dyel general

pantyboy at my gym

>>76446157 (OP)

>>76446157 (OP)
>As you can see, they are lifting wrong, just look at that terrible form. Now let me (a perfect human specimen) show you how its done.

>>76446157 (OP)
imagine a freaky looking fuck taking pictures of you out of nowhere

>>76446157 (OP)

>>76446236
He had functional strength. 200 finger pushups.

Post me

>>76446157 (OP)
More likely than not OP doesn't have the mobility to get into that position with a PVC pipe.

>>76446214
>2 for 1 dyel video
impressive. very nice

>>76446159
Explain this pantyboy meme to me because I see this kid get shit on every thread.

>>76446269
Kirk Cobain

I'm the dyel at my gym. When I see ripped guys I think 'they all started somewhere'.

>>76446157 (OP)
You DON'T have 239 dyels saved on your computer.

>>76446511
>he wasn't born a greek god
ngmi.

>>76446494
He’s wearing panties. Look at the panty kind. That’s the joke. Don’t overthink it.

This is the “watch me squat while pretending to lift” special. Bro threw on his sister’s shoes, grabbed the bar like it’s a yoga prop, and called it Olympic lifting. The snatch isn’t strength training, it’s synchronized swimming with iron plates. You aren’t lifting, you’re performing.

He probably spends more time adjusting his grip with chalk than actually putting weight on the bar. The only thing getting worked here is his self-esteem. Call me when your deadlift isn’t getting outlifted by a high school cheerleader.

>>76446587
>My DYEL collection is small much like my lifts and overall frame.
>Sophisticated satire intimidates me.

>>76446511
They started 12 years old training for varsity football

>>76446815
>>76446157 (OP)
Most people get filtered by OLY past 1pl8 because they're not genetically fit for explosive movement and can only do rigid A-to-B compound movements, it's okay because not everyone is destined to be Karlos nasar but there's no reason to be bitter

>>76447021
Lil bro out here looking like a failed Street Fighter DLC. This is what happens when you skip every team sport growing up and convince yourself snatching in compression leggings is masculine. He’s got the mobility of a PowerPoint presentation and the explosiveness of a dial-up modem. Nobody’s bitter, you’re just built like a medium pizza with no sauce.

This isn’t Karlos Nassar. This is Carlos Can’t Clean. Save the cope, zoomerito. Reply if you're angry and I'll know the bar isn’t the only thing you struggle to hold overhead.

>>76447043
that shut his bitch ass up

>>76446269
fake

>>76446815
>synchronized swimming with iron plates
are you actually dumb enough to think that you can just "technique" ~245 from the floor to over your head like that without actually having some degree of strength? I guarantee he squats at least 4 plates to be snatching 113kg

>>76447770
>113 kg
kwapb

>>76446246
Seriously. OP is a queer.
Do that to me, someone is getting their ass kicked.

>>76446157 (OP)
>Power Snatch 2 plates
That's pretty legit in my book

>>76446246
>>76447838
You won't do shit pussy lol.

>>76447043
>Millennial
>Extremely bitter
>Obsessed with zoomers
>Invents cope to demean people who make feel unmanly
Your existence is hell

>>76447021
Explosivity is a trainable quality, I'm more explosive at 33 than 10 years ago

>>76447929
You still dont have the genes to have a high ceiling and steep learning/gains curve for explosivity. Your post literally proves the point, it took you 10 years throughout your adult life to get to what, the level of a 12 yo junior state bronze medallist

>>76447942
You're 100% wrong I would fight for medals in the U15 Euros :^)

>>76447043
>>76446815
You're trying too hard to sound like OE Fitness

>>76447043
>This is what happens when you skip every team sport growing up
Definitely this. I’ve noticed oly autists are like that and don’t really “get it” in social situations.

>>76447878
you never know when you might be fucking with the wrong person, so keep that smartphone hidden. I spent the last decade bouncing around TDCJ prison units. It completely fucks you up in a way most people don't understand. I would absolutely kill someone over this.

>>76448406
You miss being a prison bitch that much, huh?

>>76446218
I was really on the fence about roiding and I think this 22 year old who looks 40 was the one piece of data I needed to decide I am not touching the shit

>>76446236
>please do not take it away

>>76448406

>>76446815
the kid is objectively stronge than you are.

