Thread 76451928

Are you taking the poop pill?

>>76451928 (OP)
whelp its over. god, you can delete the world now

>>76451928 (OP)
ah so this is the power of "le science"

Poop doping is the future

If it actually works

>>76451935
>>76451941
>THIS THING COULD BE LIFE-CHANGING, BUT SINCE ITS GROSS THEN I WONT BOTHER

eat shit

>>76451928 (OP)
much more effective than roids

>>76451928 (OP)
south park already did it years ago

>>76451928 (OP)
>hey, kid. Want to get bigger?
>eat my shit

>>76451960
nigger this is a scam ad on Reddit made with the worst stock images known to man

>>76451960
>THIS THING COULD BE LIFE-CHANGING, BUT SINCE ITS GROSS THEN I WONT BOTHER

>>76451928 (OP)
Ive said it many times before and I'll say it again. The fitness community are the easiest to scam. If this actually takes off, I suggest each and every one of you to just create a product and loosely tie some study to your product. Sell it for a few months to a year and make a quick buck. And then recycle this process. Fitness community will literally eat up anything as long as you say it has "health benefits".

>>76451960
>see headline with the either the word science in it or a man in a labcoat or shitty image of dna helix or something
>immediately take is a gospel with no questioning of any validity concerning it whatsoever and absolutely zero understanding of anything to do with any kind of science that could even potentially be related to the subject
>get in arguments with people to defend it
this is why people hate redditors, same shit when mediocre llm's dropped and you retards said "omg le ai is here can't believe living in the future all jobs will be done by ai now i spoke to chatgpt and it conveniently agreed with all my political positions we will have ai run the government"

>>76451969
>Truffle butter?
Is this gay code for shit breath?

>>76451928 (OP)
all you guys need to do is pick out a guy whose physique you admire, and ask him if you can borrow some of his poop

Almonds? Activated
Anus? Sunburnt
Chakras? Opened

Yep, it's crushing it in the crossfit gym time.

Silly
Childish
Hip
"Science"
Ignore the kids - they will get fed up not getting attention and eventually go away

>>76451928 (OP)
I asked a friend who had my idea body type if he'd be a donor and it weirded him out.

>>76451928 (OP)
Wasn't this case specifically for people who had very bad digestive systems that returned to normal after eating poop? Funny to see the fitness vultures are trying to jump onto this scam

>>76451960
>eating SHIT so you can get better at a man made sport so you can win a man made medal for no reason

>>76451935
>>76451941
>something actually beneficial
>/fit/ tards tard out
Typical. Fecal transplants have been a thing for a long time. Gut microbiome health is linked to your overall wellbeing.

The spice...
The spice melange...

>>76451928 (OP)
No but I'd consider shit surgery.

>>76451960
Human shit could be the elixir for eternal youth and i wouldn’t know because i dont eat shit, you fucking retarded redditjak posting derelict.
I also don’t care how many times eggheads in labcoats tell me to eat poop, I will not.

>>76451928 (OP)
Hindu science

>>76452474
Eating shit is different than getting shit surgery.
This is a hill I will die on.

When will chuds realize that fit and healthy men are a different class compared to normal peop?le

>>76452436
Yeah, shit transplants have already existed for ages for people with a completely shot gut flora/immune systen

>>76451935
You win the internet for today, sir!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3:WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>76451928 (OP)
I am pretty sure I nuked my gut bacteria by drinking a litre of spirit a day for months. This would probably be beneficial to someone like me

>>76451928 (OP)
>Eat shit goyim 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>76451928 (OP)
INDIANBROS WE FINALLY HAVE AN ADVANTAGE!!! ALL ABOARD THE GAINZ TRAIN!!! (don't get run over by it)

>>76451960
>If you don't shove a pill up your ass daily on the remote chance it works I'm going to to mock you with jaks for years until it's comprehensively proven wrong
Sums up this board so well

>>76451928 (OP)
>>76454117
I told you niggers years ago that women will follow soon a trend to eat their own shit. 2 more weeks

>>76451928 (OP)
what the FUCK is that retarded picture? fucking zoomer thumbnails on everything nowadays

>>76454266
lol

Southpark did an episode about this like 10 years ago

>>76455666
November 27, 2019

>>76455670
Did you really look it up? lmao, get a life.

>>76455674
no, i have it memorized

>>76455689
oh nevermind you're cool.

>no argument why its bad just a bunch of reactionary gut reactions based off nothing
Why is the board like this

>>76451928 (OP)
Unironically I was considering shoving gorilla shit in a suppository up my own ass because I read humans could develop the gut microbe that gorillas have for digesting plants for energy if they did it, leading to massive gains while eating plants.

>>76451928 (OP)
People have done this for decades, but injecting feces in their colon.

>>76456152
Yeah I mentioned it here >>76455929

>>76455702
the same people posting bait OPs are also spamming the reactions to the thread
it disallows organic culture to form

come on dude this is CIA 101 shit

>>76456282
>everyone is feds
I think you underestimate how retarded the average anon is

>Promoted
zoomers, all of you, it's just a fucking ad

>>76451928 (OP)
YES GOY TAKE THIS POOP PILL THAT IS FILLED WITH LITERAL SHIT, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME AN ALPHA CHAD WHO FUCKS WOMEN EVERY DAY
THAT WILL BE 75 DOLLARS PLUS SHIPPING

>>76451928 (OP)
YOU WILL EAT CHADS SHIT AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

Serious question, why use human shit instead of animal shit like >>76455929 mentioned?

I feel like a gorilla's shit is more potent than even someone like Eddie Hall's

>>76457780
im going to make a cocktail of entires WSM roster shit and put it directly in my ass. i would probably go super saiyan