If you can't kill one of these bare handed you aren't /fit/
Simple as.
2 or 3 at a time is also doable but only true men can do this.

i hate these 4 quadrupedal niggers like you wouldn't believe

i can but i will probably lose a few fingers so you guys go ahead

>>76471225 (OP)
the vast majority of men could kill a shitbull with their bare hands
theyre actually pretty small dogs and you can just punch them in the face till they fucking die long before they will kill you but people are pussies who freak out and try to flee but the dog is built to bite the legs and cripple its prey so it cant flee

its not a nice thought because dogs are awesome but just imagine punching one in the fucking head as hard as you can once or twice, and you could really wind up your hardest punch cause the dog is locked onto your leg and not moving like a human might be in a fist fight, its going to run away pretty quickly

>>76471605
Dude that’s heckin sick! Can you punch a bear to death too?! You’re a badass bro!!!

>>76471605
i thought you were supposed to go for their eyes. it's the only thing that will make them let up on their jaw, or so that was what i had heard. but to clarify they said ''get up in there'' so i'm talking ripping their eyes out

>>76471644
sick unc head cuh bro crash out gyat

>>76471225 (OP)
Simple as what?

>>76471655
that would probably work too but i think clocking the cunt in the side of the head will be quicker and easier for most blokes than performing eye surgery during a fast paced attack
>>76471644
no anyone who thinks they could take a gorilla or bear is an idiot
i reckon only proper fighters could take a fully grown male chimp though, that would be a better yard stick that some dog thats half my weight
obviously the dog is gunna do damage cause the cunt is gunna bite you but no way it kills me before i kill it
i think people are just so removed from violence these days they aren't aware of what the human body is capable of, even dyels

>>76471681
I weight at least 3 shitbulls,maybe 4. Just kick them in the dick like you mean it and everything is fine.

>>76471605
How the fuck is a wolf different than a large dog?
I'd rather take on a wolf than a large dog, since a wolf that's attacking me is probably crazed with hunger and on the verge of exhaustion, and it has to fight against centuries of genetic memory of total wolf genocide at the hands of humans.

>>76471681
With a weapon like a knife you might kill a bear or gorilla, but you'll most likely end up dead too.

>>76471764
large dog is pretty subjective i reckon
most people think wolves are wayyyy bigger than they actually are too
some people think my little runt of a border collie is big, golden retrievers are referred to as large dogs by dog clubs, but my gf's dad has a cane corso that weighs more than she does and i would not fuck with him at all, ill take a little grey wolf over that any day, shit i think an average grey wolf is like 90lbs but most people are picturing some mythical game of thrones beast because they've never seen one, especially in the UK

>>76471778
Better question is how many fully grown, trained men do you think it would take to beat a gorilla unarmed

>>76471605
Brits are hilariously weak, good thing they're getting replaced

>>76471815
both of those statistics are higher than the usa and majority of europe lol

>>76471703
>9mm
Just show your belly, spread your ass and get it over with.

>>76471820
>usa
Yeah
>majority of europe
You are a retard

>>76471877
Lets do a run down of European countries

Albania
>not white
Andorra
>not white
Armenia
>not white
Austria
>worse than UK
Azerbaijan
>not white
Belarus
>not white
Belgium
>worse than UK
Bosnia and Herzegovina
>not white
Bulgaria
>not white
Croatia
>better than UK
Cyprus
>not white
Czechia
>worse than UK
Denmark
>better than UK
Estonia
>not white
Finland
>not white
France
>worse than UK
Georgia
>not white
Germany
>worse than UK
Greece
>not white
Hungary
>jewish
Iceland
>better than UK
Ireland
>literally the UK
Italy
>not white
Kazakhstan
>not white
Latvia
>not white
Lithuania
>not white
Moldova
>not white
Montenegro
>name says it all
Netherlands
>worse than UK
North Macedonia
>not white
Norway
>better than UK
Poland
>not white
Portugal
>not white
Romania
>not white
Russia
>not white
Serbia
>not white
Slovakia
>not white
Slovenia
>not white
Spain
>not white
Sweden
>worse than UK
Switzerland
>better than UK
Turkey
>not white
Ukraine
>not white
United Kingdom (UK)
>UK
Vatican City (Holy See)
>not white

thats about 38 worse off or inherently non-white, 4 better off, 1 the same and a handful of non-countries like Kosovo not included

