Thread 76463727

Hey /fit/, got a serious question.

Anyone here actually tried stuff to increase dick length?

I'm talking legit methods like exercises, stretches, diet, whatever.

I have a hydromax bathmate that the local sex shop put on clearance and that shit only makes my shit hella girthy, I'm looking for length.

Anyone had real results?

>>76463727 (OP)
pumps are temporary
jelqing does take time but it works
stretching only allows for the jelqing to take effect
also you can do vasodilators/test to increase size

>>76463733
>vasodilators
>test

what shit should i get and where would i even get that shit to begin with

>>76463727 (OP)
Stretches, pumps and weights are a huge meme that will give you ED at some point.
Not worth it at all to be quite honest. It's way easier to just lower your refractory period and learn how to fuck for a long time

>>76463749
how do you know it'd give you ED? the dick is just an extended muscle after all no?

>>76463767
no, it is not just a muscle like your bicep is

>>76463767
How do you live this long without knowing this, like how do you not forget to breath you absolute moron
Your dick is a spongeous structure that somewhat has the properties of a spring
Imagine it like a plastic flexible ruler or as mentioned before a spring, if you stretch or twist it too much all that (blood in this case) tension concentrated becomes dissipated and you cant just push it back
Similarly your blood vessels can become weak or even collapse in worse cases and you cant just put them back together, they have plastic properties that make it impossible to go back to their initial state once stretched too much

>>76463727 (OP)
Macro-dosing Vitamin D3

>>76463727 (OP)
Length is not what gets your girl moaning, it's the girth. You want a thick cock, bros. When you slide in, it's the stretching her wide that gets her wrapped around you.

>>76463749
>learn how to fuck for a long time
teach me

>>76463749
>It's way easier to just lower your refractory period
how?

>>76463727 (OP)
I did, I typed it out on here before but people on /fit/ don't take anything seriously so I don't bother anymore. I dated a girl for about a year. My cock was around 7-7.25", but the content dudes on twitter had giant hogs disproportionate to their bodies so I knew there must be a trick to it. I did a bunch of research and figured it out. You have to understand I did a bunch of time consuming shit to figure this stuff out and I'm not going to just explain it on here to get my research smashed by some know it all faggot on 4chan again.

>>76464399
Nah, length definitely helps me build up speed to slam harder. Teenage girls love that shit

>>76464528
sorry typed this too quickly. The girl I dated uh, her and I were dabbling in content for a little money on the side and I started seeing a ton of male creators on twitter with giant hogs and researched on how they did it.

>>76463727 (OP)
Yes I did jelqing for a while and it did work. I felt like an idiot stroking my dick hundreds of time while *not* trying to get hard or enjoy it so I stopped.

>>76463767
No your dick is 3 inflatable tubes.

>>76464539
Why would you put in the effort to not only post but to go back and correct said post if you're not going to share any info? Seriously asking, I don't understand

>>76464617
Fine. P-shots are expensive but combined with a pump, they'll give you girth in a month. Pumps are also the best for length but that takes a lot longer. 6 months to a year to see results. leluv magna with a 1.75 tube is good to start and once you pack the tube graduate to a 2'. Don't waste money on extenders, do mandingo stretches in a hot shower prior to pumping. extenders are too time consuming and give extreme potential to blisters and fiber damage. leluv magna 54kpa on mode 4 with a ir pad wrapped around the tube for 20min a day will give you the results you want quicker than you think. take days off like working out if you are sore. viagra or cialis 2 times a week at nighttime to promote healing and get the penis accustomed to its stretched state. loose cock rings that cover the balls too maybe 2 times a week while you sleep would help your penis keep its expanded size but moderation with viagra and cock rings is recommended. for cock rings i like the silicone primal rings. google this information and don't hang around reddit. redditors act like experts on this but most lack the discipline to do it everyday and complain about lack of results much the same as their lack of effort working out. the reason i didnt want to say any of this is because i doubt anyone will do any of this and if someone knows anything about this, im sure theyll jump in right about now to tell me i am wrong and they are right or insult my advice. that is all.

>>76464695
2"

for length, manual stretching, hanging and mega dosing vit d. jelqing did give length but also girth. hanging gave me much better erections and improved my erection angle. the vit D grew my thing like 1" and i'm not even joking and it's stayed long even while going off it

>>76463727 (OP)
I will never have sex because I'm white

>>76464848
> Dick starts with letter d
> Therefore it must increase penis size
Kek ya all serious taking advice from these retards. The only thing that works 100% of the time is weight loss to remove fat near ur pufa. Everything else is cope

>>76463733
this nigga an experienced jelqer fr fr

>>76464875
>> Dick starts with letter d
>> Therefore it must increase penis size
the fuck are you talking about?

