>be me
>read how to increase test
>"good quality sleep"
>"buy blackened curtains to block all lights"
>bought them
>hang them on
>they do block all lights
>room now dark as charcoal
>cant sleep cause afraid of ghosts
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:33:36 PM
No.76471266
>>76471258 (OP)
another hilarious frog post
I ignore women
8/6/2025, 9:59:47 PM
No.76471637
>>76471258 (OP)
I know this didn't happen because blackout curtains leak light anyways, you gotta get blackout blinds
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:54:43 PM
No.76472108
>>76471258 (OP)
Put on a youtube video of white noise with a dark background and set the sleep timer...
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:55:52 PM
No.76472112
>>76471258 (OP)
Should've gotten blacked curtains
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:03:59 AM
No.76472148
>>76473127
My wife is the biggest gains goblin regarding sleep and not even in a fun way.
The bitch falls asleep with the tv on and when I try to turn it off despite her obviously passed out and snoring we then have a fight because she was "watching that."
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:44:16 AM
No.76472452
>>76471258 (OP)
anon, if the ghosts were gonna get you they'd have got you already, just relax and go to sleep
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:49:30 AM
No.76473124
>>76473160
>>76473514
>>76471258 (OP)
I cant sleep because of the coffee yum
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:50:31 AM
No.76473127
>>76472148
have you tried slapping her with the back of your hand?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:57:06 AM
No.76473502
>>76471258 (OP)
Buy a gun to shoot the ghosts
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:01:31 AM
No.76473507
tell yourself you will fight anything you encounter in the dark to the death and if you die you will drink in valhalla. you will never fear the dark again
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:26:34 AM
No.76473556
Hype yourself up before sleeping so you're too pumped to be afraid of ghosts
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:36:23 AM
No.76473580
And whatever you do don't think about sleep paralysis demon visitations.
