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are we hyped for tonight, bros??
you're making it sound like he's going to sleep with you
>>76424936yea what are you gonna do about it, nerd?
>>76424943Watch in the corner while he carves a vagina out of your twink bussy
god i can't wait for eddie to kill himself tonight
>>76424983So true. Eddie is a bitch.
>>76424983why would he do that when thor is going to bomb the lift and blame it on that pec tear he got 2 years ago
https://youtu.be/C6eZQIJZCcA?si=CQqbGGipHVv_-fAW
>>76424983kek
i hope thor tells eddie to eat shit
>>76424931 (OP)IDK why he's even doing this when normies think he's the record holder
>>76424993Thor's such a lil bitch
>AUE A AEUH AEE AEEEEHHNo wonder Eddie and Brian Shaw dump on his ass.
>>76425003all the normies belong to eddie's cult and they're all saying his world record is fake
>>76425010You mean like when Thor did cheat reps in worlds strongest man and got butthurt that Eddie won it? And btw Eddie hall reps in the tank still, Thor is a crybaby.
>>76425006germany, eisenhart comp
show starts at 19:00 germany time (5h47m from now) and thor's deadlift is probably somewhere around 23:00
>Thor's deadlift
Thor's fail lift*
Thor can't lift 500kg without his daddy weighing the plates for him.
Guarantee he's going to bomb it
>>76425012Thor was butthurt about him losing, but Eddie's been acting like Thor has been crying over that loss for years while it's Eddie and his retarded fanbase who keeps bringing it up. He can't post anything on his social media without a legion of Eddie Hall dicksuckers popping up 24/7 to belittle him.
Thor generally keeps to himself and tends to avoid all that drama unless provoked. Whereas Eddie & his cult keeps stirring the pot & manipulates his audience into thinking he's somehow the bigger & more humble man.
I'm 100% certain the only reason he came back to strongman and is trying the 505 & 510, is because he got fed up with all the retards bitching about his 501 record being fake & daddy weighing the plates. Even though his 501 probably had stricter conditions than Eddie's 500.
What time is he gonna make the attempt?
>>76425003Nah, normies are Eddie fans because his native language is English and he has a much bigger social media presence than Thor
when strongmen wear 2-ply 3-ply suits etc is that for when they shit themselves from the exertion?
>>76426025Should be about 2h30m from the time of this post
>>76426316Cool, I'll have done my lifts by then. I'll be satisfied if I make all of mine, and he fucks up.
Deadlifted the same today in 5 reps. And Iām just a regular guy
>straps
>suit
Don't care. Here's the actual world record. 939lbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh-ikyBAQr8
anybody has a free stream for a poorfag?
>too big to let you watch for free
>not big enough to have pirate streams
dead sport
>>76426438https://live.black-competition.de
I've asked this shithole site for over 10 years and not one of you pathetic faggots have ever helped me out with sharing links.
Here you go.
>>76426319Made all my reps
I forgot about this.Is it done?
What competition is this they allow sumo?
>>76426419Thor could probably lift 1000lbs raw if he cared about such things
>>76426870this some fucked up show, some reddit dudes are still pulling like 390 or something
>>76426883It's not a real show, some minor invitational, Eddie Hall wouldn't compete in this.
>>76426883Yeah what the fuck is happening? Why are these fat farmer motherfuckers even there lifting shit weights
>>76426888Eddie did compete in the Eisenhart
Just tuning in. Whats up?
>>76426898Yeah but it has really fallen off after that. Barely worth mentioning now. Those weights aren't even calibrated.
What the fuck is with the judging in this show lmao. I don't want to complain too much since they're giving us a free stream, but what is going on here
>>76426908yeah its a complete shitshow, sumo and all
kek wtf is this event
this is the least official thing i've ever seen
why choose this to prove your authenticity?
>>76426906Lol fattie hall cope begins already
Neckbeard coming in for an easy 420 kg after doing his daily WoW grind
yeah fuck that they jump between weight, this will take forever, I aint watching that, dont give two shits how much Thor pulls there, absolute shitshow, this is worst than his homegym stuff
>>76426749Bro wtf I paid 5 euro for the stream and I'm watching it on the same link
>>76426931Yah. This woul be alright if they only increased the bar weight, but this jumping around is number 1 bullshit. Still gonna watch.
Shivlyakov has fucking huge tits
>>76426945Those tits lift weight, came in for a second and did it.
I can't wait to see thor rip his opener of 430kg off the ground when all the other guys are struggling to get 400
God i love this announcer he appears to be fully coked up
>>76426972Probably needs to be
(you) me when he's pulling 505 please lads
>>76426308its to keep from prolapsing anus and their organs exploding from the massive tonnage.