>>76448437
he's not roiding, he's just armenian

>DYEL238.png
holy shit dude get a fucking life

>>76448570
mad?

>>76446799
He's not, he's wearing compression underwear underneath they're green

>half the pics are just people being in the gym at all
What the hell is this thread

>>76448595
I thought it was a funny shtick for months until i realized OP simply has a fetish for men wearing shorts or tight pants

>>76448595

>>76448590
nah they’re panties look you can see the pantyline clearly.

>>76448590
do you not know what a panty line is?

>>76448608
No, I believe you see the fabric bunching up from his bending over for Massa Shaw.

>>76448608
>>76448619
You mean his pants folding at the hips? You are stupid if you think that means parties

>>76447878
That you

>>76448638
You have a bullying tone. Not very nice, bro.

>>76448627
Not parties.
Panties.
Look he’s wearing panties.
He’s rowing 1pl8.
He’s a pantyboy.
Idk if it’s a european thing or he’s trying to attract alpha tops but where I live men don’t wear panties.

>>76446159
Based

>>76446157 (OP)
>>76447043

HAHA whos the angry singaporean bitching about couch koh here

>>76446159
There he is!

>>76446494
it's a literal autist spamming these threads over and over again. he's convinced himself this is actually some epic in-joke. just ignore him

>>76450635
bump

i see you

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>>76449000
Where's that? A uni campus ?

>>76450950
unfortunate calf genetics.

>>76446815
Nice bait.

>>76448406
This shit is real, grew up in a shitty neighbourhood, knew a lot of people who wound up on the wrong side of things. Also worked as a CO for a little while, been around a lot of people who do not fucking play. People who have never seen that type of things have no fucking idea what some people are capable of doing. Fucking around might sound fun, until you cross paths with the right psycho and its time to find out.

i guarantee that op is an ugly looking abomination

>>76451148
Fake tough guy.
You’ll wear the panties just like the rest of them.

>>76451314
Hey you can choose to believe or not believe, but I've seen people get shanked for looking wrong at a guy. Met several guys convicted of murder. It's hard to fathom, but it's one thing trolling and talking shit when you're untouchable through a screen, but out in the real world, there are some straight up animals. People who keep a tough guy act and try to punk others will get checked eventually. All I'm saying is watch your step and don't mess with people, because you never know who you'll run across.

>>76448595
Demoralization thread by some fat fetishist tranny or roidtranny.

>>76451523
the first day I hit general population I saw a guy get murdered for stealing a bag of instant coffee. 5 guys with locks in socks pounded the guys face and skull into oblivion. his face looked like roast beef pouring out blood. He died later that day. The guards did some interviews with people, but no one ever got in trouble for it. I was 18 and I'll never forget that shit.

>>76451594
lol u prolly grew up with the disney channel u aint hard sweetbitch

>>76451594
Yeah, things like that happen. I worked mostly in SHU, but was at occasions in gen-pop and worked as well. The amount of times people have been jumped for minor things by several people is insane. This one time one guy who was a gangsta-rapper who was bragging about how tough he was got jumped by the entire unit on the yard at once, like 20-25 people beat the fuck out of him. He got lucky the alarm got pulled and several guards showed up to stop it.

>>76451523
I remember when I was in my early 20s I was at a house party with some friends and some girl was crying about something and I told the guy comforting her "tell your bitch to shut the fuck up". Guy looked goofy and a little chubby. After getting my shit beat to hell I was told that he is one of the best boxers at his age group in my country. I got really humble after that. He was nice enough to not make me kiss his shoes or whatever in front of everyone because I stood no chance against him even tho I was way bigger, on roids, coke etc.

Lesson learned; some people may look like bitches but they are NOT

>>76451784
and then everybody clapped

>>76446815
>>76447043
The text in these posts is AI generated

>>76451801
As I said, you can choose to believe or not to believe. But I'm saying, it's one thing talking shit through a screen. It's another to try and do it in real life to someone who will not think twice about glassing you just because you pushed his buttons.

>>76451148
His name? albert einstein

>>76446159
>12 seconds

>>76449007
For me it's the eurodollar faggotry's parted lips and retarded fish face

>>76446815
lmao

>>76452542
snyder? the guy with the long hair?