>>76464078
Your dick is gay and enjoys mens cavities.

Dont let this distract you from the fact my dick has the properties of both rubber and gum

>>76464407
Foreplay, unironically. It helps you relax and moves you past the hypersensitive/ready to blast stage. If you have a gf and are regularly screwing then it just becomes second nature. When you're nervous, anxious, over excited is when your body behaves as if you are in danger and heightens your senses and accelerates your nutting. When I was in high school I went through a period where I was two-stroking my gf because I was so anxious, but fortunately she liked me enough to let me keep having a go at her, and I spent the summer between junior and senior year ramming her every day for hours.

>>76464875
when i started taking vitamin d, i started to wake up with a boner, literally from the next day

>>76464979
>when i started taking VITAMIN D, i started to wake up with a boner
Lol epic self own queer

>>76464329
How much is a macro dose?

just buy some rings man

>>76464695
P short does nothing but pumps do work. Compression > vacuum for extending or hanging

>>76464406
kegels, semen retention, Mantak Chia

>>76465155
>Compression > vacuum
??? Explain please

>>76463727 (OP)
Just do more cardio and get your dysmorphia under control

>>76465299
Doesn't matter, he's wrong. Stick to my routine. He wants you to tie a noose to your penis and hang weights from it to get tendons to stretch. I say electric penis pumps give safer more natural expansion both girth and length wise. Most people just dont have discipline to see gains. It'll take 6 months to a year of everyday routine to see results. See my
>>76464695

>>76465109
Probably 20k or more?

>>76463727 (OP)
I remember I posted my routine and everyone laughed me out.
I havent been focused on length but my girth has gone from 5" to 5.6". It did take me a solid year of strict routine but at least I got results. You can find your answers on google but i will no longer contribute here

>>76465987
Your 0.6" "growth" can be chalked up to erection quality. You didn't grow any erectile tissue.

>>76466051
No it can't. Try growing that much in girth without doing anything, its impossible. You don't understand what you have to do to even gain just 0.1" in girth.
No amount of cardio or healthy eating will do that for you

Lose some weight and your dick will get bigger.

>>76466091
It's erection quality. Whatever your routine is, I guarantee you haven't actually "grown" anything.
>You don't understand what you have to do to even gain just 0.1" in girth.
You know right before you cum your dick gets more engorged? That's a gain in girth right there. It's just blood.

>>76463749
Nigga I ain't fucking shit with under 5 inches

>>76465987
Why would a method to increase dick girth cause people to laugh at you? Just tell us anon

>>76466135
No amount of "erection quality" is going to give you that significant increase anon. You realize the average toilet paper roll is bigger than 5"? You really think you are just somehow going to be significantly bigger than that just cause of "erection quality"? Do you even know how much bigger 5.6" looks compared to 5"?

>>76466150
I don't think anyone really took it seriously is my guess. I can't answer that for you.
All I know is that I am way more confident know how chunky my dick is despite it being pretty short, its only 5.5" in length.

>>76466153
So then what has changed about your dick? You're claiming it has actually grown? Unbelievable. Not in adulthood. Post your routine or you're full of it.
>You really think you are just somehow going to be significantly bigger than that just cause of "erection quality"?
More plausible than tissue growth.

>>76466183
>So then what has changed about your dick?
My girth. What the fuck do you think I've been talking about? And its permanent growth, its not like it goes back down to 5" in just a week. Its up to 5.6" and it stays 5.6".
But like I said, you gonna have to google this yourself. My routine is very specific because I had to experiment with a lot of the routines posted online. Most of them didn't really work for me so I had to find out for myself.
I took a lot of time writing out my routine but just like you, everyone doubted and just either laughed or ignored. Never again. Yes I am gatekeeping. The only thing I am going to tell you is to look up soft clamping with use of tools.

>>76465987
Please gib routine sar
Mine is only 4 inches around :(

>>76466207
Good for you I guess. I hope you don't hurt yourself. Have you gained any length? Are you going to keep going to get as much size as you can get?

>>76466164
That's too bad, I would take u seriously.

If I'm 6" girth how much girthier could I get without hurting myself?

>>76463727 (OP)
Have jelqed for 10+ years. It just felt good so I fap that way. Sometimes multiple times a day. Originally started to even out a curvature in my dick. It did nothing, nothing works. The gains are only temporary and the same gains you get from just fapping normally. It's just a pump.