>>76471225 (OP)
Yeah I've never fought one, but I don't see how I could lose to it.
>Oh no, I'm getting attacked by something 1/4 my weight that only has one method of attacking me
I mean if it's a 100 pound roided out monster shitbull from the hood, then yeah, I'm fucked. But a normal pit bull? Maybe I'd go to the hospital afterward, but no way I'm dying unless it gets a lucky artery hit.

>>76471225 (OP)
I'd kill all three simultaneously. All you gotta do is pick it up and slam it. That's it.

>>76471787
Wolves can still get pretty big, dude.

>>76471787
>most people think wolves are way bigger than they actually are too
Because they are.

>>76471605
>goose
these faggots are the kikes of the animal kingdom, obnoxiously loud and entitled, territorial even if they just showed up to your backyard and every faggot nigger around pardons their actions because "they're just geese lol protected species" or some such, and any video where they get their fucking throats vice gripped and slammed or thrown away has wankers sobbing in the comments. So overtime they've built this reputation as super strong invincible stay out of our way creature when they're FUCKING GLORIFIED DUCKS

>>76471225 (OP)
to be honest even a teen or a non /fit/ guy could easily kill a shitbull but to do so without losing a few fingers or getting your forearm or maybe a leg torn/bitten would be impossible for 99% of humanity and extremally hard for 100%

>>76471644
Post wrist

>>76471778
A bear can swipe your head off with a smack, but I agree it's possible

>>76471925
nearly everything you said isn't white is white and multiple countries you said are worse than the uk are better off then the uk
retard

Legalize recreational shitbull torture

Shitbulls unironically need to be eradicated. They're land sharks mostly owned by shitty people

If you don't have a gun you can't defend yourself without having something torn

>>76471225 (OP)
>kick uo the jaw or to push it back
>break it's face
>throw it off me into a wall preferably

>>76472654
No way it hits me first try I'm stabbing that bear up around a tree

>>76471225 (OP)
https://youtu.be/W3VoN13MmW8?si=LYQjXd1qzDjvkeIz

This went viral in Brazil a month ago lmao, would a 140lb twink be able to survive it?

>>76471681
there are people who killed bears with their bare hands, you have to grab the uvula to strangle them and trigger their gag reflex. they pass out from that

>>76471605
sure hit the dog in the head, the strongest part of its body designed to get smacked. you know pitbulls are terriers right? their skulls are bred to be harder than normal. you're a retard lol

>>76471605
This guy has never watched pitbull gore or dogfights

I've literally seen a pitbull break a kid's knees backwards while people chuck bricks at its skull and whack it with a giant wooden stick.

Other dogs might flinch and run off (although herding dogs are made to fight to the death with bears and wolves) but pitbulls will continue on even if their intestines are ripped out.

>>76473233
>>Other dogs might flinch and run off (although herding dogs are made to fight to the death with bears and wolves) but pitbulls will continue on even if their intestines are ripped out.
So... Why are they legal to own in supposedly civilized countries? At the very least they should be muzzled in public

>>76472713
slavs arent white

>>76473250
Because pitmommies were able to successfully trick people into thinking that a fighting dog doing fighting dog things is doing so because it hasn't been raised right and that any other breed is capable of doing the same despite the fact that shitbulls dominate violent incidents statistics.

>>76473233
>I've literally seen a pitbull break a kid's knees
luckily I'm not a literal child
>>76472963
crows eggs are bred harder than chicken eggs we could all still smash them

>>76471225 (OP)
Based thread. Pit bulls are a government psyop. All the discussion about how thick their skulls are and high their pain tolerance is doesn't matter. If it really comes down to it, official technique they don't want you knowing about is to simply pull its rib cage apart by its forelimbs.

