Thread 76465313

>>76465328
>noticing the < is backwards

>>76465313 (OP)
D

>>76465313 (OP)
I have never really seen a jacked girl irl. At most my gym has fit chicks who do heavy leg and glute stuff but no one who looks like D-F

For me it's E

>>76465313 (OP)
C

>>76465313 (OP)
I'm not a homosexual so C

>>76465313 (OP)
A, B, and D for me.

>>76465313 (OP)
B > D >> A > C > E > F

>>76465313 (OP)
B or D.
E is acceptable.
F is a man.
C is fat.
A is a boy.

>>76465313 (OP)

I want the tits of B and the bottom half of E

d is nice although i'm fine with smaller tits. completely flat is not really my thing however

>>76465367
i meant b, thank you brain

>>76465341
>>76465349
Bruhs, I think a 19yo with bad teeth, who's C (with B arms) likes me. She's so fun to be with. I'm 30
what do?

>>76465374
>a 19 year old fatty that can't brush likes me
sorry

>>76465313 (OP)
I'm not restricted by any hypotheticals i want to fuck them all at once until i get ED

>>76465313 (OP)
B>a>c>d>e>f

>>76465377
but the tits tho

>>76465313 (OP)
F or E

>>76465334
I'm friends w a girl with perfect fat distribution and abs. Sadly she's a lez (not that I stood a chance, coppd a feel many times tho)

>>76465416
Tits on a fatty don't count. You're 30 dude you don't have time to be fucking around with slam pigs, maybe fuck it once and start looking for someone you'd want to actually be a mother to your children.

>>76465434
>Sadly she's a lez
Lesbians don't actually exist and stop being lesbians when a man of sufficent quality shows interest.

>>76465313 (OP)
b or d

>>76465313 (OP)
Anyone that plays this game is a 0 pussy getta

>>76465313 (OP)
B
(F If It was a futa)

>>76465460
I'm sorry but I don't like chestlets with zero ass.
She's not fat., but I do get what you are saying.

>>76465334
Because they aren’t even remotely realistic for women who aren’t capable n a fuck ton of tren and have fake tits. Those chicks look horrible and drop dead constantly

CF>>ABDE

Another thinly veiled coomer thread. /fit/ is dead

>>76465313 (OP)
This image gets dumber the longer I look at it

>>76465313 (OP)
F > E > C > D > B > A

>>76465313 (OP)
For me, it's the bf% of B with the muscle mass of D

>>76465313 (OP)
B>A>POWER GAP>CDEF

>>76465313 (OP)
All of them

>>76465313 (OP)
A through D. E and F are men.

>>76465313 (OP)
B>C>D>E>F>A

>>76465559
Don't listen to him.
Follow your heart.

>>76465374
Plap

>>76465313 (OP)
A is too skinny
B-E are all acceptable, although D better have an ass back there.
F - better be asian

>>76465313 (OP)
F or C

>>76465313 (OP)
B or D but flat

>>76465374
If you find her attractive, like spending time with her, and is she reciprocates those feelings and you both want to become more intimate, then go ahead. Just do so with the knowledge that you might be subject to social stigma, depending on where you're located. Also, she's young, so that relationship is statistically unlikely to last in the long-run if that's your goal.

>>76465313 (OP)
D

>>76465313 (OP)
B is the only one that looks remotely healthy

>>76465318
This.

>>76465313 (OP)
I would accept and love all of them equally if they are cute and love me for me and think my muscles are cool :)

>>76466378
>t. chubby chaser

>>76466399
I just said I love all of the body types shown
How does that make me a chubby chaser (one who prioritizes one body type over the rest)?

>>76466404
so you're not a chubby chaser?
Then you're a feminist, which is far worse

>>76465374
Get with her. And go get a teeth cleaning and tell her all about it and how much you love going to the dentist and orthodontist.

>>76465313 (OP)
my wife is a 'b'
our rock climber fuck buddy is an 'a'

I'm blessed

>>76465313 (OP)
Friendly reminder that if you play as women in role playing games youre gay/closeted.

>>76466447
Metroid is ..a GIRL?!

C but even fatter

>>76465313 (OP)
F
F
F
F
F

>>76465313 (OP)
>>76465341
My missus was a C until ozempic destroyed her body, I'm so fucking sad bros I miss being squashed in booba and belly so much

B and D, a straight man's choice

All those tits are grotesquely oversized leaving A the only choice.

>>76466411
Im a feminist for saying I like cute girls?
Actual brain rot

>>76465313 (OP)
>A
Good
>B
Great
>C
Depends. Is the face fat?
>D
Great
>E
Good
>F
Too much

>>76465313 (OP)
B>A=D>E>C>F
B is irl ideal, but A and D would be fantasy world ideal.

B
C
*power gap*
E
F
D
*power gap*
A

>>76465313 (OP)
G

>>76465313 (OP)
To bang? B OR D, or a

booba

>>76465313 (OP)
C but fatter plz
>>76465341
>>76466656
hnnngh

I choose B and anyone who didn't choose B is a faggot

>>76465313 (OP)
Harem route. All 6.

>>76465313 (OP)
Im somewhere between c and e

>>76465313 (OP)
Which one has a penis?

i got my first gf with C's body but A's tits. it's funny how lifting unironically made me more of a chubby chaser, i called you all fags for years but alas now i truly see

>>76465374
Sounds like a plan

>>76465313 (OP)
B is the only good choice, will remain hot forever, c is good but only during prime years, as soon as it hits 25 that pork is getting disgusting.
A is acceptable if she is cute, d is only acceptable if you switch the arms for b, otherwise d, e and f are homosexuality.

>>76465318
Holy based

E pulverizing my prostate while D sits on my face

>>76465313 (OP)
A little skinnier than B but heavier than D

>>76465313 (OP)
B is the only acceptable answer

B is my ex , a scandi looking blue eyed blonde frenchwoman
A is what my current gf is, a short japanese woman

B is the best of the bunch, peak feminity, only chubby chasers or boy lovers would disagree

>>76468685
>went from blonde hair blue eye nord B to a poo eye flat faced jap A
What a fucking downgrade are you trying to brag?

A

>>76468966
No, I agree. She was also a virgin when we met and consistently voted far right.
She was /pol/ wet dream. I left her after 8 years and shouldn't have. At least I drowned my sorrows in pussy juice for a while after.

>>76465313 (OP)
C, but with F's arms

>>76469051
You reap what you sow