goblinx general pride world wide

>>76463935 (OP)
Based

>>76463935 (OP)
Thank you for your service

gobu stop posting your own selfies

Can we get some Webms from fatties showing their disgusting daily diet

Kekke/twinkstalker is the guy who stalks gobu

>>76464137
how is this even possible
get new towels is the only thing that i can think of
get a robe on after toweling off, that might help, as its effectively a full body towel

>>76464159
We need to bring Doll back. God bless her heart

>>76464137
>>76464253

The whale despises discomfort. So she showers with extra hot water. Since she's fat, it takes her around half an hour to stop sweating. She doesn't even realize she's sweating. So in the end, it's like she never washes.

>>76464255
Nah she can stay on disc

>>76464404
imagine having opinions re: "body positivity" so abhorrent that even the redditors say "boy golly gee why you're a little bit too much of a loser for this website"
it's genuinely impressive

Rent free lol

>76464473
You literally made this thread stfu
You don’t even get a >you

>>76462632
Thanks bro. Glad to know there's good people around here within the plappers and trolls.

>>76463935 (OP)
Why do American men think being morbidly obese makes them a badass?

>go to grocery store with gf
>morbidly obese man tries bringing his dog in
>me and gf tell him that's nasty and dogs don't belong in grocery stores
>he starts shouting at us to "lick my ass"
>we walk away
>he follows us while breathing heavy
>turn around
>he tries getting in my face and threatening us like a nigger
>"I CAN BENCH 450LB"
>gf tells him he weighs over 400lb
>"NO I WEIGH 329"
>call him fat and walk back
>he tries shouting that we're pussies for not fighting him

This guy was well over 400lb too. Also why is every grocery store and restaurant a dog park now

>>76465672
Dog owners are mentally ill

>>76463935 (OP)
/fph/'s getting old and stale. There's no new webms. I thought TikTok and Reddit would be a gold mine.

>>76465701
Thinking it over again, he actually tried picking a fight with us before we even said anything. We looked at his dog with disgust and he goes "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY DOG? YOU AFRAID?"

I don't know why we tolerate dog nuts ruining the last public spaces left

A 450lb man threatening you for calling him out for bringing his dog in a grocery store is peak America now

>>76465724
This is what happens when dogs become child replacement

>>76465724
That has nothing to do with him being fat, and everything to do with him being an American. Every facet of our modern culture encourages people to be loud, obnoxious, confrontational assholes.

My personal theory is that it's because we punish assault so seriously anymore. People are a lot more polite when everybody knows getting socked in the face is on the table.

>>76464137
5'0 230 is genuinely unfathomable to me. I was 5'9 175 from after I graduated college after being a soccer player and runner in HS and being around 135-140. 175 and weak skinny fat unable to run a 6 minute mile at will after 4 years of neglecting myself made very alarm bell in my head go off and to start training. How do people let themselves get like that?

Like it's genuinely doesn't compute. Same with the people that get to 300lbs.

>>76464298
But like 230 at her height? Even if she was 100 lbs lighter she wouldn't exactly be skinny. It's just genuinely bizarre and hard to understand any theory of mind of someone like that. I can understand some level of obesity if you're injured, lazy, neglectful, depressed etc but at some point you'd think self preservation or shame would kick in.

>>76465733
Literally, i've noticed most owners who have dogs and kids (specially if they got the dog for the kid) tend to be normal people. While ""happy" child-free" couples who have birthday parties for their dogs are fucking insane.

>>76466309
He definitely thought him being fat made him intimidating

>>76466337
I've recently figured out that I've been getting gaslighted about quite literally everything my whole life. Dog faggots shitting on cat owners, calling them unhygienic and lazy, while it's them that are so. Things that were the norm 20 years ago are now le weird superstitions and conspiracy theories not approved by science™. US being the best thing that has ever graced this planet, meanwhile it's a fucking dumpster fire shithole. My family accusing me of things they themselves do. This world is genuinely one giant mental asylum and I've only recently managed to escape it.

