>>76459738 (OP)
you know you don't even need to enroll in college right?
>live in van
>go to college campus
>maybe sling adderall or whatever
>exhaust tinder options
>go to the next college campus after a week
if you find (((the one))) you can just stay until she isn't (the ebin one))) its pretty simple just try not to get banned on tinder which is easier said than done, alternatively you can just walk around campus which will cover your fit goals, maybe carry a pack full of rocks it'll be like rucking