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Anonymous No.76461916 [Report] >>76461924 >>76462071 >>76462118 >>76462277 >>76462322 >>76462444
>just lost my virginity to a chubby girl
Am I officially /fit/?
Anonymous No.76461924 [Report] >>76461929
>>76461916 (OP)
I'm 29 and never had sex. You wield such power, my friend.
Anonymous No.76461929 [Report] >>76461990 >>76462118 >>76463383 >>76463409 >>76463435
>>76461924
Im 6'3, white, and muscular. She was 5'3, chubby, and honduran. Even the most retarded autists could have managed.
Anonymous No.76461990 [Report]
>>76461929
Even the major leagues use batting cages
Anonymous No.76462071 [Report] >>76462823
>>76461916 (OP)
I'm afraid you may have stopped being /fit/ the moment you touched a woman.
On the plus side you have achieved that which so many of your peers yearn for.
Keep lifting though.

Also, you may now add "have sex" to your arsenal of put-downs.
Anonymous No.76462118 [Report]
>>76461916 (OP)
>>76461929
proud of u
Anonymous No.76462211 [Report] >>76462431
But was the sex good and did you manage to cum?
Anonymous No.76462277 [Report] >>76462431
>>76461916 (OP)
>lost virginity to chubby girl
>but she didn't lose her virginity to you
yeah i'd say you made it
Anonymous No.76462322 [Report]
>>76461916 (OP)
I lost mine friday night but couldnt cum. she's chubby (and white) but has great tits and I like her.
Anonymous No.76462431 [Report] >>76462442
>>76462211
After our date we got to watching movies in her bed and I finally worked up the courage to kiss her. She then trapped me in the corner of her bed and tongue fucked me before I got on top of her and felt her entire body. I really enjoyed it and came in what felt like 20 minutes.
>>76462277
She did.
Anonymous No.76462442 [Report]
>>76462431
>didn't cum instantly before his cock could even become fully erect

You are, and never will be, /fit/
Anonymous No.76462444 [Report] >>76462851
>>76461916 (OP)
>PLAPJACK'D
Anonymous No.76462823 [Report]
>>76462071
Stop acting like sex is such an amazing achievement, it's not.

Have sex.
Anonymous No.76462851 [Report] >>76463458
>>76462444
Anonymous No.76463383 [Report] >>76463517 >>76463672
>>76461929
>wasted his purity on a short fat ugly brown girl
Yuck
Anonymous No.76463409 [Report] >>76463470
>>76461929
I wonder if a similar scenario happen with girls. Say, a good looking Stacy that for some reason is undeatable and fucks a miserable sob because she has no options
Anonymous No.76463435 [Report]
>>76461929
Did you call ICE afterwards?
Anonymous No.76463458 [Report]
>>76462851
Post more
Anonymous No.76463470 [Report] >>76464213
>>76463409
lmao absolutely not. Even average girls have no trouble pulling. Above average girls, even the cuntiest ones, have guys throwing themselves at them left and right.
Anonymous No.76463517 [Report]
>>76463383
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt
Anonymous No.76463672 [Report]
>>76463383
She is only 140 and played volleyball
Anonymous No.76464213 [Report]
>>76463470
dating apps have created absolute out of control hoeflation, I do a double take when I see a 8/10 dude (no homo) with an ugly girlfriend at the gym.