>>76447043
>>76447912

You're both faggots for saying things like "millennial" and "zoomer."

Every time I read or hear someone use a term like "gen z," "zoomer," "millennial," "gen x," or some shit like that, I cringe. If I hear someone use these terms IRL, which happens way too frequently, I immediately assume I'm talking to a retard.

This shit started spreading like crazy around 10 years ago. Before that, nobody ever talked about what "generation" they were. Nobody seems to reject it though, which is extremely bizarre to me because you name any one thing, any premise accepted by a group of people, there is another group that rejects it entirely, even if only for the sake of being contrarian.

Does this shit exist outside of the US and the greater Anglosphere? If I sell all my worldly possessions to go live in an apartment next to a Colombian whorehouse, will I finally be free of people flapping their gums about generation cohorts?

>>76446157 (OP)
honest question: what the treshold of being not dyel?

>>76453696
Anyone bigger than oneself

>>76446159
kek he has to be trolling, right?

>>76453572
> This shit started spreading like crazy around 10 years ago. Before that, nobody ever talked about what "generation" they were.
You entered the workforce 10 years ago.
It’s always been this way lil zoomzoom.

>>76453696
1/2/3/4 x 5 @6’0+

>>76446799
no, those are called briefs. some people don't like to wear underwear with an inseam longer than your mother's saggy tits
>>76448608
>>76448716
that is what briefs look like
>>76446157 (OP)
you were once dyel. don't shame people for being in the gym and putting in the effort. nigger mentality

>>76454140
Strike a nerve, pantyboy?

>>76454140
Nobody wears briefs. The last person to wear briefs was sometime back in the 90s. There might be some old boomer still wearing them but no zoomers do.

>>76454160
>lifting in a fucking mask
kek dyels do be like that

>>76448406
Did you put in the work?

>>76446157 (OP)
I can curl 60 lbs but my arms are still skinny.

>>76448406
>tdcj
Every take any college classes while you were in the joint?

>>76446157 (OP)
I guarantee you can not do picrel.

>>76446157 (OP)
lol his face looks like his Protoss base just got ambushed

>>76454140
>you were once dyel. don't shame people for being in the gym and putting in the effort. nigger mentality
i bet you this is someone who is grotesque and too afraid to go to the gym. theres some weird serial killer psychology at play posting these creepshot threads

>>76446157 (OP)

>>76446159

>>76448716
You would know, wouldn’t you, fag.

>>76455698
kwapb

>>76447966
Pantyman at my gym

>>76446159
FPBP

>>76446157 (OP)
Is there actually a designated DYEL General here on /fit/? Regularly too? Would this be the right place to ask for a beginner's workout regimen and to ask beginner's regimen questions in more detail than is in the sticky?

>>76456530
Yeah it’s posted every now and then, it’s called the leanpill general

>>76456530
Yes take the panties off. Be a man.

>>76450635
The panty boy is dating the girl he has a crush on

>>76446159
lol

>>76446269
>inside grip pullup for one rep
i hate this fag with all my heart

>Yeah I do oly (we just call it weightlifting heh), what gave it away?

these threads wouldn't be so bad if you retards didn't take the bait every fucking time
relax and enjoy the shitposting

>>76457980
Isn't that just a chin-up?

>>76448716
kek same I think it’s a European thing or Australians have their panty swimsuits, “budgiesmugglers” as slang they call it in gay circles.

>>76446815
ChatGPT "roast this image" response. Fucking retarded.

>>76457980
>inside grip pullup

>>76446815
LOL

>>76456416
I would cave this retarded caveman's skull in with a bat and get off without any charges

>eminem song comes on the playlist

>>76446507
I assume this is so he will lift with his heels?

>>76455698
Is strict pressing 1 pl8 really DYEL territory? I mean, DYELS don't even strict press

>>76446159
Hot

>>76446159
>1x bodyweight yates row
Not bad if he's doing high reps

>>76459680
I believe you

>>76446815
chatgpt only needs an anti-semitism update and it will become the second coming of Christ

>>76455698
first time visiting fit in like 6-7 years I scrolled through this entire thread to find this little bitch
Havent worked out in years but at least I'm not him