Thread 76461686

Wtf happens between 50-60 which makes me start literally fucking decaying? There are so many examples of this. A guy looks decent well into his 40s, then after 50 he just falls off a cliff and turns into his grandpa. It's fucking weird.

>>76461686 (OP)
Men* not me. But it'll probably happen to me if I live that long.

Have you ever heard of this thing called old age? I think it may have something to do with how the body gets less efficient over time
You could have just Googled it instead of making a thread about it you dumbass mongrel retard

>>76461706
>You could have just Googled it instead of making a thread about it you dumbass mongrel retard
this applies to half the threads on this board you weird seething faggot.

>>76461723
How is that a good defense of any sort? This only proves that a large group of people here are fucking idiots

>>76461733
And yet here you are singling out my thread. Kys.

This board has a weird obsession with staying a kid forever when everyone irl fully knows it's impossible and accepts it. This behavior would never fly without being ridiculized in any real life social context
>Muh how does it happen that old people uuuh become old
>Akchually im 30 but look 12
>Akchually men peak and start reverse aging at 30
Just move on you queers

>>76461734
Too late faggot, I've already killed myself 10 minutes ago

too retired is too expired

>>76461686 (OP)

Hack your telomeres to become lobster.

>>76461738
I agree, but to be fair OP is asking why the sudden drop and not a more linear downward curve

>>76461686 (OP)
Aging is not gradual, it happens in sudden bursts.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/article/2024/aug/14/scientists-find-humans-age-dramatically-in-two-bursts-at-44-then-60-aging-not-slow-and-steady

>>76461771
This is terrifying

>>76461686 (OP)
Have you experienced seen a 13yo kid or girl and then back when they're 17 and you cannot believe your eyes how they've grown?
The decayment can also be almost exponential. The metabolism gets very slow, our articulations get very used, tendons get stiff, muscle repairing is shit, mental fog is everywhere, etc.
Although I tend to think this happens after 65, if you look like shit before 60 something's wrong unless you had a very rough life.
We cannot stop the inevitable sunset of our lives.

>>76461744
He's right. Somehow we must keep ourselves busy. Forever.

>>76461771
I only sort of believe this because men start getting gray beard hairs and their voice changes around 30. Which means there's more than just 2 big bursts. I could believe that there are those big bursts but there's gotta be a bunch of smaller ones along the way too

>>76461733
thats just SOCIAL media in general, im here for socialization &/ humor and i assume most other users are too.
if i just wanted information i'd use chat gpt

>>76462051
>using an AI that hallucinates information as your primary source of obtaining it

>>76461740
Rip in pepperoni

>>76461686 (OP)
>Wtf happens between 50-60 which makes me start literally fucking decaying?
well mostly
>actually ageing becomes really bad from your late 40s
>moderately bad life decisions get to you by that time
but also
>they accept their age
>grandkids are there -> secured legacy, now able to rest
>retirement fucks many up

some men age very well into their 60s
but those are typically sporty, active and work fulfilling but not too stressful jobs

>>76461686 (OP)
25-30 is middle aged, 50-60 is where you're walking dead, kept alive simply because living is so easy now and everything is safe, not to mention modern medical science. You'll be popping pills just to be able to move your legs. You're supposed to be dead, your functions shut down. Man is not biologically immortal, we lived in a predatory environment where some animal or rival tribe or famine would take your life much sooner than 50-60. So we die, and transfer our souls to our progeny or a close enough match. Our immortality is achieved through reproduction. A lot of us will escape the cycle at the end of this lifetimes.

Most NPCs and normies get it backwards and start doing cardio as they get older, thinking it will help their heart. Maybe it does, but as your hormones change, it really does start to eat up muscle tissue. "Cardio kills gains" may not be true when youre young, but its true when youre older.

Old fucks need to start getting serious about lifting heavy and doing serious bodybuilding and powerlifting traing. Im an old fuck, and they guys ate my gym who still try to lift heavy look decent. I myself am 55 and although Im on TRT my chest/shoudlers are much biogger now than at about age 40mwhen I got back into lifting. My 55 yo self mogs my 40yo self.

I am both stronger, and more v-tapered.

I am lucky and dont have any injuries, I get it. But thats why people start looking like shit - they do cardio, stop lifting heavy and get slope shouldered and weak as fuck.

>>76462290
u fell for the meme o algo for most of civilized human history, most people who survived childhood had a pretty good shot of seeing 70, though 80 would have probably been uncommon

>>76462000
>gray beard hairs and their voice changes around 30
I've seen that only on more mediterranean type men. The darker you are, the earlier you go gray.
Northern European types tend to do that nearer to 50.

>>76462290
People have lived into their 60s and 70s for a VERY long time. The 'average age of 40' shit you see so often is mainly because these statistics are skewed because of mass infant mortality. Dumb fuck.

>>76462290
>25 is middle age
>6 inches is small
>6’0 is short

Deal with it

>>76461738
It’s a sign of weakness to just accept your fate rather than fight against it

>>76461686 (OP)
Most of those guys
> Drink
> Eat like shit
My boss turned 60 and was lamenting someone aged him correctly.
Faggot Gen x er drinks like a fish and eats shit. Doesn't work out either and smokes cigars.
Yeah no wonder you look like shit.
You can stave off the inevitable with healthy living and activity but you will eventually look old. Just look like a jacked old dude which is still better than a frail one or worse: fat

>it's LE IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Shut up retard.
Cars and planes were also impossible.

>>76462290
>25 is middle aged

>>76461686 (OP)
Aging process isn't linear. You plateau and then jump-age at some points. Iirc around 45 is a mark

My genetic inherited under eye bags came in at 32. I basically went to bed 8/10 handsome and woke up 5/10 normal one night after my 32nd birthday. Life is more cruel than you can possibly imagine.

>>76461686 (OP)
aging terrifiers the zoomer

>>76464109
>biological age jump
>Iirc around 45 is a mark
it's between ~44 and 60 years old
depends a lot on genetics

anecdotally, the more (natty) /fit/ you are the later
most sporty older people from friends and family had this rapid ageing in their late 50s (sometimes even pushing early 60s)
while the lazy, drinking or fat ones had it in their late 40s

>>76465459
Boomers that do some combination of callisthenics/running/tennis/yoga mog the other boomers hard.

>>76465718
yeah but at some point you start to see the rapid age jump
even for fit ones