>>76464298
i take cold showers like a war priest cleansing himself before battle
no soap commercials no scented candles just the sound of my own breath and the icy slap of reality
while she melts under scalding water like a microwaved eclair i stand under the cold like a statue of discipline
my pores fear me my mind obeys me my body thanks me
we are not the same

>>76465672
>me and gf tell him that's nasty and dogs don't belong in grocery stores

>>76463935 (OP)
I miss Goblina so much, bros... she fucking used me, and then threw me away like a piece of garbage (or "basura," as Gobu says in her mother tongue)

Saw this disgusting pig wearing knee high stockings at my gym

>>76465713
>I thought TikTok and Reddit would be a gold mine.
Yeah but somehow has to go there and bring stuff back. I'm not doing that, are you?

>>76466478
What part of it are you questioning? That some fatass brought their mutt into a grocery store or that we called them out for it?

I do it to everyone i see bring a dog in

>>76466486
no you didnt

>>76466312
Fuck off 230 even at 5 foot isn't insane plenty of people are that, it's not healthy but you can't understand it? Are you a retard

>>76465672
no you didn’t

>>76467107
Didn't do WHAT? Are other Americans so chickenshit now they're too scared to criticize people contaminating our food?

>>76466312
I'm 5'9, 150lbs, BMI is 22.2 in the perfect range. I cant fathom how anyone under 6ft is over 200lbs/90kg

>>76465672
really great tale, anon. well done. you are an incredible storyteller

>>76467754
how many dates is this beefy broad going on, realistically?

>>76465672
>go to grocery store with my service dog
>random söy couple starts squealing like it’s the end times because they saw fur in the vegetable aisle
>“dogs don’t belong in grocery stores!” the girl shrieks, as if I brought a grizzly bear
>guy’s standing there trying to puff his chest out like he’s alpha of aisle 3
>I tell them, helpfully, to lick my ass
>they waddle away thinking it’s over
>I follow to finish the customer service lesson
>dude turns around like he’s about to say something profound, but just glares like a middle schooler failing a staring contest
>I say “I can bench 450” just to watch him malfunction
>his girlfriend jumps in with a bodyfat estimate like she’s a human Dexa scan
>“NO I WEIGH 329” I clarify because facts matter
>they scamper off calling me fat while looking like an H&M mannequin and his bird-chested handler
>“you’re pussies!” I shout as they escape to the granola aisle
never seen people lose a battle they started that

>>76467896
lmao

>>76467896
>>76467767
I see this post triggered dogfags

>>76465672
You didn’t even look him in the eye.

>>76468057
Just leave your beast at home. You don't need to take it to the grocery store, I WILL call you out if I see it

Schizo here. How can we make genociding fatties popular with the masses? Hitler did it for the j*ws, so why can't that happen to fats (for real this time)?

>>76467754
Disgusting

>>76467792
Hopefully 0

>>76467792
idk, do black guys like obese latinas also or not?

>>76464137
>be 5' 11 and 315lbs
>only have this issue when its very humid and no AC
jesus christ

>>76465672
how autistic do you have to be to think this fake story sounds real

>>76468780
I think you're the autist here. Do you never get out and interact with people? This is exactly the type of shit fat people and americans do when they get told off

Also dog people really are fucking nuts

>>76468833
>they bring a """service animal"""
>its always a 5lb ankle biter with no training and takes no direction

>>76466469
>No soap
Unless you're east asian (they don't have body odor) you STINK bro. Get some unscented dove bar soap or something and scrub your butthole. Just as bad as the whales

>>76468554
>i eat clean
>i'm on my feet all the time
>but i'm still a full head shorter than a fat ass with the same weight as me
I wonder how people delude themselves so well

what is with the ass area?