What the fuck a Lord of the Rings character
Why is he wearing one of those gay suits?
Fucking german, funf something, not the real lift.
He's just NOW starting with 435kg? This will take forever.
Holy shit he stood up with it faster than I get out of my gaming chair. We might actually see history here.
setup looked janky but it was a speed rep at 435 still
He fucking ripped that 435 up. Eddie didn't do 500 in a suit though did he?
>>76427056how casual are you?
Eddie is the champ. thor is a pussy. This will prove nothing
>>76427058I'm very casual. I just lift raw and don't know the difference between all these types of equipment.
>>76427056No Eddie wasn't wearing a suit. Why would he, totally impractical exercise wear.
Yeah i don't see the 505 happening, the platform is uneven as fuck and it's messing with rolling the bar
Lol the weak fuck needs a triple ply suit, two belts, and figure 8 straps just to get 435lbs off the ground what a joke
>>76427056He definitely did.
WTF some guys are pulling sumo, what is this kindergarten bullshit competition?
>>76427066Suit pushes pressure points into your biceps and calves and makes you lift more in short
Did some random fucking guy just rip 485 up?
>>76427069its needed for the giant magnets what a rigged "sport"
>>76427069the platform looks tacky af already the carpet came loose after just a few uses
Sup. Whats the weight rn?
>>76427078no suit either but it's sumo cringe
>>76427064Why does he have Japanese for 'ka' on his chest? Is he a bird?
Sumo is cringe, but semi sumo is a comfy technique
Strongman be like: sumo is cheating, but TWO belts is fine.
thorbros...i have a bad feeling about this...
>>76427084Seems to jump around. Thor pulled 435kg regular, then some nobody pulled 485kg sumo. This looks like such a tiny venue and kind of a bummer.
Thor vs Hall is by far the dumbest fitness beef in existence.
>lardy mcgee
>measly 420 pounds
shiggy
>>76427107Hall is 6'2 so wins by default
>>76427106Lame. Its looks like an art cafe poetry slam or something.
>>76427119If hafthor stands up with 500kg+ in his hands and starts reciting beat poetry I'll be mad impress, I'll tell you that.
Venue looks comfy and chill. Shitty 00s stream quality makes it double comfy. Feel like im chilling in my uni dorm with no worries
>>76427130>Starts quoting the icelandic sagas
What do you think his PB is
Based Rauno has a blonde cutie jump up to help him.
Yep he's getting 505 easily. Possibly more.
Eddie bros i dont feel so good
1034 pound warmup rep
fucking ridiculous
>uses a suit
Cringe. This is why Eddie will always be the GOAT
>random fucking dood doing 480kg
>>76427146That's his wife I believe. Or his daughter. They're furiatingly similar.
Jesus Thor pulled that 470 QUICK.
>>76426419Wow, that is absurdly impressive.
he had to change his technique last minute because of the shitty platform, i don't think the 505 is happening today, bros
>>76426419>mixed gripdoesnt count.
>>76427172Based nice guy chill dude Rauno with a beautiful helpful blonde wife and daughters. Living the dream.
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Brb just stealing your record
Wait, who the fuck is this guy? Just gonna pop in and do it?
>>76427183He just randomly popped in and got 485 clean a few minutes ago.
uhh thorbros? that seemed like it was pretty heavy
>>76424931 (OP)Why is the feed on my desktop 3 seconds behind the feed on my phone?
I also really hope this guy gets 505
I like the comfy medieval UI and the shitty particle board floor with what seems like a cheap carpet on top. Even better if this is done in some random german bierhall.
>>76427186Thats damn impressive. I like the troll attitude to have a crack at 505. Probably a top lad.
>>76426904Thor going for 505 kg or 1113 lb deadlift. I haven't really been keeping up with strongman. I hope he does it, I like thor. I used to like Eddie, but he is no longer a strongman, he is an influencer now. It's a shame because I admired him at one point.
>>76427192Its Saturday. Its raining. I got my chores done and had a workout. This is perfect.
>>76427192Yeah man watching this shit made me forget for a while that indians niggers and muslims have infested my country and the whole world. Just a cozy little night for myself.
>>76427196All the top guys do eddie type videos now. Cant knock them for making a living.
when even was the dl record fucking 10 years ago? kek old fucking news who even cares
>>76427214Yes you can, you just don't want to
WTF why is this guy getting fireworks for 430 lol?
>>76427214Over saturated market now but I still love watching Licis season 1.
FIER HUNDRED DREIZIG KILO
JAHH
ZEHR GUHT
>>76427223JA VALT AUF LAUCH BITTA
FIER HUNDRED NEUNZIG KILO
JABULL
lmao stage is going to be completely smoked out by the time Hafthor tries with all the pyros. Can you even breathe in there?