>>76473250
Because admitting that one specific breed is dangerous and problematic opens the road to extending that conversation elsewhere.

>>76471605
Pitbulls are bred to get kicked in the skull by livestock and still keep ankle biting. I don't disagree that you can easily kill one if you're even vaguely aware of what you're doing but they most certainly are not a
>just whack em
kind of threat. Few animals are something that you can just punch in the face like you're fucking conan and hope to win. Pit bulls are at least small enough that you can just choke it out, gouge its eyes, shove your arm down its throat, or crush its ribcage but none of those are just going ham on it with haymakers, especially since it's going to be latched onto your arm so you're not getting any good shots into it at all like that.

>>76471225 (OP)
Normal strength isn’t really relevant for animal fighting. You need big hands and excessive grip strength.
You’ve got to be a Nordic giant or a Neanderthal in build. Capable of breaking bone with your hands. The vast majority of juiced males do not reach this level just do to lacking the physical build necessary to crush bone with your hands.
Having an immense grip and long arms and slabs of muscle in thick limbs this would allow you break the bones of a Pitbull even if one of your arms was damaged.
But it’s the physical build that matters, not necessarily gym strength. You need a certain hand size.

>>76473494
>shove your arm down its throat,
How does that even work without losing your entire forearm?

How do you deal with one of these landsharks while minimizing damage to yourself? Assuming no gun

>>76473503
You don't lose anything because most mammals are shit at closing their jaws with force when they're choking to death on something rammed halfway down their windpipe. The danger is in getting in deep enough before it slams shut but pit bulls have shorter snouts and even if you are too slow, its a pitbull not a 10 foot long crocodile, it's not deathrolling your shit off. You go to the backup plan of getting on top of it and forcing it to release with pain to sensitive areas like the eyes.
The default strategy with any canine is to accept that your non-dominant arm is going to get fucked up as bait so you can keep it predictable.

>>76471225 (OP)
I probably could you're a hoe kill yourself

>>76473503
I can punch concrete hard enough to ko you maybe I'll lose to a tiger ok

>>76473233
and ive literally seen a guy punch a loose pitbull unconscious while it tried to bit his leg
humans are built different and easily capable of killing medium sized dogs even without tools

>>76473359
this but unironically

>>76471225 (OP)
I actually did have to kill one of these bare handed, and it almost took my hand off in the process. I'm VERY wary around these fucking satan spawn now. Also rabies shots are fucking horrible, hope that you never have to get them.
>be me
>passing through 9 mile in detroit (already a mistake)
>hear the sound of a dog sprinting up behind me on the sidewalk
>turn to look, immediately this shitbull clamps onto my left arm before i can react
>owner is some fat coalburner pitmommy, catches up with the dog and is now shrieking at the top of her lungs at it
>its teeth hit a vein, blood gushing everywhere
>throw my weight on top of it to pin it down, it tightens its grip on my arm and is wriggling under me
>grab its head with my free hand to keep It from shaking and tearing while getting a finger in to gouge its eye out
>smash its head against the pavement a couple times while it's still clamped on my arm with all my might
>it finally lets go twitching
>chunks of shitbull eye in my hand and under my fingernails
>bleeding like a geyser out of my arm, manage to call 911 with non fucked up hand
>doc that stitched me up says I got lucky that it didn't tear any tendons, but it was very close to doing so
>worthless nigger fucker owner didn't have and vax records for the animal so I had to get gut shots for months
I've never felt that wired before, they're right about that fight instinct kicking in when it feels like life or death. I'm not squeamish at all, but remembering what it felt like when the eyeball ruptured still kind of makes me sick. I'm proud of being able to kill it though.