>>76469119
Biggest lie i didn't eat a lot and still didn't lose weight. Like they probably eat e l little bit less for 2 or 3 days and when they didn’t lose any weight

>>76463935 (OP)
Is the old lady on the end someone other than the lady covering her face? What's the story with this nonsense being posted over and over and people celebrating it? Do you hate the lady for being fat? She doesn't seem super obese.

>>76464137
Fat AND dumb. lol
>retain a lot of water
Yep, she has that extra spongy skin that water stays in longer. I've never seen something so unaware.

>>76464298
Extra hot water would cause discomfort.

>>76464860
There's a skeleton trapped inside of that cage of lard

>>76464404
People seem to support the guy calling out the fat guy. I thought reddit was supposed to be the other way around and voting for the SJW and censoring the "fat shamers".

>>76464462
The word "health" triggered a bot to post a warning? That's fucked up.

>>76464860
It looks like a balloon filled with air. Disgusting.

>>76466337
>>76466448
Literally?

>>76466486
Why do you take pictures of strangers? That's fucking pathetic. You look gay while doing it too.

>>76467535
If you really call people fat and shame them for breaking rules you're assholes and people saw you as the assholes.

>>76468080
Oh no, I wouldn't want you and your girlfriend to "call me out". That would be absolutely devastating.

>>76469080
You need comfort.
Consume.
Obey.

>>76469119
Literally a foot shorter than me and heavier than me.
I think a lot of the “I eat clean” cope is people buying into health foods marketing, ite est the purpose of health marketing isn’t to convince people a food is healthy, it’s to allow fatties to create a new story about themselves to feel better.
E.g. eating a massive bowl of special K is eating “clean” to these people because it’s been marketed as a health food. And they can pretend they are healthier than they are because they have one of those obnoxiously large water bottles with lines down the side of like “10:00AM, keep going!”. And they got the grilled chicken sandwich instead of the fried chicken sandwich at chick fil a (of course with a side of mac and cheese and sweet tea). Even something like a matcha drink from Starbucks can be justified as healthy to these people because it’s the color green. They eat protein bars as a snack for heavens sake! (220kcal each, but it’s high in protein, so it’s healthy, right?)
Their feet hurt, their back hurts, their knees hurt, but it can’t possible be their weight—they workout regularly and are active! (They take their dog on a 1 mile walk every other week or so)
The saddest part is it would take VERY little effort for these people to start dropping weight rapidly. A modicum of willpower, yes, but just a couple of adjustments in their habits could have them losing 1lb a week or more.

>>76464860
Fucking looked like a bread loaf at first... is this even a foot?

>>76468080
You're a brown pedophile worshipping faggot who would never do shit. Keep making up fake stories where you have a girlfriend, pussy.

a classic

>>76467792
>>76468550
>>76468561

it's a transexual female who is married to a small latino man

>>76469701
frfr NO cap

>>76469706
>>76469710
>>76469946
Dog people are mentally ill. Imagine white knighting an animal that literally eats poop. This is what's wrong with America

>>76470341
Literally? Thought that was Germany obsessed with poop

>>76464149
>u'll
What the hell?

>>76470346
You can't go anywhere in public without seeing a dog licking its ass now. People think they have the right to be nuisances. Theres no public spaces left because mentally ill people like the ones itt ruin them. Then they try to tell you to mind you bidness. Go back home and stare at your screen citizen

>>76469666
Fat hate started on reddit. You young'uns have no idea that current 4chan is just reddit from 10 years ago.

>>76470357
>r/DogFree
Kek no kids and plus I don’t think about you at all.

>people

>>76470376
I don't believe this. I got banned from Reddit after arguing with a fatty about CICO on a fitness subreddit during the 4chan crash

Despite wasting decades of my life on this website I've never written a green text but here goes.