505 soon if my German is zehr gut
That 490 looked like he had more. The record is being broken tonight
FUNF HUNDRED FUNF KILO
>FUNF HUNDRED FUNF KILO
FUNF HUNDRED FUNF KILO
>FUNF HUNDRED FUNF KILO
>>76427246he pulled more in non-comp before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke-3x0PWfY4
>Walk up to the platform
>Set it up for 365......pounds
>laugh at the plate peons while they struggle
>fail my attempt
>leave
Is it on any sports channels ? The stream in the link isnt working for me
MARTIN MARTIN MARTIN HIER KOMMT ALEX
505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505 505 >505
FUCKING HELL WHAT A LIFT
One thousand One Hundred and Eleven Pounds!
Eddiebros... im not feeling too well..
HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD
>>76427276>FUCKING SCHIESSE!kek the announcer is drunk and/or coked up.
I love that the 505 record was set at that scuffed small event and not at some highly professional gay big stage event with no soul.
>>76427284Thank you for making the webm so fast
>>76427264Fucking awesome
obvious magnets is obvious
WHY DID HE HAD TO FUCKING DO IT IN SOME SHITTY OBSCURE GERMAN COMPETION WHERE THEY HAVE THE WORST FUCKING CAMERAS
>>76427296I'm 1 billion percent sure he'll pull 510 as well. He had more in him, fuck what a lift. So casual too.
>>76427299Its like a throwback to 80s powerlifting
>>76427300>Thank you for making the webm so fastI can make a better quality one if anyone knows good ffmpeg params cuz I just recorded my desktop with OBS then did mkv -> webm conversion and the bitrate is scuffed.
Thought Thor became a god then and morphed into a becon of light
this stream is SOVL
>>76427304i think hes done
Reminder that 500 almost killed eddie
>>76427303It's actually sus as fuck
Less gravity at the point of the stage
The Turkish carpet gave a launching advantage
He was wearing performance enhancing socks
The bar bent with the lift
His mom weighed them in disguise
>>76427299It should be like this. Just enthusiasts in a comfy setting. Can you imagine how much beer is gonna get drunk there???
>>76427315He had to change his technique last minute because of the bump in the platform that prevented him from rolling the bar like he always does.
Pretty sure he has 510 in the tank for Giant's Live in september
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It's over, Eddiesisters.
>>76427324If he gets hypnotized like eddie into some fucked up shit like his children getting raped by blacks and him having to pull them all off or some shit, he can do 520. He should hit up eddie for that hypnotist's number.
Eddie will just say that he's still the first person to ever lifted 500 and that's it.
>>76427341Or he'll use belts and suits as an excuse too.
HOLY SHIT
EDDIE HALL JUST FLEW IN FOR 507.5
WHAT AN UPSET
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you guys missed the prewritten cope
>>76427341He would not be wrong tho.
Wait, someone's trying 507???
How long until Eddie kills himself
FUNF HUNDRED ZIEBEN COMMA FUNF
I love this guy. Big celebration for Thor, the event should end, and then buddy is like "yah mate, i wanna try 507.5 haw haw"
>>76427353close but ROM was pathetic
>>76424931 (OP)Update: Thor has now pulled 505 i a comp, after needing to alter his set up due to a fucked platform. You can't doubt him now. Debate over.
>>76427355Would be fucking priceless if that guy got it though.
Thor must have been sweating buckets watching that.
>>76427355Sumo is practically its own lift category. Imagine if bench allowed you to start with the bar at your chest.
>>76427362yeah totally, I was just thinking how crushing would it have been to hit 505 then get the record broken a few minutes later lol
>>76427364Yea but noone would seriously put it at the same level.
>>76427364It would have been the funniest thing ever. It should have happened.
wasn't locked out lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0cOy_zVGUA
>>76427383I thought it looked like a soft lockout to be honest
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>>76427383neither was the 500 so I guess it's fine
this is the true WR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzN0qp8-WwE
>>76427383Eddie's lockout was even worse
damn eddie really mentally destroyed thor and his fans lmao. rent free.
god i hope eddie kills himself now
>>76427391Lol it is are you blind
>>76427411it's not fully locked out though, his knees are slightly bent and he's slightly slouched, watch his 400+ videos and you will notice that his posture is vastly different when he's actually locked out
>>76427383Thor always had that problem, he never locks out completely, soft hips.
This was comfy. Felt like old internet. Good night lifters
>>76427392Lol it moved like 3" off the ground
Thor will attempt 510kg on Sep 6th
>>76427363>ImagineNever heard of powerlifting?