>>76466287
No length gains, just girth. Im starting to see slow down, very similar to going from beginner to intermediate stages in the gym. I think I'm stuck at 5.6" but Im going to continue for maybe at least 6 more months until I decide that maybe I have reached a point where gains are minimal to none.

>>76466295
>without hurting myself
From my experience, you will get beginner gains. I want to say at least 0.5" inches to your girth which would be crazy for you.
But ive heard some horror stories of people literally breaking their penis so I can't tell you if you will hurt yourself or not.

>>76466622
It's jelqing right? All I can see from Google is jelqing and pumps

>>76466795
No. Soft clamping. I think jelqing is for premature ejaculation?

>>76464695
Thoughts on bathmate? Leluv doesn't ship to my turd world shithole, any other models you could recommend?

>>76463727 (OP)
Lose weight

Otherwise, get an anvil, a rope, and roof access to a highrise building

>>76466801
Holy fuck this reads like a horror story

>>76463727 (OP)
>medieval monks thought that a penis of that size would make a woman question her faith
They really were truecels

>>76466872
i heard they make leluv magna knockoffs on here
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805400307053.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt
I started with a bathmate too, in comparison I'd say a electric air pump is night and day. You might get some expansion from the bathmate temporarily, but it wont give you the gains you are looking for.

>>76467096
yeah.. again refer to my post itt, any other advice is bordering "break yo dick off" territory
>>76464695

Being uncircumcised kills most of your big dick chances.
Notice how nearly every big dick is circumcised?
The hood of your penis kills bloodflow and prevents the dick from growing.
This is the real dick pill.

>>76464875
Umm…

>Fourteen adult men volunteered to participate in an experiment to evaluate the potential for penile growth as a result of taking 50,000 units of vitamin D 3 and 100 mcg of vitamin K 2 daily. Penis length increased an average of 0.46 inches and circumference increased an average of 0.523 inches, both statistically significant. These results are comparable to those obtained with use of a vacuum pump or with surgical augmentation. We suggest that men interested in penis augmentation consider this much simpler and safer approach when they are interested in penis enlargement.

Small sample size, sure. But there’s at least some credence to it. Their dicks grew. When was the last time your dick got bigger?

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3

>>76465965
>>76465109
50k. Study posted above.

>>76468473
>When was the last time your dick got bigger?
When I spotted you in the lockerroom, bb.

The stuff in the r/gettingbigger subreddit works

>>76468473
I don’t see how this could possibly be legit. Harder erections? Maybe. Thicker dicks? There’s just no way. It doesn’t even make sense physiologically.

>>76468473
>not peer reviewed
>self-published (not submitted to any real journal)
there's a dozen more problems with this article, but it's basically as trustyworthy as gatorade telling you gatorade increases dick length

>>76468543
Or people just know fuck all about physiology (this is true, we don't but think we do) and it makes perfect sense. Orrrr vitamin companies are a bunch of sick greedy merchants. Only one way to find out: try it yourself rather than expe cting corrupt "experts" to plan out you life

>>76468563
>muh peer review

>kinda fat
>lose weight
>pelvic area thins out
>gain .5 inch
its basically that, get as lean as possible and you will have as long a dick as possible.

>>76468593
yeah I get it, but all you have to do is read this paper to realize that it's trash
It's got about as much credibility as the average post here, if not less

>>76463744
you inject them directly in the cock. no joke

>>76463727 (OP)
just accept that it is over and your best best it to hope for what the future holds

maybe HGH during puberty could have made a difference but that time is over
and everything ITT you read about
> le stretches and le pills
is only already above average people curing their partial ED

>>76464695

Anon actually knows what he's talking about. For more nuanced/practical understanding go to the thescienceofPE reddit board.

penis

>>76463727 (OP)
if any of this shit worked there'd be innumerable amounts of services to offer routines for pay. The only ones that do are the ones everyone already knows are scams.

>>76468563
Not being peer reviewed doesn’t mean the results or methodology were just made up. Also, unless you have a doctorate in biology or something equivalent, you’re not his peer, so your opinion is moot.

>>76464979
>>76465095
I can attest. I take steroids, which do make me more horny, by a great deal, but not so much changes with erections.. maybe only modestly. Throw in some vitamin D+k2 and now I'm a fuck-machine. Literal menace to my girlfriend. Im talking erections so stiff multiple times a day that they're painful. Which inadvertently adds like half an inch to what I'm packing if I'm normally at like 75% mast. Its almost too much, but granted im on test and a teeny bit of tren so my libido is fucking ridiculous. If I didn't have a girlfriend this would be a real fucking problem.