>Be my 21 y/o stepdaughter
>Easily over 300lbs at 5'7
>Get on Ozempic
>Celebrate by bringing home a dozen crumble cookies
>Owner of Crumbl(tiny TM up top) Brand Cookie cutter pic related
>Wants to go to dinner with entire family and her BF
>BF Drives a lifted diesel Chevy truck
>It's pretty cool
>He backs it in at the back of the parking lot like any truck owner would
>Step daughter crying because she had to walk an extra 25 yards to the restaurant
>Two weeks into Ozempic and her boyfriend is over for breakfast
>My woman makes pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage pretty big breakfast
>We go to an Amish store becasue the BF wanted to see it I guess
>Step daughter loads her basket with every combination of bread and cheese you can think of
>Discovers the Amish store has an attatched restaurant now
>Insists we buy lunch
>It's 45 minutes since she slammed that huge breakfast
>I text my woman "I don't think the ozempics having any effect."
>Be a month later
>Ozempic RX is being increased.

>>76472185
I feel like if it’s your step daughter you’re partly to blame

>>76464473
BASED

>>76472185
>marrying a woman who let her daughter get that fat
>letting your step daughter get that fat
>shittalking your own family behind their backs like a little bitch

You are pathetic

>>76471965
I'd smuggle watermelons into disney land too, food theres expensive

>>76472436
Disgusting

https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/s/54PBK8zN0o

>>76471692
Reddit used to have based subs until trannies got their jimmies rustled and everything was purged. You still have some good things here and there like Libertarianmeme but the site is a shell of its former self.

>>76471965
>the third one almost falling after raising her leg
lmao

>>76472695
r/physicalremoval or something right? it was like the fph of reddit

>>76464159
Those days and the fatty day calorie tallies are over. Nobody saved them. Nobody formats properly.

>>76472185

>>76469735
He has a point. I started to stink when I was 25.
I am an Austrian man. That’s almost halfway to German (human).
Use soap. Spartans used soap. Romans used soap. These were Nordic Aryans.

>>76472695
You unironically need to go back. Reddit in it's infancy was just digg with a 12 year old userbase and EVERYTHING posted there was stole, primarily from here. You think the twitter screencap threads on this site are bad? They're not even 1% the repost nonsense reddit was

>>76472875
Fuck off nigger. I'll browse whatever site I want.

>>76470357
Based doctor running Lab tests

>>76466486
He's not trying to be cute, they're compression stockings because he's an old man.

>>76472185
wtf does the cookie cutter have to do with any of this?
What a shit greentext grandpa.

>>76471692
>I don't believe this.

Believe it, youngfag. There were fat people hate subreddits at one time. Not earlier this year when 4chan crashed, but over a decade ago before that chink cunt Chairman Pao was brought in to "clean up" Reddit and turned it into the trannie, fag, alphabet hug box it is today. The best were FatPeopleHate and it's successor FatPeopleHate2. Both got flushed due to claims of doxxing, but it was really fat fee-fees and tears that put them in Pao's cuntish crosshairs.

The admins and mods had tags like "Literally Hitler", "Might as well be Hitler", "CICO Hitler", etc. Members referred to each other as "shitlords". There were associated subreddits dealing with hoarders, EMT/ER horror stories, shut-ins, and the like. There was a sticky where people could post new at the time slurs for fats like ham planet, grease goblin, obeast, mayo dumpster, oreo ogre, and others. They'd regularly troll the various fat positivity subreddits too.

It was a hell of a lot of fun.

>>76464159

>>76464159
anotha one

>>76472752
r/fatpeoplehate was the /fph/ of reddit, it was just like here but with less (or at least quieter) fetishists
>>76471965
>all their clothes are from fatty brands or amazon
I'd love to take them to one of those streets full of fashion brand stores just to watch them seethe because they know that not a single item will fit them

>>76472796
fucking what? each of those shits is eight fucking hundred calories? they're not even that good holy fuck

>>76472796
how? They must be huge cookies
>>76473098
I guess that her owning a tool made specifically for a food chain's product underlines how many of those things she eats

>>76468261
>imagine not doing 2 sets of gentle movement to failure
You niggers really dont wanna make it

>>76472956
kek