buy your logic for actual mutts but neither of those examples are mutts nor do they have naturally fucked up teeth. For brits it's shitty hygiene or just inbreeding for the upper class.
You assume the Britons and the Saxons are different enough for this to be an issue and that it hasn't been long enough for this to be smoothed out if it was ever a thing. Most Japanese have little to no Ainu blood afaik.

Boomers and dyels love the fantasy of the rugged blue collar worked that is stronger than the urbanite gymgoer. But it's just that, a fantasy. The caveman fantasy is a spin-off of it.

>>76422063
It's a myth, they have superior healing powers from raw meat diet and cleaning the wound and applying honey over it was common sense.

Plenty of animals get cuts in nature and they don't get infections, only weak modern humans do cause they're dysgenic trash.

>>76426930
And this is true because?

>>76421904 (OP)
>doesnt know what a gym is
true
>is built like a tank
false (maybe one in a thousand)
>extremely strong
false (absolutely not the vast majority)
>extremely agile
true (compared to today)
>indestructible bones and teeth
false
>can wrestle a saber tooth tiger to death
false (maybe the tank)
>hunts down giant mammoths eats their protein
true (some did)
>decides to genocide enemy tribe, has to fight other cavemen
true, but also true for many people today
>every war makes him even stronger
false - you could literally die from scratching your hand

What you're really missing is the main superpower of homo sapiens.
>can basically run forever

This is truly what we lost.