>>76468350
Good morning, Rabbi!

>>76467096
>>76467293
Working out is the same concept. Otherwise people wouldn't get disabled or die from it.
Do what you want with the info I gave you, just know there is no other way.

>>76468589
Yeah but most people have dicks that are adequately sized, even if inadequately utilized, and the risk factors of a boat load of D3 might an issue. It’s like, why take the chance if I’m big enough and not getting laid anyway?

>>76468492
awh <3

>>76468350
lmao this dude noticing big dick

>>76463727 (OP)
Angion Method.

It works but most people are too lazy or too stupid to understand it and do it consistently. The guy who invented it has a Youtube channel called "Janus Bifrons" and a subReddit.
He rambles too much which makes it hard to understand, because he's an autistic sperg, but he literally has discovered the cure to ED and how to grow your member.

>but he sells stuff which means it's not valid, hurr dhurr *retard noises*
The only thing that he sells is the Angio Wheel, which is useless until you've leveled far into the AM3.0 exercise (many months in), and it's incredibly easy to build one yourself by going to your local hardware store.
Most people that buy it do so because they're incredibly grateful for Janus' work, even though they could build one for 1/3rd of the price.

If anyone has questions about how it works, I'll be glad to answer them, but only if you're respectful.

>>76470999
>if any of this shit worked there'd be innumerable amounts of services to offer routines for pay.

An economist is walking down the street when he sees a $100 bill on the floor.
"Impossible" he says, "if there really was a $100 bill, someone would've picked it up already!".
Then he kept walking.

That economist is you.

The whole "if it worked someone would've done it" is the most sheeple NPC mentality of all time.
People like you will never invent or discover anything, and should remain silent so men better than you can work without discouragement.
Go watch football on TV or something like that so free-thinking men can have productive and intelligent conversations.

also to my modest dick chads ITT, im packing 5.5-6 inches, idk my girth but its certainly nothing exceptional. Ive been with a decent number of girls / women in my teens and 20s and unless youre under 4 inches, trust me when I say you just need a smaller girl. My girl is 5'0 and I can feel her cervix. I cause her visible, undeniable and genuinely unenjoyable pain when I'm rock hard and hitting it in certain positions. Believe me, I know its embarrassing when you end up with a chick with a much bigger pussy than your dick, I've been there, but I think you should focus more on finding the right partner than thinking your dick isn't big enough.

And for those guys under 4 inches, there's PLENTY of girls that have no frame of reference for a guy above 5-6 inches and you will satisfy her just fine. An extra inch doesn't feel all that different to them.

>>76471075
The problem is that the majority of people with big pockets don’t want a bigger penis they already get to fuck the tightest cunny their Jewish handlers can get their claws on. What would they need dick pills for?

>>76468350
>t.

>>76463727 (OP)
yes

>>76471041
anon, that paper is simply not credible.
>tiny "sample size"
>study was done with a presupposed outcome in mind
>all the people were friends of the author
>half of the 14 people are missing half of the measurements, half of them were "measured" differently
>no control group
>everyone has basically the exact same outcome, no actual evidence presented at all
this thing is like a demo on how to write a dogshit research paper

>>76463727 (OP)
seems a bit gay to think.about dick all day. Why do you care what bitches think? Get your sons and win life.

>>76471075
PE is one of if not the most critical things for most men. If something actually worked it would be absurdly expensive to obtain it but men would be lining the fuck up and all pornstars would have like 10+ dicks for real. Instead you have a lot of pricy shit with shaky claims and white lies.

Anyways theres no reason to debate this shit because its one of those semantic arguments that really has no grounded area. So I'll just leave saying that the penis is the only organ in the male body that never stops growing. As long as its being used it does grow at a snails pace (because of how the tissue functions). You can exploit this and make it grow faster but you have to do it carefully because it is extremely easy to damage the tissue forever

>>76464399
Some women enjoy contact with their cervix. But yeah you're mostly correct

>>76472110
>If something actually worked it would be absurdly expensive to obtain it but men would be lining the fuck up and all pornstars would have like 10+ dicks for real.

>> https://patents.google.com/patent/US20050065159A1/en
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyeRvoZX9jc

>>76468473
So what, they only took more d3, nothing else? You're supposed to believe it's a magic pill?

>>76474094
Also somehow no side effects?