>>76475449
I make it a rule to be especially vigilant around women driving cars or walking big dogs. There is no way a woman can keep a dog nearly as heavy as her on a leash when it seriously charges at something. The situation you described should really be treated in the same way as attempted murder, and the bitch should go to jail for it. Unfortunately the law is extremely lenient because muh furbabies.
I bet she yelled at you for killing that faggot dog too.

>>76475449
Nice glad you smashed that shit

>>76471225 (OP)
I'd go into my purse and shoot it because I have a small penis and testicles

>>76475449
>gouge its eye out
>smash its head against the pavement
sucks that happened to you but this is basically how I see any fight between a pitbull and an able bodied man going.

>>76471225 (OP)
I probably could beat a steroid pit bull but I'm just worried it's head is so thick and big that it'd bite me before I can disable it by splitting its legs apart gouging it's eyes or going for the nuts.

>>76475625
Gotta uppercut or hook or it'll bite you faster than you realize. I'm going for an up kick then beating its head in idk if anyone has a better idea but I square up vs dogs just to show them what's up.

>>76475631
Neighbors 100lb pitbull knows what's up his owners try to look at me like I'm the faggot

>>76474007
How hard would you have to punch to ko a tiger

>>76475636
You are the faggot, no mortal man could possibly. I'm super masculine and I couldn't even imagine. I've seen a dog get sicced in a guy and he lost, end of question boy.

>>76475653
You are a faggot

>>76475578
>The situation you described should really be treated in the same way as attempted murder, and the bitch should go to jail for it
Absolutely agree. The animal control wing of the cops had to show up just due to the nature of the call and I'm pretty certain she didn't face any reprocussions from it which is frankly fucking absurd.
>I bet she yelled at you for killing that faggot dog too.
She was hysterically screaming the dog's name the whole time even after it was dead and shouting at me for being "cruel." I had to walk away to remove myself from the situation after it ended so I didn't kill her too. That was the worst I had ever been injured and as I'm holding pressure on my arm to keep from bleeding out, having this disgusting bitch shouting at me the whole time nearly made me lose it. Easily the most rage inducing thing I have ever experienced. I am very very careful around women and dogs now.
>>76475625
Maybe it would have gone differently if I had more time to react to it initially charging me, but once it was clamped down on my arm, that's about all I could do. I distinctly remember doing everything in my power to hold tight to its head to keep it from whipping back and forth which would have fucked my arm for good. I got my thumb in its eye socket so I had a good hold on its skull to bash it off the ground. I'm proud of it, but it was definitely pretty gruesome.

>>76475449
>passing through the town of niggersville, niggerton city, NG
>head not on a constant 360 swivel like a robot with a trembling hand clamped on a concealed firearm
>not powerwalking at 4 mph

>>76475658
>Board
Is it physically possible to ko a tiger or not, I'm still fighting it I'm not getting eaten ass first.

>>76475818
>so I didn't kill her too
you should have though it probably wouldn't be defensible in court

>>76471225 (OP)
How the fuck do I punch it without it biting my hand? Maybe the nose or just kick it its only 100lbs but the bones are hard as shit idk if I could reliably break its face, also they are way less prone to ko.

>>76477341
You don't. It's face is not the weak spot. It doesn't have hands and shoulders like you. It can't wrassle and if you can it can't stop you from controlling it's wrists and ripping it in half vertically by it's arms.

>>76477435
Animals do cower against larger animals of the same species for some reason, I just don't like the idea of it turning back and biting me if I wrestle. But if it's not a ko they don't feel pain as much just fear. I'm definitely going for kicks and uppercuts and hooks.

>>76471605
>grizzly bear
I mean, a bear is just a big dog and I can beat a dog no problem so yea probably.

>>76477341
Stop thinking like an animal bro, a kick in the ribs and this nigga's lungs and internal organs are getting more punctured than a junkie's arm

>>76475449
the bitch didn't even bother to call 911 and you had to do it yourself? Just about what I'd expect from a shitbull owner

>>76471605
>be blessed by evolution by being given a thumb and able to hold weapons
>"CaN yOu BeAt ThEsE aNiMaLs WeApOnS?"
Retarded

>>76477553
Bears are at the highest weight class and they have superior speed too. Their skulls look demonic. I think we based the idea of demonic appearance on bears. On top of that they just instinctively know how to fight as soon as they're born, like a man who's been deliberately training it for a lifetime. They don't even need to but since they do odds are against you even if you have a gun.

>>76471655
>or so that was what i had heard.
You hang around idiots, bro. Yes you can gouge their eyes. You can also choke them, beta them to death, use a club or put a finger in their butt (that actually works).

>>76471764
>I'd rather take on a wolf than a large dog, since a wolf that's attacking me is probably crazed with hunger and on the verge of exhaustion, and it has to fight against centuries of genetic memory of total wolf genocide at the hands of humans.
You're American, aren't you? Wolves are generally stronger and faster than dogs and much more dangerous. Also, rabies.

>>76477578
bear paws typed this post

>>76477553
A small grizzly bear is still hundreds of pounds heavier than the biggest dogs except they have massive fucking claws, thick rolls of protective fat, tough and loose fur, and zero fear of fighting shit since they're practically not even predators with how they just eat fish. Please do not underestimate the bear.

>>76477662
They don't have abs though and a fast punch in the stomach will incapacitate them.
Fuck boars though, those fucks I wouldn't fight no matter what

>>76477646
Or his definition of "large dog" doesn't mean some overweight german shepherd but a great dane or english mastiff that can easily outweigh a grey wolf.

Can you choke dogs out? I am squeamish and would rather not gouge eyes but I am very strong.

Reddit says you can choke out dogs, they choked out some dogs over there

>>76471225 (OP)
Post a vid of you killing one with your bare hands, so we can mire.

>>76477885
yes. that's actually the recommended strategy for fighting pitbulls since they might just not care about the pain of anything else you do to them. so no, you shouldn't punch their balls or put a finger up their ass. also gouging their eyes might not stop them from clamping down on your arm or whatever they got.

>>76471225 (OP)
Killing a shitbull barehanded is easy if you can accept the fact you'll get one of your limbs massively fucked up.

>>76477198
I was complacent since I had gone through that area a few times and it was one of the nicer parts of niggerville (though I know thats not saying much). I didn't have my CCL at the time. I relaxed, which got me fucked, and I learned that lesson the hard way.
>>76477565
No, she was kneeling by the dog screaming hysterically and nobody else was around to do it. "People" like her shouldn't be allowed to live in a civilized society.

>bare handed
why?

>>76477576
>"CaN yOu BeAt ThEsE aNiMaLs WeApOnS?"
try again ranjesh

>>76477558
Dodging would definitely be an issue though since animals legit have insane high test etc. Maybe just kick it in the head honestly, I could send a dog back for sure.

>>76471605
you have a better chance beating a kangaroo, no way your beating a chmp, they are way too strong

>>76479478
Chimp is too small and light, what is it gonna do when you grab any of its limbs and just start to spin it and thresh it around?

>>76475449
lets see the scar

>>76479490
sure bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUV-tEhuwyU

>>76479490
like i said, too strong

>>76479527
>their muscles are 50% stronger per weight than those of humans
>A chimpanzee weighs anywhere between 32 to 60 kilograms, which is the equivalent of 70 to 130 pounds

Yeah I could easily smash a 70 to 90 lb chimp

Most people don't try. It's so weird seeing people getting eaten alive by these fuckers and they just pull their tail and shit. I'd rip those fuckers eyes out the first chance I get.

>>76479551
you fucking cant faggot. it will bite your dick off

>>76479574
My dick is a grower, in a dangerous situation it would retract inside itself like a turtle
The only chance a chimp would have to kill me would be going straight for my neck but that would require me to be extremely unlucky
The moment I grab any of its limbs its gg for the chimp
I will use leverage and momentum of my body to swing the light chimp body around and smash it into the ground or any object until its completely destroyed

>>76479594
retard

>>76479523
Is chimpmode achievable natty?